2004 Reports - Edited

"if I'm going to pay 200-250 pesos for a short time session on top of the exit drinks and tips, I might as well just go to Montreal where roughly the same amount of money can get me a full hour "

For those with little experience in BA, I think you will find that "short time" there never means a 10-20 minute quickie with the girl watching the clock - whether a street girl, club girl or escort. I never had a rushed session. But on several occasions I had a tough time getting them to leave. One club girl after telling me we had an hour, fell asleep for 2 and was in no hurry to leave after she woke up. Several street women wanted to stay the whole night.

Remember, part of what you are paying for is to get them to leave. My strategy has been to pay the minimum - for an hour. You usually get twice that if you are nice to her and for me, that is plenty of time. Should I happen to fall in love with her - and I always judge that AFTER I come - well you can always offer her some more money for more time. I see no sense in negociating a TLN with a girl you don't know and haven't tried before. And as noted many will leave anyway, because they have kids at home etc. Maybe I'm just getting old but after an hour or two of serious screwing I'm usually ready for her to go . . .

Peace, -P

Middle Age guy writes: ". Oh, if the peso could only go back to 4P/$US."

Man, how greedy can you get. Do you know how much more crime and disease that would cause Argentines. Maybe you dont have relatives there, but you dont have to be the "ugly American". Enjoy what you are getting. With all due respect.

[blue]Please, let's not start a flame war with this.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

¨Can't beat a night with the AMA¨

I had a great time meeting you guys at the AMA meeting last night. Why did it take me 3 years to finally attend a meeting?

We meet up at El Jefe's apartment. Really nice place by the way. And then went to a local restaurant for dinner. It's nice to step out of the tourist areas. After that the group broke up in two. One went to New Port and the other went to Affaire. I took the golden opportunity to learn from the master and went with him to Affaire. It was a lot more happenning then the night before. Plenty of chicas. I talked to a couple and Jackson pointed out this one girl Melinda. I talked to her for a bit while we were there but I didn't want to commit to anything since we were going to Madaho's next. I told her I would be back either later that night or the next night.

We head over to Madaho's but stop by New Port to pick up the rest of the crew.

Madaho's is in full swing. We base around a table with the occasional stroll through the club to see what was up. Jackson pointed out a couple of girls but as he said no matter who he suggests guys will just go their own way. I was no different. I tried to complete a deal with this one girl. We chat for a bit and I ask her if she would come back to my hotel with me. Instead of asking how much this time, I say ¨dos cien pesos, esta bien¨. She says ¨cien dolares¨, 100 dollars. I try negoitiating with her but to no avail. The $100 mark must still be upon me. One of the guys commented that I look rich. Damn, I gotta dress down and maybe not shave. It was about 3:30 or so by this point so I decided to get back to Melina at Affaire before they closed at 4. I say my farewells to the AMA and strike out.

I get back to Affaire and I see Melina the moment I walk in. She beckons me to sit with her. I order a couple of drinks and we continue where we left off. I ask her to my hotel. She says yes. I ask if 150 is good. She asks 150 dollars. I say no, pesos. She nods her approval. We vamanos shortly. It's closing time and all the girls start the parade to the door. By the way, when I got back it was still full of chicas but all the guys were gone. Just a room full of chicas.

We take the 5 second or so stroll to my hotel across the street and head up. Melina is 21, about 5'5¨, slim, brownish hair and your typical latina look. As the doorman says to me as we come in, ¨muy linda¨ very pretty. We spend some time dancing a bump and grind before starting the action. She has a really firm ass. Most girls sag out when they take off their painted on jeans, but her ass stayed just as firm. I normally stipulate BBBJ in the club as a matter of course, but to be honest I was kinda of desparate after 48 hours of frustration. I was willing to settle for a HJ or a LDTC at that point. So I got a CBJ. I tried ¨mi amore, por favor, chupar sin codom¨ but that was met with a shake of the heard. She also didn't kiss, I went in but she would always just give a peck on the check. No photos either. To say the least, I was fully cocked and on a hair trigger after 48 hours and my aborted attempt at Santa Fe earlier so I finished during the CBJ. Even covered she was good. No complaints, no rushing and a solid effort. She didn't rush toward the door afterwards and sat on the bed so I asked for a massage. She said she didn't know how but she gave it the college try. I sent her on her way after about 45 minutes total. At no point did she try to leave early or ask for money. I have to give her props for that. A good experience but not a GFE. She tells me she commutes 1.5 hours into BA. Looking back on it, many of my good experiences have been with girls that live in the burbs. I guess they aren't as jaded as those who live in the city. She also says it was her first night working. Ahh... sure.

Dickhead, did you say free pizza at Nuevo Estilo tonight? I'm there!!! OK, I was planning to go there anyways. Please oh please let Karla still be working there.

Hello Fellow Mongers,

United is running a special on flights to BA from Miami for an unheard of $389.00 or from Chicago or LA for $439.00. Check their special e-fares section on thier website. Flights must be booked by this Friday.

It's a great deal.

Well, the pizza will be free for me. Non Dickheads may have to pay, I don't know, but how much could it be? Anybody wanna share a cab, PM me; otherwise I'm gonna be a Dickhead and take the bus, at least most of the way.

