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re: THE LEGENDARY LAS MELIZAS ARGENTINE TWINS!!!
I'm curious. Has anyone had any one to two (face to faces) actual experience with the famous identical Las Mellizas twins?
Las Mellizas, from Platynum;
http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/LasMellizas/LasMellizas1.htm
They are advertised as the only twins on web. I know eze-amante made several tries but they had a manager/handler and were alway busy.
Do they actually exists or is this an urban hobby legend:-)
there are no termas per say. but there are a couple of places that are similar, and in the similar time of the day you're looking for. i think the place on french would be it (quality is an issue here, imho, ymmv). as would a boliche - the one in belgrano starts best about 10p, which is an hour or two before the optimal arrival time for the night spots (affaire, playwoman, etc).
may i suggest internet women? there is a much more robust internet escort scene in ba than in brasil. all caveats as posted (and there are many), but you can have an internet session up until night, and then hit the night spots which all have optimal arrival times of 10p or later.
leo,
WOW! Thanks for the quick response. I will try the Internet, any particular sites or escort services that you would recommend. I speak a little Spanish but would prefer not having to work very hard. Yeah, yeah I know I want everything.
Thanks again!
astroglide
[QUOTE]Originally posted by astroglide
[i]leo,
but would prefer not having to work very hard. Yeah, yeah I know I want everything.
Thanks again!
astroglide [/i][/QUOTE]
Hey. "Work makes you free".
Do the required homework & check out
http://www.girls59.com.ar/escorts.htm
Search this forum. Your brothers have gone to great lengths to get you the info you need. Let it not be to no avail. Don't be lazy. Use what you have been fortunate to be given by those who have adventured before.
re: THE LEGENDARY LAS MELLIZAS ARGENTINE TWINS!!!
http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/LasMellizas/LasMellizas1.htm
I just got an email from a hobbyist that claims that he did business with the
twins and that they are beautiful and Siamese!! - joined at the hip.
The photos indicate that they are identical but separated? Has the photos been altered or is the hobbyist telling the truth. Indeed do the Mellizas exist or is this a mere trick photograph, like the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, etc?
Bond, James Bond 69 wants to know, as he plans to investigate "Las Mellizas" next month for "Ripley's Believe it or Not - the X rated version."
Again, I think we can agree to disagree. I agree with Stoly to an extent. I would NEVER do what Leo did. When booking with a girl with a blocked face on the internet you are taking that chance. IF it is the girl in the internet advertisement (even if her face is ugly) I think it's best to pay her more than $2 US for her trouble of coming all the way out to your room.
If it is NOT the girl in the ad than I think it's fair to pay her a fair exit fee. You guys have to realize that these girls look better on the web. I agree that arranging a "casting call" is not the smartest thing to do as far as discretion goes. Also, realize that these girls are taking the time to come all the way out to your hotel. If you don't like her that's fine but pay the girl more than $2 US for pete's sake. JMHO.
Again, I'm not talking about scams. I'm talking about girls that show up but don't look as good as their internet pictures or have their faces blocked. How would some of you like it if a girl showed up to your room and she didn't like what she saw and said...um I change my mind.
Also, having a string of girls come and go from a place like the Art Suites doesn't help any of us that want to stay there in the future. I'm all for having fun but I also believe in respecting other hotel guests and sometimes having the high volume makes a scene. JMHO.
I'm not saying I'm right on this but I will sure as heck give my 2 cents on it. Also, on the matter of Black's. Yeah, the place is EXPENSIVE and yeah the management might suck but it's your choice whether to go up or not. It's a hit or miss type of place. Some nights it had great girls and others it sucked. Same as other clubs. I was never charged an entrance fee (except once last trip). 20 pesos is only 20 pesos. I can't wait to go back to Paradise.
Life is good.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by leo
[i]just back from a long weekend...
DAY-1
for our first morning upon arrival, we have internet girls arrive at our two bedroom suite at artsuites. lizzy from platynum was everything her pictures present. she will try to sucker you for us$100 if she know's you're gringo. days later i find she'll start at ar$150 otherwise. [/i][/QUOTE]
Brother mongerer Leo,
How was Lizzy. I have my eye on her myself. Is she worth it? Does she love what she does or is she in just for the dinero?
Please elaborate, if you don't mind.
