2004 Reports - Edited

Hey DH,

Glad to hear the good news. Still had a bad day though, because there was no sex to be had.

Always another day and another chica.

See ya in a few days. Can't wait to see the Flores clubs, Salome.

Stowe

Jav Mav,

Most excellent report. When will we see the pics?

Guys,

I am gathering my list for Roxana, and would like to know if anyone has had any contact with Arubi on Platynum.

Thanks,

David

Just wondering if there are any Brazilian looking women in BA? I mean from the tan to the booty :) Please let me know if there are and where to find them!

I really liked Bárbara from Salomé but like every other chica in Buenos Aires, she got her cell phone stolen. Bárbara is a home girl and she does not waste her hard earned money on cabs. This turned out to be a bad decision as she took the bus home to La Boca late at night and they stole her purse, cédula, cell phone, everything but her keys. Fortunately she has a passport. This gal has been a lot of places: Spain, Turkey, Indonesia, Australia, and the US are ones she's mentioned. Anyway she was moving up the ladder and approaching favorita status when I lost track of her. I kept going to Salomé and not finding her. I was about to give up but I figured I would take one more shot last night and there she was. Bueno. Vámonos.

She does not smoke, which is rare and very important. She has no kids, ditto. She is 30 so not young and dumb. She does not drink much which I would prefer a lush but you can't have everything. She has a new phone. She told me she has no interest in having a boyfriend and since I have very little interest in a girlfriend that is also good. She mentioned "amigovios" but I told her I needed a favorita once or twice a week instead. I explained the essential requirements of this excellent part-time temporary position, along with the benefit package, and she said "puede ser." But what sealed the deal for me was when she put hot sauce on her scrambled eggs.

I foresee a beautiful, poignant, tender relationship for about three months before I cut her from the program.

DH

Could you expand a bit on what "amigovia/o" means? Is this something between a novia/o status and favorita or what?

Hey Stormy,

"Amigovia" is a common local word here. 1/2 amiga and 1/2 novia. In Buenos Aires where the concept of having a serious girlfriend is difficult sometimes with all the gorgeous girls... many times people just use the word, "amigovia" or "amigovio". It's a lighthearted word that means basically more than friends but less than a girlfriend. I have many amigovias and they are perfect for just seeing when the mood strikes. There is no obligation to take them out a certain times a week or call them. Just basically friends with benefits.

Happy holidays,

Saint

My friend married a Argentine and I was asking her about this same subject. She says it means first amoung many and has some negative connotations (sp) for the girl, ie. good enough to fuck but not good enough to bring home to Momma. She is from the North and a little more traditional (don't fuck around or I'll cut off your dick type, but in a nice and loving way) so the Portena's may think of it a little diffrently. I was hanging out with a Cordobessa for a while and she was fine with the idea that while we were together we were together and when we were apart, no questions asked. Probably Saint is closer with the "friends with benifits".

and Happy New Year to all!!!

A Merry Mouse

Feliz Navidad y un Ano Prospero a todos los amigos de BA.

[QUOTE=Stormy]DH

Could you expand a bit on what "amigovia/o" means? Is this something between a novia/o status and favorita or what?[/QUOTE]

...friends with benefits!

I meant to post this last night but I was called upon by my attorney to assist in a matter of great urgency: obtaining fireworks. Well, and beer, too. And ice.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the cathouse
Not a monger was stirring, not even Mickey Mouse.
Condoms were hung from the chimney with care,
In hopes that some hookers soon would be there.

The mongers were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of nooky danced in their heads.
The madam in her kerchief and I in my cap
Had just settled down to knock off some snatch.

When in the next bed there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the next room I sped in a flash
It seemed that some monger was a bit short of cash.

With my hand on the breast of the crestfallen ho
I stared at her pussy which lay just below.
When what to my wandering eyes should appear
But the house's big bouncer - I think he is queer.

I knew in a moment I'd have a hard dick

More rapid than Andrés the hookers all came
I whistled and shouted and called them by name.
"Now Rosie, Now Mabel, now Rafi and Carla,
On Karen, On Lourdes, On Vale and Luli,
To the top of my cock! To the top of my balls,
Now suck away, suck away, suck away all!"

They spoke not a word but turned straight to their work,
I filled up the condom and came with a jerk.
But I heard them all say as they flounced out of sight,
"Merry Christmas You Dickhead, and have a good night."


With profound apologies to Major Henry Livingstone, Jr., I wish all my fellow mongers the best in the coming mongering season.

DH

By the way, Stormy knows good and damn well what "amigovia" means. He is just being a dickhead.

What a truly inspiring and creative piece of literature. Such a perfect way to wish all a happy holidays.

Happy holidays to all.

Stowe

Merry Christmas Mongers

And lets hope next years Mongering will be as good as this Years

Exon

Dickhead:

The cabinet above the toilet is well stocked with relatively new, matching towels, which are nicely laundered and uniformly folded. I have been coming here 2 or 3 times a week because of its cleanliness and high quality of merchandise.

The blond hostess you speak of is Monica. I too, would like to penetrate her. She works Monday thru Wednesday. The chunkier dishwater blond is Sonja who works Thursday thru Saturday.

Last Saturday (noon) there were only two there. A short Portena I had done (I have tired of Portena's attitude problems). And a stunning tall one from Missiones named Vicky. She was sooo good I asked her to marry me. (this is something I have asked of nearly every girl I have done at 921 Suipacha). She appolgized that she was happily married with children and only did this once a week on Saturday to supplement the family income. Knowing that the next 2 Saturdays are holidays, I returned at 2AM for seconds.

Visited last week this great classic from areavip.