I have decided to become more goal oriented. My goal is to fuck a girl from every province in Argentina. There are 23 provinces in Argentina. Now the province of Tierra del Fuego, Anatarctica, and Islas Atlanticas (this is all one province and does NOT contain the Islas Malvinas) may be tough as it has a very low population, but I will settle for the other 22.

How am I doing so far? Well, I know for sure I have:

BA Province
Entre Rios
Santiago del Estero
Missiones
Chaco
Salta
Formosa
Corrientes
Santa Cruz
Córdoba

Almost half way there. Now of course some of the nameless and faceless may be adding to this 'putative' total.

A good place to go for coffee is the lingerie bar Pelvi's on Corrientes, NW corner of Esmeralda. $3 peso café doble, $4 pesos Brahma in bottle, $6 pesos VERY healthy dose of Criadores. The girls there do tend to get a 'little behind' in their work, if you dig where I'm coming from.

Carlos Gardel,

What a name ... I will be at the Esquina of Carlos Gardel
this coming Friday eve.

You are correct when you mentioned about not matter where
are you from these ladies can sucked dried your wallet, someone
sent me a PM and told me since I am hispanic and speak the
language should not have a problem. Well, I got news for him,
first at all I was born in Central America and Argentinians in
general do not like us ... of course, living in US for over 40 years
what else is new and even if I speak the language, as soon
as they heard my accent ... Here comes another sucker !!!

Alboroto

Exon Reporting : DickHead, Stormy and others, heads up. Last night after recieving a full french from Carolina I attended the AMA meeting at Jacksons. Andres was there and after dinner gave a couple of us a guided tour of places most Norte Americana's don't see. One of the joints was called Dollys in Florce. Dickhead I know you would like Dollys as you are a value seaker. Its like 8 or 9 pesos to enter with 5 peso beers, a floor show and about 30 girls. What I really liked about it at first was the big screen, and I mean Big Screen showing the hardest Hard Core Porn right in the bar. Sorta gets you warmed up'd . Anyway next was the Chica pricing. 20 minutes no prolbem, 40 pesos, Oh you want a full half hour, sure that's 50 pesos, a full hour, perfecto that will be 100 pesos. Yes all this includes the room too. Oh you want an upgraded room. 10 mas pesos and you get a hot tub thown in on your room. What Im saying guys is this place warrants more review. Im heading back tonight. Oh and as I was checking all this out a chica was rubbing my dick right there at the table ---- Exon

REGARDING COSTS;
In just over 3 weeks I have been entertained by 25 different girls, two girls twice and one four times making a total of 30 sessions,

2 Platinum 200 & 250 pesos 1-11/2 hours
2 Maadahos 200 & 250 pesos 11/2-2 hours
6 Newports 150 pesos 1-2 hours
6 Affaire 150 pesos 1-3 hours
3 Hook 150 pesos 1-2 hours
6 Santa Fee 1707 100 pesos 1 hour

I have visited other clubs and not taken ladys out, ie Black, beautiful girls but I am looking to take a TEN out of there, you know the model type.
I am a long way short of being an expert, but when negotiating the price, service & time with a girl (in my very, very limited spanish) I keep reminding myself that the average take home pay in BA is 500 pesos a month, the average in England, where I am from is approx 2000 pounds. So when a girl tells me its 250 pesos I think, would I pay this girl 1000 Pounds back home...NO.
So you just move on to the next girl, and beleave me if you have not been to the clubs in BA, theres lots of girls.
One Tree Hill & D Rock it was great to meet you, see you in London, The BEER'S on me..........

Flexible Horn....Still having Fun.

In regards to pricing, I think you have to be firm on what you'll pay. Perhaps 300 pesos for a TLN might be reasonable, but anything more seems like a rip off. While I might go to Madahos on my trip next week, I doubt I'll pull if they have a $100US minimum for ST.

Most guys are horny, and if they go to a place and everyone is quoting them a price (even if it's double what they paid last time), they'll think with the little head.

¨It pays to go shoe shopping¨

So I decide to check out Maipu 429 today. Decent environment and plenty of chicas. Unfortunately of the 7 or so there only one was doable for me. They just weren't my type. They tend to be less European looking and heavy. I still would have been up for the one doable one but I couldn't remember her name and just decided to bail. I was only half heartedly interested in afternoon action to begin with. I'm glad I did bail.

So I decided to go shoe shopping. Side story. I chat with the sales guy and we do the standard what's your name and where are you from stuff. He asks me if I have a girlfriend which I thought was weird. After I got my shoes he asks me to wait a moment while he helps this woman. This is strange since mostly they head toward the register to lock in their commission. He helps this woman pick out a pair of shoes and walks back to me. He then introduces me and says to me that she's linda isn't she. I think he was trying to help me out. I freeze and blow the opportunity.

