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I decided to do some window shopping, as a new monger friend convinced me to go to Black with him. A banker from Nicaragua, money is no object to him, and he quickly picked out his favorite 21 year old cutie and split.
I was just going to take a walk or two around the place, when I noticed a drop dead gorgeous blonde, a true Marilyn Monroe clone. She was surrounded by four men, so I figured there was no harm in looking. I watched her for a while, becoming more smitten, until I took a moment to visit el bano.
I made a wide arc on my way out the door to head back to my hotel and shot one last look around the place. Behold, there she was sitting all alone at the bar, looking even more fetching than before. Perhaps it was an omen, I convinced myself.
What would it hurt to chat a bit? Really, now?
Plenty, as I would find out.
She turned up the charm and was all over me. Celia, from Brazil, spoke excellent English, which I have read is a bad sign. But she was just so damn perfect looking that I simply buckled at the knees. Damn, am I weak!
She wanted $200 American to come to my room. At least I had the presence of mind to bargain her down to $125, but she also got me to pay for two drinks on top of that. She wrapped a bright red coat around her skimpy black halter dress and we were off.
At the hotel she agreed to pose for the obligatory photo with me. Tuliman, my night doorman, had learned quickly that it was his job to get a clear picture, in-focus and close-up, to earn his two pesos. Celia was still exuberant at this point (my money wasn't in her purse yet), and she grabbed me and tongued me deep for the snapshot. Tuliman snickered, knowingly, perhaps.
Once in the room, money exchanged hands, and I saw the beast within come out. She didn't like my condoms, my lubricant, my bed, or my music. Above all, she clearly didn't like me. She became nasty, barking orders, making rules, I guess she thought I should feel forever fortunate that she would grace my presence for only $125.
After a short, mechancial CBJ, she would only get on top for sex, tired quickly, and insisted on finishing me off with a hand job. "It's just my job," she said, without any sense of pride or work ethic whatsoever.
By then I realized that if I held out for what I had overpaid for, I would end up with nothing at all. I had best accept what a fool I was. As soon as I came I immediately asked her to leave, the only chica who I didn't appreciate enough to walk down to the taxi. "Just get the hell out."
Everyone here was right, and I am stupid. Stay away from Black, as there is so many friendlier woman and much better value for the money everywhere else in Bs. As.
DB
[blue]Hi DB,
You could have also have discovered her true personality and avoided the worthless scene if you have followed this simple rule:
NEVER PAY FIRST
If you had insisted that you were going to pay when the session was finished, she would have turned pissy when she discovered your resolve not to pay in advance, whereupon you could have escorted her back to Black (remember, you are a gentlemen) and had another drink and possibly have left with another chica.
BTW, The reason you would always escort a malcontented chica back to the club is to protect your reputation. If she goes back alone, she'll tell everyone who will listen (managers, other chicas, etc.) that your ripped her off. If you return with her, she can't make that story stick.
BTW #2, I'm not suggesting that paying first will always result in a bad experience, but every bad experience I've ever had ALWAYS included me paying first (see the 1707 Sante Fe section). Personally, I'd rathger lose out a small percentage of otherwise good sessions as a consequence of avoiding the large percentage of inevitable bad sessions.
Just stand your ground. Remember, you're the man.
Jackson[/blue]
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Oh Christ. This is ridiculous. 250 is way too much to pay at Hook whether you speak Spanish or Swahili, even it it is toda la semana, and nobody in history has ever paid a 110 cover at Catto's. Or any cover. There is no cover there and never has been. And I am obviously not a native speaker of Spanish and I have not run into any "killer bouncers" and if I do I will give them a "moon gotcha."
Do you guys who know about the board [b]read[/b] the fucking board before you come here??????
Frustrated with these types of mongers :<(
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Alboroto:
I agree that people try get advantage from visitors anyway. However, saying upfront (without any previous question) "Yo hablo poco español" or similar is translated as "I have no clue of this place, please tell me what to do or how much to pay". That is, by saying that the bouncer or the lady can take the initiative to set prices.
Andres
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Alboroto, that situation in the Whiskeria was simply an inexpensive lesson for you personally and for the rest of us generally. No harm done, and only a few dollars lost. Laugh about it, I say.
-Uncle Otto
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What's going on down there?
I think all of Exon's ex-girlfriends have united to put him down because we haven't heard from him lately.
And DH has a TLN Favorita from every club in the triangle and is doing strangers from Catto's! Doesn't sound like Love to me!
I think I might have to make another trip to investigate this matter and make sure everyone is ok.
The first week of august is looking good,
MM
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So my post of last night was a bit harsh and I have apologized to Chopper. I did see that he didn't pay the 110 "cover" but I was there that night and it was the same doorman as always so it is strange. Plus I don't think that the doorman there speaks English. Maybe a tout was trying to pull a fast one when the doorman wasn't there.