In short, one of the best pro from BA, performance on par with Heidi,another star from areavip.

short girl with long balck hair, silicone tits, good firm body (a triatlon athlete).

excellent bbj with lot of deep throat. great anal sex and also cum in mouth.

excellent service and nice chica.

160P the hour in her flat (Sarmiento suites). One of the best ratio price/quality in Buenos Aires.

I went also last week to Madahos and did not see any striking girls , on top of that the price structure at Madahos is now almost on par with German FKK.

In short I strongly recommend Antonela to any mongers visiting BA.

FRANS

I scanned the forum but didn't find much pricing information.

From what I've seen, BA seems to offer some real lookers.

Can anyone make a rough generalization for hourly and overnite rates for the better lookers?

I have posted prices for just about every one of the 73 women I have fucked in Buenos Aires.

I have also posted pricing or my price ranges for all or most of My Women which I believe may come to more than 73, but I don't keep count except for my weekly tally. Let's see: 7 trips this year alone at an average of 6 days/ trip and a minimum of 10-15 girls/ trip = ?
I guess I have a problem with committment,
MM

Based on a lot of research, I have settled into a comfortable routine which was rudely interrupted by the holiday weekend. I have discoverd that apartments are busy during lunch (1-4 pm) and after work (6-9 pm). The busiest days are Monday and Friday. To have the largest possible selection, I try to arrive at 11:55 am on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. The girls are also freshest at this time having just arrived and many with their hair still wet.

I got out of sync Friday knowing everything would be closed from 6pm until Monday morning. All weekend I longed for my favorita at 921 Suipacha. I overslept this morning and did not arrive until 1 pm to my worst nightmare, all of the girls were occupied. I was horrified. I propositioned Monica. She thanked me but said she is retired from the service end of the business.

In a state of panic, I pulled out the cheat sheet I had compiled from the Forum over three months ago. What addresses did I have in the micro center? 522 San Martin and 429 Maipu. I headed for San Martin as it was one block nearer. This place rates a seperate post but for now let´s just say I passed. The tall stunner that answred the door had balls.

429 San Martin turned out to be an oasis in a desert of businessmen getting their nooners. So much so that it also rates a seperate review.

TO THE OMNISCIENT ADMINISTRATORS ABOVE:
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU

For elevating me to the rank of SENIOR MEMBER and allowing me the priviledge of posting timely reports.

May you live long and prosper.

I also have posted much on pricing.

I got this address out of the Forum 3 months ago but can not find the post I gleaned it from. I may have transcribed some numbers. I had written 4th floor apt 6. Normally I just buzz an apartment, they say hello, I say hello, and they buzz me in. This time they said hello, I said hello, and they said something else. I didn´t understand and simply said chicas. I was buzzed in.

Now comes a doorman who wants to see my documents. Normally the only documents I carry are 100 peso notes. Today I happened to have my passport as I was booking a trip to Ureguay. I proudly produced my go anywhere (except Cuba) document. He actually logged my name and number into a journal (strange). I would normally never have allowed that but my little brain was working overtime at the moment.

I find my way to the 4th floor apt 6 and a gorgeous tall thing of about 20 greeted me at the door and started rubbing her tits on me (also strange). I´d never been greeted this way before in an apartment. She tells me her name and that she´s a transvestite. I was devistated. I felt violated. Never had I allowed myself to be tete a tete with such a thing. I said I was sorry but I must have the wrong address. I was looking for girls. Could you possibly tell me where I might find some in this building? No help. I left.

If someone posted this address as some sort of perverted joke, may your anus be forever filled with cayanne pepper and a thousand aids victims fill your mouth with come.

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I am pleased to announce that Silvina and I will be hosting a New Year's Eve Party at the WSG Mansion which will (of course) be held this Friday, December 31, as follows:

1:00 pm: The pool party begins (bring your swimming suit!)

2:00 pm: Lunch with American style hamburgers.

9:00 pm: Dinner featuring the usual Argentina BBQ of steaks, etc. cooked on the Mansion's charcoal grill.

Midnight: Fireworks for everyone.

The fireworks should be particularly interesting as Dickhead, Dude n BA, and myself discovered on Christmas Eve that there are few limits on the firepower of the fireworks one can purchase in BA, most notably including "firecrackers" the size of shotgun shells and rockets that achieve altitudes of several hundred meters. Anyway, I'm visiting a fireworks wholesaler tomorrow with a 1k AR budget, so everyone should have the opportunity to fulfill their latent childhood pyrotechnic fantasies.

Chicas: All guests are strongly encouraged to bring a date as [u]this is a BYOC[/u] event (bring your own chica).

Costs: I will be providing all the food, ice, etc. However, [u]this is a BYOB event[/u] (bring your own booze), and thus all guests are encouraged to bring their favorite beverages (soft drinks, beer, wine, etc.)

Please RSVP to [email]jackson@argentinaprivate.com[/email] or call me at [b]15-4048-2827[/b] for reservations and to receive a map and directions to the Mansion.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

I arrived at 2:35 pm after some previous disapointments (see previous posts). The building and foyer were unimpressive but the hall on the 5th floor was beautiful. I was greeted by an attractive, vivacious, 35 year old named Lillian. She was very pleasant and spoke a little english. I asked her to explain the ground rules. Open Monday thru Friday 11 am to 10 pm. 70 pesos 1/2 hour and 100 pesos the hour.

Lillian ushered me into a beautifully appointed suite. I was impresed and told her so. She said the apartment had four such suites, all with private baths. Out of the 20 some odd apartments I've thusfar been to, this one far exceeded any others in accomodations and cleanlines. She offered me a drink and left. I noticed a bottle of teacher's scotch on the table.