But here's the good part. There is an apartment not far from the shoe store that I've never been to so I decide to drop by just to check it out. I walk in and it's decent. The decor is better than Santa Fe. No red lights or pin ups on the walls if you are into that. It's just looks like someone´s bedroom. The madam asks me if I would like to see all the girls or is there one in particular I want. I say it's my first time here. She nods and the parade begins. My jaw drops. After the first one I think it must be downhill from here. It only gets better. The worst, the first was maybe a high 7 or an 8. Two were easily 9s. There were only four girls. Note, that my tastes run toward blond, blue eyed Euro looking women. So if yours don't, this is definitely not the place for you. These girls could be working in Amsterdam or Germany. The madam asks which one I wanted. Once again I couldn't stammer out a name. This time because the choice is so hard. I stall by asking how much. She says 100 for an hour, 70 for an half hour. A bargain for the quality. These girls are better looking than the $100 quoters at Madaho's. I must have had an indecisive look on my face because the madam offers me another option. 100 for two girls for 30 to 40 minutes. I quickly agree. I pick number 2 and number 4. A brunette and a blond. They come in quickly and start turning down the bed. Unusual since mostly places you just lie on top of the covers. They hop on the bed and start to undress and ask me to do the same. I lie down and they start a tag team CBJ. I didn't ask for BBBJ. They switch off between my little head and my sack. That is a sight I will remember forever. Don't ask to take pictures. I did and it was met with a friendly no. The great part about this was that they honestly seemmed to be having fun. They were smiling and giggling and telling me how lindo I am. Yes, I know it's an act but it's better than being clinical. They ended up wearing me out. I'm still a little tired right now. No rush, no complaints, just damn good service. We chat for a bit afterwards and I ask if a lot of foreign guys come in. They both said not many. Mostly just local Argentinians. I think they cater to the daytime businessman crowd since their hours are 8am to 9pm. I didn't think anyplace would be opened that early. Oh I got a drink with it as well. Unlike the warm stuff you get at other places. They brought in a clean class and an ice cold unopened can for me. Even the bathroom was clean. What cracked me up was that one of them was good at faking an American accent when she spoke certain words. She didn't speak English per se, but she knew a few words. All in all, this is it for me. I might have to swear off the clubs at night to save my energy for this place. I'll still look of course.

Where´s this place? I'm going to have to be greedy for now and hoard it to myself until I leave. I don't want to open the flood gates and kill my chances of the magical double again. Don't worry, it won't be long. Senior members and attendees of the AMA meeting PM me and I'll give you a heads up. Just leave me some please.

Oh, I had an insight while Melina was massaging me last night. I think my $100 problem has a lot to do with the girls I pick. The one last night at Madaho's is a prime example. During the time I was watching. She sat with and was left behind by two separate guys. That was a clear sign that she would be tough to close the deal with. Live and learn.

Flex Horn,

Great seeing you in BA. It was lots of fun. Just got back today. After reviewing my video and pics I am honestly heart broken to be back stateside.

Hope to post a few pics in the next day or two along with a few write ups.

Hope to see you in London sometime. Cheers!

OTH

JGB, perhaps at the next AMA meeting, they'll tie you up and lock you in a room with crazy Emily for the night. :0

Holding out on your brothers for your own gain. Look at what some of the brothers have done to help each other. The Mouse took one for the team for Exons girl so she could pay her rent. If MM and Exon are gone, most of the blondes will be safe for awhile.

Prokofiev,

I don't think that I ever mentioned anything about getting 10-20 minutes quickies from the club chicas. My average short-time sessions while limited in numbers, has averaged about 1.5 hour. I do believe there is a distinction between simply being unfamiliar with B.A's P4P scene and being a sucker.

Given that my average short time session in B.A is 1.5 hours, is the one full hour with a Montreal escort for the same price a worse deal? Also, I tend to find the Montreal ladies more attractive.

I'm sure there are club chicas who will stay much longer than 1.5 hours but I'm curious as to how many of them include girls that are pulled out early and who don't have any problems getting at least two clients a night in clubs like Madahos and Black?

I agree that TLN is a risky propostion in that the chica is an untested product. But for the real lookers, I see the TLN as an investment; so long as she's thinking about her next client, she won't be relaxed and the session might not go as well as opposed to her not having to worry about anything except waking up in a nice hotel room the next morning.

Just returned to the States after two weeks of bliss in heaven. Before I report on my adventures with chicas in Buenos Aires and Calafate, I want to acknowledge and thank Jackson and other fellow mongers for the wealth of information on this great board.

Checked into my hotel in late morning and met up with Roxana in the early afternoon for the city tour. Had a late lunch with her at an outdoor restaurant in La Boca facing the port. Forgot the name of the joint but it had a stage where there were some tango dancing. Highly recommended for fried calamaris. She also set me up with Keyssi (on Platynum) later that night. Keyssi is also known as Denise on Area-Vip.

Keyssi is a 5'6" blonde with hard bolt-ons. She's 21 y.o., very sweet, likes to sing, and acts more like a teen. She did a striptease which gave me a boner in no time. Service included CBJ, MSOG, and anal. Cost was 150 pesos/hr plus 25 pesos for propina and cab fare altogether.

I did go to 1707 Santa Fe everyday as it was only a 10 minute walk from my hotel. I know other posters will disagree with me on this but for me, the 1707 SF apartment was the best in terms of service/price ratio of all the apartments I visited during my stay in BA. I was tempted to select Barbara and her smoking body on several occasions but ended up boycotting her based on Jackson's and others' experiences with her.

