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Chopper, you must have misunderstood them at Catto's. Anyway I just dumped two loads into Rafaela before she headed off there so anyone who kisses her tonight will be gobbling my goober. And no, she did not shower afterwards. 120 pesos. She had offered me a discounted BJ if she could just come by and get her perfume but since she was a scout and coaxed out another load I gave her the same as last time. Oh and actually if you want to kiss her tonight I did not come in her mouth. Really. Suerte.
Chopper,
Do not feel that bad about Whiskeria. If you could only had read
my report on that place; you are not the only one. In fact, I fear
for my life when that monster came to the table and told me I
had to pay, he even wanted to get into my wallet, when I told
him did not have any more pesos, he ordered me to pay in US$
and believe me did not have a choice.
Exon-You reports alone make the WSG a place I wouldn't want to miss. Where else can a woman go from the best lay to the biggest ***** in a mere day? Don't let them tie you down. I think you should hang out with Dickhead more, he'll keep you out of serious trouble.
RE: DFK
Due to bad breath, smoking and possibly multiple loads taken that day, I always insist that they brush or at least use the mouthwash that I bring with me. Most do it with out asking and none have declined my request.
Makes me feel a bit better to DFK a clean and minty mouth!
Yes, very important to always carry breath mints and have toothbrushes available. I go through about 2-3 packs of Tic Tacs per week and buy 4-5 toothbrushes a week. It's also advisable to carry some chocolate at all times to give to those chicas that you want to take out at some future date but not that night, or to those you have taken out before but might not want to take out that particular night. Also carry moist towelettes; try to steal them from hotels and airlines whenever possible. Stuff your pockets with paper towels. Carry an extra comb and have some new ones available in your room. Save hotel size bottles of mouthwash and refill them from a larger bottle, and carry that too. Also put packets of jam and honey in your jacket pockets.
Yum. Monger on.
Dickhead,
Good advised ... BTW, now days they sell small kits containing
all the necessary toiletry for those ocassions as described by
OTH, also Altoids can help a lot.
Chopper:
It would be a great idea to create a section called "Rip-Off places" under the Argentina directory. The first entry would be the wiskerias around Corrientes and Esmeralda (places that I warned not to visit several times before, but that info is hidden beneath hundreds of messages).
An advice: NEVER say "mi español es poco" to a bouncer, because it is an invitation to rip you off. Any person will figure it out after you pronounce a few words, so it's no use to say so.
Hope this helps.
Andres
Andres and Alboroto,
I agree with your suggestion that there should be a section on rip off places. Maybe it can be called the Shame file. I hope Jackson will create such an item to help warn out of towners as the information is otherwise buried under many posts.
Dickhead, I can ensure you that I did not misundertand what was said to me in English at Catto´s. Maybe there is a maverick doorman/barman in the place, but it is a worrying sign. I´m sure they wouldn´t try that sort of behaviour on regular such as yourself.
On a much brighter note
Last night I went to Hook. I arrived just before 10 PM and there was only one girl there at that point. I sat by myself away from the bar and more girls arrived and sat at the bar end. I just sat back and enjoyed my beers and checked out the chicas as I could (not easy from where i was sitting).
Eventually I caught the eye of a petite and young looking 21 y.o. lArgentinean lass, Nadia. By the time I left I had about 5 or 6 cervezas and bought her a couple of glasses of Champagne for which I paid less than 80 pesos. By this time the place was starting to fill up.
I took her for the night for 250 pesos. As soon as we got to the room the french kissing started. She was however was nervous about getting paid so I reassured her by showing her the colour of my money. With this reassurance she relaxed and we went through a vertable packet full of condoms by noon today (Although i can´t say that I came that many times - Cialis tends to do that to you). I was going to leave Argentina today for Uruguay or brazil but have now put those plans back for a day as I will be with Nadia again tonight.
Thanks to Nadia my faith in Argentina as a valued mongering destination has been restored.
Happy mongering
Chopper
Altoids will burn your Jones off. [b]Not[/b] recommended if BBBJ is on the menu.
Chopper,
I had Johanna on my last trip too. She has a great body, and provided damn good service to me also, except she owned up to being 32 to me, my guess is add maybe a couple more. That body has taken her around the world, glad to see she has made a stop in BA.
BTW, I went home last night after another 12hr work day (hate all you lucky bastards in BA right now), flipped on the tube to watch the "Amazing Race", and guess where most of the show took place...right in the heart of Recoletta. Thankfully the BA scenes took place during the day, so no mongers were spotted.
EZE :)
Apartmens in BA and suburbs
I visited the following apartments during this week (no action, though):
1) Sarmiento 1828 1º A
Run-down place (as fas as for decoration). Good attitude from the receptionist, 2 girls available (Lorena, a so-so petite girl, and Cami, a nice but average girl, pointed out as the number 1 girl of the place due to attitude). ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$40 the hour. May come back to check it out again (best time to go: 1PM to 3 PM)
2) Sitio de Montevideo 1016, Lanus (Southern suburb).
Very discreet and clean place, but girls are not beautiful. 4 were occupied and 3 free, none of them above 5 on my scale. Given that it takes 30-60 minutes to get there by car during the day, it may not be worth to visit the place. ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$50 the hour.
Both places open 24 hr.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Andres,
My experiences have told me that even if you speak Spanish,
those heavyweight bouncers or ladies, as soon they heard
your accent, they know you are tourist and the ripped starts.
I considered myself a well traveled person, but have fear for
my life as I was at Whiskeria ... Believe me, if this heavyweight
bouncer have told me to give him my wallet, probably would
It was a very scary experience.
I will resume posting about my June visit to Bs. As., after having been interrupted by a two week trip to the great Northwest. Check future reports on the Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland boards if interested.
I definitely should have stayed in Argentina all summer. Fortunately, I did take copious notes to keep my memory fresh.
I want to comment on the best place that I found to buy Viagra in Bs. As. It is the previously mentioned Farmacia Azul at Av. Cordoba 533, just 1/2 block north of the Cafe Orleans.
No prescription necessary, of course, with prompt and friendly service, and all credit cards accepted. The best bargain is the red generic sildenafil, under the name brand "Magnus."
You can buy ten 50 mg pills for AR$48, but it is better to buy the 100 mg size for AR$65. Most of you mongers can cut them in half and get 20 doses that come out to only US $1.10 each, less than 10% of the cost in the states.
The new Levitra and Cialis were not bargained priced (no generics yet, I guess), so I passed on those.
I can attest that the generic Viagra works perfectly fine, no need to pay more for the name brand. The next paragraph is not to boast, but only to give testimony to how effective the assist was from the little pill.
My favorite chica told me my cock was "resistente," which gave me pause because I certainly wasn't resisting her at all. She assured me that it means "virile, hardy, strong." Later I saw that my Spanish/English dictionary agreed, so I felt better. Another chica dubbed me the "Incredible Hulk."
I'm not used to those kind of comments, so either their Argentine manners include inflating a gringo's ego, or this stuff really works. I have no doubt that it is the later.
DB