2005 Reports

Marco, She has changed names. She is now Karina and uses only her cell phone number 15-5493-7730. I am not too surprised that you find a connection between her number and an appartment. In a previous review of her someone mentioned that she also works at an appartment.

Incidentally, that's why I include phone numbers in my reviews - so we can at least know when they have changed names.

Bandy, I will be happy to move the review to the Platynum section. But what are we supposed to do about girls who list themselves on more than one site? My reserach method is to find a girl who appeals to me on an Internet site, and then use the search capability to look for reviews. And that's another reason for including the phone numbers. I figure they change names more often than they change phone numbers. So if we all included phone numbers we could find a girl even if she has changed names.

Karina previously known as Celene on Platynum seems to be the flavour of the month.

Here are a few more pictures of her taken on my last trip to BsAs.

[blue]It's increadable. FH posted a photo in which the chica [u]IS NOT[/u] wearing a rugby shirt!

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Very pretty girl. Thanks for the photos.

Moondog

Spent about 8 days earlier this month. As usual the chicas were great. Like December I did not step into the Recoleta clubs once and found the chica opportunities great.

Enjoyed hanging with a couple friends that live there. I got totally stagering drunk the first night which caused jet-lag to kick in and got only 3 hours sleep the next two nights combined. Lost at pool at Deep Blue. Love that place, the chicas that work there are 8's or 8.5's. There is one blond I desperately want.

No problem, with all the chicas around, my energy level never dropped.

Pissed now because it will be a while before I can return. I love Buenos Aires!!

Here is my review of the chicas I did. Enjoy.


Cele (had her # from previous visits). Sometime morocho or rubia. 34C, 5.4 ht., 24 years old. ended up doing her twice. Fantastic attitude.
BBBJTC, greek available, Beso Negro, photos ok. Stayed way longer than I paid for.Very hot and nasty. One of the best asses. SUPER ATTRACTIVE!! Enjoys Beso Negro on her. Likes FUTA during sex. Very Long sensitive nipples. Will do Beso Negro once she is comfortable with you. After a few sessions, she relaxes and it gets better.-likes to watch herself in the mirror having sex. Willing to do Greek but she is very tight and it is not comfortable for her. Easy to get her to cum. DEFINITELY REPEAT

Rosa Maria (Cattos). Very petite rubia with 32A tits, 5.0 ht, 28 years old. She is someone I hook up with each time I am in BA. Ended up doing her twice. Fantastic attitude. Young looking. Finger in ass ok. Thin build. Best kisser ever!! Super attitude, likes sex and wants to cum. Not hard to make her cum, very soft orgasms. Did her 3 times. Likes TLN. WILL REPEAT

Silvia. A very dark-hair morocha from Ness. 36C tits, 5.4 ht, 23 years old. She has a great attitude also. Very fun chica. Laughs easily and is super nasty and aggressive in sex. Like to her FUTA and lick around the area. Likes a lot of activity in/around her ass. Very Good tits, full but soft. In elevator got on knees to fondle and BBBJ. Likes greek but wants to be realy turned on first. WILL REPEAT

Nicole from Suipacha 921. Paraguaya rubia. 36B tits, 5.7 ht, 21 years old.
Brought her to my hotel. Pretty blond from Paraguay, a bit quiet and reserved-not nasty. Sex was good but she is a bit inexperienced having been hooking for only a few months. Has a daughter in Paraguay. Body excellent. She loved being pounded a bit. POSSIBLY REPEAT.

Maria was one of the mansion twins. 34C tits, 5.4 ht, rubia.
She was nasty and aggressive. Loved FUTB and oral. Her BBBJ was painful, she sucked like a vaccum (which is great) but also used her teeth WAY too much. Loved doggie sex and pushed back as hard as I pounded her. Problem was there wasn't time at the mansion. Only 1 room available and too many guys wanting to fuck the chicas. Only 30 min which is way too little to enjoy their bodies. PROBABLY NOT REPEAT- But want to try her sister-the other Maria

Gabiela from Jaz Pub. 34B tits, 5.2 ht, 22 years old. A very nice morocha, a bit quite in the club.
Hot young chica. A bit quite until in la cama, then she became more aggressive. Loved oral on her and did a very good BBBJ. She was easy to get to cum. Enjoys FUTP and around the ass. DEFINITELY REPEAT. One caution-sher initial quote was 300 pesos but when I began talking to another chica then returned to her to continue negotiations, her price came down quickly. I was impressed with Jaz this time around-tons of chicas, most doable.