Six girls were presented. All doable in the 6 to 8 range. I choose a petite spinner named Daniella. She is a 20 year old Portena about 5' 2" 90 lbs medium legnth curley streaked brown hair. Perfectly formed pert B cup with a nice round ass. Unmarried, no children, and claims to be a first year medical student (doubtfull).

Daniella wasted no time going to work. Without prompting she went down on me bareback and never came up for air until I protested (unusual for a Portena). I wanted my 100 pesos worth. No premature ejaculation for this boy. We went the rounds and I got my money's worth. We took a smoke break and she went down on me again. I told her she would be cannonized if she got me off again in such short order. She tried her damndest and almost made it. But alas, my milk had already runneth over. Appearance 8, attitude 9, performance 10. I contributed 20 pesos to her college endownment fund.

This is the best overall apartment I have been to. I'm happy that 921 Suipacha had no vacancy as I was getting into a rut. Twice a week there and then I'd try a new one once a week. I had tried this one before but it was a Saturday and closed. I shall return until I've run the gauntlet.

Started at Pelvi's on Callao to work up an appetite. A bit disappointing in that only one gal danced but she did a fine job and gave up the kitty. Sometimes they, and even she, give up the kitty at the very last minute but she pranced around quite a bit afterwards. I think paying 5 pesos to see a nice pussy is reasonable. That gal is a very good dancer in any case.

Then a huge strong Brazilian drink "caparinha" or some shit from the Russian bartender at Piola. Waitress Sol gets even better looking after one of these drinks. Then dinner, then the "other" Pelvi's on Callao was pretty dead and can we lose the guys in the underwear?? Please.

Then Salomé. Favorita Bárbara was not there. Buck toothed Daiana was, and had some nice leather pants on, but disappeared downstairs with some ostensibly deeper pockets. Connected with a nice looking flaquita named S??? but no real chemistry, she wanted 150 la hora, and was quick to say everything was covered. So she can go F herself and I thought about Nuevo Estilo but went to the Triangle instead.

Catto's initially dead with no known chicas. After a while Susana and Rosa MarÃ*a flounced in in tandem, having undoubtedly just tandem fucked some guy. Amazingly they walked right by me without noticing me, which was good. I was thinking about getting the fuck out of there before they changed and came downstairs, and then when the old, ugly singer took the stage I did so immediately. Not that there is anything wrong with Susana or Rosie but I just was in the mood for something else.

So across to Ness which was also dead but Daniela said it had been very slow and in fact used some bad language, "mierda," referring to the past week's business. I suggested that I was also fairly impoverished but that I could come up with 100 and buy her one drink, if she could stay for a while. She suggested that since it was a holiday I could pay her 125. I indicated that a 30 peso drink was pretty expensive, and that holidays were very tough financially on everyone. I then began to make out with her and otherwise assure that the goods were of sufficient quality. She said she wanted to drink a couple of Fernets as they got her buzzed without bothering her stomach.

I then tipped the bartender 10 pesos to make her a very strong Fernet and also leave the rest of the bottle of Coke. This was a good move and led to a lot of gratuitous fondling and high school type tonsil hockey, and we eventually left. It was a nice long session. This gal is good in that she opens up really wide and lets you get in very deep, and then begins to go into contraction or Kegel mode. Other than that she is not all that great. I gave her 110. So 110 plus 30 for her drink plus 10 tip plus 15 for my beer = 165 and so from a marginal cost standpoint I would have been better off with the gal from Salomé since I had already bought her the mandatory drink BUT I had doubts about her attitude and attitude is everything.

20 20 hindsight maybe I should have just fucked buck toothed Daiana again as she is a bit better than Daniela from Ness but I think Daniela stayed longer than Daiana would have, and she BJed me some more afterwards. Daiana wanted more money last time to stay and do that.

Not a great night but better than being in the US and watching Monday Night Football with a bunch of my fat friends and their fat wives and fat kids. Quite a bit better, actually.

Will be in BA at the end of Jan. for three weeks. Can anyone recommend providers that look like Vida Guerra? Doesn't have to be her twin but that's the type I am looking for. Someone mentioned Heidi at Area-Vip and also Salome at Guemes. Any others you can recommend that fit this type?

Thanks!

I had been informed on good authority that this was the new address for 1828 Sarmiento 1A. This was my first visit and was suprised to find such a large apartment. I was even more suprised to have such good quality merchandise presented (5 girls in the 7 to 8 catagory). The third suprise was the price quoted (I thought it was 30 1/2 hour and 40 the hour). These were prices posted in the Forum for 1828 Sarmiento. No such luck, rather 90 1/2 and 120 the hour. Three suprises and I was out. I appologized to the hostess saying it was too expensive for me. She was not upset.

On to my newest favorite apartment, 429 Maipu. I Arrived about 12:30 pm.
I was presented 5 girls. 4 of Monday´s 6 plus a new one, Vickey. This is the same Vickey I fell in love with at 921 Suipacha the Saturday before Christmas. The same Vickey who was good enough to do me at noon and again at 2 am. The same Vickey who told me she is married with 2 children and only works 1 day a week to supplement her husbands income. I´m begining to think these girls are a little less than forthright. But then again, neither are their politicians.

I chose to repeat Daniella (see 12/27 report) only because Vickey had fibbed to me. I also asked Lillian to use one of the other suites . I wanted to see if they were all of the same quality. Not so. No comparison with their showcase suite I used on Monday. I was also informed that the 3rd suite was not quite as nice as the 2nd and that the 4th suite was currently being renovated. These folks tend to exagerate the truth a bit. Monday I was told they were all of the same quality.

