Mia Johnson!

Toymann. I have no idea where you got the impression that I do completo. Because I don't. If you read carefully, I think TL was actually referring to what many of his spanish speaking chicas say when they learn english. Also, I don't know what experience you are referring to, as I have never met you. Now since i first started doing this a year ago you have been constantly on my case.. slating me, or venting or whatever.. and i just cannot figure out why! we have never met! how would you like it if someone harped on about your skills as a surgeon (i apologise if i am wrong about what you do for a living) without even having had a consult with you? you would get pissed off right? offended perhaps? and it would affect your income right? now you have every entitlement to say whatever the fuck you want about me ONCE YOU HAVE MET ME! can you judge how good a restaurant is without having been there? NO! i really honestly dont want to fight with you, if there is a such a big problem you have with me- lets talk it out face to face! I genuinely apologise if i have upset you in any way in the past (having had little to none communication with you) and i really dont see why we just cant all get along! if you are not interesed in my services then that is fine and totally respectable, but why try to slate me and make me miserable for no reason?! because its getting to the point where this is actually upsetting me... i started doing this BECAUSE ITS FUN.. but to be honest, when i wake up and read posts of yours criticising me all the time it really makes me wonder about whether or not its really worth it and is it really as fun as i thought... i have feelings you know i am not a machine!! i have never challenged you in the past, but its getting to the point where im just getting fed up.. so go right ahead, barrage me with more abuse, taunt me, make fun of me... and enjoy it because then at least one of us will have a good day! Happy mongering dude!

P,S before you start, i was referring to a post which has now been deleted so thanks to whoever removed it, including yourself if it was you.

I am definitely confused.

Here's my theory, and when the lights get turned back on maybe we'll find out it's true.

In the confusion, Tejano Libre and Toymann have somehow ended up in bed together, each thinking the other is Mia Johnson.

I know that sounds odd, but it makes sense.

TL is screaming out "fuck my tight pink asshole," Toymann thinks, hey, it's English, it's got to be Mia. He posts a report saying she loves it up the ass and that's that.

Toymann is busy pumping TL, and TL's thinking, hey, these strap on dildoes are great! And since the chica speaks English she's got to be Mia Johnson. So he writes a rave review.

Mia Johnson has so far met neither of them, and seeing how well they are getting along, it is unlikely she ever will. Which is good, more Mia for the rest of us.

There are no problems, only solutions.

So I have been privileged to spend a few nights in the company of the lovely Mia, and I must say I find her a complete pleasure. She is a beautiful, bright and articulate woman who is also a total tiger in the sack. I don't really like to go into great details but all that has been said of her is true and then some, she is extremely skilled linguist if you get my drift. I also love the pace of an evening with Mia, there is never any rush or feeling that you are on the clock. If your plans call for a night out on the town you will feel like the king of the roost walking with her on your arm, she is a head turner for sure, and she always carries herself in such a classy fashion that no on would ever suspect that she is anything other then your girlfriend. That is unless of course you are a complete toad in which case her beauty next to your lack there of might raise a few flags, but she is hardly to blame for that. If you factor in the time and tone of an evening with Mia I find her fee to be completely reasonable, bordering on a bargain. There are cheaper options for sure, but for my hard earned dollars I find few options as appealing as an evening with Mia. That is the only reason that I am comfortable writing this review now because I have already booked her for several more dates during my stay and the rest of you will have to fight over the few remaining days.

Looney.

[QUOTE=Captain Looney;421402]That is unless of course you are a complete toad in which case her beauty next to your lack there of might raise a few flags, but she is hardly to blame for that.[/QUOTE]OK well that could present a problem.

I read about Mia on this board after arriving in BA and was waffling about contacting her or not. I finally decided to drop her a PM to see if we could setup an encounter of the erotic kind. She responded quickly and after a couple of emails back and forth things were setup and confirmed. She arrived on time and we got along great right off the bat. A good looking woman, she was very easy to talk to and carry-on a conversation with. There was no awkward silence before or after the hanky-panky. Medium height with a luscious body, she knows how to use it and did so, giving me an experience I fully enjoyed and will remember most fondly. If someone is debating whether or not to give her a call, call her! PM her! Email her! You will not be disappointed! All around a very classy lady! And delicious if I may say so!

On a different subject it is too bad that more ladies don't use this board for promoting themselves.

[QUOTE=SunSeeker; 421419]I read about Mia on this board after arriving in BA and was waffling about contacting her or not. I finally decided to drop her a PM to see if we could setup an encounter of the erotic kind. She responded quickly and after a couple of emails back and forth things were setup and confirmed. She arrived on time and we got along great right off the bat. A good looking woman, she was very easy to talk to and carry-on a conversation with. There was no awkward silence before or after the hanky-panky. Medium height with a luscious body, she knows how to use it and did so, giving me an experience I fully enjoyed and will remember most fondly. If someone is debating whether or not to give her a call, call her! PM her! Email her! You will not be disappointed! All around a very classy lady! And delicious if I may say so!