Analia from Maipu 429. 34C tits, 5.4 ht, 24 years old.
Big nipples!! Likes to lick balls. Very active, especially in cowgirl. Likes rough sex-very hard pounding-the harder I pound the more she moans and thrusts back harder. My second cita with her, did her in September, also. WOULD REPEAT.

Melanie from Jaz Pub. 34C tits, 5.5 ht, 23 years. Morocha with a great attitude.
Melanie is very attractive and was a bit aggressive at the club (which is ok with me as long as it's friendly). She came up to me at the bar quickly flashing a beautiful smile and great attitude. She kept giving me deep kisses, a bit of fondling and rubbing up against me. Of course, I returned the favor, then took her home. Negotiations was easy, she accepted my first offer. In bed, she was active but not overly aggressive. The BBBJ was great-ball licking, etc.. I loved it when she kept eye contact while sucking me. She loved FUTB, FUTP and oral on her. Best sex was missionary so I could look in her eyes while fucking her, and she did maintain eye contact the whole time. DEFINITELY WILL REPEAT.

Cintia form M.T. de Alvear 1270 apt. 34B tits, 5.4 ht, 24 years old.
Cintia was ok, nothing special. The BJ was covered (which I hate) and the sex was not enthusiastic. Not bad but not good. The apartment was TERRIBLE, no air conditioning, very dark. Much worse than Suipacha, Maipu, Gueme, Santa Fe. The selection of chicas was good but not great. One tall morocha looked delicious (however my amigo took her). WILL NOT REPEAT


Suerte,
Stowe

Great report! I will try and hook up with one or two of your findings!

I would suggest these chicas in this order based primarily on the sex, but secondarily on their attitudes:

Cele
Rosa Maria
Silvia

Good luck, enjoy and treat them right!

Suerte,
Stowe




[QUOTE=One Tree Hill]Great report! I will try and hook up with one or two of your findings![/QUOTE]

Stowe,

I'm sorry dude but whats deep blue?

Only a few days here and only one girl. Went to Cafe Orleans and vicinity, but nobody worth looking at. Hook was similar, although it was fairly early (just before midnight). Went next door to (I think) Catto, where there were many more women of much higher quality, of all varieties (light, dark, blondes, brunettes, etc). One Argentinian started talking to me who wasn't a stunner as such but had a really nice personality. Turned out she was 33 with 3 kids! White with natural blonde hair, about 5'7, average weight, spoke good English. Went back to my hotel, jacuzzi bath, wine, BBBJ for a few mins but then covered (either it is BB or it's not - not somewhere in between!). Surprisingly tight pussy and very affectionate. Went by Sylvia I think, tho she later told me her full name (which I won't print for obvious reasons).

All in all, I thought I'd try somebody a little older for once - and it was good!

Deep Blue is a restaurant/bar that also has pool tables. It is not a chica club but the chicas that work there are super hot. It's a great place to warm up before the chica hunt or a nice place to end the night.

There are two-one in Centro and the other in Bario Norte.

Suerte,
Stowe

I agree with Stowe about ranking Cele as the best Chica in his recent post. I have also enjoyed the company of Anna Marie and Silvia on my last trip but they are not in the same category in my opinion although Silvia is a fun chica.

Cele no longer has her apartment in Sarmiento with Jessica and now books through Roxanne at $150 Ar. She also works at Madahos for anyone wishing to pay their inflated prices. I saw her for the first time at my hotel last week and although there was no completo or CIM for me she put in a very strong performance otherwise. She has a dynamite body and a fantastic attitude. In fact I liked her so much that I saw her the next afternoon as well, which is unusual for me.