So here is my ranking of the chicas at 1707 SF. Ratings for looks/service/attitude on a 5 point scale: five being tops, one being pathetic.

Celeste, the blonde Paraguayan was easily the best of them all-total gfe, dfk, bbbj, anal. I ended up seeing her three times including twice on outcalls to my hotel. Works day shift. 4/5/5

Paola-petite and very cute brunette. DFK, bbbj for an extra 20 pesos, and anal for extra 50 pesos. Also saw her three times including twice at my hotel. Works day shift. 5/4/4

Analia-has red hair and a dolphin tattoo just below her belly-button. She works the late shift. Smoking body. CBJ, DFK and extra for anal. 5/4/4

Jessica - leggy brunette, CBJ, no DFK, extra for anal. Works day shift. 4/4/4

Valeria - blonde, tight body, lots of tattoos, CBJ, no DFK, extra for anal. Saw her late at night. 3/3/4

I also checked Guemes 3221 (2A) and the fat madam Araceli introduced me to both Jade and Cecilia there. I liked Jade's looks more than Cecilia's who is very petite and is more like a tomboy. Jade can also speak decent English. Had bbbj, dfk, and covered MSOG with Jade. I didn't get the impression that Jade was going to be at Guemes for too long as she gave me her email address to check with her first before I return to Guemes on my next visit to BA. With Cecilia, who is more of a light brunette, I didn't get bbbj but anal was included in the menu. Rates were 100 pesos per hour. One thing Guemes has over SF 1707 is that the bathroom is in better shape.

I also called several Platynum chicas and ended up seeing them at their apartments. One I especially liked was Sabrina who is a tall fake blonde who works with Delma at Suipacha 921, 12C. That's the building across from Hooks and Catto's. Their number is 4315-6243. Sabrina has a great face, a big tattoo on her lower back. I asked her to wear something sexy so she put on red fishnet stocking. For 150 pesos/hr I got DFK, CBJ and anal. She also insisted on going a second round. I tipped her 20 pesos for the extra effort. There is another girl I met there who goes by Nicole. Very skinny blonde, with a ring in her nose. Her looks didn't do anything for me. In the same building at Suipacha 921, 6C, there is another chica who advertises as Caterina on Platynum. Great body but her face had too much acne so I was out of there.

Another chica from Platynum I saw at her place was Ingrid (4961-0884 or 4961-0866). She's a fake blonde with a smoking body. Face was not as good as in the pics but she has a fun and sweet personality. For 150 pesos/hr I got CBJ, interminable and great BLS action, lots of DFK and anal. The place is at Ecuador 1250 (4C) in Barrio Norte, a couple blocks off Santa Fe. There were two other chicas working there too, one of whom had a great face although she was on the thick side. Her name is Lupe.

Updates for Jackson: Lavalle 1735 5B is no longer in operation. There is a family living there now. The apartment at Esmeralda 975, 9E has been shut down by the cops. When I went there, the front door was taped with police tape and some kind of statement from the PFA. It was kinda funny how I got into the building in the first place. For some reason, I thought it was apartment 7E so I rang there. Some chica said something I couldn't figure out so I just said I wanted servicio. There was a long silence then the building guard came and opened the front door and asked who I wanted to see. I said I wanted to see some chica in 7E for servicio. So he let me in. I went up and rang the bell at 7E. A drop-dead gorgeous chica opened the door and I said WOW! I wanted her ass then she slapped me on the face and slammed the door shut.

That's it for now. More to follow.

¨Solo mirador esta noche¨

Last night was a night off for me. I decided to save my bullets. After dinner with some of the AMA members I head over Neuvo Estilo. I have been here since the renovation. It's bigger. The place was packed for free pizza night. When I left, the bouncer was keeping people from coming in. There was a line out front. A good amount of chicas with more than a few that were doable. If you don't see what you like, hang for a bit because the girls go to the hotel with someone and come back fairly regular. There's a lot of volume in this place unlike the first line clubs. The moment I walk in I'm greeted by Melina, the girl I took from Affaire the night before. She works here to. She offered my free pizza which I declined since I was stuffed. It's really a friend bunch of local guys that hang out here. When I went up to the bar to get a drink, a group of them asked me if I was alone. I said yes and they asked me to join the group. I could only understand maybe 25% of what they were saying, but I chimed in eagerly when they said a chica was hot and that was enough to keep me in the gang.

I leave and take a cab to Cattos. The cab driver and I had a nice chat about the various BA clubs. I get to Cattos and the place is fairly active with chicas and guys. I get a drink at the bar and a couple of girls chat me up. I like this place, low pressure and the girls will talk to you for as long as possible even though they are supposed to get you to buy a drink. I tell them right away that I'm only looking tonight but they keep me company instead of dashing off right away. There is this cute little brunnette who actually speaks decent English. She is definitely a possibility.

I drop by Hooks to see if I can find some of you AMA members but the place is deserted of guys. Lots of girls, but I don't recall any customers in there at all.

