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Oh yeah, and I forgot to add that Crazy Paula rang my buzzer at 8 AM Saturday morning. I told her I did not want to talk to her and she said, please, please, I need to talk to you about something. I left the receiver off the hook for a few minutes and as soon as I hung it up again, she buzzed again, repeatedly. I said: "Vete inmediatemente o llamo la policÃ*a." (Thank you, everyone who PMed me to tell me what "vamonos" meant; that was a joke and my Spanish is pretty good). That means, "go away right now or I call the police." I then went back to bed with the receiver off the hook. Glad I have a secured building and surprised the little nut case remembered my address. She asked me for my address the last time we met and I transposed the street numbers and gave a non existent apt number.
Re tailbones: Rosa MarÃ*a from Catto´s has this. Stormy gave me a long explanation of what this was all about but I forgot what it was. It isn´t very sexy in my book either.
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I posted a few posts on another board. I´ll cut and paste from the last 2 days activities.
Yo amigos. I´m really tired today. We went to a bunch of clubs last night and most of them sucked. We went to dinner in Puerto Madero at Puero Cristal which is always good. Then we hit a few downtown clubs. Ness, Hook´s, Cattos, Cuttysark. They all pretty much sucked. There might have been one or two cuties but some of them were scarey. We also hit Salome. There were two cute girls but I just wanted to show my buddy and the Rio guy the different clubs. Finally we went to Madaho´s by 12:30 AM. It was hopping. I was so dead I didn´t think I´d pull a girl out but of course some girl I was talking to was rubbing against me and I left with her. My buddy T.B.D. left with her amiga. Both were from Buenos Aires. We both had great sessions.
This morning I woke up and took my Spanish test to see which level I´d be in. The test was damn difficult so they will probably place me in some pre-intermediate course. Oh well. I´ll have time. I´m in the middle of trying to get a one year student visa so I´ll post how the process is and how it goes. So far, so good. I think with a one year student visa I´m told I can get a residency ID.
I might just rest today. I hope I the accept my offer on the one year lease. Dick Head also PM´ed me so hopefully I can hook up and meet him before I leave to Chile.
The weather is brisk but not too cold in the low 50´s during the day. The exchange rate at the casa de cambios is 2.92.
Chau.
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Don´t have a lot of time to post. The gang wanted to go back to the same restaurant as last night. Dickhead called and I invited him to dinner. We had a pretty good dinner just talking and laughing. DH was telling us about his adventures. He is a pretty funny guy. The great thing about this hobby is that not all of us have to be the same thing or go after the same girls or even pay the same prices. It´s about having fun and he certainly seems like he is having fun. Maybe too much fun?? Ha, ha. We had a nice dinner then he left us at Madaho´s as the Recoleta clubs aren´t really his scene.
Saturday nights are a LOT slower than the last few times I´ve been to BA. Madaho´s was DEAD last night. My buddy *** and Starfe pulled out two girls. I didn´t want to repeat and didn´t see anything good so I went to Black for the first time in a long time. Damn. It still has the hottest girls in BA bar none. No doubt about it. It´s 25 pesos to enter which includes your first drink. Chica drinks are from 40 to 80 pesos and you must buy one drink to pull them out. There were about 45 girls in there last night. Maybe 50. Several 8´s and a few 9´s. Many girls from Brazil and other countries. I had this spinner from Paraguay dancing in front of me and wouldn´t let me leave without her.
She asked for $300 US and then I laughed and told her I live here. I told her, ¨buenas suerte¨ and that I didn´t want to waste her time. She came back with 400 pesos. I told her 300 pesos is the maximum I could go. She quickly agreed. You MUST stand your ground here or you will be thought of as another stupid gringo. Even 300 pesos is expensive but this is the most expensive club in town so 300 pesos is probably not too bad of a deal.
She was great. Before leaving I saw this HOT Brazilian girl that I wanted to pull. My girl knew her so before she left I gave her my hotel business card with my room number. I hope she gives it to her. She was cool about it.
I know some of you think it´s insane to pay these kind of rates in South America but BA for the hottest girls really never was cheap in the high end clubs. Anyway, I had a great time. Like I said...once I live here my club days are really going to be numbered.
Today we´re going to take it easy. It´s beautiful out. My buddy, Starfe, has been seeing Area VIP girls but it has been super tough to get a hold of them. Yesterday he said that he was about ready to give up.
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Today the weather was beautiful out. Starfe and I walked around San Telmo and ate there. What a great area with terrific restaurants that are cheap. I highly recommend it. Just ask a taxi to take you to the 900 block of Defensa.
