2005 Reports

It's that time of the month for our friend Exon. He's suffering from TSB (Toxic Sperm Buildup) But fear not, fellow mongers, I'm going to get him some help in the form of a quick visit to Santa Fe 1707 for a rub and a tug from some nice chica. In fact, I consider it my solemn duty towards all of us to make sure our friend's sufferings are eased.

Of course, a reduction in the amount of inane questions about dry cleaning, rubbers, and whining about losing 100 pesos would also help.;)

The next guy who asks about condoms, I swear, I'm gonna send him to the Condom Distribution Center in Los Olivos, from whence I doubt we will ever hear from him again.

Our fellow mongers are getting too "witty" for their own good, your BA chica portfolio is needed now more than ever!

Please post some pics soon, this bantering is killing me!

I am pleased to announce that Exon123 blew his sperm all over the room at the massage parlor. And afterwards he was as friendly and relaxed as a new-born kitten. Personally I had two cuties massage my Adonis-like body for 90 minutes for a grand total of 150 pesos. Of course I didn't need the TSB release like our friend Exon, so I am probably going to blow my wad in the face of some nice big-titted blonde from Black tonight. I will pretend she is some swarthy Indiano from Bolivia to whom I paid 15 pesos. However, I will enjoy it a lot more as I take a second round in her nice tight cooz, knowing that her next round could very well be as a photographic model for the Latin version of Playboy.

Stay away from Black, boys. You'll pay too much and will have a bad time.

ROFLMAO at you cheap fucks.:D

Condoms.

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Hey Exon,

When I get into town, where's a good place to get condoms?

I'm staying at the Sheraton Liberatordor just down the street from Cafe Exedra.

I'll be busting my sex heaven cherry at this time tomarrow!:D.

Above is the Actual Copy of the PM regarding Condom's.

Anyone would have the right to blow his stack after recieveing this.

I may BE WRONG, doughtful, but somebody really sent me this.

Exon.

I do feal better after the "Hand Job" though and You don't need Condom's for that

[QUOTE=Hunt99]I will pretend she is some swarthy Indiano from Bolivia to whom I paid 15 pesos.[/QUOTE]She saw you coming. It's only 10 pesos!

[QUOTE=Hunt99]I am pleased to announce that Exon123 blew his sperm all over the room at the massage parlor. And afterwards he was as friendly and relaxed as a new-born kitten. Personally I had two cuties massage my Adonis-like body for 90 minutes for a grand total of 150 pesos. Of course I didn't need the TSB release like our friend Exon, so I am probably going to blow my wad in the face of some nice big-titted blonde from Black tonight. I will pretend she is some swarthy Indiano from Bolivia to whom I paid 15 pesos. However, I will enjoy it a lot more as I take a second round in her nice tight cooz, knowing that her next round could very well be as a photographic model for the Latin version of Playboy.

Stay away from Black, boys. You'll pay too much and will have a bad time.

ROFLMAO at you cheap fucks.:D[/QUOTE]I've been to Black, pulled a few hotties from there. Not all the chicas in the triangle are "swarthy Indianas", the median is certainly higher at Black but beautiful woman can be found at any area in BsAs. Besides what if "swarthy Indianas" are your thing?

This was taken from Cattos for 130 pesos. Service was excellent, all positons, great BBBJ, two shots on goal, as good or better than what can be found at Black.

I just don't know why this forum has become so bitter. Live and let live would be better I think.

There you go Hurdle. Checkout the gallery. Some new JO material for ya. Santa cums early!

Enjoy,

Judd

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]I've been to Black, pulled a few hotties from there. Not all the chicas in the triangle are "swarthy Indianas", the median is certainly higher at Black but beautiful woman can be found at any area in BsAs. Besides what if "swarthy Indianas" are your thing?

This was taken from Cattos for 130 pesos. Service was excellent, all positons, great BBBJ, two shots on goal, as good or better than what can be found at Black.