However, I knew I could count on the quality of Daniella. Tried and true, her performance far exceeded Monday´s. Perhaps the 20 peso contribution to her college fund helped. But I even caught her in a fib. The reason she was so affectionate, unpretentious, and orally proficient was because the is a Paraguayan, not a Portena as she told me Monday. She considered herself Portena as she moved here when she was 13. I never believed the 1st year medical student but will not call her on that one. I like her too much. Asked her out and she said any Sat or Sun when she´s off work. So I guess the living with the sister part is true. We´ll see.

I'm here on a ship in midst of cruise to Antarctica and got a free pass today from the Port to the Gallerias Pacifico Shopping Mall, along with a free coupon book , had to go to informacion desk to request but gave me a free Galleria hat and a coupon good for 2 cafe´s con leche at Starbucks like Bookstore on upper floor of Mall, Aroma or something like that with small cookies not bad for Free.

Anyways, while back I saw something about Cafe Orleans on this board and noticed when getting off Free shuttle bus was like cross the road on Cordoba so after walking down Florida street and buying a Financial Times of London walked by and decided to go inside.

Place was packed with working girls and most lets say 6 - 8.5ish at 5 30 pm, ordered cup of cafe con leche and made eye contact with several , and kinda invited one over to talk and she told me that nearly all the girls there were working girls with different prices.

She was attractive, tan, Latina, with colored hair a bit, nice body, and I asked her how much she would charge for a couple hours of her time and she stated 300 Pesos which I countered with 100 pesos in a nice way as I´m just a poor boy from FL on his way to Antarctica via Falklands, she came down to 200 pesos, plus 30 for what turned out to be a nice Albergues Transito round the corner.

Having been in Rio on Christmas Eve day for about 8 hours and finding Termas Aeropuerto and Luomo closed in Cocacabana after traveling there and banging on the door and hearing phone ringing off wall in background, got her down to 150 pesos for 2 hours and we went off.

X rated movies in room, nice room, king size bed, plus nicely shaped love seat, clean, marble floors.

She sucked and fucked me real good, got me off , then gave me great foot and back, neck massage and when I come back to BA on enero 11 plan to get together with her again so I thank this board again for all the good info that is on it as Cafe Orleans was mentioned sumtime and stuck in back of my mine.

Went to good Tango show last night at La Ventanna with 2 gals from ship and was my first tango show but was very well done, food was decent though ate in dark mostly.

I like Buenos Aires, leave for Falklands tomorrow and afraid I´m not going to find much there or in Antarctica except sheep and penguins so hopefully will have some nice new passengers boarding ship today but if not will be back in BA for couple days then.

Happy New Year everyone.

Art

Tuesday night was not fruitful. I was not really in any need but in the Christmas spirit I did go to Nuevo Estilo, which had a lot of hot chicas but was very crowded and smoky. I felt the fine Paraguayan ass of Patricia but could not get near Antonella or Melena. BTW they charged 10 p for beers and said they will be doing that only through the holidays. I'll bet beers are up to 10 pesos here for good. That will suck.

We entered Ness and Catto's but did not even stay long enough to buy any overpriced beers, then went to Jaz where there were some very nice chicas. I bought one a 30 p drink; that's the first drink I have bought for anyone in there. Her name was (I have no clue) and she had a very nice body. A bit of bad breath, though, and would not go below 150 so FOAD. Ended up playing some pool at Deep Blue and calling it a night. BTW between the Triangle and Jaz we stopped by the shoe store to chat with MarÃ*a and Melanie. MarÃ*a has put on a lot of weight and has taken up smoking. Good thing I wrote her off several months ago.

Tonight tried the other branch of Deep Blue on Ayacucho. I have to say that although I am not a very good pool player, if I were I would be even more frustrated than I already am at the pool situation. Deep Blue has some decent tables but HELLO YOU NEED TO FUCKING [b]LEVEL[/b] THEM. And now that you've spent thousands of dollars on these nice tables, could you spend 50 pesos for a bridge? And 40 more for a cripple stick? This is how you run a pool hall. Also here is a news flash: Cue tips need to be replaced periodically. You know how the oil in the car doesn't last as long as the car? Same logic applies. I haven't found any decent places to play. The place next to El Yugo really sucks and so does the one on Paraguay near Florida. I guess I will try 36 Billares on Avenida de Mayo next. Okay, end of that rant and I suck anyway and I got my ass kicked several times in a row.

Then dinner at El Yugo which was very good as usual. On to the Triangle. Catto's first. And, last too as it turns out. I was accosted by a part-Asian gal who asked me if I was El Toro Rojo. I said, "yes, but how do you know?" "Oh, a Brazilian friend of mine told me about you." Well, that would be Rafaela, of course. So I figured maybe this would give me a bit of a new slant on things and she was affectionate and had a nice ass. I suggested a drink in the dark corner and we went there and it was immediate tonsil hockey which is a good sign.

"So how much?" "200." "Well, that is too much because I am not a tourist and I am just a public employee and blah blah blah." "Yes, Rafaela told me you would probably never pay that much so how about 150 and I promise you the service level will be just as good for 150 as it would be for 200." "I don't know; let's make out some more." Smooch smooch fondle fondle. "How about 125?" "No, I haven't been working here very long but I am not going to go for less than 150. Hey aren't you the one who likes to cook?" "Yes that is me." "What have you been cooking lately?" "Well, now I have a nice lentil stew with carrots and potatoes and tomatoes and and and." "Come on come on give me 150 and feed me first." "Well okay 150 IF you stay at least two hours but I am going to feed you after because there is a lot of garlic in the stew." Okay vámonos.