SC
While not inclined to add fuel to the fire or impinge upon anothers right to freedom of expression, I must say that I am backing STOLY on this one. Theres always a line that can be crossed where one mans interpretation of enjoyment equals another mans definition of exploitment. Many of these lovely, charming ladies are single moms simply trying to survive and put food in their childs mouth. Quite frankly I don't believe tossing them a couple pesos to make them whole again is just compensation for making them unknowing participants in some sophmoric casting call. One final thought. When was the last time a club in the USof A let you bypass the cover charge to check it out to see if you like the place. Pay the 20 pesos, its only 5 bucks. Or perhaps thats 10 more ladies you can reject and send home in a cab.
here are a few commonly used lunfardo terms you wont find in a spanish dictionary:
1. Those words make reference to penis:
chizito (tiny)
pito (little)
pija (average)
pijudo (a guy with a large penis)
goma (average), gomas stands for tits
chota (disgustingly large, or to fear from it)
verga (agerage to big)
poronga (huge). This term also stands for a prision leader.
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2. Assorted
concha - pussy
argolla argosha - pussy
traba, trava - shemale
puto -gay
se come la galletita -seems he's gay
trolo -gay
trola -cheap prostitute
giro/shiro -street walker
gato -fine prostitute
turra -non pro /stealer
turrita -term used by women when they think she will stole their husband
chiruza -horney girl from the province (this term is also used by scared women also)
groncha -ugly
torta, tortillera -bisexual or lesbian woman
negro/a and grone -tan, mestizo, bro, and black.
garpar -to pay
garca -guy who doesn't respect a deal. i.e.: Jose Barletta es un garca
garcar -make shit, aslso: the facts that make you a garca.
afano -robbery
guita gheetta -money
chabon -guy
coger -fuck
garchar -fuck
polvo -intercourse
culiar -ass fucking
pete -blow job
pelotudo -jerk
acaba -cum
cola -ass
colita -ass, ass hole
ojete, ohete -ass hole
orto -ass hole
forro -condom / stupid guy.
baranda -smell
cana -cop / jail
la yuta -cops (from the italian "La Giusta")
chapa -cops persecuting street hookers
patovica -muscle guy outside the disco / brothel who may fight or kick your ass.
curro, currar -make easy money
porro, porrito -Mary Jane
Escavio -Drink (cheap)
Laburo -work (if a cutie says "estoy laburando" stands for "i'm on duty")
boludo -guy and stupid or both
pibe -kid
chepibe -delivery guy
piba -any woman under 18 years old
pendejo -jerk / curly hairs from any part of the body
petisa -small girl
pajero -man hwo masturbates himself
leche, huasca -the holly product of male
3. expressions:
que haces? -what's up?
salir de levante -looking for someone to fuck with
la concha de la lora -holly shit
la concha de tu hermana -fuck you
la puta que los pario -holly shit + fuck you
andate al carajo -fuck you (also joraca is the same as carajo, in some sense a little soft exp).
ni en pedo -no way
sos boleta -term used by mob to tell you seriously, you are about to be killed by them
tomatelaas / via via -get out
rajar, rajá de acá -get out
me hiciste peolota -you've fucked me so hard
estoy caliente -i'm horney or i'm pissed off or i'm very angry
te doy la colita -fuck my ass
me pongo en cuatro -doggy style
tirar la goma -blow job
hacerse los ratones, ratonearse -thinking but demonstrating about sex
sin globito -BBBJ
aptos, apartos -dildo (NP ads too)
T/C -credit card (this you may see on newspaper ads)
TE- phone # (on ads and business cards)
4. money related:
guita -money.
1 mango -1 peso
1(una) luca -1.000 pesos
1 palo -1.000.000 pesos
1 palo verde -one million dollars
you may never say "una luca verde" reffering to US$1k
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Chau!
Gentlemen,
I'm getting bad vibes from this board. Leave the guy alone! Leo has reported back some excellent information and added to a resource that we all use. This is especially important to even experienced hunters but new to BA, like me (and indeed the few hundred lurkers who just take the information and give nothing back ~ you know who you are…).
Every hunter picks his own tactics. Innovation is part of this process.
I have used a multitude of tactics ranging from email (pen pall) befriending of chicas, to news group contact meetings, to university notice boards. Each tactic has it merits as well as its down sides. Vacation time at the location we are hunting in will dictate what we do in the time available.
To have a string of ladies present for viewing is exactly the same as those very same ladies being presented in anyone of a million bordellos and pleasure houses across the planet. To have these very same ladies come over to your place for a viewing is no different, especially when they are not left out of pocket financially. The basics here are that you are buying a service. We must not forget that.
The feelings of the women is a tricky issue. However, how many jobs have you gone for and ended up not getting? The principal is the same. At least having direct access to a group of candidates allows you to then contact any one of them back at your convenience. This is especially useful for back-up material, when your main choice lets you down.
These ladies do deserve our respect in providing a very good, healthy and much needed service. They enter the profession, for whatever reason, knowing the pros and cons (no pun intended). They do not all have a 100% hit rate in clubs or indeed from the net ~ rejection, "thank you but we won't be needing you today…" is a basic characteristic of every trade: especially for sex workers. You only have to be the last few guys to leave a club to this in action: the number of chicas going home empty handed…
In saying all the above, I suppose what I'm trying to say is that this is:
~ Not the forum to espouse moral arguments.