I´m just checking emails quickly before going out to eat with koofoo from the CH board. We´ve emailed a few times and he seems like a really cool guy. Since we are both going to be living down here it will be nice to make a new friend.
My buddy *** and I aren´t expecting much since it´s Sunday but we´re heading to Black after dinner. Hopefully there is some fun to be had. Damn I love this city.
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Another gorgeous day today. The weather is perfect and I don´t even need a jacket today. Last night we met up with Koofoo who is a really cool laid back younger dude. We went to a hip restaurant near his pad in Palermo. We got along great and had a lot of laughs. We went to Black after dinner and the talent wasn´t too good as expected for a Sunday. We hung out a while then I left to check out the scene at Madaho´s.
My buddy *** wanted to see if this blondie girl was at Madaho´s and she was so I called him and he came over with KooFoo. Madaho´s was dead too. We hung out a while and *** left with the blondie. I hung out with KF and then I was surprised later when my other friend Starfe stumbled in at 2:30 AM after he had sessioned with a girl.
I told him that we should go back to Black to try one last ditch effort. It was about 2:30 AM on a Sunday. There were still a lot of girls left. None were steller but worth taking. I helped him negotiate 250 pesos for 1.5 hours with a pretty girl with a great body that had a good attitude. Then I was surprised to see a girl that I picked up 2 years ago when she worked at Playwoman. 300 pesos for her and we shared a taxi back to our hotel.
Today I am signing the contract on my apartment so I feel good about that. We´ll just take it easy today and hit the clubs again tonight. Why mess with a good thing. More later.
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Exon Reporting: Comments on DickHeads post below.
DickHeads problem with this so called nut case is not unique. Ive had this problem myself several times in the past with off the wall Chica's. It seams everyone say's she gives excellent service but thats where it ends. What we Mongers must remember is the "reason we pay them is so they'l leave". "Don't call us we"ll call you", the old casting line if you will.
In time thease girls become a real problem always calling at inconvenate times wanting to see you. Asking for a date, needing money for something, just becoming a real pain in the ass.
My former favorite Carolina was one of those. She soon discovered that "Exon" was a meal ticket and the more she could command my attention the more money she made. After all as some of you remember I was financing her"Department Store", plus two kid's and Exon is alway's generious with his women.
It got to the point that if I missed her for a day or so she'd be on the phone calling, "when will I see you" and force me to tell a little white lie. And I'd always end up makeing an appointment for for the next day because I didn't want to hurt her fealings. Taking valuable Mongering time and sperm from me.
I say this because the manufacturing of sperm takes time. Therefore you don't want to waste it. If Carolina was getting all my sperm then I didn't have any for Roberta, Fabiana, Maria Paula, Angela, Miriam and others. Not to mention the need for sperm when you go cruiseing the Clubs, Cafe's and other places looking for new talent and experiences.
Therefore this is the way I handle it. Just don't give your phone number out. Take her's but don't give out your's. That way she can't call you. We Mongers must remember thease girls do this for a living. So if she thinks she's got something going with you, your going to hear from her. Also this is a very lonely occupation for thease girls and women being women will always want to bond with a man.
The above works in apartments. If the Monger is in a Hotel well of course the rules are different. She has your Hotel name and room number and course your name because you've given it to her, Well don't. At this point you must change rooms or even Hotels to get rid the of the woman.
Mongering tips from Exon
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OK Kids, Here's the last 24hrs:
It was 5pm on monday and another favorita came over for a 3 hr visit. After giving me a rash of sh*t for not calling her so she could meet me at the airport, we got down to business and she did all she could to remind me why she is "My #1 Favorita, Amogovia (whatever)". I love it when they get (or pretend to) jealous. If I didn't know any better, I would marry this girl!
Then it was time Meet DH for dinner and then lay waste to the city for my final night, at least that is what I thought before being completely drained earlier. My last meal was a return to Estilo Campo then off to Nuevo Estilo for some entertainment.
This night we arrived at NE at a more reasonable hour (11:20) when the girls were in abundance and no men were yet to be found. We order a couple beers, get a table and then DH is off to chat with Antonela & Pamela. I figure he's lining up his nightly entertainment when all of a sudden Pamela comes over to visit, then Antonela, then another blonde and then another. OK, What gives? I'm not sure what they were all saying, but suddenly I felt that "Twinge" of lust.