Quite nice. Aggressive in bed which I like. Enthusiastic BBJ although only moderately skilled. Lots of long dark hair. Regular cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl which I am not all that familiar with. Said something about cogerme por cola which I pretended not to understand. Then more BBJ then condom then some wilting took place so more BBJ and then CIM was mentioned but I wasn't sure if she said come in my mouth or don't come in my mouth so I clarified and she said the latter. But, then she started knob topping and shaft jacking so I felt her heart was not really in it. Thus another condom and drillage and then thinking about doggie arf arf but she was near completion and when she finished so did I, somewhat unexpectedly. Bueno.

Then I fed her some stew and we chatted. She has only been separated from her husband for a month, one kid, 23 (maybe she said 24) alleged years which I don't necessarily disbelieve. She said that Patricia, the singer from Catto's, and she have birthdays one day apart in March (23 and 24 but I forget which is which). I'm sure that is true. She also says that they are the same age. If Patricia is under 30 I would be [b]very[/b] surprised and she [b]damn[/b] sure ain't under 25. Whatever.

Anyway no whining about taxi fare. 150 even, no más. Really the session was only a little over an hour (not including snack time) but I had no more to offer. I would repeat. Her name is �ngeles. She saw some chica phone numbers on a piece of paper by my phone and aggressively crossed them all out (I have them in a spreadsheet anyway) and put down her name and number. I'll probably call her, or not. I forgot to ask whether she lives in town or not.

So that was my first Asian in BA and I am starting to think about needing some brown sugar pretty soon.

Acually 2nd time, but the 1st time I had no idea of the wsg... =(

Happy holidays to all!

I am planning on 2 nights of midnight fun... one will require Roxana's help, I have yet to contact her but I have excellent reviews from everybody here so this is a no issue.

On the other night I would like to go to one of the clubs... I have narrowed my options to 3 based on comments throughout the board (in order of preference):

1) Cattos
2) Shampoo
3) Salome (although I read on Jackson's post something about no police "protection" that makes me think twice...)

I need your help here please... do these clubs have their own rooms? or do I have to go to a hotel? If so, what's the best nearby option for each? I am also waiting to see in the hotels thread if someone can answer my post about Hilton being chica friendly or not.

I visited several Sao Paulo clubs & one Santiago club around August and posted some reports back then... are these clubs in Bs. As. similar to the ones in other countries?

All comments (here or PM) are welcome and appreciated!

Also, any chance of visiting the famous WSG Mansion? How does one get to do that?

Thanks to all!

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (CNN) -- A fire in a crowded Buenos Aires nightclub has killed at least 169 people and injured 375, officials said.

The fire began about 11 p.m. (9 p.m. ET) on Thursday during a rock concert in the Republica Cro Magnon disco, in the Once section of Buenos Aires, according to a spokesman in the mayor's office.

Witnesses said there were as many as 5,000 people inside the club when the fire broke out.

Hi all, sorry to interrupt but I`m here in BA looking astonishing scenes of a mad crowd in a ¨boliche¨ that fired bengals in a closed club in ONCE, killing hundreds of very young folks and with near a thousand in hospitals. Contrasting madness of Club owners an Mayor´s officials letting a facility designed for a thousand people to house 5000 and letting people with fireworks inside!!!! On the other hand, emergency services, hospitals, ambulances seemed well trained (we must not forget that Buenos Ares suffered two major terrorist attacks). Check if our girlfriends or relatives were near or inside this place, very close to PLaza Once.

How It Started: Knuckhead's Unexpected Return

[I]Happy new year everyone!

I wanted to make this the first post of 2005 reports, although the events of this post happened several weeks earlier. For now I will make it the last post of 2004. Once Jackson creates the 2005 section I will probably move it there.[/I]

On a not too distant Saturday morning, Knuckhead found himself the very first passenger standing by the front door of a Boeing 767 that had just pulled up to the gate at Ezeiza, impatiently waiting for the door to roll up. Why the impatience, you might ask? Simple! Standing on this side of the door inside a flag carrier of a sovereign nation, Knuckhead was still “technically� in Sex Prison, whereas on the other side of the door sexual freedom awaited him. Soon the door rolled up, and Knuckhead crossed the threshold. Indeed, it was one small step for man, one giant leap for his manhood.

As he was rushing through the Jet way in order to be the first passenger at immigration and as such avoid the line, he couldn’t help being amazed by the strange sequence of events that had placed him on that very spot at that point in time. Just 15 hours earlier, that is, a mere four hours before this 11 hour flight, he did not even have the slightest idea he would be walking through this Jet way at that moment in time!

Allow me to digress backwards, just by a few hours. On the day Knuckhead boarded this flight, he had gone to work as usual, expecting to come home after work and sleep in his own bed. Sleep he did that night, not in his own bed, but rather in a comfortable sleeper seat bound for the land of happiness!! All this was courtesy of an unexpected, last minute cancellation being announced to him at about 2pm. This left him with the next 3 days off, and nothing to do. At that point he had a choice: A) Do nothing, and spend a long weekend being dragged from one meaningless suburban mall to another by his ball and chain, or B) through some devious plot get himself out of Sex prison for the same period of time. But what could he possibly arrange in a matter of only a few hours? Surely, last minute travel like this could cost an arm and a leg, well beyond his reach… or….NOT! Those accumulated frequent flyer miles came in VERY handy, and literally on a whim, Knuckhead was able to book himself on a flight bound for Buenos Aires leaving in 4 hours, using an award ticket. Total spent on the ticket= $37 (for taxes)! A few minutes later, realizing he had nowhere to stay, a frantic call was made to Saint to inquire about his options. Despite informing Knuckhead that most apartments and hotels were full, to his credit, Saint was able to make a few phone calls and in short order had him booked at Art Hotel. He drove home, packed in a frenzy (read: dumped an unrelated assortment of objects rather haphazardly in a large suitcase paying special attention not to forget his MongerPack®), and took a quick shower. Minutes later, literally with his airport taxi waiting for him at his door, Knuckhead sent an email to Roxana explaining his predicament and asking for her to arrange meetings with few old favorites as well as a few new chicas, the choice being left to Roxana herself. My friends, this last decision proved to be a smart one.

