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You are right. The madam that will give make you wonder about the quality of the girls is Araceli. Very bad temperment and gives a shit about the clients. On the other hand, Alejandra, the night madam is always really to provide customer service with selection and to make sure if you need anything such as a beer.
After a long night of clubbing with a senior monger, I was very horny on Sunday morning and decided to go here by myself at 6am. I would say, not a very good time to go to a Privado.
My experience was as follows:
GETTING THERE: By foot. Just reached the street of Esmeralada followed Esmeralda building numbers to reach here.
GETTING IN THE BUILDING: The tout was standing there to usher me in. I liked that, because I was a bit drunk and not sure about the apartment number.
IN THE APARTMENT: There was a receptionist desk and there seemed to be many many rooms in the apartment. It was huge. I was made to sit in a small room which had a bottle of lube, paper towels and condoms on desk.
QUANTITY OF GIRLS: I was surprised that 5 of them were presented to me at 6 am on Sunday morning. This place sure has a big selection of girls! I was told that on a regular week day in day time, it has about 9~10 girls!
Not bad!
QUALITY OF GIRLS: Out of the 5 girls presented, I found 2 of them really very attractive and almost "9". One's name was Natasha. BTW, they all looked sleepy & bored!
NEGOTIATION: I was quoted 320 ARS by the tout. I said, like are you nuts? Who will pay you 320ARS! Then he said, how much would you pay, I said as per my friends the going rate is 200 ARS. He immediately agreed, "ok, sir, whatever you say" kind of reply. Then I questioned about BBBJ. He went outside, to confirm, and came back and said, its not possible.
At this point, I lost interest & left.
WHY I DID NOT TAKE THE GIRLS?
Firstly, I thought that the girls were not really in a mood to fuck, on a early Sunday morning. Secondly, I was pissed that they quoted me 320 ARS. Thirdly, I wondered if it made sense to give 200 ARS for average sex?
DO I RECOMMEND THIS PLACE?
Yes, I suggest that you go here a on weekday 10-11 am. You will get to choose form 8-9 hot chicas. They would be more fresh and enthusiastic.
At that time. Finally, try to ask for a BBBJ or give a tip to the girl to get a BBBJ.
200 ARS is good money as other privados are offering good sex at only 100 ARS. However, the main plus point is the huge selection and good looking chicas.
TRIVIA: When I did not take a girl from here, the tout took me to the building opposite 517 on other side of road to piso 6, Apt 35A, there was just one average looking girl, no BBBJ offered to me at 100ARS. (Starting price 200ARS) I walked out!
Enjoy BA
[QUOTE=Captain]After a long night of clubbing with a senior monger, I was very horny on Sunday morning and decided to go here by myself at 6am. I would say, not a very good time to go to a Privado.
My experience was as follows:
GETTING THERE: By foot. Just reached the street of Esmeralada followed Esmeralda building numbers to reach here.
GETTING IN THE BUILDING: The tout was standing there to usher me in. I liked that, because I was a bit drunk and not sure about the apartment number.
IN THE APARTMENT: There was a receptionist desk and there seemed to be many many rooms in the apartment. It was huge. I was made to sit in a small room which had a bottle of lube, paper towels and condoms on desk.
QUANTITY OF GIRLS: I was surprised that 5 of them were presented to me at 6 am on Sunday morning. This place sure has a big selection of girls! I was told that on a regular week day in day time, it has about 9~10 girls!
Not bad!
QUALITY OF GIRLS: Out of the 5 girls presented, I found 2 of them really very attractive and almost "9". One's name was Natasha. BTW, they all looked sleepy & bored!
NEGOTIATION: I was quoted 320 ARS by the tout. I said, like are you nuts? Who will pay you 320ARS! Then he said, how much would you pay, I said as per my friends the going rate is 200 ARS. He immediately agreed, "ok, sir, whatever you say" kind of reply. Then I questioned about BBBJ. He went outside, to confirm, and came back and said, its not possible.
At this point, I lost interest & left.
WHY I DID NOT TAKE THE GIRLS?
Firstly, I thought that the girls were not really in a mood to fuck, on a early Sunday morning. Secondly, I was pissed that they quoted me 320 ARS. Thirdly, I wondered if it made sense to give 200 ARS for average sex?
DO I RECOMMEND THIS PLACE?
Yes, I suggest that you go here a on weekday 10-11 am. You will get to choose form 8-9 hot chicas. They would be more fresh and enthusiastic.
At that time. Finally, try to ask for a BBBJ or give a tip to the girl to get a BBBJ.
200 ARS is good money as other privados are offering good sex at only 100 ARS. However, the main plus point is the huge selection and good looking chicas.
TRIVIA: When I did not take a girl from here, the tout took me to the building opposite 517 on other side of road to piso 6, Apt 35A, there was just one average looking girl, no BBBJ offered to me at 100ARS. (Starting price 200ARS) I walked out!