To my surprise, I invite Antonela and Pamela next door for a threesome and guess what, they agree. What, am I nuts? Who do I think I am? Off to next door we go and the door isn't even fully closed behind us when Pamela starts in with her kisses, fondling etc. Wow! Before I know it, Antonela is naked and takes over with her tongue down my throat and starts working her seductive ways, then during that Pamela sticks her head between us and starts in with a BJ. Somehow I'm standing there naked, I've got Antonela going high, Pamela going low, then before I know it, Pamela is on all fours on the bed and I'm doing her from behind while Antonela is still .... I think you all get the picture. This went on for an hour without stop. I tasted both, fucked both, was blown by both and .. and ...and!
I've had threesomes and I've had foursomes (3/1), but never anything like this. I don't know what DH said or did, but this was nuts. Their CBJ's were better than 90% of the BBBJ's I have ever had and their muscle control when I was fucking them, Yowser! I didn't even know I had a condom on till after I first did Pamela. When I went low on one of them, the other went high and when I went high, they went low. And when the bell rang after my hour and all was said and done, they both helped me & my wobbly knees back to NE and kissed me goodnight. I think they have done this before!
It's 1am and there is still 16 hrs left until I leave, next.
Stay tuned for more,
A Gloating Mouse
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Antonela, Pamela, Agostina (short blond waitress), and Dèborah ("Rubia," tall blond waitress) did all of this to the Mouse solely out of love and respect for me. Or maybe some money changed hands. I forget. Next time I go to NEB I am going to bang Agostina. I told her I was a defrocked priest and she said she moonlights as a nun.
BTW I did not give Crazy Paula my phone number. She rang the doorbell.
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OK, the counts at 3 and having been pinned for an hour by the "World's No 1 Tag Team", it was time to get my senses about me, have a quiet beer and think about limping home. Off to the triangle we go in search of something special for my partner. A beer at Catto's, then Hook and bingo for DH in his quest; yes, pussy does take precedent over logic in case you didn't know.
During this venture I run into an old friend (hook) who I haven't seen in my last two trips who is so happy to see me that she begins to give me her "puppy dog eyes" (hint) and seductive self in hopes of securing me for the night. I'm sorry, No Way, I'm done, but I love you anyway. DH heads home with his find and I return to Catto's to chat with some friends and enjoy the Brahma they just got in for us. You know it can be a lot of fun when you can just sit, talk and enjoy their company when the pressure of sex is off.
Now it's getting to 3am and I'm getting drunk and that "Twinge" is starting again. What? You've got to be kidding! So I go back to Hook to find my friend and she is on her way out. Sorry she says, I can't tonight, but I will call you in the am. So why am I insulted? Must be that ego thing.
Not being one to take no for an answer, I return to Catto's to snare a local who's company I had been previously enjoying. A couple more and off we go to my hotel for the night. I know I must be running on fumes, but who cares. Another Jackpot TLN who's oral massage was a first and a blessing since it's probably the only way I was getting off. Another round in the morning before she left and it was time for a quick lunch with DH before packing.
OK, the count is at 4, lunch is great and there is 3 hrs left till taxi time. Guess what? I get that "Loving Twinge" again. What is wrong with me? This not right! At my request, DH calls Puppy Dog Eyes and tells her I'd like her meet me at 2:30. A knock at 2:25 and off we go again: We're here, we're there, we're doing this, we're doing that and I'm beginning to understand what it means by not being able to finish. She won't have that! Knowing that time is running out, she positions us both for the ultimate finish, and what a finish it was. Thankyou Yessica, I guess that's what happens when someone knows you well. Now I know why I love this place!
The count's at 5, the Mouse is done and I have a grin that still hasn't gone away. Thankyou Cialus, definitely the best 24 hrs of my life. I guess we get lucky sometimes.
I lost my Virginity at Nuevo Estillo (couldn't think of a better way) and lost my virginty with a bus ride (DH even paid the 80 centavos). DH may be a Dickhead, but not a Cheap F*ck and definitely a great cook (according to Yessica & Stormy).
Thankyou BA for another momentus adventure and memories that will last forever. You can rest now because the Mouse is gone for at least .... a month maybe.
What are you going to do when I spend next winter (ours) there?
MM
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Esmeralda 847 12th Floor Apt H (4314-0749)
The madam "Amanda" buzzed me in and we chatted about the services (she does not speak English). I was given my choice of 5 chicas. 50 per half hour, 100 per hour. I opted for 2 chicas (half hour -80 pesos total). I truly only wanted a massage but "extras" were offered - 30 pesos for BJ and 50 for FS. I declined. I chose Celeste and Gilda - both from Paraguay (both pictures can be found on the link below).
The massage was great. The chicas were very attentive and the atmosphere was superb (massage table, candles and soft music). For a bit of an escape I recommend this place.