I call it a night. Got to save my bullets for my dream place. Why did I wake up so late today? The place has been opened for 5 hours aready. I like my chicas fresh. Don't worry just one day left to go before I post the location. Those who PMed me, you'll get it as soon as I can get to the PM section.

JC, funny thing is. I have taken Emily at least once every trip I've made. I haven't seen her at all this trip. She's a BA institution for me. Sure she's a little on the clingy side, but she's hot and get's the deal done. Just grab her right before you leave town to keep the stalking down.

Justgotback,

Funny about Emily. I haven't heard from her in a long time and got an email from her the other day. I chatted with her on IM's the other day. She seems happy. She has a normal boyfriend (although she said he is ugly). She also has a normal job now and only works when "she has to". I hope her life has stabilized. She really is a nice girl.

Enjoy.

Saint

P.S. Glad you're having fun Flexible Horn. Sure beats the hell out of London..huh? Is the average wage in London really $3,700 a month?

Good to see that Catto is doing well, they deserve it! Too bad Hooks didn't have any guys spending money in there the other night. MMMMM, wonder why?
MM

Hi Guys,

I’m in Buenos Aires, I can’t believe how nice everything is.

The town is just great, people are very nice and polite, food is gorgeous and from a golfer points of view many courts with very high level and extremely accessible prices!
I’ve check in Murano book from Mayra and the hotel is very nice and clean, just what I was looking for, nice big room a Jacuzzi in the bathroom and a great breakfast buffet in the morning.

From a mongering point of view no problem at all.

I’ve get three girls in two days and the hotel staff escorts them in my room without any hassles.

Vanessa the girl working with Roxanne during her absence book with Libia, and I should concord with other forum reports she is good, very like the pictures in the www.argentinaprivate.com, very good English and long stay without checking the clock.
Only funny thing about her she took the hotel shampoo and bathroom bottles from the bathroom!

Actually I don’t care about it, it’s just curious that she did it, instead ask for.

Second girl was Mary, actually I didn’t choice her, but Vanessa send her because and that particular period there were not any other girls available.

Very firm body, probably thirty years old but look good, great blowjob and nice long fuck.
She had very great experience, basic English knowledge and I should sure recommend her to all of you.

Third girl is Cameron, actually I didn’t book for her, I was waiting another girl but it’s been a very good surprise.

Probably Vanessa mistake about her but not problem at all.

She is 24/26 years old, brown long air, blue eyes and a sweet body with ass to die for……
Probably she is been the best so far, just great blowjob with a lot of licking and ball and ass including, long fuck with a sweet wet pussy and no problem for anal.

I’ve read some very interesting report about a position call “the spoon� and I was wondering to tried, well I just lie down her on me, with her legs strait up in the air in front of me with her back to me and then I lift her leg, she seams like it a lot especially when I got her clit and she gets a good fingering while I ride her ass hole. It was definitely good but my favorite anal position is when she's on her back, legs up in the air, looking at me in the eye. You could se all her body, tits, face. Of course, this position allows for really deep entry, too.

I went like that for a while then I could not hold any more and left my load on her.
It was good, very good, I really enjoy Cameron only negative things she didn’t allow me to take any pix of her.

I’m sure any way you could get her easily true Roxanne, so please don’t miss her she is a gem.

Price for all the three girls was the usual 150 per hour plus taxi.

I’ll be around fro other 5 days so anyone would like to give any suggest or join me for dinner and mongering action please PM.

Please excuse my broken English, I will be back with the rest of the trip report with the other stay.

Take care guys.

Happy mongering to everybody!

Exon Reporting : --- Mickey Mouse, I happend in to Hook's last night . And you remember the white haired door man that always starts singing, " Sing'en in the rain " everytime he see's me . Well we had church about your thief of the 120 pesos they ripped you off for. I made it quite clear that all Northe Americano's knew about it via the internet and we as a group of customers were quite pissed off about it and not going to patronize the place. Moreover I refused to go in and walked into Catto's. I could tell by the expression on his face he knew exactly what I was talking about . With what DickHead & Stormy did, plus me, the word is out with them . I only post this rather than a PM so the whole board will know and hopefully other members & non-members who read this will also remind them at Hook that its not good business to rip off American's ------------ Exon

Exon Reporting : --- Well we finally made it after two try's, but Jackson and I made it out to Roberta's Comedor. This time it was forty pesos oneway for Jackson and Myself by Remis. Guess what it was two pesos ninty centavo's for all three of us to come back by train. Yep its cheaper by train quicker and more fun riding with the Argentine's . Any way Roberta had recipets for the $100. US dollars I gave her last Saturday, seems she had bought a bunch of beef and other goodies for thr kids. I was given the job of taking pictures while Jackson did the paper work. Bottom line is Jackson signed them up and issued a $250 peso mini grant on the spot. I know, I know this belongs in the WSG charity section which I expound on later ---- Exon

Exon,
Yes, he use to treat me very well before that night, but now he hides when he sees me. I also think it is even "More Important" for "Every Business & Argentine" in BA to realize that, if they run a fair business and treat Norte Americanos well, they will be rewarded by a loyal patronage and make many $ and Pesos while they are at it. Isn't that what this is all about? They make money, we have our fun and everyone has a good time along the way!
MM

OK, not a report, just a tiny introduction and a thank you. I am new member, going to BA for the first time next tuesday for a few days. Seems like this is going to be a regular stop for me for the next months (for business) so I did my homework (isn't that professional or what ?) and found this forum. I read, again and again, took notes and I do hope that I'll make good use of all your priceless efforts in sharing the knowledge to limit/avoid rip-offs and just have a good time (I am italian, and so I get by in spanish just by speaking my home language. That should make it easier). I promise that on returning I will share any good and bad experience I had, including pictures if allowed to. Keep up the good work guys.