Enjoy BA[/QUOTE]This place is 3 blocks from the apartment I always used to stay at so I did visit this place twice and was definitely NOT impressed. I was shown a lineup of at 5 chicas both times and they all seemed very friendly. Once with the chica things changed-attitude was cold, sex only fair. BBBJ has to find there and CIM probably impossible.
Will definitely never return even though there are a lot of chicas there and most are pretty attractive-though not as attractive as on their website-what a surprise.
Suerte.
Stowe
Good report Captain.
Jes
I was charged $150p on a weekday late afternoon. The girl I selected finally agreed to BBBJ for $50 extra. The performance was lackluster. That was my first and last time there.
If you go during the day the girls do not care about taking care of the clients simply because the day madam, Araceli, is a real *****. Go at night when the night madam, Alejandra, is there and you should get better service. Make sure you talk to Alejandra first and tell her exactly what you want and the time. Seems that alot of fellows have been getting sorry performance lately at this place. What a shame since the girls are pretty. Beauty does not make up for bad service and attitude. I saw this coming since my visit to BA. May be best to avoid this place in the future.
After being bored of Maipu 359 nd Uruguay 343, I ventured here a 2nd time.
Was presented about 8-9 girls. Damn, quite a long line up! I even forgot the names by the end!
I took one of the best looking by name of Uma. She had some piercing on left eye.
No BBBJ, no DFk, No cola.
Girl was friendly, she tried hard to impress me with different sexual positions. However, with no DFK or BBBJ, its pretty boring for me.
In all 200 ARS simply wasted!
[QUOTE=Captain]Was presented about 8-9 girls. Damn, quite a long line up! I even forgot the names by the end![/QUOTE]This is the problem with the long line up. I have this problem also I am shitty with 9 names and 18 boobs to look at. One time I just grabbed a girl halfway thru and that was it.
I am sorry you got shitty service there. I have been to this place a few times and it's 70/30.
This is the place I had the girl doing blow. She was cool and shared on a different night. Good stuff.
The Best Lizandra.
The Worst Brandy.
Lizandra:
Went there around 1:30 am on a Tuesday last week. Was presented with around 9 women. Several of who were quite attractive. Chose Lizandra based on what I perceived to be a positive attitude. Got a nice room with a shower in it.
Face - 7.5
Body - 7
Attitude - 10
Service - 9
Lizandra is from Brazil, her ethnic background is apparently half Moroccan and half German.
Very aggressive DFK, BBBJ, CFS in a bazillion positions. I was covered in sweat when we were done. Pretty sure we went over time by about 15 minutes, which was surprising for a privado but I think they were quite slow.
Cost Argentine Pesos = 200 for one hour.
I am pretty sure this is her:
[url]http://www.esmeraldanivelvip.com.ar/perl/site/individual.pl?client=2050&lg=es[/url]
Or you can take a look at the photos I took. There were better looking women in the lineup (including Uma who is quite cute) but I was very satisfied with Lizandra and can recommend.
On the second visit I saw Brandy:
Went two days later at around 10:30 pm. It seemed much busier. I was given a smaller room and had to shower down the hall, the shower had run out of hot water which made even more challenging. Had about 6 women in the line up this time. Many of the women I had seen before weren't there this time or were busy. I was told by a Russian woman, who called herself Nicole and spoke very good English, that Lizandra wasn't working. I went through the lineup and chose a blond who, instead of wearing a bikini like the rest of the women, had a business suit sans tie with the shirt unbuttoned to her breasts. Turned out to be a mistake and so far my worst experience in BA. Not horrible but not good.
"Brandy"
28 year old porteņa.
Face - 9 Pretty Blond.
Body - 7.5 Excellent Breasts / Nice Ass - but noticeable stretch marks from a previous pregnancy.
Attitude - 3 Ice Ice Baby Not rude or mean just aloof.
Service - 3 Perfunctory / Mechanical.
I believe one of the reasons she wore the business suit was to cover the stretch marks on her belly. I thought she was friendly enough when she first said hello but she didn't like the fact that my Spanish was minimal. Performed CBJ, Cowgirl, Mish, Doggie, CBJ. She swatted my hand away when I tried FOV. Didn't try DATY or even LFK let alone DFK. Although she put a bit of effort into the sex and the CBJ, her limitations and aloofness killed the session for me. I think she may have even had them cut the session short. (they call a phone in the room to alert you that the hour is up) I made a mistake and didn't bring my watch that day so I am not sure. But Brandy, after what I thought was about 40 minutes, said she had to go to the toilet. Within 1 minute after she came back into the room the phone rang. Didn't take photos and I didn't see her picture on their website. Avoid.
Cost 200 Pesos for one hour.
