Cafe Orleans

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]I think that's a bit harsh. I've seen a number of very nice looking girls in there. Have I ever pulled any from there? Nope. Do I think that the "minimum consumption" that they charge the chicas changes my price? Yep.

I prefer Exedra for more variety, and that's where my honey, Hilda, hangs out.:)[/QUOTE]I hope you inferred the sarcasm. There are often pretty girls in Orleans, beginning around 1PM and ending around dusk. The night shift is a bit scary, led by Megaly, who should be avoided like the plague.

I contend that if you charged a cover, turned off the incandescent light and replaced it with black light, then sent in the Orleans girls, there would be little difference in perception there versus the triangle, Madaho's or Black.

I do think there is more of an informal union at Orleans compared to Exedra 200P is hard to negotiate off at times.

FT

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]I hope you inferred the sarcasm. There are often pretty girls in Orleans, beginning around 1PM and ending around dusk. The night shift is a bit scary, led by Megaly, who should be avoided like the plague.

I contend that if you charged a cover, turned off the incandescent light and replaced it with black light, then sent in the Orleans girls, there would be little difference in perception there versus the triangle, Madaho's or Black.

I do think there is more of an informal union at Orleans compared to Exedra 200P is hard to negotiate off at times.

FT[/QUOTE]Ah, sorry, missed the sarcasm font.:)

Yeah, I hate places where they won't negotiate a bit. Make the chicas buy stuff there, but to say they have to buy 40p a day seems a bit much. (Half that seems reasonable)

Does anyone know if a lady named Gloria still hangs out daytimes at Orleans? I saw her twice in June '05, including completo. She is about 30, with light brown hair, nice slim body, a mixture of European features, and tasteful attire. She is affectionate and sexually hot as a pistol when she gets going. I suspect I am the only gringo she called "mi amor." LOL. I'd like to see her again.

And I agree with the advice to avoid Migala, the smiling one who promises everything in advance but who then starts complaining she has to get back to work after 20 minutes in the love hotel. Migala was my only negative experience in BA.

If you want to "score" big time in Excedra warm up to my favorite "squeese', Hilda.

For the price of a cup of coffee and a little friend ship she'll tell you thats "Hot" and what's "Not"

A lot of you Fuckers nock her, but she's my friend and she knows the score.

Exon

Anyone know of a 40ish chica with long blonde hair still works here? Her name is Mari or Mari Marta. She has germanic features (blue eyes) Origonally from Iguazu.

She usually sits near the stairs that lead down to the restrooms.

Her name and, unfortunately, pictures showed up on a different thread. You guys need to read the forum before you go in there! She speaks English, is charming, too smart, and psycho.

I even discussed this with her a couple of weeks ago. She seemed surprised and wanted to go with me to prove that my impression was wrong. She's so bloody good that I was tempted for about.5 seconds, which is frightening given my intimate, 2nd hand knowledge of her exploits.

So, DON'T be lured in!

FT

I stopped in at Orleans yesterday afternoon with my buddy from way up North, and the place was positively teaming with chicas. It was after lunch, approximately 2:30 or 3:00, and every shape, size, and age group through 50 years was represented. Almost every table was full with the ratio being about 3/1 chicas / clients. I saw at least 5 I would have pulled had I not had a previously arranged engagement.

I may go back this afternoon since my day is free. Report to follow.

EZE:)

During my several trips, I always found Thursday afternoon to be the best time and day to visit this place.

Bandy

I stopped in Thursday afternoon, at 3:00, and there was not a single open table, and only 2 spots at the bar. So, I went across the street and had lunch with my buddy, then returned. There was an open table, and plenty of girls of all shapes and sizes. I pulled a little spinner from Mar del Plata that goes by the name of Sylvina. Medium length dark hair, very pretty, decent performance for 140 pesos, plus the 40 for the transitorio. I would repeat, but she left yesterday for MDP. She comes up every few weeks for a couple of days to work the cafe, and stays at a nearby hotel. She'll be back the weekend after next she said.

There were several other girls I would have pulled, including Giselle, one of the hardest little bodies I've seen, and dresses to show it off. Only problem for me was, she was constantly on the cell phone, and I heard her make 2 dates in the 5 minutes she was sitting there, so she is either on the internet, or just very popular.

Anyway, good experience, so I still recommend this place for afternoon action.

EZE:)

It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT

[blue]Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and/or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT.

[blue]Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and / or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,





Do you know if it's a flat out $40 peso fee, or do they "pay" it by being required to order a minimum of $40 pesos of food and drinks?

I had a girlfriend who worked in Orleans a couple of years ago, and at that time the requirement was that they had to purchase a minimum of $20 pesos (at the time) of food or drinks.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

It's 40P consumption, and it doesn't matter if you order and pay for her or if she gets it herself during the day. Also, I have personally experienced on more than one occasion the situation where they combine chica tables to make room for us. I'm not saying they would throw them out of the shop, but they do compress them!

FT

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT.

[blue]Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and / or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]I recently spent a lot of time in Orleans and I noticed that the chicas usually spent a lot more on food and drinks than the local mongers. Some locals would sit two or three hours after buying a cola or cortado. So maybe this is why the waiters don't move them from a table. If not for the chicas Orleans would have a hard time making it. If not for Orleans the chicas would have to go somewhere else or street walk. So a good setup for all. From what I observed the waiters treated the girls with respect.

Dave

I was tired. I was horny. I didn't want to wait around. It was Sunday, and Sunday is the slowest day.

So, gentlemen, I goofed, and I'm here to admit it. After very little negotiation, I made a 180 peso deal with a lovely young lady named Natalya at Cafe Orleans (she started at 300, so she must have seem me as a total sucker) She is slim with a pretty face and long black hair: an Argentina girl from Mendoza.

I ignored all the warning signs:

She kept checking her cell phone constantly even after I bought her a jugo. She said she worked at Cafe Orleans for three years. She was the only pretty lady in the place, so she had no competition. Worst of all: I paid in advance (I called her back because her butt looked so damn cute as she was walking down the hallway out of my apartamento; I caved in after a moment of resolve)

The session was not a disaster: it's just not what I remember of Argentina. Her BJ technique was not great, but she paid nice attention to the little guys, with feeling. She really was quite responsive in the act, but it was as if she got turned on despite her best efforts. I have to admit there is some real pleasure in getting a woman turned on when she does not really intend to get turned on. But worst of all, she interrupted things three times to answer her damn cell phone. Also, she kept asking me "Yes?" to see if I had finished. This is not what I want and dream about. She spent a full hour, but only after whining about needing time to take a shower.

This is a lady who, though young, has learned to be hard.

OK, I can do better. Despacio, despacio. Like a river.

Riverm,

Why didn't you tell her to turn the cell phone off? You are the boss in such a situation, tell her what to do. Don't be shy, for heavens sakes.