Disgustingly Ugly T. Vs at Cocodrilo!
I was there last night around 3:30 and the place was teeming with T. Vs and dikes! What the fuck?
Disgustingly ugly T. Vs that could'nt even fool a drunk and blind monger from 100 yards!
Girls upstairs were having a pole dancing class though! Interesting.
Practicing the traditional jump up the pole and slide down upside down trick. Legs wide open. Cool !
Anyway, it was not crowded and the music was really bad. Like always.
Quite a few girls were arriving at 5 as I was leaving.
I'd say try it on a Thursday only. (maybe Fri. Or sat.)
Thanks,
Ramiro
Not bad for a Monday night.
There haven't been many reports on Coco lately, so here is a long winded post about my evening.
Bored and over caffeinated at 2:30, I decided to walk over to Cocodrilo on a Monday night (ok, I took a cab after about half way)
I have to say after going to all of the recommended clubs on this forum (except black) this is my favorite based on the ambiance/price/quality factor.
There were probably 25 chicas in there around 3:00. Mostly in the 6-7 range, maybe a few 8's or 9's. It's hard to say because it depends on your type.
I like regular looking Argentine girls (the opposite of Christina, not much makeup and nice round booties) and there have always been at least 2-3 that fit that description. Sometimes more.
Saw a girl I had talked to a few weeks ago and took her out. 150 pesos, hour and a half, no rush. This seems to be standard here. I have never been quoted more than 300. Have never payed more than 200. This will be the first time that I don't want to give out a name to keep you wolves at bay.
Beers still 30, chica drink is 50, though if it is a chica that doesn't work there full time, you can often arrange to meet outside to avoid that.
One thing she mentioned is that she has to work on Mondays and Saturdays, so it looks like they are trying to keep a healthy stash of girls on slow nights.
As mentioned in other posts, don't even bother going before 2 or 3. 4 or 5 is better. If you just walk in the door, the door guy won't even get off of his stool to ask you for a cover. As mentioned before, DO NOT arrive in a taxi! Have them drop you off a block or two away.
This place probably seems more intimidating than it really is, though if you don't speak Spanish, you might feel a little out of place.
The down side for many will be that there are still usually quite a few Trannies hanging out (either out on the floor or dancing on the bar) Beware because it is dark. I like big argentine butts which no tranny could duplicate, so it is't too dangerous if that is your thing. If you like skinny girls with lots of make up, you better look twice and then twice more.
If anyone is up for a late night trip some weekend, PM me.
Report on Cocodrillo for Newbies
I picked up a girl from Cocodrillo and here is my "sad" story! This is my first unhappy experience in picking a girl in BA in my first 7 days in BA.
Here is the detailed story:
MY REASONS FOR CHOOSING TO GO THERE:
Great reports by some senior mongers on how it has some best chicks at 5 AM.
GETTING THERE:
Took a taxi from the famous "Madahos" to Cocodrillo. I did not personally have a clue on location of this club. But I asked the taxi driver and he knew it well.
On the way, the taxi driver tried to convince me very hard in going to "hippo-potamus" but having read terrible reports on it on this great forum, I politely told him to simply take me to my requested destination.
It will not be easy to get there, if your taxi driver does not know the route.
ARRIVAL:
I arrived at around 5.35 am.
A friendly (tourist friendly) v fat sized guard was there. I told him, that I needed to have a look first before paying the entrance fees of Arg$50. He politely agreed.
I went up, liked everything, came down, paid him Arg$ 50. It entitles to let you have a free drink.
No problems whatsoever on this front.
MY FIRST IMPRESSION:
Coming from Madahos straightaway, the first impression you get is the difference in Madahos & Cocodrillo.
Cocodrillo is clearly not for newbies in "pay for play" scene or for people limited Spanish skills or for timid people.
Its a typical aggressive South American night club, you will often see in Brazil, Colombia, Mexico, Venezuela if you are well traveled. Its meant to cater for locals basically.
DRINKS:
From the one free drink option available, I took whiskey, though am not a whiskey drinker. I immediately regretted the decision.
Advise:- Do not try new drinks in a place such as Cocodrillo where you need to be really attentive.
GIRLS:
Majority of girls were bad looking!
However, there is a catch! In the very very crowded club (as late as 6 am) if you look hard you will definitely find two or three "8" s. But, you have to search for them.
The girls here were just not trying to woo anyone. They all seemed to be involved in themselves.