On a different subject it is too bad that more ladies don't use this board for promoting themselves.[/QUOTE]You are correct in every way! A super girl so you better grab her while you can boys!

As for the lack of other girls promoting themselves on this board :

That is what I am here for!

Most of them have a language barrier and are not even familiar with this board so when I meet and eat a nice, honest and super star provider I do my best to share them with the boys on this board!

Usually without even a Thank You Kind Sir!

Yet I will continue to help and guide the newbies and even the professional mongers because this place is a fucking jungle!

TL

P. S. Call up Jimena! A NUMBER ONE!

Guys, I have a new cel no. The old one doesn't exist anymore PM me for it. Besos

Mia Johnson Owns MY Johnson!

Hey Boys!

I just spent another great afternoon with Mia Johnson last Friday and the worst thing about it was that she told me that she is going on vacation for about 3 months!

Shit! What are we going to do?

I'll end up pulling "Big Tex" right out of his socket thinking about that girl!

Damn it, I guess I will be forced to think about the girl I'm actually fucking at that moment for a change!

Maybe not!

Anyway, like I told her :

" I hate to see you go but I Love to Watch You Leave!"

Now here is the bright side :

Since she is getting ready to get out of town she has less time for lenghty sessions but is willing to perform short-time, pure animal sex!

Fuck the fore-play and the meals on wheels!

I mean it's nice and all to do the Total GFE thing but it's also real nice just to Jump on That Filly and RIDE for all it's worth!

Quick time obviously has a reduced rate but you will have to discuss that with her!

So you better get it while you can!

TL.

P. S. I guess between packing and embassies and visas she should still have a little xxxtra time for us!

I had the good fortune to have two meetings with Mia on my stops in Buenos Aires. I had exchanged emails with Mia before leaving the States and we met for dinner with dessert in my hotel room. This weekend I arrived back in BA several days ahead of my original schedule and was fortunate that Mia had time for a lunch date with me. As with most of the previous reviews, I can say without a doubt that Mia is a delightful, charming and intelligent dinner companion and is a terror (of the very best kind) behind closed doors. She is in no way a clock watcher, but my time with her was still gone much too soon.

I did have the advantage that by accident I learned the secret of something that she loves dearly and I was lucky enough to hold the key to providing it. It will remain a secret (I won't even tell you Ramiro!) since no man should hold such power with a lovely and passionate woman like the lovely Mia.

For those who complain about her rates, I would compare her to an underpriced fine vintage wine which cannot be properly enjoyed by someone who drinks the cheapest beer in the local pub.

I hope that in the future I am fortunate enough to have the opportunity to spend more time with this charming young woman.

OldStag2

Thanks guys love to you all.

[QUOTE=MiaJohnson;421520]Thanks guys love to you all.[/QUOTE]Hey MJ!

Is it true that due to that suspicious looking monger getting killed that you are leading the "Million Woodie March?"

TL

ROTFLMAO!

Miss your company at Jax and Queso's dinners.

Wish you a speedy recovery from the accident.

[QUOTE=Rockin Bob; 421380]I am definitely confused.

Here's my theory, and when the lights get turned back on maybe we'll find out it's true.

In the confusion, Tejano Libre and Toymann have somehow ended up in bed together, each thinking the other is Mia Johnson.

I know that sounds odd, but it makes sense.

TL is screaming out "fuck my tight pink asshole," Toymann thinks, hey, it's English, it's got to be Mia. He posts a report saying she loves it up the ass and that's that.

Toymann is busy pumping TL, and TL's thinking, hey, these strap on dildoes are great! And since the chica speaks English she's got to be Mia Johnson. So he writes a rave review.

Mia Johnson has so far met neither of them, and seeing how well they are getting along, it is unlikely she ever will. Which is good, more Mia for the rest of us.

There are no problems, only solutions.[/QUOTE]

Hi everyone, I will be going away tomorrow 31 March until 7th April. During my vacay I won't be checking AP or mail either. Am going into the wilderness to recharge my batteries. See you all on my return. Besos

[QUOTE=MiaJohnson;421548]Hi everyone, I will be going away tomorrow 31 March until 7th April. During my vacay I won't be checking AP or mail either. Am going into the wilderness to recharge my batteries. See you all on my return. Besos[/QUOTE]Have a great trip, see you in April.

I had the absolute pleasure of catching this beauty before she took off on vacation. Very very lucky me.

Mia is phenomenal! This girl has it all. Beautiful face, rockin body and knows how to use it and a great personality.

All of you posters are right about her she 's fantastic in so many ways!

I tried to convince her to postpone her vacation for a week but no success.

Kind of tough to compare or take it up a notch when you spend an afternoon with this fantastic babe.

Mia. Many thanks for everything!

Hey everyone.

I am still away and will be back from my trip Monday.

And as of Monday I will be available until June, which is when I will be leaving buenos aires for an indefinate amount of time and more likely than not "retiring" altogether from this business.

Between now and then I will be available Mondays to Fridays.

Besos.

