My time has finally come!!!
Well let me start off my official stay on this, the best forum hands down for our type of hobbying in the world, by saying I have laughed and at bad times almost cried with you guys over the last 4 years, that I have been a faithfull lurker and now felt it was time to officially join and contribute to our cause.
All the now famous or should I say infamous names Jackson, Moondog, CaptDave and Knuckhead.
You guys have really be most informative as well as funny as hell at times I have almost fell out of the chair listening to you guys going back and forth.
To the point my beautiful 763 will be landing in the paradise we refer to as Bs As on 4-11-05 and I will be there untill roughly 4-18-05
If any of the above mentioned members of the WSG or anybody else in town would like to get together for dinner and some mongering conversation please feel free to PM me.
And yes I will definately contribute to the forum about my experiences as soon as I arrive back to sex prison--luckily no time soon :)
Caesar Salads and anchovies
[QUOTE=Cousin It]Before I get to the chica part of my report, let me tell you about the food.
I was looking forward in returning to BA to enjoy some of the best steaks on the planet. So far the steaks have been mighty tasty but the service is sucking large. I am sure this is just bad luck and it will get better.
For my very first meal in BA I ordered a steak and a Cesar salad. When they brought the so-called Cesar it was covered with anchovies. I HATE anchovies. I put them on another plate and told the server to take them away. I then tried to eat my salad. However, it smelled like a dead french hooker's **** and made me feel ill. So I told the server to take away the whole salad. Instead of just taking it away he started telling me how it was made especially for me, how I would have to pay for it, and how it was not his fault it had anchovies because it was on the menu. I said fine I would pay for it, just get this crap off my table before I puke. He got no tip!
Tonight I went to a different place for a late dinner and ordered the same thing. However, I asked the girl beforehand in Spanish if it had anchovies. She ran away to get a translator because she could not understand me. She did not even try to understand me although I was speaking Spanish. When she could not find a translator I said, in Spanish, "look, this is only one question, does the salad have anchovies, yes or no?" She said specifically "no it does not have anchovies". So I ordered it.
It was a nice bid salad with huge chunks of chicken and lots of toppings. I sat enjoying it while thinking how much better it was the the previous. Then all of the sudden I stuck in the fork and pulled out a slimy hairy stinky anchovie about 4 inches long. What the fuck is this?!?! I almost puked. I removed it and searched for more. As far as I could tell there were no more. But now the whole salad tasted like dead fish. It ruined my whole meal. I cannot eat any fish, even 1 part per million, and I am sure that slimy hairy maggot had contaminated my dinner. I then pushed the salad away as it was uneatable. The other girl came and asked my why I was not eating it. I showed her the anchovie, and she just took away the salad. I was still charged for it. She got no tip either.
Maybe tomorrow will be better. I am going to Hook now. I hope the pussy smells better than my dinner.[/QUOTE]Cousin It,
Anchovies are part of the salad. In the original recipe, the anchovies are pounded and then blended into the dressing. Usually anchovies are used to add a boost of flavour. It is used mostly in dressings, sauces and sautees. The problem with the salads you were served, it seemed is that they serve chunks so people can take it out. If you donīt want anchovies, ask the waiter that you donīt want anchoitas in your food. In the case of the Caesar Salad, you will have to ask them to make your dressing to the order. Usually restaurants will prep the dressing a day ahead.
Hub666
I'm going back to Bs. Aires!
WOOOOHOOOOO!
It's been only like 3 months but it seemed an eternity!
Planning on going to Madahos 1 night and having 1 of Roxana's ever enjoyable arrangements on another.
This of course, after I catch up with the latest news & happenings you all have so kindly posted here.
Reports will follow too.
I'll be there the first week of May.
I am soooo happy!
I'll go for it and see what happens
Thanks to all who posted regarding Maru.
Well given her US visa and her jet setting habits it does seem she is a high priced girl! Perhaps she will turn her nose up at my 150 pesos, and if she does well there are plenty more fish in the sea, or anchovies as it were (pardon the pun, Cousin It), so I am sure I can find plenty of other chicas to satisfy my testosterone driven desires!
[QUOTE=MoonDog]The best thing to do is not to wait for feedback, but when you are here, give her a call, and go see her with pesos.
What you are seeing is Captialism at its finest. If she is charging, and is receiving her stated prices, then there is a demand for her services. If she accepts a lower peso amount from you, then the supply line is not so full. This will vary from hour to hour, depending on her moods, so the only way any of us will ever find out about her is to go knock on her door and see what happens.
Good luck, and let us know.
Enjoy the life,
Moondog[/QUOTE]Good advice MoonDog and I shall do just that! I look forward to letting you all know my results.
[QUOTE=Exon123]Ive never met the woman so I can't comment on her skills.
But I do know one thing for sure, Maru's got a Visa.
This simple fact might go unnoticed by a rookie Monger but the fact is its a very valuable document. It means she can come and go as she wants into the United States which most girls can't.