[QUOTE=SmokedHam]The Best Lizandra.
Very aggressive DFK, BBBJ, CFS in a bazillion positions. I was covered in sweat when we were done. Pretty sure we went over time by about 15 minutes, which was surprising for a privado but I think they were quite slow.
Cost Argentine Pesos = 200 for one hour. [/QUOTE]Thank you for the useful report. For Lizandra, I no that you did not partake of the beautiful cola. Was it available if you had wanted, or was it strictly off limits?
[QUOTE=Kazzooey]Thank you for the useful report. For Lizandra, I no that you did not partake of the beautiful cola. Was it available if you had wanted, or was it strictly off limits?[/QUOTE]I didn't ask since Cola is not my thing. Given her lack of restraint, I speculate that it is available. One thing to note, the photos in her ad on the website may be a little older. She's probably 2.5 kilograms heavier than when they were taken, at least by judging the website photos against my photos and my memory. So she's a little softer but not fat.
I am not sure what her schedule is, but I saw her on a Monday night (or really Tuesday morning) at 1:30 am.
So. I went here last night. I WILL POST MY OTHER REPORTS LATER, AS I JUST GOT THE INTERNET CONNECTION ESTABLISHED.
Anyway, I wanted to pop one off last night, because it was raining all day, and I needed to get something done.
I went to a locutorio to access the forum, after calling Esmerelda 517. I supposedly spoke to Alejandra (who spoke perfect English) I saw the so-so reports recently, but I had a good session there last year.
I arrived about 11:30 PM.I met Alejandra ( supposedly), because all of a sudden this one spoke no English ??? I was about to leave when I saw Vanina (supposedly) since I cannot see her face on the website, I asked to see the tits. They were huge, she was young, we were on our way.200 P. Plus a beer for me. The room was fine.
We started. She said no BBBJ, but I convinced her with a tip at the end. DATY was started and enjoyed, all BBBJ. We started with cowgirl. Where I played with the puppies for about 15 minutes. Then 15 minutes of hard doggy.
I could tell she wanted me to come, as her service started to slow / go downhill. No more full kissing, and no more DATY.
She asked me to take pictures, I did (but she was afraid that the madam would see the flash in the room) I actually got part of her face on purpose. Then she started looking at the pictures as I was fucking her. I then caught her looking at my other pictures as I tried to get the camera out of her hands and this pissed me off. I wanted to shoot on her tits, but she said no. I asked her for more doggy, she said she was tired. I decided a nice hand job to finish would be my choice, and she gave the WORST one I ever had. I thought she was going to pull it off.
Then she got real useless and just laid on the bed. I told her (I know she couldn't understand) that she was a waste of time, and I should of stayed home and jerked off.
I got dressed as her lazy ass stayed on the bed, and I guess she wanted her propina (I ignored her) . I went to the front desk and I explained to the madam, that it was 45 minutes, and that she gave up, and was " tired ". The madam said there was nothing that she could do.
Another monger told me to spend more to get a good experience with some other 300 P girls. I really should have, as I have done 100, 150, 200. With some success.
Looks like I have to " step it up " Prior reports to follow. But later.
I have this *****'s picture. I will post it, when I figure out later how to do it.
Here is her internet profile: [url]http://www.esmeraldanivelvip.com.ar/perl/site/individual.pl?client=1327&lg=es[/url] Best Regards
Smuler
PS- to " top it off ", I went home to complile some notes, and prepare for an early day, and the Porn channel had gay porn on
WTF !!!!!
The end to a shitty night...good thing I was stoned, as it took the " edge off "
I know for a fact that the service at Esmeralda VIP has gone down hill. I am fluent in Spanish and I had to get into it with the girls and madam over 50 percent of the time over the time spent etc. Only then did they make things right. Imagine someone that does not speak the language. The place has a decent line up but better off to save your money for some other place. Not recommended especially during the day. The madam, Aracelli, will try to rip you off. A real *****.
[QUOTE=Smuler]So. I went here last night. I WILL POST MY OTHER REPORTS LATER, AS I JUST GOT THE INTERNET CONNECTION ESTABLISHED.
Anyway, I wanted to pop one off last night, because it was raining all day, and I needed to get something done.
I went to a locutorio to access the forum, after calling Esmerelda 517. I supposedly spoke to Alejandra (who spoke perfect English) I saw the so-so reports recently, but I had a good session there last year.
I arrived about 11:30 PM. I met Alejandra (supposedly) because all of a sudden this one spoke no English? I was about to leave when I saw Vanina (supposedly) since I cannot see her face on the website, I asked to see the tits. They were huge, she was young, we were on our way.200 P. Plus a beer for me. The room was fine.
We started. She said no BBBJ, but I convinced her with a tip at the end. DATY was started and enjoyed, all BBBJ. We started with cowgirl. Where I played with the puppies for about 15 minutes. Then 15 minutes of hard doggy.