Ciao, from Italia.

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Saint, I completely and utterly agree with wishing Emily luck. I have to admit that I kind of like her. If any of you have spent anytime taking to her, you'll come to the realization that she is a great girl that had something go horribly wrong with her life. At her core though, she's still a great girl. I hope things work out for her. I was a little disappointed when I've been in Madaho's and she hasn't been there. She's always been there. Well except when she was at PlayWoman. You know what I mean.

"The blush is off the rose"

So I went back to my dream place today at about 2pm. Different madam this time. Yesterday it was an older blond. Today it was a younger blond. Same basics though. I go into the bedroom and the parade begins. The same exact girls but in a different order. The funny things is that one of the girls I didn't pick remembered my name. The two I did pick didn´t. Figures. So I go for a repeat performance. I made sure to get their names today. Camela, the brunnette, and Marlena(close anyways), the blonde. The session started out with a little tension. Camela got a condom and went to open it with her teeth. Marlena said why, we don't need that for the chupar, blow job. They talk for a bit and I couldn't exactly follow it, but sadly Camela won out and she puts on the hat. I guess I could of swayed the outcome, but I'll ask for BBBJ, but I'll settle for CBJ if the girl is in anyway uncomfortable. Clearly Camela doesn't do BBBJ. She would also wipe things off during each switch. Marlena wouldn't. So of the two I would give Marlena the nod. She is a better provider as well. So if you want BBBJ I would try Marlena. Camela would rush off at the end of the session to go to the bathroom but would return. Marlena would just lie there with me. Brief descriptions. Camela, 26 or so(If forget), brunette, taller leaner body type. Marlena, 26 or so too, blond(dyed), somewhat shorter and heavier in comparison.

Here's my update for today. I guess the glow has worn off for me since I'm not as jazzed up about it as yesterday. I would lower my rankings for each by one. Camela and Marlena would still rank at least an 8 for me especially compared to any other apartment girls. Together as a duo though for 100 pesos, I give them a 10. Where else can you get two pretty girls for 30 minutes for $33(USD)? And don't forget there's a drink with that. There was one big difference today. I didn't ask for the prices but just said two girls for 100 pesos right. This different madam said, yes for 15 minutes. I said I got half an hour yesterday. She then said that was OK. So if you guys only get quoted 15 minutes for a duo, try mentioning that your friend got 30 minutes.

In conclusion, was it worth it to go back today. HELL YEAH!!!!!! If anything it was better this time around since I was fully loaded.

I was planning to go back tomorrow, but I don't want to seem like a pervert by going every day. They were a little surprised to see me again. They said I must really like boliches. Oh, I almost forgot. They both speak some English to my surprise, we were talking and they asked me something. I said I didn't understand and Camela repeated it. I still didn't understand but then Marlena says it in American accented English. I ask her if she speaks English and she says yes. I then ask Camela and she says yes. They qualify by saying they don't speak all that well but it sounded at least as good as my Spanish.

Here's the address. I can't take credit since Andres posted it. I just went to check it out. It's Suipacha 921 6C. Look for his post for pictures. They're about right.

Anyone,

There's a new girl, Barbara on the Escorts-Argentina.com website that looks very nice. Says she speaks english. Anyone had any experiences good or bad with her and know if she offers sevicio completo?

Watch out when researching in BA!
Just take the usual cautions (like asking the board first).

Fresh news from Clarin: 15 women and 6 men arrested after Police busted a whorehouse.

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Flores: detienen a 15 mujeres y seis hombres en un allanamiento en un prostÃ*bulo

Quince mujeres fueron detenidas esta noche durante un allanamiento en un prostÃ*bulo en el barrio porteño de Flores. El procedimiento fue en una casa ubicada en la calle Granaderos 599, donde también fueron demorados seis clientes que serán liberados luego de que se les tome declaración testimonial. También se incautó material pornográfico, preservativos y prótesis.

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I used to visit Granaderos a LONG time ago (1993? 1994?). I guess that now they were working "uncovered", so Police took action.

Andres

Andres,

What do you mean by working 'uncovered'?

Uncovered by Police protection, an euphemism meaning that either you pay the Police or you are busted.