Caution: There were definitely some trannies there as well. However, this is not to imply that all the female crowd was comprised of trannies. In fact, there was just 4-5 of them at that peak hour and they were hanging out together, enjoying themselves.
Was there any girl from Madahos at 6 am?
No, I did not see a single girl from Madahos. Since I had spent 4 hours at Madahos the same night and would quite surely recognize a "8" of Madahos in Cocodrillo.
MUSIC:
Latin American music.
STRIP TEASE / DANCERS:
I did not see any strip tease but there were two sexy looking dancers dancing all the time.
ANY SAFETY HAZARDS:
None but it was not a tourist friendly place!
TAKING OUT CHICAS:
I talked to two girls.
First one, a hot looking "8". I asked if she would go out. She agreed for 500 Arg$ for 3 hours plus 100 Arg$ as compulsory chica drink. I told her that I was not aware if a "Take-out" fine was applicable at this night club since most girls were coming here at 4 am or later! She said that she will only go in a hotel and not to my apartment. She did not even want to consider absolutely any bargaing! I told her to carry on.
Second one, a friendly looking "7". She agreed to go out for 250 Arg$ for 3 hours plus a compulsory 50Arg$ fine. I agreed.
My mistakes: I did not negotiate BBBJ, Cola, CIM.
EXIT FROM BAR:
No issues. No hassles. Taxi easily available at 6.30 am.
SEX WITH GIRL:
Very poor. No Cola, No CIM, reluctant DFK. And a clock watcher. After first shot, she said two hours finished though just 45 mins had finished. She was fussy about everything that I got completely turned off and decided to let her go without any fuss. And staying in a high class apartment / neighborhood, I didn't want any unnecessary fuss either.
She left leaving me totally unsatisfied.
Total wastage: Arg $ 250 for girl + 50 for compulsory drink of girl + 50 bar entry fees = 350 Arg$
WILL I GO THERE AGAIN?
Its a tough question because there are many choices. There are many different Boliches avaiable. Its prudent to try all of them than just to stick to one Boliche.
However, due to one bad experience, I will not discard Cocodrillo as it has potential provided you arrive at right time, choose right girl and negotiate well.
Enjoy BA
Casa Bar for Futbal and Crocodrilo for late night romp
After a very late Thursday including the company of one of my favorita Paraguayan, I was enticed by TejanLibre and the Gold medal futbal game to tough it out for another.
I had a nice relaxing time At Casa Bar for futbal and closed it down at 5AM, then where else at 5am we decided to hit Crocodrilo. Walked right in no cover. Got a whisky and a beer for I think 80 peso as the dude seemed to know tejan.
Of course as TejaN Recommends to limit our english speaking which is tougher for me.This was not my first or even 2nd visit here so i new the scene somewhat, of course this is all due in th attempt of fitting in and not looking the tourist victim as there are some rough characters in there.
Wel the chicas were plenty and jammed with guys as well.
To make a long story short as its hangover day and dinner is almost ready. I pulled a dark Panamanian chica who had a super tight hot rack and hot face to match. She had a few guys randomly working her, so I kept poking into the picture as I know she was not going to last long. I forgot her name. IT went down very nicely even though she came off a little shy and inexperienced she opened up nicely back in mi casa. The service was good but didnt try cola so no se.
She wanted a hotel as lived far from my pad in Palermo, I said no way its too late and I wanted crash after I finish hammmering her. We agred on 200p for 1hourish and if she is nice I pay taxi home. Needless to say she earned the taxi ride and she didnt watch the clock.
REPEAT:YES, she left me her cell numer but I can't read her name due to the chick scratch..
Black chicks in Cocodrilo!
Having spent 2 months mongering in Buenos Aires day & night, I have in a way started recognizing most of the females from Black, Madahos, Cocodrilo etc etc. Yesterday night in Black, I saw one chica who is normally in Cocodrilo every morning from 0400 in Cocodrilo, Monday to Friday. She solicits and goes just for 150 ARS. And, there I was shocked to see her in Black soliciting for 300 USD? However, she was probably among the worst and oldest looking chicks in Black last nite.
There has been a continuos reference of siting Black & Madahos chicas in Cocodrilo. In one way its true but what's also true & makes interesting reading is that the chicks who do come to Cocodrilo from Black or Madahos or probably the 4's or 5's who usually don't get any business in the high profile night clubs.
Coco's owner opened a new spa
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