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Uncle Otto,
You are correct, my life is worth more than US$60.00,
again, even if the bouncer had asked for more $$$,
there is no question in my mind: I would had give it
to him. After left the place walked another block or
two and stop at the bank for more pesos, of course
not for Whiskeria.
Andres,
Wish I could fake my Spanish, however, its my
native language ... but thanks for the suggestion.
Fellow Mongers,
Beware ... MM is cuming in August. therefore,
try to get as much pussy as you can.
Peter P.
Read this report I posted on El Salvador Forum, BTW even
thou I bought two boxes have not try it as yet.
Super D, Lawyer & Cptease,
Read this message from a fellow monger. I am going to Argentina
soon; however, the price its not the one that appears on the
message. PM if you are interested. Presently I do live in
El Salvador. I believe do have the right price, since I bought
some for a fellow monger who live in the US.
Alboroto/Sweet Lou
After getting that squared away it was time to go find some vitamin V or similar. Here is a good find...
533 Cordoba near St Martin is Farmacia Azul del Pacifico.
There I purchased 20 50mg tablets of sildenifil for 56 pesos.
Forget the brand name..its a red and white box. After 2 nights of usage both D Rock and I can attest to its working!
Peter P and Fellow Mongers,
Lets get down to business ...
Here is the complete information of my buying:
Sildenafil Sandoz
50 mg
20 Comprimidos
I bought two boxes for ar$ 180.00, paid with
Credit Card, perhaps thats why paid that much.
Listen to Roxana, guys. She knows of which she speaks.
While taking Roxana's city tour (highly recommended, see my post under Roxana's section), we discussed the internet girl that she had scheduled for me the following night. Roxana said that at US$100, she was much more expensive than most and wondered why I would be willing to pay that much.
I pulled out the photos of Morena from:
http://www.buenosairesmodels.com/morena.html
"If she is really this girl, Roxana, I would pay any price. She's my perfect dream girl. If she is really this girl."
Roxana was a bit stunned, and joked "if she does look like this, I would want to do her myself!"
Roxana assured me that the agency promised that it was definitely the girl in the photos (I had instructed her to ask). However, she thought the girl looked just too perfect and photos too professionally done, and wondered if it could really be true.
The next night I eagerly awaited the call from the hotel desk that announced that "Senorita Morena" had arrived. I hustled downstairs, caught my breath, and tried to look cool and collected. I needed to calm the adrenaline so as to be still my tell-tale heart.
I looked around the lobby for my perfect beauty. Finally, I gave up. I asked the desk clerk where Senorita Morena was.
"Standing right here" he said as he motioned to the girl within two feet of me. I immediately knew that she wasn't the chica in the photo.
Not bad, though. Although the eyebrows were a bit heavy. Then the longer I gazed at her, it struck me that she was certainly attractive. Definitely first class. Yes, she was lovely.
Not a perfect ten face, although maybe a seven, perhaps even an eight.
I was trying to decide how I would tell her that I was going to take a pass.
At that very moment, perhaps sensing my hesitation, she sprung into action. She unbuckled her jacket and leaned against the pillar, showing me an absolutely wonderful pair of tits, and revealing plenty of flesh at the midriff of her tiny, smooth abdomen.
No, it wasn't the perfect ten body I had ordered up, but damn, if it wasn't a nine!
These chicas really know how to fuck with your head, don't they?
The generic viagra was already coursing through my loins and the the sight of those tits caused the hulkster to grow.
My wallet wanted to turn her away, but my manhood wouldn't let me. I am so damn weak that the wallet always seems to be on the losing end of these battles.
Up to my room, and quickly into the session. I learned her real name was Miriam, and she was very pleasant, and very amenable to all of my desires. Energentic DFK, proficient BBJ, followed by intense prolonged sex in several different postions.
Next I had her lay on her side between my knees while I pumped and fucked her perfect tits. Miriam was thoroughly submissive as I came between her soft, full mounds, and even giggled as she wiped the overspray from her cheeks.
When she realized that I had shot most of my wad into her hair, she let out a gasp. But she immediately regained her composure, cleaned herself up, and handled it very professionally. Not another whimper.
We then engaged in conversation for the rest of the hour. She told me that her goal was to get out of the business before this year is up and start her own designer handbag company. (Shades of Monica Lewinsky?)
Miriam was excited that on Sunday she was doing a fashion shoot for a magazine (something Azul, if you locals care to look for it). She needs a little practice though, as she blinked during the first three photos that I shot of her, before I was finally able to snap one with her eyes open.
Overall, I found her personality to be pleasant, charming, and fun. I did like this chica!
My only disappointments were two, but they are BIG ones: 1). She wasn't the girl in the picture, and I hate a bait and switch; and 2). At US$100, she was severly overpriced.