And as such, after a frenzied departure but a very restful night, he was now the first passenger standing in the immigration queue, looking at the empty boots. The officers arrived in a matter of minutes, and Knuckhead was out of Ezeiza with his bag in less than 20 minutes. Sadly, not having had enough time to request Anna, there was no cute remisera waiting to greet him with a peck on the cheeks. Instead, a very official looking, mustached remiss driver met me, or shall we say, I had to find him! He had no idea I would be getting out so fast, and therefore was not holding the card with my name up. The ride into town was uneventful, meaning exactly that: uneventful. Unlike my last few rides into town, the many religious figures plastered all over the dashboard gave me the feeling I should not discuss any mongering with this fellow, so we stuck to a completely “G� rated discussion.

I checked into [url=http://www.arthotel.com.ar/english/habitacion.html][red]Art Hotel[/red][/url] (not Art Suites), which sight unseen, turned out to be a very nice boutique hotel within 2 blocks of Santa Fe in Recoleta. The rate was $65 (U.S.) for the only room type that was available, including all taxes and breakfast. I thought it was a pretty good deal for a hotel, although not as convenient as an apartment. The rooms were tastefully decorated and the staff were very courteous as well as monger-friendly. My only complaint was that the rooms were microscopic! My particular room’s [b]height[/b] was longer than its [b]width[/b], for example.

I unpacked, and tried to hide my large suitcase somewhere in the closet to no avail. Although the room was very nice, it was so tiny that it appeared I had to hide the [b]room[/b] in the suitcase, not the other way around! After a nice shower and shave in the artsy bathroom, I descended to the lobby to check my email at the free computer. I was glad to hear that Roxana had been on the ball immediately after receiving my email last night, and had worked on my appointments as I was in the plane flying down. A quick call to mission control indicated that we were a “go� and in fact, “T minus 150 minutes� from “launch�. The “mission� was [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18056&stc=1][red] Cari[/red][/url] [s](Area-VIP photo)[/s], for $200AR per hour at 3pm, followed by [url= http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16135][red]Bany[/red][/url] at $150AR at 6pm.Since I had about 2 ½ hours before my first appointment, I decided to take a stroll down Santa Fe and perhaps have something for lunch.

Instead, I soon became sidetracked into buying a pre-paid SIM card, and ended up [url= http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showpost.php?p=326421&postcount=1272][red]re-inventing the wheel[/red][/url] in the process. Before long, I was back on Santa Fe and just realized that I happened to be standing within steps of the infamous Santa Fe 1707. “Why not�? I asked myself as I pressed the buzzer for the third floor. Cecilia, a rather pleasant late 20’s Madame, buzzed me in and opened the door. I was a little disappointed, having always had a “thing� for Soledad, the other Madame. As it turns out Cecilia works the day shift and Soledad works at nights, and I had actually never been to SF 1707 that “early� in the day before. Five chicas were presented to me in the “viewing room�, ranging from 5 to 8. The first one was [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16928][red]Paola[/red][/url] [s](photo credit: Flexible Horn)[/s], who despite not being the cutest one, gave me the best vibes as she jumped up and kissed me on the lips.

I handed Cecilia $100AR for the hour option, and Paola handed me a postage stamp sized towel for the shower. I returned to the room, and found her lying down on the bed in anticipation of Knuckhead :D. We DFK’ed for a while (not the norm for “on-site� SF 1707 sessions), and proceeded at a very deliberate pace to some mutual massage, caressing, more kissing, and finally to the main course, skipping the BJ completely (hence I can not tell you if it was a CBJ or a BBBJ). She maintained a nice grip on my instrument all the time, and after many positions I delivered my intercontinentally carried ballistic load to her in the doggie position. That having been done, my mind began to clear and I decided to save further loads for the regularly scheduled program due to commence shortly. With about 10 minutes left in the hour, I kissed her goodbye and was accompanied by Cecilia to the door after a peck on the cheek. I started walking back towards Art Hotel, knowing I had gotten off to a good start.