But what it really means is she can fly up here for a week or so and Fuck Your brains out.[/QUOTE]Interesting idea Exon, but I don't live in the States however and so for me it would be easier to fly to Buenos Aires and try my luck with Maru there. Argentina also offers me the opportunity to try a totally different range of women, and a different attitude to service, as my local scene is getting boring and unsatisfying.
[QUOTE=Exon123]This would be a job for Roxana if the Monger didn't speak spanish to negociate a fare pirce in peso's for an introduction and of course a BBBJ to see if the chemistry is right.[/QUOTE]Indeed I may recruit the talents of Roxana for this task. Thanks Exon!
[QUOTE=Starfe]Been with her 3 times. MAN EATER.
Like the Nike commercial says, JUST DO IT and stop thinking so much. Before you know it the hour will be over and you will be booking her for the following day if she hasn't swallowed you whole.
Starfe[/QUOTE]Thanks Starfe. Im a man on a mission, to come to Buenos Aires and hide the salami between the sumptuous breasts of Maru! Starfe since you have had the pleasure of Marus company would you mind telling me what rates she charged you?
Thanks fellas, when I am in BsAs I hope I can meet up with some of you over a steak and a bottle of red!
Silent Monger
Orleans - Wednesday Afternoon 420
My long awaited trip finally came as I arrive in BA earlier in the morning, got some rest, met up with a buddy, and headed out to Orleans. Although it is my first time in BA and I heard conflicting info regarding Orleans being packed with old hoes, my buddy and I didn't think so. Honestly, compared to the US, these hoes are way hotter and way nicer. Can't complain. We pulled two chicas back to the apartamento for a couple of hours. Prior to meeting these two girls some other girl tried to get me for $100USD. I guess she recognized the new jacks! But after reading all your posts over the last month or two, I knew right off that the hoe was overpriced - way overpriced. Anyway, we got the other two girls for 150P each + 40P exit fee. We told the two we would meet them back at the apartment about an hour and half later and actually they were prompt! They wanted the cash upfront but we told them despues! It was on after that!
Great providers. We must have switched up with those hoes a couple of times too. All positions, BBJ, complete, etc. All good.
So far it has been a great first day!
Hollywood.
You too can simply refuse!
[QUOTE=Silent Monger]Dear Gentlemen,
from reading the many good reports on this forum I have noticed that people tend not to pay the provider until after the service is completed. This is very unusual for me.
In my local mongering scene it is almost manditory to pay for services upfront, otherwise the service will simply be refused!
So how do you guys get away with this, is it that this is just the cultural norm among the mongering community of BsAs?
When I am in BsAs if a girl demands up-front payment should I refuse?
Now given that many mongers do not pay up-front for the service does this mean you are assuming the right not to pay at all if you are unsatisfied with the service you recieve? How does this work and what lee-way do I have here?
Thanks for your help, this forum and it's contributors have been very valuable in preparing for my adventure there.
Regards,
Silent Monger[/QUOTE]All terms in any contract are negotiable. You have just as much power to set and refuse any terms as the other party. You too can simply refuse! It's so easy! She's got something you want and you've got something she wants. Think just like her. You have this wad of cash. What does she need to do and how does she need to do it for you to agree to hand her that cash? It's up to you. She does the same thing with what she has and what she needs from you. You're equal.
I don't know about the other post about how in the USA the norm is to pay up front. I don't agree. I've done hundreds of women for pay over a decade or more there and have seen it both ways. I've usually insisted on paying afterwards and have walked out if they made a big deal about it. Some localities may lean more one way than the other but you can always negotiate. They don't have to agree nor do you. You both can agree or you can agree to disagree and talk to someone else.
I haven't paid anyone up front on this trip at either the massage parlours or café takeout. As a matter of fact, I have never been asked for the money. I've simply left it on the table at the end before taking a shower. It's never been discussed. Here I wouldn't even consider paying up front because I know these women have little bargaining power. They can absorb the risk rather than me. I'm happy to learn in this thread that the apartments demand money up front because now I won't have to waste my time paying them a visit. There are too many options here, too many women hanging around waiting for something to happen, to bother with that!
I also would not pay taxi fare for someone if I thought they were pulling something on me. An honest misunderstanding? Well, maybe then. My fault? Certainly. But not if some atypical condition were introduced by them. Just as you have to pay for your own gas home if you don't complete a deal when going to visit some provider, these girls can pay their own way home too. Any lady here asking for money up front knows that it's unusual. She's taking a risk of the deal falling through and can pay the consequences.
I read in yesterday's Buenos Aires Herald that the average university-educated professional in this city earns about $1,200 (pesos) a month. That's about $300 a week. A lady seeing two clients at $150 each per week will earn that. She also won't pay any taxes on that I'm sure. OK, she's got some business expenses like her mobile phone, clothes, and "bar fines". Add another client or so. In any case, a lady seeing a client every other day or so will be doing about as well as other average professionals in this economy, relatively speaking. It'll still be rough but not as bad as a whole lot of other people here. If she's cut out for this job she'll have cab fare.
By the way, not that it matters much, but I reward great service and attitude with generous propinas. Risk/reward, no?