I could tell she wanted me to come, as her service started to slow / go downhill. No more full kissing, and no more DATY.
She asked me to take pictures, I did (but she was afraid that the madam would see the flash in the room) I actually got part of her face on purpose. Then she started looking at the pictures as I was fucking her. I then caught her looking at my other pictures as I tried to get the camera out of her hands and this pissed me off. I wanted to shoot on her tits, but she said no. I asked her for more doggy, she said she was tired. I decided a nice hand job to finish would be my choice, and she gave the WORST one I ever had. I thought she was going to pull it off.
Then she got real useless and just laid on the bed. I told her (I know she couldn't understand) that she was a waste of time, and I should of stayed home and jerked off.
I got dressed as her lazy ass stayed on the bed, and I guess she wanted her propina (I ignored her) I went to the front desk and I explained to the madam, that it was 45 minutes, and that she gave up, and was " tired ". The madam said there was nothing that she could do.
Another monger told me to spend more to get a good experience with some other 300 P girls. I really should have, as I have done 100, 150, 200. With some success.
Looks like I have to " step it up " Prior reports to follow. But later.
I have this *****'s picture. I will post it, when I figure out later how to do it.
Here is her internet profile: [url]http://www.esmeraldanivelvip.com.ar/perl/site/individual.pl?client=1327&lg=es[/url] Best Regards.
Smuler.
PS- to " top it off ", I went home to complile some notes, and prepare for an early day, and the Porn channel had gay porn on.
WTF!
The end to a shitty night. Good thing I was stoned, as it took the " edge off "[/QUOTE]Smuler,
Thank you for the detailed report. However, its a pity that your money was wasted. I had a very ordinary experience here at Esmeralda 517, 1B and never went there again. I feel that their are privados available which charge 150 ARS or less and provide much better service.
The only plus point of 517, 1B is that they usually have many girls avbl at odd hours even sundays. However, it does not mean that the girls are there to provide good service.
I ordered out from this place last year and they sent the wrong girl who provided a rather poor session. The girl I ordered has her face obscured so it was hard to tell that she was the wrong girl until her substitute was naked (she was missing a mole) and by that time it seemed to late. And I was horny.
[QUOTE=Smuler]So. I went here last night. I WILL POST MY OTHER REPORTS LATER, AS I JUST GOT THE INTERNET CONNECTION ESTABLISHED.
Anyway, I wanted to pop one off last night, because it was raining all day, and I needed to get something done.
I went to a locutorio to access the forum, after calling Esmerelda 517. I supposedly spoke to Alejandra (who spoke perfect English) I saw the so-so reports recently, but I had a good session there last year.
I arrived about 11:30 PM. I met Alejandra (supposedly) because all of a sudden this one spoke no English? I was about to leave when I saw Vanina (supposedly) since I cannot see her face on the website, I asked to see the tits. They were huge, she was young, we were on our way.200 P. Plus a beer for me. The room was fine.
We started. She said no BBBJ, but I convinced her with a tip at the end. DATY was started and enjoyed, all BBBJ. We started with cowgirl. Where I played with the puppies for about 15 minutes. Then 15 minutes of hard doggy.
I could tell she wanted me to come, as her service started to slow / go downhill. No more full kissing, and no more DATY.
She asked me to take pictures, I did (but she was afraid that the madam would see the flash in the room) I actually got part of her face on purpose. Then she started looking at the pictures as I was fucking her. I then caught her looking at my other pictures as I tried to get the camera out of her hands and this pissed me off. I wanted to shoot on her tits, but she said no. I asked her for more doggy, she said she was tired. I decided a nice hand job to finish would be my choice, and she gave the WORST one I ever had. I thought she was going to pull it off.
Then she got real useless and just laid on the bed. I told her (I know she couldn't understand) that she was a waste of time, and I should of stayed home and jerked off.
I got dressed as her lazy ass stayed on the bed, and I guess she wanted her propina (I ignored her) I went to the front desk and I explained to the madam, that it was 45 minutes, and that she gave up, and was " tired ". The madam said there was nothing that she could do.
Another monger told me to spend more to get a good experience with some other 300 P girls. I really should have, as I have done 100, 150, 200. With some success.
Looks like I have to " step it up " Prior reports to follow. But later.
I have this *****'s picture. I will post it, when I figure out later how to do it.
Here is her internet profile: [url]http://www.esmeraldanivelvip.com.ar/perl/site/individual.pl?client=1327&lg=es[/url] Best Regards.
Smuler.
PS- to " top it off ", I went home to complile some notes, and prepare for an early day, and the Porn channel had gay porn on.
WTF!
The end to a shitty night. Good thing I was stoned, as it took the " edge off "[/QUOTE]