~ Each player has every right to use his own tactics.
~ The sharing of a tactic / skill is IMHO part and parcel of this excellent forum.
~ No player has the right to hassle another player, especially when one considers relative experience…
~ In having "viewed" a number of ladies, Leo becomes an excellent source of information, which he will no doubt share using this board.
~ Let him without sin…. (Ohhhhh, a bit to close to home that one…)
For my part can I just thank leo for some excellent reporting now and previously. Here endeth my 0.02 euros worth...
Regards
Havanaman
Hi guys
Have been a regular visitor to BA as have family there. On my last trip I particularly enjoyed Wendy of Platynum (click on name on left side of page) She is absolutely fabulous and has a good friend living next door if you fancy a threesome. Can't remember her name but also recommended. If you see Wendy, tell her el ingles sent you...she'll look after you.!
Also, although not as busy as some of the other clubs, strongly recommend Periplo Bar opposite Marriot Plaza in Marcelo T. de Alvear. have always found good quality there and it's a quiet but classy bar. Best time around 9 to 11 pm.
Plan to be back in BA in November.
i'll follow up just because y'all seem to want to judge... notice i put the term casting call in quotes - meaning it was just a term... we didn't hold a casting call.
we had three borthers in the apartment at the time. the other two were casually present in the apt when my girl came. ten minutes later anonther dude's girl was scheduled, and naturally if i wasn't in the bedroom with my girl i was casually there, say watching tv. that's three girls in 30 minutes.
so like i said, thinking a girl might not be up to my tastes (and from past experiences on this trip many girls don't hold up to there pix, unlike my other trip's experiences) we had scheduled plan-b girls 30 minutes later, each. so that's six girls in one hour. naturally, one of six brings a friend without telling you, so make it seven.
so, i have to claim we did nothing malicious, nothing obnoxious. if i like my plan-a girl, one of my bros could then take the next girl. if we we're all satisfied before the last girl came, we could cancel the later girl (how many times has a ba call girl blown you off?).
and i discussed the no face in pix issue with each girl, and each girl agreed that there's a chance her caller wouldn't like what he saw when given the chance. it's the mutually recognized tradeoff for not including your face. and each girl agreed on the phone in advance that she'd come out knowing she'd get taxi return. and hourly rates were discussed in advance with each (except one or two mistakes).
ok, flame on or let if go...
sc-
lizzy met my friend i was traveling with, not me. so i can't give all the details. if you post your email address i'll forward it to him and you can get more.
but i did speak with her that day and days later (must have been good if he goes for a return trip - eh?).
upon arrival it became known that my friend forgot to discuss the dollar vs. peso deal, and lizzy wanted ar$370. i speak ok spanish, so i explained that we don't have dollars (what atm in ba kicks out dollars?). we talk with adriana on the phone, and she explains that basically, to paraphrase, "if you're a stupid gringo and forget to ask for peso pricing (in which case you'll likely get ar$100/hr), then you get dollar pricing, us$100/hr."
my buddy wanted action, and we realized he was either locked in at ar$370 for the session (granted, 1.5-2 hrs), or he could send her home with taxi and tip for the misunderstanding.
he kept her and overpaid. she seemed real friendly and nice, other than the attitude of "hey, you screwed up in scheduling me directly with adriana, so now i'm locked into wanting us$100." the attitude was a little strong, but it was my buddy's mistake...
two days later i called her directly on his behalf to schedule another visit. i told her we only have pesos, this time we want normal pricing, not stupid gringo pricing. she quoted ar$150/hr, likely meant ar$200 for two - the going rate. but when we called that day to confirm, she was "with man", meaning on the rag, she said.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by leo
[i]sc-
but i did speak with her that day and days later (must have been good if he goes for a return trip - eh?).
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Leo,
if your friend wanted to have another session with lizzy, enough said.
the adage "action speaks louder than words" apply here.
thanks for the info. will return the favor once i fly to BA.
SC
Havanaman,
One should not interpret my last response to be an attack on the performer when it simply was MY opinion of the performance. Not all "tactics" can be rationalized as appropriate because they are done in pusuit of "the hobby". From the mere fact we all visit this board somewhat implies we may share some of the same moral fibers. However lets not invoke issues of morality when it simply boils down to a matter of simple respect. Respect for the ladies, guests, hotel mgmt etc... Obviously there has been enough backpedaling in subsequent posts to suggest MY review may have been too harsh, and if so, I apologize. As any traveller to BA can attest, there is a certain magical charm, sophistication, how shall I say, savoir faire, about the place that is perhaps unrivaled amongst the many happy "hunting" grounds. Without that, we might as well be in Bangkok.