Once in my room, I showered again and got ready for [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18050][red]Cari[/red][/url][S](Platynum photo)[/s]. There are now a number of her photos in the [url= http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showpost.php?p=317362&postcount=908 ][red]picture gallery[/red][/url] shared by a few of our generous fellow mongers, most notably punter 127. Back at the Art Hotel, as part of the contingency planning for possible technical difficulties in following the rigorous schedule relayed by mission control, 10 mg of Cialis was consumed. Exactly at 3pm, there was a knock on my door. Considering that the choice was entirely left to Roxana and I did not have the slightest idea whom to expect, Cari’s appearance pleasantly surprised me. I was more surprised when she started to talk to me in decent English. She is a 23 year-old student (I forgot her major), takes English classes, is quite intelligent, and to top it all, is smoking hot. She mentioned that she has Lebanese roots from one side of the family and Eastern European from the other side. We proceeded to chitchat a little, but I soon realized one of the advantages of this microscopic room was that there was nowhere to sit except on one of the twin beds. This facilitated Knuckhead’s “transition� from “civilized� mode into “caveman� mode tremendously. We did a lot of caressing and light kissing, but alas, no DFK. She then proceeded with an excellent BJ. I do believe it was BBBJ, but now that it is almost two months later, my memory may be wrong. To all the BJ enthusiasts out there, please accept my apology if it turns out I was wrong on this piece of detail. I then put her on her back and took a look at her incredible [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16159 ][red]“female anatomy�[/red][/url] [s](Photo Credit: Punter 127)[/s]. I cannot begin to tell you how inviting it looked, and hence the dilemma: [I]to DATY, or not to DATY, [b]that[/b] was the question[/I]. I went for it, and the action naturally evolved into 69. For about 20 minutes we engaged in a succession of missionary and doggie positions. She subsequently jumped on top for a very inspired cowgirl ride, and then turned around for some reverse cowgirl. Friends, the image of her perfect bottom moving up and down on my instrument was thereby permanently tattooed on my retinas. That picture was as beautiful, if not more, than the smile of Mona Lisa, only without the guards at the Louvre. On second thought, I would take Cari’s butt over Mona Lisa’s smile any day of the week, as I highly doubt [I]La Gioconda[/I] would have been any good in the reverse cowgirl position. Needless to say, the reverse cowgirl did the job for me. We cleaned up, [url= http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16129][red]she dressed[/red][/url], we chatted a few minutes, and off she went after receiving her gift of $200AR with 20 pesos for cab. Although she completely ignored it, her phone (which was thoughtfully turned to “vibrate� mode) went off a few times during the session, indicating that this girl gets quite a few calls and was probably off to see another client right after me. Still, I fully recommend her, [b]if[/b] you can do away with DFK. Sadly for me, I really need this one thing to completely enjoy the action, much more so than, say, a BBBJ.

After Cari’s departure, I cleaned up a little, called Saint to set up dinner for the next day, and Captain Dave to let him know I’d be joining him in the mansion that night. I then got out of the hotel one more time and visited a local eatery called “nueve gattos� for a few very tasty empanadas. I was back in the hotel in time to receive Bany. She was late for about ½ hour, and just as I called Roxana, the front desk called me to say:� a young lady is here to see you�. Emmmm,…well, send her up! I wondered how Cari was able to come up without such a call.

Meet [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16136][red]Bany[/red][/url], 23 years old from Misiones. She had a very sweet demeanor, giving you the vibe that she feels she has won the lottery to be with you. She does not speak any English (Excellent!), and says she is a first year medical student (I do have my doubts… lots of them!). As you see, her looks are “reasonable�, but it was her sheer, raw passion (almost hunger) for sex that made her the [I]pièce de résistance[/I] of this trip. Before I could say hello, she was in my arms and jumping up and down with joy, while giving me a tonsil-tickling DFK. She was absolutely glad to be there, and it showed. Without prompting, she jumped into the bathroom and returned with very tasty lingerie. I was a little surprised at the pace the action was proceeding, but before I had a chance to think any further, she literally ripped my pants off and had my member in between her ample breasts. The feeling of warmth from her chest surrounding my instrument was wonderful, and she definitely knew how to utilize her ample assets. She then proceeded with a good (but not outstanding) BBBJ. I returned the favor with the combination of DATY and the pocket Rocket, and she went crazy, trashing around like a nymphomaniac after having a number of orgasms back to back. Then we had a little bit of an odd moment. I whipped out my own condom, and she almost begged me to use hers. I inspected the packet and once I made sure it was not tampered with, I agreed. We then decided a girl from Misiones needs some missionary. As she was having another orgasm shortly after entry, I began to take notice of how nice that particular brand of condom was (As best as I can remember under the circumstances, it had the word “Silver� written on the packet). She then tried many, many positions to get this third load of the day out of me, and was eventually successful. We cleaned up a little, and asked what I was doing later that night. I replied that since I already had plans to go to the mansion, I would be unavailable to spend time with her unless, of course, she was going to accompany me. She said she wanted to come, and asked if she could bring along her girlfriend. While she went to the bathroom, I checked with Capt Dave to make sure it was fine before agreeing. Once out of the shower, as she began to put her clothes back on, I once again noticed those huge [url= http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16139 ][red]“melons�[/red][/url]. Given that it was less than ten minutes from the third orgasm of the day, I was amazed at the immediacy with which I became afflicted with a bad case of “wood�. As any self respecting Latina in a similar situation would do, she quickly doused this flame with some superb Russian action, receiving a pearl necklace as her reward.

By this point it was 8:30 pm, and the two of us dressed up and took a taxi to Bany’s home, to pick up her “sister�. On the way, she was kind enough to explain that the girl we are going to pick up was not her real sister, but a close friend. In about 15 minutes we arrived at a typical residential apartment building in Palermo, and [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=15768][red]this girl[/red][/url] let us in [s](Photo Credit: Punter 127)[/s]. Although I had never met her before, I immediately recognized her from these and Platynum pictures as Alexia. She was very surprised to see that I “knew� her, but I said I had seen her photos on Platynum, not mentioning this site. Both girls changed, and we got into a radio taxi and left for the mansion. I found it very interesting that despite the fact that I gave the driver the exact street address to the mansion, he still acted very confused. He had to ask several times in order to locate the street. During the ride I availed myself of the fondling opportunities on both chicas, and especially Alexia.