Anyway I was in a bad mood when I posted it because of the following experience at Nuevo Estilo. I decided to do takeout after being informed by Jackson that it is indeed available despite rumors to the contrary. This "Turqa" or something like that is always hanging around and she has a larger body which I was in the mood for after doing so many skinny favoritas and colegialas. We agreed on "between 100 and 150 depending on the time" and went to my apartment. It was 3:15 when we left and I assumed she wouldn't have to go back. When we got there she called someone, presumably Nuevo Estilo, and gave them the exact address including apartment number. Then she wanted to be paid first but did not put up much of an argument when I refused.
CBJ, sex, more CBJ, more sex. Pretty good. She spent 50 minutes there, but only about half an hour in the cama what with having a beer and washing up before and after. Maybe 35 minutes tops. So I offered 120 and she is saying, no that is half an hour and an hour is 200. Bullshit. We negotiated 100-150 and this is right in the middle (I didn't have another 5 or 10, only hundreds). So she says she thought I meant half an hour. I said, well then why would I have negotiated a price that depended on the time spent? She starts saying that all the other girls get 200 an hour and of course this reminds me of my experience with tall blond waitress De'bora. So I say look I have fucked most of the better gals in there and I've never paid 200 and always 150 and that is for a full hour with no drinks or messing around. Anyway, I gave her 150 after a trip to the ATM and said if we do this again we will specifically negotiate time AND money, but we probably won't do this again. Taxi money requested and refused. Then she called (NEB??) again to say she was leaving so I guess she had to go back even at 4:30 which made no sense to me.
I think I will only go there on Wednesday, early, for free pizza, free admission, and only do Antonela. Blond waitress Agostina kept telling me how much she wanted to go with my tall Australian friend but was insisting on 200. That place is too expensive for pussy. I'll take the bus there, drink early, get horny from the show, and pull pussy from elsewhere. Been disappointed in everyone but Antonela although not terribly so. I admit she is a tough act to follow.
I've had good success in the triangle without negotiating all the details in advance but it isn't working for me at NEB.
PS Mouse no TLN from Hook's. I did invite Sandra to spend the night once back in March, the first time I ever did that, but she said the bed in the Marbella was too small. Also not going to do TLN with the favorita from Catto's any more. She is too hard to sleep with.
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Dear fellow mongers familiar with Buenos Aires:
Does anyone know if its possible to get Cialis or Levitra without prescription in drug stores?
If so, what's the price?
Are there generic versions and are they safe?
Thanks
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Exon Reporting: Was out with DickHead last night after changing Hotels to hide from Carolina. Yes it was Nuevo Estilo and free pizza night, even Jackson showed up.
Lot of cuite pies in there but I´d been drained twice already, really almost three times. I wouldn´t let the girl finish me off with the hand job durning the Massage earlier in the day. I opted to save the sperm for Feranada´from Cafe Orleans at the Hotel Horazonte.
Then on my way home I run into blond Caroline at Cafe Excerda of all places. (Mouse you know her) Anyway I kept saying no and we ended up at my Hotel for a session anyway. thease girls just will not take no for answer.
Id been doing Maria Paula at the Dazzler and had to move as you might remember because of Carolina, and mentioned it to Maria, not Carolina but I was moving.. I casully told her I might move into the De Las Americs just up the street. Guess what ?, Im eating, no, drinking coffee its 9:30 in the morning and Maria Paula walks into the dinning room looking for me.
Its 8:30 at night and Ive just gotten rid for her. Im all fucked out for the day, for we´ve been fucking all day except for lunch. So now Im headed for Recoleta and dinner.
Exon
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BTW blond Carolina is known as the "ball washer" and if you want to see her call Orleans and ask for Carolina #4.
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Peter P:
The answer is a resolute Yes. It has been covered many times before. See [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=197501#post197501][red]here[/red][/url], for example. The second pharmacy I mentioned in the post is closer to Recoleta.
Happy mongering.
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Peter P.
The pharmacy at the North end of Puerta Madera will take care of you. Packages of 4 is what you are looking for.
Aahh, Carolina #4 the Ball Washer (my nickname I believe) and you're right, she doesn't give up and goes until your batteries run out. She is not a young hard body, but her passion & enthusiasm are exceptional.
Bennie,
You obviously haven't spent time with Antonela (& Pamela).
I think I'm beginning to miss this place,
MM
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Absolutely sage advise, Jackson.
You are dead right on, as I learned the hard way. It bears repeating, so I am taking the liberty of quoting you:
"NEVER PAY FIRST"
I definitely agree that it is worth losing out on a few sessions to avoid the big ripoffs. I will follow your advise and hope this inspires other to do so also. Thank you!
DB