Chica Seeker
Thanks for the interesting update on Cele. I had a few encounters with her last July and she was certainly near the top of my list of a dozen or so chicas I met during my time there (maybe tied with "the late" Alexia). I certainly intend to try to hook up with her again on my next visit. Anybody who wants to check out my impressions at the time should search on my name, and check the posts and photos I made last September. I disguised Celeste's face on the photos by the way, because at the time she did not appear on the net, though she has subsequently shown her face on a couple of escort sites.

I'm still trying to get a report about Mary from Platynum, by the way. Any info, anybody?

Wally Foot

I came to Buenos Aires to get some extension pages for my passport. Unfortunately, the period from Mar 15 to Apr 15 is the busiest of the year for BA hotels. I was able to book 4 days with the Hotel Constitución Palace, on Plaza Constitución. Even they were full for Semana Santa(Easter weekend), so on arrival I had to find a second hotel immediately. I was lucky and found the Hotel Irun on Santiago del Estero in Constitución for the 4 day weekend. Both are 2-3 stars and are not bad. Hotel Irun is newer and nicer than Constitución Palace. It is very nice inside and has merit. See my report in the hotel section. It is 2 blocks directly behind Constitución Palace.

With this, I got an unanticipated opportunity to check out the Constitución area for a week. The bottom line is: don't come here for the women.

The Constitución area itself isn`t that bad. It is mostly lower income residential, but has some nice looking apt buildings mixed in. The Plaza and train station with some older housing attracts more homeless and very poor than El Centro. But it looks better than much of Asuncion, Paraguay. So I wasn`t that put off by the ambiance.

The area of interest is primarily one block each side of Santiago del Estero from O'Brien to San Juan. South of O'Brien the area does get really seedy and slum like.

After reading Jackson's May 4 Washington Post article, I was expecting a really seedy area. But the article gives the wrong image. I passed Charley Bar at Pavón and Estero many times. It is a smaller version of Excedra with glass walls, on the corner. All cafe tables and small counter inside. With the same basic operation, by appearances. But the few women(2-5) are much lower 3-5 quality. There are other bars/restaurants and businesses in the area, quite normal and good lower class.

I was very disappointed by the number of women working in the area. I expected 100-200, the reality is more like 20-30 on a very good night, and 10-15 during the day. I have seen a few old battleaxes in the plaza and on the street walking around that I am beginning to recognize as workers.

The majority of women work in Av Juan Garay. It is one-way away from Centro, so at night there is traffic flowing to the residential areas. The women hope to snag someone heading home. This makes sense, because there is little money in the area. Juan Garay presents people with money from outside the area. There are a few women working each side of the street, maybe 1-2 per block, starting at Lima, for 4-5 blocks that I checked. Maybe 10 women total, all low 1-6 quality. I did talk to a couple, but did not ask prices. When close enough to talk, they were obvious disasters. There are other women working here and there in the area. It seems there are a few around at all times.

There are always panhandlers and peddlers around. The area appears more dangerous than I like because of this. Many of the panhandlers are hardened men, especially on Av Brasil. There is a police presence, but not really sufficient for safety. I did, however walk around the area at all hours until 2AM with no problems.

The net is that most of the info I have seen is exaggerated. This area is an option for a very nice cheaper hotel room. It is a little far. The cab ride from the hotel to Cafe Excedra is only 6 pesos, an acceptable amount.

On March 5 I set out a shopping list under Platynum. All didn’t quite go to plan as Easter did get in the way and also I did go back to a few regulars from previous visits.
Nevertheless, it was a great trip, albeit the time in BA was cut short as I went to Mendoza and had family commitments while in BA.

The regulars: Alanise, a paraguaya from Platynum. She’s my all time favourite (following the departure of Wendy…known to a few of you I know, and who I’m pleased to say has set up her own business and doing fine.) Saw Alanise three times. A real GFE at 150 pesos.