Nonetheless, I had my chance to turn her down. As weak as I am, I did decide to spend the hour with her. I guess that's on me.
Upon retuning to the US, I showed the pictures of each of my partners in Bs. As. to my female buddy here. My friend selected Miriam as the prettiest and sexiest of them all. I don't agree, placing her fourth. However, the point is that Miriam is without question a beautiful, sexy, classy woman.
But she still wasn't the Morena pictured on that website!
DB
Vitamin V:
This last trip, I was walking around Palermo and thought I should get some V and 3 pharmacies would not sell without an Rx, (I think one said just have it faxed here, and one was FarmaCity so I was not too hopefull anyway). About a year ago, I had no problem at a pharmacy near or on Florida, where I asked, and he pointed to placard right on the counter, showing the prices for various mg's and # of tablets.
So, as I do not have the opportunity to go to the centro area for V shopping these days, can anyone give some places in Palermo where an Rx is not required?
Thanks,
MAG
Vitamin V:
There is a pharmacy on the corner of Rodriguez Peña and Vicente Lopez (or Guido) in Recoleta where I bought generic Sildenafil without problems in March this year. Don't remember the exact price, but cheap.
It is nearly across the street from a Norte Supermarket. There also is a FarmaCity in the area, NOT that, this is only good to buy cellphone recharges!
El Alemán
I just went to Farmacia Azul in Co'rdoba 533 and there is good news and bad news. Bad news is the 20 x 50mg sildenafil in the red box is now 60 pesos instead of 56 as reported earlier. The good news is a hefty 15% cash discount brings it down to 51. (edit: expiration date is Nov '05)
That should last me a long time as I only use 25 mg. and even so I rarely use it. I think I've only gone through 5 tabs in 6 weeks. Buying 100 mg tabs might be significantly cheaper for those who use 50 mg. I meant to price those but I forgot. Sorry.
This stuff should probably go in the General section from now on.
Dickhead,
Perhaps if you pay cash, you get the discount.
We should make sure to mentioned to our fellow
mongers, since I paid more with Credit Card. Also,
another tip: Make sure to check the expired date.
Mine are good until May 2005.
Anybody in the US want/need some, PM me
as I am leaving this coming Monday to the US.
Exon Reporting: Ok I got rid of Maria Paula about 8:30 and was in Recoleta for dinner about 9:00. After a couple Beefeaters, a bife de lomo with freedom fries and a dobla Muchins cafe creama for desert. I headed for affair, (the only club in Recoleta with value), the door man knew me so there was free admission.
Saw a nice gal by the name of Sylvia and got to chatting. As I looked over on the next bar stool there sit Lezeta. Now for those of you that don´t remember she is the girl that fiucked up Jacksons bed with the " PERIOD ". Well I was in the process of telling Sylvia the story and Lezeta was sitting there smiling and in walked Jackson. So they finally got to meet.
Anyway, sinced I was all fucked out from doing Maria Paula all day I passed on Sylvia after Jackson left with a little tart, $125 peso´s, and headed for black.
Black was jamed with Chica´s. Theres a Chica in their I really want to do. A come fuck me drop dead gorgeous blond I met on my last trip. I want to do this chick so bad I don´t care what the price is, so Im glad I was all fucked out and could pass on her.
Well my real purpose was to see an old friend, Clauda, whom I´d spent a week with on my first trip to B.A. just after 9-11-01 when a peso was a buck.
"Hola" Exon she says and "buy we a drink". Course and eighty pesco´s latter I have her phone number. I know, I know I spent less money buying DickHead and the Aussie dinner the other night than for Clauda´s drink, but Clauda is especial por mi. I can fuck her for $150 peso´s but not by pulling her out of Black.
Well anyway so much for Black. I got what I wanted, Clauda´s phone number, I was getting a bit tired so it was off to Cafe Excedra for a night cap and a look around.
Excedra was packed, Ive never seen so many chicas in their. There must have been at least fifty girls in there.´Well I sat down at table with two of them and orderd tea for the three of us. Amazing every woman in the place wanted to join us. Probably because I ws an Americano and looked like a pegion and of course I was buying.
Anyway I was offered everything by everybody. The best deal was a dobla for $100 peso´s which I passed on, the girls were particulary ugly and it was home to bed.
Well this morning I awoke with wood. I got to thinking about that Massage parlor hand job that I passed on the "finish" and thought why not. So about the time they were sentencing Martha Stewrt this morning I was shooting my load all over this Massuse as I was fingering fucking her and sucking on her tits. Im such a sicko
Say what you want about hand jobs but I believe in two things. There are two art forms in sex a blow job and a hand job. Thease are both sex acts that require skill too be good at. Anyone girl can fuck simply by spreading her leggs, but a really good blow job or hand job takes real skill.
Exon
BANNED FROM BLACKS
THE FINAL CHAPTER - PART THREE (really!)
