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I am most obviously the epitome of the obvious foreigner while in BA just by looking at me, regardless of if I spoke perfect, BA accented spanish, which I don't.
But I've never been charged to go into Kilkenny's. Until I saw your post, I didn't even know there was a cover. I just walk up, the bouncer guy opens the door, and I step in, all one motion.
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jjgoinslow,
See my response to your kilkenny inquiry in the Kilkenny thread.
Suerte,
Dirk Diggler
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Two of my favoritas from here contacted me this week, complaining how slow business is and wanting to fuck me for 100 pesos instead of their usual 130 or so. Thus, now might be a good time to go fishing in here.
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[QUOTE=Dickhead]Two of my favoritas from here contacted me this week, complaining how slow business is and wanting to fuck me for 100 pesos instead of their usual 130 or so. Thus, now might be a good time to go fishing in here.[/QUOTE]If anybody but Dickhead goes into Jaz expecting to get laid for 100p they better bring some damn good paella, or it ain't happening.
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I guarantee you that on a slow night you can get laid for 100 pesos in Jaz, which of course will really be 165 pesos after you pay for your drink, the chica drink, and the cab. I don't want to name names since so many stupid fucks are showing the chicas the forum. This assumes you do not have BO or bad breath and can at least speak SOME castellano; total fluency would not be required. But, you could still be fat, bald, ugly, drunk or some combination of those.
Offer 100 pesos, respectfully, saying that is what you can pay. If they don't take it and walk away, wait about half an hour and then point out that they are still there, the night is not getting any younger, and you have a nice comfortable place with some wine and beer. These chicas tend to get quite bored around 3 AM.
If that doesn't work, offer them 125. If that doesn't work, go to Suipacha 921 or Marcelo T 1270 and think about them while screwing someone else.
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Speak, memory
For 10 months I have been fantasizing about a chica I met last year in Club Jaz. Tall, lean, and strong, this young lady was my favorita after a great 1-on-1 session followed up by a threesome with her co-worker.
Today she stopped by my apartamento, and she is even more beautiful than I remembered: Totally natural beauty, with naturally auburn hair, natural breasts that are proportionate to size, no make up, and not even any perfume. Just woman, sleek, tall and strong with a fresh smell and taste and with brown eyes that would make all the forest creatures rejoice. I'm not going to mention her name because a daytime visit is not on the Club's menu. A clever girl, she restricts her Spanish to the words I understand, and she has a wit. When she saw the phone number of another chica next to my telephone, she made a sign of horns over her head and said something like Merecha -- but this word is not in my dictionary -- and she put on a truly humorous act of being deceived.
Her ass is world class, and she has a very naughty way of grinding it. I had a ball. But, in the interests of full reporting, I just could not make her cum. We tried this, and we tried that. She really wanted to be a cowgirl, but, for some reason, I just could not do that position. After 40 minutes of going at it, she gave up the pursuit or orgasmo for herself and concentrated on me.
So, not all Buenos Aires ladies cum their hearts out, at least not in every session. Revelation. And, toward the end of the session, there was something a little mechanical in my ex-favorita's moves. We parted on good terms, and I have the memory of the perfect ass pumping away.
Still, I have lost a fantasy. You win some and you lose some. Indeed I am building up fantasies re other chicas, to last for the next year or so until I return.
This is not the first time that a woman who was a true firecracker the first time turned out to be a bit frustrated in the orgasm department on the repeat visit. In this case, I have a hunch that this lady needs a few drinks to really uncoil and let go; so an afternoon session is not the way to her libido. Or maybe she woke up and had great sex with her novio before she saw me. Or is there something in women that makes them more likely to lose it with a perfect stranger? It certainly could not be that my performance was
less in quality than last year's.
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Closed
Jaz and X-O were closed indefinitely on Friday due to out of control dancing on St. Patrick's Day and thus violating the post-Cromanon laws. They were still closed as of last night, Tuesday.
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I talked to Andres, the owner of X-O and a partner in Jaz and he said Jaz should be open Wednesday after paying some fines and bribes and putting in more fire extinguishers and shit like that. He said X-O might take a little longer.
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Jaz has reopened
I dropped by Jaz Wednesday night - open and back to business as usual. I don't know about X-O.
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Jaz Update
The first time I was in here was a disaster (see post #47) but one night I went back in and ever since this is my favorite club in the downtown area.
I'm see a couple of positive reports on the place and I side with them, don't know why some guys didn't like it. It is as Full Throttle says a friendly place, great music all the time and everybody dancing around. I really hate a place where the girls just sit around and stare at you or the walls or each other.
I also think they have the best looking girls for downtown. True, I go there for one Dominicana but the rest of them are pretty tempting.
150 pesos seems to be the going rate, I imagine you could bargain down, but hey, 50 bucks to get laid, seems right to me. Of course you will have a drink bill, 40 for the chica drink (obligatory to take her out) and 20 for yours.
And nobody has ever hassled me like the first time. If there's one thing I hate, it's girls coming up to me and asking me 20 questions. If I want to talk to you, sweetheart, I will.
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Visited 05/08
Yesterday, it sucked. Just a handful of girls (10-15) barely 1 or 2 worthy. Maybe it was Monday the reason. Who knows. ARS 20 the drink, as said before.
Andres
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Saturday night
I decided to check out Jaz, was there around midnight. Maybe 10 girls, nothing that cought my eye. One very pushy, approached me after I hardly had ordered my beer.
I left after the beer and went on to Cafe Exedra.
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second, and last attempt
"El Alemán, you are charged of actions against better knowledge. Stupidity so to say, one of the worst crimes known"
"Alemanito, leave of absence in view of the enemy"
Guilty as charged, Your. Honor.
I should have known it better. If they get too pushy in the boliche, run if not for Your Life, at least for another chica. Never take one of these home.
I came into Jaz at around 12:45. A few guests, maybe 15 chicas. Before I took the first sip of my beer, I had to defend against the attacks of 2 girls. Unfotunately, I oblieged to the attempts of the 3rd, Maria, and took her home. Some guys might like agressive women, I and my friend Alemanito don't. He denied any service. We need it slow and tender.
Some details: after 3 minutes she asked me for a drink. I said ok. The drink vanished in a New York second. Asshole I am, I agred to a second one. I offered "150". She countered "150 Dollars". I laughed so loud that I probably spit the beer in my mouth across half the pub, which brought her immediately to "200 pesos". at least some sense of reality.
I should have known it better.
Jaz has seen me 2 times, the first and the last. If I chase away the first girl, I expect that the others see that and stay put. The second one - btw. The same I defended on Saturday did not go until I said that I told her before I did not want her and that opinion had not changed. Bad chica management on behalf of the club.
The Taxi Door Opener got no propina, despite his explicit request.
Hopefully others learn from my bad example.
El Alemán
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El Aleman,
Is Spanish your first language? If so, I'm amazed you got hassled that way. Both of you.
FT
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Now FT, what does "El Alema'n" mean in Spanish? It means "the German." I know EA and he speaks of course German which is his first language, excellent English, quite adequate Spanish, and I'm betting at least one other language.
You and I, of course, can speak fluent Bulgarian when we are drunk, which is a huge advantage in a place like Jaz.