Then Brazilian Carolina from Orleans. She’s recently been to Spain and back and had collagen in her lips with the obvious benefits!!! She usually sits on her own, long dark hair and is a friend of Alejandra who’s had good reports on this site. They do an awesome threesome. Again 150 at Horizonte but went to Kansas transitorio for the threesome. Managed to sneak in on my last day while Carolina was not there and took out the long blonde hair Marisa. She has her own real estate business cards for married guys!! Big boobs, (boob job) but wow…she loves her sex and if you go to Horizonte, try to get room 605. It has the works!! BBBJTC for 150. She's almost always in Orleans.

Went to Santa Fe 1707 and had Paula and Paola. 160 for 2 for 30 mins. Not great but a 7 performance. Really wanted Pamela from previous trip but she was with one of you guys!!

Then went to M.T.Alvear 1270 and had one of my shopping list targets, Ludmilla. She was on Platynum under escorts and is now there under Massages. Another Paraguaya, she was a 9. And I went there 3 times, all of them to see her and Martina (also under massages in Platynum) They’re only there in the day time, but they put on a real good lesbo show. Again 80 each for 30 minutes. Only on the third time did they agree to BBBJ, otherwise CBJ but as a threesome, shit, who cares !!

I must confess to a slight feeling of guilt at the apartamentos. 80 pesos for 30 minutes. The house takes 60% (or 50% if the girls are with Platynum and working from the apartmento) which leaves 32 pesos for the girl. Just over US$10, six pounds, nine euros. And for such beauties! OK, OK, I did say SLIGHT !!!

The others on my shopping list will have to wait till next time.

Before I get to the chica part of my report, let me tell you about the food.

I was looking forward in returning to BA to enjoy some of the best steaks on the planet. So far the steaks have been mighty tasty but the service is sucking large. I am sure this is just bad luck and it will get better.

For my very first meal in BA I ordered a steak and a Cesar salad. When they brought the so-called Cesar it was covered with anchovies. I HATE anchovies. I put them on another plate and told the server to take them away. I then tried to eat my salad. However, it smelled like a dead french hooker's **** and made me feel ill. So I told the server to take away the whole salad. Instead of just taking it away he started telling me how it was made especially for me, how I would have to pay for it, and how it was not his fault it had anchovies because it was on the menu. I said fine I would pay for it, just get this crap off my table before I puke. He got no tip!

Tonight I went to a different place for a late dinner and ordered the same thing. However, I asked the girl beforehand in Spanish if it had anchovies. She ran away to get a translator because she could not understand me. She did not even try to understand me although I was speaking Spanish. When she could not find a translator I said, in Spanish, "look, this is only one question, does the salad have anchovies, yes or no?" She said specifically "no it does not have anchovies". So I ordered it.

It was a nice bid salad with huge chunks of chicken and lots of toppings. I sat enjoying it while thinking how much better it was the the previous. Then all of the sudden I stuck in the fork and pulled out a slimy hairy stinky anchovie about 4 inches long. What the fuck is this?!?! I almost puked. I removed it and searched for more. As far as I could tell there were no more. But now the whole salad tasted like dead fish. It ruined my whole meal. I cannot eat any fish, even 1 part per million, and I am sure that slimy hairy maggot had contaminated my dinner. I then pushed the salad away as it was uneatable. The other girl came and asked my why I was not eating it. I showed her the anchovie, and she just took away the salad. I was still charged for it. She got no tip either.

Maybe tomorrow will be better. I am going to Hook now. I hope the pussy smells better than my dinner.

Ceasar salads have anchovies, ask for a salad and ceasar dressing on the side, perhaps that will work. Just trying to be of help.

...the following conversation may have taken place.

God talking to Adam after his first night of sex.

[b]God:[/b] Well, how did you like it?

[b]Adam:[/b] It was awesome, I loved it, and will do it again.

[b]God:[/b] Great, where is Eve?

[b]Adam:[/b] She is down in the river washing up.