Report from Sex Prison Solitary Confinement
When I left off I recounted in part one and part two how I was escorted out of Blacks one evening last January because I had been conversing in private with another Monger about the scene in BA - the entire scene, not just Blacks.
And how I returned the next day, despite the ban, in the company of three fellow Mongers, with an agreement that we would all leave together as a group if I was asked to leave.
And how I was approached by the Black's floorman, asked to leave and how Mad Max stuck out his neck for me, pushing the floorman who pushed back and it looked like a very dodgy situation was about the develop - like a major bar room brawl.
Weill this is what happened after the pushing incident....
About ten seconds later Blacks calls in the heavy artillery in the form of the big Guyanese bouncer guy and some other other beffy looking security guys.
Mad Max and I are escorted into the VIP room at Blacks, for a meeting with the manager, Daniel Well that’s something. Last time I was just shown the door. They weren’t very polite, which kind is annoying since I consider myself a good customer.
I though I was going to be tortured dirty war style and with a one way ticket on the midnight express but instead we invited to sit on a plush couch and the manager calmly states his case: I was banned because it had been reported that I had bad mouthed the joint to other customers and the ridiculous suspicious that I was employed by other clubs, apparently to drive customers away, even an owner of a rival club.
Anyway while this sill argument was going back and forth Mad Max was slyly signaling me to stop talking, to just shut the hell up. Well it turns out that Mad Max isn’t only a man who stands up for the rights for his fellow monger but a top notch diplomat.
I relented in defending myself and yielded center stage to the incredible Mad Max, who turns to the manager:
"Look.. Maybe my friend did something wrong, maybe he didn’t. What’s the point of arguing it this point. We’re four American guys who came to the club to spend money and have a good time, not make any problems. So why not let us stay, help your club out with our money and let this all be forgotten. And by the way why don’t you buy us all drink to show there are not hard feelings?"
Cheeky eh, this Mad Max character….well the manager refused to buy us a drink, which I thought was a bit mean given the circumstances, but he didn’t grudgingly let me and my buddy mongers remain in the club.
So that’s the story folks. A happy ending after all. Now last time when I posted the first part of Banned from Blacks" someone posted back What’s the big deal about Blacks anyway"
Well there is no big deal. Being banned from Blacks doesn’t really diminish your mongering in Buenos Aires but it is nice to be able to be able to monger where you want, particularly if other mongers, particularly first timers, want to check it out.
And also I relate this story to call attention to Mad Max, a guy who before that night I only knew as a poster on this list but who really stood up for me in Black’s, there was some risk involved.
Ironically Blacks didn’t have any outstanding chicas that night and I left alone. And all the time the manager was walking around and keeping an eye on Mad Max, as if he was some sort of thug or troublemaker. The manager runs a tight ship but then I guess you have to do in that business. Personally I think he was wrong in banning me just for a harmless conversation about the scene in Buenos Aires but then why bother informing a clueless tourist that doesn’t bother going online to find out about what’s going on around him?
That night I belatedly bought Mad Max the drink that the Black’s manager refused him. If you have the good fortune to meet him I recommend you buy him a drink also, as he’s a great guy, a true monger’s monger.
PS
Just a note I returned to Blacks a few times since the banning, so it looks like the ban has been lifted. And made the aquaintance of the bouncer, Blacks's heavy artillery. He's actually a very nice guy from Guyana, well educated and speaks English…well it's his first language.
All these talk about Vitamin-V made me really excited. Couldn't stay away anymore. Will be in paradise from July 29 for 3 weeks. Got to visit the Mansion. Anybody wants to get together, just PM me.
Bandy
Dodger, a quick comment on your false chica. I really believe that all you're doing when you overpay for not even the right girl is encouraging them to do it again. If she wasn't the right girl, but still looked acceptable, offer her 150 pesos. That would be the going rate in most situations.
Either that, or just send her packing. Have Roxana call and berate them for lying. Otherwise, every girl they send out will be the wrong one.
A flawless diamond is worth thousands of times more than a off color one. Even if it's "nice", it's still not worth as much.
Exon Reporting: Well I think its back over to Recoleta again tonight. Might check out that Sylvia I wrote about earlier. If not, well this is Buenos Aires and there are a lot of option´s,he,he,he.
Rather uneventful day other than the hand job, but Ive been building up sperm and need a release. So more to report latter.
Exon
I saw some sick shit today in the Pelvi's on Callao. This chick was dressed in all white, with white angel wings, carrying a teddy bear and a baby bottle, and had a pacifier in her mouth. Then she did a bit of a strip show and was rubbing the teddy bear into her crotch. I really thought it was pretty disgusting and I would have left except it was almost happy hour. Baby bottle and pacifier? Come on. Gross.
But 2 beers for 3.50 is hard to pass up. Free popcorn too.