Exon Reporting : Its 3:30 and Im down town on Cordaba in between Florida street and Cafe Orleans. My plan is to seek out Fabiana at Orleans and Fuck her brians out or the other way around for the rest of the afternoon --- He,He,He ---- Exon

Exon Reporting : 3:50 in the afternon --- Rats, curse the bad luck Fabiana is not there . I'll try the telephone . ------ Exon

¨Saved the best for last.¨

So I start out at Madaho's last night at about midnight. The place is packed and getting more packed as the minutes go by. But for the most part, the same old girls as every other night. I talk to a few just to pass the time while I have my drink, but I don't even try to close the deal. It's just too rich for me here now. I'm grouping Madaho's in with Black. I nice place to shop, not a good place to buy.

I head out to Cattos at about 1:15 or so. I'm hoping to finish on a high and get Rosa Marie again. Sadly, as I'm entering she's on her way out with someone else. Why did I waste all that time at Madaho's!!!!! She comes by and gives me a peck on the cheek. I settle in for a drink anyways. A couple of girls come over to chat. They eventually ask if I wan't company and I say maybe, but not right now. They wish me well and blend back into the crowd. I like the girls´ attitude here. Unlike Madaho's or Black the girl's will still come to you even with a passing glance. Even when you tell them you haven't decided yet, they are very friendly. The girls at Madaho's just storm off and you are now a loser to them. They won't even look in your direction anymore. You've insulted them. Whatever. Anyways, one of the girls I talked to starts singing and dancing along with the strippers by the stage. That's all it took. What's with these Brazilian girls? They really know how to dance just right. I go up to her and say she dances well. We chat and then get down to business. I ask how much. She says cien, 100. I say what? She clarifies cien dolares. I say, no, too much, the other girls go for 150 pesos. She asks for 200 pesos. I agree but stipulate DFK, BBBJ, photos, videos and everything. She says of si. Why be cheap on your last night? We hang until we finish our drinks and head to my hotel. What a transformation when she comes down after she changes her clothes. She looks like a business woman. She's wearing a suit. Very respectable and classy.

We get to my hotel in recoleta and she says her apartment is just a couple of blocks over. We head up to the room. She spends the first 15 minutes are so giving me a world class strip show. I can't take it anymore and we start the main event. She's good. She's Brazilian. In some ways that's good and in some bad. Last night it was all good. We got back to my hotel at about 2:30 or so and finished up at about 4:00. Afterwards she just laid in bed and started watching TV. She says let's watch a movie. So we watched this made for TV movie on Cinecanal. She leaves at about 6 or so. Talk about not rushing off. Many girls are dressed and on the way to the door by the time you come out of the bathroom after cleaning up a bit. Let me make it clear that I only asked for short time, una hora. She gave me good value for my 200 pesos. Her stats, 24 yr old, blond(real I think), 5´6¨ or so, brown eyes with blue contacts, curvy but not fat at all, D cup and as she states no silicon, all natural. I believe it. Her name is Rafaela and she has business cards. Most girls just scribble down there numbers on a scrap of paper.

I'm leaving tonight and I'm already in my pre departure depression. I don't want to go!!! It's only going to get worse when I get home.

Signing out until next time.

Exon Reporting : Cornner of Vincente Lopez and Juain 4:50 pm --- YES the telephone worked. Fabiana will be in my apartment in 40 minutes. Doing some quick math, in 45 minutes I will have my dick all the way inside Fabiana. He,He,He. I'll report latter ---- Exon

Exon Reporting : 7:10 pm, just put Fabiana in a cab at the Taxi stand in front of Mc Donalds . Mission acomplished, two orgasmos since her arrival at 5:30 pm. The second was kind of unuasal in the fact we did it both laying down on our backs facing different directions . Picture that Mongers, He,He,He . Now I have the rest of the night to myself which will include more Recon and dinner.-------------------- Exon

For adventurers: Boliche in Moron suburb

For those of you tired of the "same old same old" circuit, I give you the coordinated of a place located quite far from downtown, in the suburb of Moron (reported on the local board)

Buen Viaje 805, upstairs
Moron, Provincia de Buenos Aires
Phone: 4627-9616
Open day and night, but full of teenagers on weekends.

1 block from the cathedral, take the Sarmiento train line at Once station, it takes 45 minutes to get there.

5 to 15 girls, 4 reported as "interesting".
ar$45 the hour.
Caveat: The facilities doesn't seem to be well maintained.

Hope this helps,

Andres

Hey, Guys:

I will celebrate my Birthday with all the perverts in Buenos Aires on Sunday,28th at 22:00 in a traditional restaurant and parrilla in Palermo Viejo neighbourhood.

The restaurant is here since 1953 and it used to be the bar and general store of the neighbourhood. It's name is "LO DE JESUS".

The prices are good; it's for locals and it's located in:

GURRUCHAGA 1406 and JOSE A. CABRERA street. The tel. number is: 4831 1961.

I will also invite some of our beauties, and as we usually do, the bill will be shared by the Men.

Please, send me a PM to confirm your presence, so I can give the people at the restaurant an aprox. number of guests for them to get ready the table for us.

See you then, kisses, Roxana.