[b]God:[/b] Damn, now we will never get the smell out of those fish. :)

Here is to the rest of your visit, without anchovies. :)

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

I was in the the restaurant La Pergola in Plaza Dorrego on Sunday with my wife. An American gentleman with his Argentine girlfriend sat next to us and we had a very pleasant chat during lunch. I really wondered during lunch if the gentleman was a member of this board but in the circumstances couldn't ask. So now I am asking. Was this a member of this board? Would love to send a PM to you if you are or send me a PM.

Why would you order a caesar salad and not want a wonderful anchovy? Next thing you know, you'll be getting rid of the croutons and cheese, yes?

I went to Hook last night, and I must say, most of the girls were painfully ulgy. There are some real cows and old hags in there.

I like girls who are 18 to 20, skinny, without baby-pouches or diaper-butts. There were probably 3 girls in their who met the qualifications. One was with another guy, one sat with her back against everyone smoking a cigarette and the other asked me to buy her a drink after talking to me for 1-minute. When I said I might buy her a drink later, she took off. Is this normal?

I have been in BA for 4-days and not got laid yet.....

Soooooo....my question is where can I find young skinny girls in BA? And do not tell me Black because I do not plan on paying more than 150 pesos.

[QUOTE=Hunt99]Why would you order a caesar salad and not want a wonderful anchovy? Next thing you know, you'll be getting rid of the croutons and cheese, yes?[/QUOTE]

Anchovies on a Caesar must be an Argentinian thing because I have never seen them elsewhere. As for why? Well, why would someone want to eat something that smelled like a dead french hooker?

[QUOTE=Cousin It]

Soooooo....my question is where can I find young skinny girls in BA? And do not tell me Black because I do not plan on paying more than 150 pesos.[/QUOTE]
Cousin,

A reliable source just told me that there are 27 girls in Cafe Orleans right now, and no men. So what are you waiting for? :)

Moondog

Cousin might want to try the boliche Solome at the corner of Cordoba and Billinghurst. 150 pesos is probably the going rate and with Spanish and no anchovies on one's breath, possibly less.

Great suggestion Stormy as the Girls are plenty and it is quite the experience especially downstairs late at night.

Speaking of which: There could be a Mouse sighting between 4/10 and 4/16 in case anyone else is interested in joining for some cheese nibbling.

[QUOTE=MoonDog]Cousin,

A reliable source just told me that there are 27 girls in Cafe Orleans right now, and no men. So what are you waiting for? :)

Moondog[/QUOTE]

Cafe Orleans has old women, not girls. I need 18 to 20 year olds.

l Thought I had already posted this..any one wanting to hook up for exploration can contact me as follows... 15-5409-9908. I am staying in the micro center Maipu/Cordoba.

Suerte

[QUOTE=Stormy]Cousin might want to try the boliche Solome at the corner of Cordoba and Billinghurst. 150 pesos is probably the going rate and with Spanish and no anchovies on one's breath, possibly less.[/QUOTE]


I owe you a beer. I just finished with 2 girls from Solome. I will never be returning to Hook.

[QUOTE=Cousin It]Cafe Orleans has old women, not girls. I need 18 to 20 year olds.[/QUOTE]That's what I thought when I passed there (without stopping) a few weeks ago! Hook was also a little disappointing, although next door was significantly more interesting.

[QUOTE=Hunt99]Why would you order a caesar salad and not want a wonderful anchovy? Next thing you know, you'll be getting rid of the croutons and cheese, yes?[/QUOTE]Hunt is right Cuz; I'm no epicurean, but anchovies are a basic ingredient in the classic Caesar salad, i.e. it's not an Argentine variation.

That said, your posts are funny as hell!
And hey, as Moondog says, "enjoy the life", or "enjoy the hookers", or something like that...
-HGL

Cousin It,

I am Americano, you will be surprised to know that the dressing for Ceasar salad has anchovies in it. Check out the ingrediants in the grocery next time you have a chance! It will say anchovie paste. And yes, some us restaurnats (usually high end) put them in the salad, but usually ask first!