25 minutes and 20 Pesos later, we were dropped off at the door of the mansion. I rang the bell, and Jackson himself opened the door. We entered, and the atmosphere was like one of a reunion. In addition to Jackson, Captain Dave, and other non-posting mansion regulars, I immediately spotted Flexible Horn, whom I had met in a previous trip in March, as well as Exon, standing in a corner and nursing a drink, There were about 15 mongers in total and about 10 girls in presence, so I suppose I was glad to be able to positively affect the chica/monger ratio. After some very interesting conversation with many mongers who I had the pleasure of meeting for the first time, it was time for dinner. The steak and chicken dinner was, as usual, outstanding, and the deserts were great as well. A little after the dinner I noticed a Canadian monger friend as well as Alexia were missing. A little while later both of them were spotted descending the stairs with smiles on their faces. Personally, I wanted to take Maya up for a spin (for a three-some to include Bany as well), and just as we were about to go upstairs Captain Dave gently mentioned that there were guests staying in all of the rooms, so it was a no-go for Maya. After some more conversation and after-dinner drinks, it was time for the mongers to hit the clubs. Bany and Alexia asked if I would go dancing with them, and I happily obliged.

Cabs for different groups of mongers were ordered, and ours arrived in about 10 minutes. From there, it was merely a 5-minute cab ride to a very large dance club called “Sanset�. I want to give you a web reference, but as much as I have searched, I cannot find one. However, I simply cannot believe a place that large has no web presence. In any event, after paying a $25AR entrance fee each, we went through a metal detector and entered the large courtyard. The place reminded me of the very large, 20-something dance clubs of southern California. It had 3 very large halls with live music, techno dance, and Argentine music respectively. There was a nice open courtyard with a pleasant fountain and an open-air bar. We spent about 2 hours there, essentially “bumping and grinding� between the three of us. I had such a “wood� it was literally embarrassing, let alone the fact that it was almost painful as well. Never mind the whole story above, and never mind the eventful day so far. Knuckhead just HAD to have that fourth session of the day. But alas, fate did not have this in store for him. As much as I dislike loud, smoky places, I wanted the night to run its “natural course� and for the girls to end up in my bed by default. I figured, contrary to my usual mode of action, that I would simply wait this one out.

The girls asked if I could accompany them to another dance club. By this time it was 2:30 am and I was getting tired of this perpetual “wood�; however, I wowed to myself that I would simply try being patient for once. We got in a cab and drove off to downtown. Bany and Alexia wanted to stop by their apartment first to get changed. We then drove off to another very large dance club called “[url=http://batop.8m.com/fotosmuseum.html][red]Museum[/url][/red]�. This was an interesting building with at least over 2000 hot, steaming, drunk (and probably high on something) people rubbing bodies against each other on the dance floor and on the two upper mezzanine levels. Again, this was a loud, smoky place I would not have ordinarily sought out, but it was nonetheless interesting to see how much “free� bumping and grinding was going on. We ordered a sangria type drink on their upper level, and watched the mass of humanity mingle down below. About an hour later, Alexia was finding her next catch of the day, a nice clean-cut Porteño fellow. The poor guy tried and tried, but she was only a tease. Fortunately, the guy spoke English well (and the girls spoke NONE), so I could fill him in as to what the situation was without being too obvious. To my surprise, he said “no problem, I pay�. So, I left them to their own vices, but apparently this was not going to be a fruitful customer for Alexia. Later (see future posts) I heard Alexia woke up in the arms of a Gringo the next morning.

By this time it was 5:30 am, and not only was I almost in tears due to my “wood�, but also very tired too. I then remembered why I had given up non-P4P action very, very early in my mongering career many years ago: I absolutely have no patience whatsoever for this type of suspense. As early as my teenage years, I had figured out the efficient “shortcut� and never really bothered with wasting my time with the “normal:rolleyes:� way. I do realize opinions and personal experiences vary widely on this subject, so just read this as one person’s angle.

I told Bany I wanted to go home to sleep, and she said she wanted to wait 15 minutes for Alexia and see what happens to her. Been there, done that! After 30 minutes I simply said I was going home and she could join me later if she wanted. She said she would come to my hotel 30 minutes later. Somehow I knew that wouldn’t be happening, and just smiled and left with my “wood�. It was almost 6:15 Sunday morning by this time, and not being a Dickhead I had no idea where to get laid. Consequently, I just went to my hotel and hit the sack without expecting Bany.

I took comfort in the fact that in less than 5 hours, the tried and true Maria (of Argentina Private) would be in my bed. Still it was too bad, as I really needed that fourth session of the day :(.

Knuckhead

Nice report, nicely done, and thanks for the re-cap.

Have a great year in 2005.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Excellent info. With great pictures.

[QUOTE=Knuckhead]
I unpacked, and tried to hide my large suitcase somewhere in the closet to no avail. Although the room was very nice, it was so tiny that it appeared I had to hide the [b]room[/b] in the suitcase, not the other way around! [/QUOTE]FYI,
I had a similar experience in the [url=http://www.princehotel.com.ar][red]Hotel Prince[/red][/url] in Barrio Norte (just a few blocks from the Recoleta). However, the rates at the Prince, 80 pesos per day, are much less than the Art Hotel and the Prince staff were chica friendly. It's a very nice area and convenient for short stays, IMHO. Mayra booked it for me on a relatively short notice, and got an even lower rate: [email=mayra@argentinatravelservices.com][red]Mayra Brill[/red][/email]

Hope this helps.
-Happygotlucky :)

I also think that he is a very descriptive and inspiring storyteller. If we are ever in town at the same time, I would like to hit the town with you Knuckhead. Cari is definitely in my list. Good going with that one. She beats the hell out of any of the women here in Atlanta.

Gentelmongers: I'm touched! Thank you!

I'll try to post the events of day 2 and day 3 in the next month. I wish I could do it earlier, but the writing doesn't come to me easily and it takes a lot of time.

Monger on, fellows!

Sexexploer - Great review!