Exon Reporting : After the two orgasmo's with Fabiana yesterday afternoon, ( that girl can fuck ), I planned on an early night. Dinner in Recloeta and then some recon in the local clubs. I ended up in Afaire looking for the girl that ruined Jacksons bed as I wanted some small talk with her. I.E. she owed me something for the $400 dollar matterss I had to come up with . Well anyway she was not there, (probably home bleading), so I continued my Recon mission viewing the Chica's. You how sometimes you run accross a five or a six and you want to fuck her just because she's a sexy *****. Well theres was one in there last night. This Chica was nothing special but there was just something about her. Maybe it was the way she was french kissing me as she was jacking me off at the bar that perked my interest. So as I was finger fucking her I whispered in her ear $150 peso's, "se" she say's but you must first buy me a drink. How much is the drink I ask, "30 peso's " she replys, No was my responce. Ok she says lets do $100 pesos for me and $30 pesos for the drink. Now I realize Ive dug myself a hole. I really don't want to fuck her as Im saving my sperm for Carolina tonight, so what to do. Ive let my mouth write check my ass can't cash, well it could have but it just wasn't worth it. How to get out of the delemma and keep everyone happy. So I pull $10 pesos out of my pocket put down her blouse, feeling up her tits as I do, and ask for a back rub. Shes right on it and after about 10 minutes of this I politely say good night and go home to a good nights sleep. And the beauty of this wise decission is now I have sperm for Carolina tonight -------- Exon

I am back in England and it is time for a re-cap. Overall I think this was my best trip, because of the consistent quality and total lack of bad experiences (okay, having the shits for six days straight might qualify). I used no Viagra. I did try Cialis once but then I was too sick to monger for two nights so I wasted it. I did a nice mix of old favorites and new talent. Let's see: 4 different gals at 3 different apartments, one an old favorite. 1 girl brought home 3 times from Catto's (my personal favorite on this trip) and 1 one time from Hook's (which is now under boycott although I never got a chance to go back there). Did the waitress from Nuevo Estilo 3 times but alas could never get to the elusive and extremely popular Antonela. Nailed my favorite streetwalker one time but I think it was the last time. Too bad, so sad.

The last night I did not monger and went to bed early. I did drink a lot of whiskey in Pelvi's on Callao and I can attest that both Pelvi's pour strong drinks. I had a daytime flight, a first, and it was nice to be well rested for the endless journey. I feel pretty good now and I still have another day to rest before I go back to work. Overall I didn't drink as much on this trip as on previous ones although the Mouse and Stormy did pour some wine down my throat which is rare for me.

Some observations: My hotel charged me the double room rate every time a brought a chica back at night. Fair enough. In the past I've always had a double room so it wasn't an issue. [b]Absolutely [i]no[/b][/i] chicas asked me for any tips at any time on this tour. I think that is because the hotel seems to show I can't afford it, as does my overall understated financial manner. Lots of BBJs and in fact only two were fully covered. I definitely met some good dick suckers on this trip, plus some who needed work but were eager to learn. I saw no real signs of inflation other than the taxi cabs. BTW we got two I think were crooked. The meter clicked two increments at once. I think next time I will make a show of writing down the cab number and tell them I am going to report them, just to mess with their minds a little bit.

The weather was perfect. Back in 8 weeks.

Dickhead,

I was a little curious why there was no mention of Maria on this trip? Did you two have a falling out?

DfB

Well went to an apartment today:

1578 Ayacucho 1 A
Phone 4825 7684

Both the girls on the website they are not as nice as the pictures on web site. I guess that is par for the course. anyway this excursion was all pretty mater of fact. Liz the dark haired one doesn’t speck English.

The blonde came out from her client for some reason came over to introduce her self and a kiss on the cheek and then back to work.

Price is 100 pesos an hour the session begins with an all right massage I tried to direct her to personalize my massage but to no avail.

Condom went one right away I had asked earlier in my poor Spanish if possible to have sex then massage then another round of sex of course she said yes. However when it came time for that chain of events to happen she said it was 1 time only.

Attitude wasn’t bad. Just mechanical for the money and definitely not very accommodating. YMMV YOUR MANIFESTATION MAY VARY but I am quite sure they’re finer females to be found.

Just my 2 cents worth.

Exon Reporting : Well I fucked up and weakend. Was down town shopping and thought I'd stop into Cake Orleans and there was Blond Caroline. So we got to talking and she offered a massage. I thought for a minuite and said how about a transatory hotel, (its so borring fucking in the apartment all the time) she suggested the Horizontie Hotel and I asked if theres was some place other than the Horizontie. Then Caroline suggested the Hotel Monaco, about four blocks from the Cafe and off we went. Great little place the hot tub room was not avaiable,but the four star room was for 38 pesos. She started off sucking my toes and moved right on up to my balls. Now I want to tell you mongers if you like BBBJ's and Porn, well I was in heaven. I love good porn,(Im such a sicko), but the experience of watching a good blow job on video and at the sametime recieving one in real time, well I just loved it. Anyway Caroline kept at it and at it untill, well I just couldn't help it and shot my load. The sperm I was saving for the other Caroilina. Anyway it was a great BBBJTC . So now its massage time and she really did a good job for about an hour. Then she informs me that she wants an orgasmo and starts working on my dick, makes it hard, slides underneth me and keeps fucking me till she comes. Frankly it was a great experience and I highly recomend blond Caroilna from Cafe Orleans ---- Exon