I just don't know why this forum has become so bitter. Live and let live would be better I think.[/QUOTE]Daddy Rulz.

Get serious. Better that what can be found at Blacks? A girl from Black would never be found wearing those ratty jeans and a wifebeater. Girls from Blacks only wear the finest designer clothes in Buenos Aires. I can also tell that girl is from the provincians. Girls in Blacks only have the finest upbringing the world has to offer. They were all raised in Recoleta and half were in fact educated in the Ivy League and at Oxford or both. When you pay for a girl from Blacks you are paying for the total package!

[QUOTE=Marak5]Girls in Blacks...were all raised in Recoleta and half were in fact educated in the Ivy League and at Oxford or both[/QUOTE]? What did he say now?

[QUOTE=Marak5]Daddy Rulz.

Get serious. Better that what can be found at Blacks? A girl from Black would never be found wearing those ratty jeans and a wifebeater. Girls from Blacks only wear the finest designer clothes in Buenos Aires. I can also tell that girl is from the provincians. Girls in Blacks only have the finest upbringing the world has to offer. They were all raised in Recoleta and half were in fact educated in the Ivy League and at Oxford or both. When you pay for a girl from Blacks you are paying for the total package![/QUOTE]Now I see why you are in the middle of this flame war. Have you even been to Black (Always Black, never ever Blacks) most of the chicas there don't speak English. Though if you ask Danny he will be glad to point out the few that do. I remember a few years ago before the crisis Black really was full of nothing but 9's and 10's, really un fucking believable women. A lot of them have gone to EU countries where they can make more money. Mostly to Spain, the language problem again as most of them only speak Castillano (what Argentines call their language)

Coming to an Ivy League school would require a visa for the EEUU. Which, as anybody familiar with BsAs knows, is simple to get for one of the fine chicas from a great family working as a prostitute. Though it does give one reason to wonder why a women from a fine family would be working as a prostitute when their family would gladly supply them with everything they need. As anybody familiar with Argentina knows that family relationships are the most important thing to Argentines.

As far as the jeans and wife beater, again as people familiar with the boliche scene in BsAs know, most chicas change when they leave the club. When I met her she was wearing a really hot skirt cut up to FUCKING THERE and a cute little top. I thought she looked really hot in the jeans and T though.

So here's an idea Marak, post about your experiances pass on what you learn and stop being a dick about how great a Putanero (Castillano for monger) you are. Your posts betray your lack of knowlege as mine do my poor spelling skills.

By the way, here is another taken from Newport for 250 pesos. 3 hours completa world class BBBJ and two shots on goal. Elizabeth is her name, as fine as any in Black.

Daddy,

I think you have to take some lessons so that you can realize when your chain is being pulled by ol' Marak.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]what if "swarthy Indianas" are your thing?[/QUOTE]Then I would say that Buenos Aires is probably the wrong destination. Peru awaits!

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]This was taken from Cattos for 130 pesos. Service was excellent, all positons, great BBBJ, two shots on goal, as good or better than what can be found at Black.[/QUOTE]Honestly, it's hard to say, but from a rear view it doesn't look bad. However, she's pretty much a run-of-the-mill girl at Black, in my opinion. On the other hand, she is at the top of the heap at a place like Cattos. Great find.

[QUOTE=Judd]There you go Hurdle. Checkout the gallery. Some new JO material for ya. Santa cums early!

Enjoy,

Judd[/QUOTE]Judd,

You've inspired me to pull the trigger on a $700 digital camera / video recorder, stay tuned for my pictoral contributions, coming to a theater near you in June 2006.

Your pics sure beat the vagina monologues that have innundated this forum as late.

[QUOTE=Hunt99]Daddy, I think you have to take some lessons so that you can realize when your chain is being pulled by ol' Marak.[/QUOTE]I just felt like responding.

Did Dickhead disappear into a black hole? A brown hole? A pink hole?