Website - www.brisamasaje.com.ar
Stay Safe,
The Pirate
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Hi All,
Have been a member for about 10 months but mostly just reading and learning about BsAs from all of your experiences.
I plan to be making my first trip to BsAs 9/27 for about 8 nights and am wondering if there are any mongerers that will be there during that time. I cannot wait to make this trip! Been dreaming about it for almost a year and plan to make it a yearly event at a minimum.
Interested in hooking up with some of you while I am there. Also, for those in BsAs, if you need anything from the states that is lacking in Argentina, I am willing to bring it for you. Just let me know.
After I do a search for specific topics in this forum, will probably have some questions to ask of you.
Stowe
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With apologies for being on this occasion an asker rather than an informer:
I am thinking of branching out from my Lisbon-London routine and doing some mongering in Bs As, a city I lived in for three years in the 80s. I was married in those days, but no such fetters will hold me if I can get among the Porteñas this September.
Two questions:
1. Can anyone tell me where to find Spanish-language web forums where the local men discuss pay-for-play chicas? Not that the information here isn't brilliantly abundant, but it would also be interesting to have a local view.
2. Jackson's website and parties "for American men in Argentina" - are they also open to those who hail from George W Bush's island colony just off the NW coast of Europe? I am fairly civilised and speak fluent Spanish and decent Portuguese.
Thank you in advance to anyone who may find time to reply, and if any Bs As mongers ever come to Lisbon, I am at their service,
Mur
[blue]Damn, I guess I'm going to spend the rest of my life apologizing for a mis-statement.
Here it is again:
I apologize.
I made a mistake.
I did not mean to suggest that the Mansion was exclusively for Americans.
I did not mean to suggest that citizens from other countries were not welcome.
I only meant to convey that there were several aspects of the Mansion's operation (airport pickup by an English speaking driver, a secure controlled environment, translation services, pre-approved chicas working for previously agreed compensation rates, preplanned city excoursions, etc.) that were specifically intended to assist first-time visitors who may have little or no experience in traveling to foreign countries and/or engaging in the sport of commercial sex.
Please forgive me!
Jackson[/blue]
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"Now I lay me down to sleep,
Some unknown hooker at my feet.
But if I should die before I wake,
There ain't much here for her to take."
Henry Wadsworth Dongfellow
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Dickhead
You have the soles of a poet.
Ferolga
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As a first time poster, I'll do the customary, nay obligatory, thanking of the longtime contributors who have provided so much information. I'm thinking here of Dickhead, Exon, Saint, Mr Mouse, and the many, many others in this and the other boards. The greatest appreciation of all goes of course to Jackson for hosting the whole thing.
Now to my first, tiny contribution: Assuming Dickhead wasn't joking when he wrote:
"I declined and finished doggy style which the Brazilian at Maipú referred to as 'cuatro'; never heard that before."
This was a lesson I learned on my first trip to Bs As. I had learned in Mexico to say "como el perrito" or "en estilo de perrito" when I wanted my favorite position. I was almost laughed off the bed by the first Argentine lady I mentioned it to.
Andres may know better, but I think "cuatro" is short for "el cuatro" or "las cuatro patas", which is basically "on all fours", and I've found it universally understood in the southern cone.
Incidentally, conversations like this are great icebreakers with non-pros. You set up a sort of conspiritorial attitude and put her in the right frame of mind when you tell her that you didn't learn this stuff in class and you don't feel right discussing it with your business associates, etc.
Come to think of it, this post might have been better put in the Spanish phrases section. Oh well, maybe this can be my obligatory newbie first-post mistake.
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Has anyone heard of or visited Club Blue? I was taken there last year by a cab driver and, while I normally don't accept the recommendations of the taxistas, this was a new place for me, so I went there.
I was the only customer in the place on a Sunday night. There were about six chicas, who got up to dance when I entered. I ended up taking two of them to the "hotel" next door for $ar400. They tried to charge another 60 pesos for the room, but I had just enough to get back to the hotel, so they forgave the room fee.
Anyway, one chica had a 9+ body, 6 face, but the other had a gorgeous face -- together they were a 10 -- and the action was great.
However, I still don't know where it is and I've never seen it mentioned on this board.
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Recap of BA
Well, I left the fine city near the end of June and not much more to really report on. I had talked to DH a few times but we never did manage to meet up, except that I realized later one Friday night it was the back of his head I saw as his face was snuggled into some chicas neck at Cattos at the bar. (Hook was absolutely dead that night, I could not believe it.) I did take out a tall Portena of Russian/German heritage that night named Barbrah. She was not spectacular or that beautiful, but following the old adage that if they are all over you at the club, why not? She did the right moves in the bed. (For you other guys who were w/ DH that night, I had the table at the far front corner of the dance floor; not a bad spot for sight and smell dance shows.)