I dont like them on the salad either, and combined with mongering would make for a "bad taste" all the way around!

[QUOTE=HappyGoLucky]Hunt is right Cuz; I'm no epicurean, but anchovies are a basic ingredient in the classic Caesar salad, i.e. it's not an Argentine variation.

That said, your posts are funny as hell!
And hey, as Moondog says, "enjoy the life", or "enjoy the hookers", or something like that...
-HGL[/QUOTE]

How about "Don't catch the clap?"

Ok that does it. I am *NEVER* eating a Ceasar again. Even the thought that there mght be an anchovie in it is too much to think about. Ugg...

Gentlemen,

My first love is shagging but I also love to put things in my mouth as well that taste great !!! Anchovies, snails, seafood, its all taste good and has unusual texture, I'm sure your dinner "guests" will appreciate the dining experience all the more. Open your mouths and enjoy, the smell comes out with a little soap and toothpaste.

Yeah Baby

Katerina from Apt Suipacha 921 6C is on the way for an hour. I love having them come to my place. Report to come afterwards.....

BTW - For any one who cares, I have extended my stay for a week more!

Now I will leave on April 15th! Yee Haw!!!!

and 4, yes 4 phone calls no Katerina....alas, Monica says she is on her way...I will be getting sloppy seconds for sure...maybe thirds! Danm I need to start earlier in the day with these apartment girls! Well...I hope she shows....I want to make her fucking pay for my wait! A 4pm appointment is now pushing 630pm...oh well the rigors of delivery versus eat in!

Well,

Finally at 645pm Katerina shows up, except for one thing.....ITs not her!
Its a very tall bleached blonde 21 yo chica called Tatiana. This girl is over 6 foot tall and is extremely skinny. I take a few moments to see if its gonna work and she seems nice enough so ok...no problema. Well Tatiana was a pretty good lay. Asked for propina of 20p for BBBJ and I said ok. It was pretty darn good. Had to try hard to not CIM. Saved my leche for missionary
position. Afterwards, with about 25 minutes left in "la hora" I had her give a back and neck rub. She complied and we had some small chit chat. Total 100 plus 10 taxi and the 20p propina ttl = 130p

photos below...

Hey Mickey Mouse and other mongers in Bs As...

Look for me to be there April 14 for a week. Would love to meet up with you and hit some clubs. Sounds like a lot of different clubs are hot now. How is Salome?

Also have some internet prospects that I will be providing as many details and pics as possible. Just got my new Sony W5 camera to capture it all, too.

Has anyone tried Silvina's new escorts? Kayla looks pretty hot.

I can't wait...

Luv Ass

One Tree Hill,

Looks like you didn't do too bad there with Katerina.

One question... Do she offer completo? I love them skinny like that and doing completo.

Luv Ass

Had the pleasure of meeting Bane recently, arranged by the lovely Roxannne P200 plus taxi for the hour. She arrived at my door right on time and looked stunning in her business attire, long black hair almost to her waist very attractive and some great looking puppies trying to burst out of her bra and shirt.

We exchanged salutations, worked out she spoke little english and I little spanish, so got on with freeing those puppies. Some DFK and gradual disrobing, she undid her shirt and released a beautiful pair of 36d's, they felt soft and natural. Some more makeout and all of our clothes came off. DATY for her CBJ for me (no BBBJ available) , she used a dildo on herself whilst I licked her clit and played with her rear playground. We were soon nearing time for tango and she got on all fours and lubed up her rear and she put me straight in her rear end!! Things soon progressed from here and I was soon bellowing like a bull as I tried to blow the condom to pieces.

I recommend you meet Bane when in BA she is a great experience.

The Mouse will be arriving on Monday for 5 nights. PM me if you'd like to meet for dinner or a drink.
A Very Thirsty Mouse

Jackson and David,

Thanks again for the wonderful pool party last Sunday on 3 APR. Great food and great company (both the chicas and fellow WSG members). Maya's massage was just what the doctor ordered. Hope to see you all soon.

Sportsman