Now here is something of a disadvantage to being in an apartment that I discovered this time. I was staying with another guy in a 2 bedroom in Palermo. One AreaVip gal would not come over because she felt it would be too dangerous until she met you first. So I went to her place, nice pad, nice gal, but too expensive for me for a repeat. She did say she would go to my apartment next time. Her place is only a 20 minute walk from where I was. Then, I talked 1 gal from Madaho, (who was a little reluctant, wanted a telo), and the one from Cattos, to come to the apartment, w/ taxi return money. Keep in mind I was also with my buddy who did not make selections those nights. Well, the look on both their faces when they entered the apartment could only be described as part fear, part apprehension and part 'do I carry on or not'. (Maybe it was the ulgy bright paint on the walls!) This, even though it was previously explained that there were 2 bedrooms, don't worry, before they came. Obviously some of these gals have heard or been in dangerous apartment situations in the past.
As I said previously, Nuevo Estilo is a great place to go. I am not one to enjoy the short timers ussually, (I need a looong runway), but for a little variety, no hassle/low cost atmosphere with a truly fine line up, it is a great. Antonella was too busy the times I went, once DH had described to me who she was. A great looking bubbly, tall, pony-tailed dark haired girl was busy with some guy the moment she came in. I did try one other, and the tall and short blondes, (one being Deborah) may have to be on the menu next time.
Other then that, did 3 all night dancings and a few dinners with a favorita. I caught one of their tricks to being up so late; they mix many of their drinks, and drink straight, these cans of 'speed' which probably has the kick of 6 coffees per can. DH, we will get together next time.
MAG
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After Friday's excesses I did not monger until Tuesday. After much debate over who should get the next load, I called the gal whom I don't remember taking home the previous weekend. She is now my "gata salvaje." And, I found out I did NOT take her out of Catto's but rather Ness. No wonder the favorita never found out. Anyway, she is the first gal I have taken out of Ness and I must say I'm quite satisfied. Two shots, three hours, no discussion of money, 130 pesos and a merienda at Madeleine's. She did not even look at the money.
Then the favorita came over after work. She told me she was ovulating and therefore horny. Bueno. Of course, first I had to feed her. She tried American style ham and scrambled eggs a few weeks back and now begs for them constantly. Fine, that is one of the easier tricks in my repertoire. Sex was good but then she thrashed around in the bed all night. I have been teasing her and telling her she is a "gusanito" or little worm but it is really kind of annoying. She finally woke up at 2:30 PM and rushed off without giving me any more sex. That's the second time in a row so I told her if she was going to spend the night she had to give me sex in the morning or I would not give her 150 pesos any more but rather 100. She just shrugged. She is very nice but can easily be replaced.
Last night mongering Argentinean style with Andres, Jackson, Pirate, and B. We drove out to the suburb of Ramos Mejia but the upscale place Andres wanted to visit was closed. So we went to the downscale alternative, Balabac. 10 peso entry includes one drink. Jackson was dumbfounded when his one drink consisted of a murky brownish liquid alleged to be Coke while the rest of us got large 60 cl beers. Quilmes, though. I hate that stuff. Girls were largely ugly with a few doable ones, but quite pushy. We left after one drink to go to Dolys.
Again 10 peso admission includes one drink, and again those drinking beer got a 600 cl Quilmes. This place does bachelor send off similar to NEB so we were first treated to the sight of some Argentinean guy's uncircumcised dick. Bueno. I have been to this place once before and I kind of like it. Subsequent beers are 7 pesos which is quite reasonable for 60 cl of absolute swill. The girls are not pushy and many are quite doable. So doable, in fact, that members of the party began evaporating. 50 pesos the half hour includes the room, or 60 if you want a room with a Jacuzzi. I was in semen saving mode, a la Exon, so did not partake. But I certainly will return here and partake at some unknown future date.
Then to Salome which was packed and loud and rocking and rather fun IMO but the gal I was looking for wasn't there. Some very cute blonds could easily have been done but I was telling them I was married and just there to translate. Beers here were 10 pesos and they charge you that to sit at a table even if you don't have a drink. I think that is okay because there is no cover. They are just normal sized glasses of beer, though. Nobody had the desire to do anybody, although many there were quite nice. Home to bed around 4:15. A good time was had by all. Thanks, Andres, for the ride and guide.