Mj

[QUOTE=MiaJohnson; 421638]Hey everyone.

I am still away and will be back from my trip Monday.

And as of Monday I will be available until June, which is when I will be leaving buenos aires for an indefinate amount of time and more likely than not "retiring" altogether from this business.

Between now and then I will be available Mondays to Fridays.

Besos.

Mj[/QUOTE]I said when this gem of a lady appeared in out midst that her time with us would be limited. Now it is official. And I truly recommend that any who have not yet enjoyed the pleasure of this lady to do so before she is gone forever.

Am back boys. Tanned and batteries recharged. (toys included hahah) and between now and June ready to play. After that its bye bye MJ. Mon-Fri, PM me for different "Mia promotions" I am offering for the lead up to my departure. Besos

[QUOTE=MiaJohnson;421651]Am back boys. Tanned and batteries recharged. (toys included hahah) and between now and June ready to play. After that its bye bye MJ. Mon-Fri, PM me for different "Mia promotions" I am offering for the lead up to my departure. Besos[/QUOTE]Welcome back MJ!

I have something I want to straighten out between us!

Call me at home Baby!

TL.

P. S. Before it's too late!

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 421652]Welcome back MJ!

I have something I want to straighten out between us!

Call me at home Baby!

TL.

P. S. Before it's too late![/QUOTE]Much more effecient sending a pm for this kind of message. Or do you need everyone to be informed of everything you do always. Just saying

[QUOTE=Kevins;421653]Much more effecient sending a pm for this kind of message. Or do you need everyone to be informed of everything you do always. Just saying[/QUOTE]Damn It Boys!

It's fucking funny!

You laughed! I know you did!

Admit it!

She loves me!

TL. Still Running For President!

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 421654]Damn It Boys!

It's fucking funny!

You laughed! I know you did!

Admit it!

She loves me!

TL. Still Running For President![/QUOTE]I just wish you would learn for your own good to put your brain in gear before engaging your mouth.

[QUOTE=Kevins;421655]I just wish you would learn for your own good to put your brain in gear before engaging your mouth.[/QUOTE]That would imply that I have a brain!

TL

Hello, chicos,

Just landed in BsAs, booked with Ms. MJ a month ago. She confirmed in the morning.

We met at the Cafe close to mi casa. She showed up a few minutes earlier. She is.

Just what I expected, pretty and intelligent and of course young. We had a great.

Conversation then headed to my apartment.

I have a pretty high standard, and this one is among one of the tops. There was no.

Rush at all, that makes me relaxed, the whole process was hot, and skills and passion are.

Second to none. I must say that the ingredient is complete or the package is full.

Have to repeat!

It turns out that she canceled her 3 months trip, so enjoy!

DG

Thanks dick. But just to clarify guys, I will still be leaving in June. Besos Mj

[QUOTE=MiaJohnson;421808]Thanks dick. But just to clarify guys, I will still be leaving in June. Besos Mj[/QUOTE]Please say it ain't so Honey!

What will we do without you?

With or without you?

Still going to pull that son of a ***** off thinking about you Baby!

TL

Howdy Mia,

I'm in Thailand now and will be in BA for my birthday in December.

Any chance of seeing you for the lighting of my candles?

A long distance admirer,

Jackpot

How are you doing adjusting to a new culture and set of language issues? Is it easier to balance your buget now?

You have brought more than a little to of joy to many!

Warmest regards,

Bob Miami.

Ps TL and I can aggree on one thing-you top in both of our books. Have you watched Belle de Jour yet?

MJ met me today on arrival in BA and took care of everything I needed. I usually go to a privado for the first to get the easy one out of the way. This was much better, by far.

[QUOTE=MiaJohnson;422112]Come on boys. Only one month till I leave. I'm bored and horny. Jajaj.[/QUOTE]Although as most know I am on the sideline (yes still) I would like to add my reminder that while there are many ladys of the night there are hardly any in Buenos Aires near the level of Mia and that if you have not yet enjoyed the pleasure of her company your time is now really running out as I do not expect her to grace our halls after June ever again. I have already given my thanks to this lady via the forum on occasian but as her time is now at the end I do want to add my thanks to her for gracing us (and especially me) with the very fun, sexy, passionate lady that she is.

I saw Mia on my recent trip to B. A.

I really liked her. It is great for an English-only speaker like me to get to have a session in English. Afterwards I felt like I made a new friend. She is an experienced world traveller and is interesting to talk to.

I found her best physical attribute to be her large breasts with classic freckles. A cute young London girl who gives a great BBBJ and allows as many pops as the customer can manage in the session. Plus, she can mix things up and she is comfortable with most any activity except greek.

I highly recommend her and I am very glad I saw her.

Mia, or MJ as I call her is a sexpot. Its sad that she is going away soon. Her BBBJ is really really really great. Her energy level is outstanding and you can have an intelligent conversation with her. Or even take her out to a fancy restaurant and she will not give off the puta vibe, but that of a classy young woman.

She has been working out six days a week and lost some weight from the last time I was here. She is growing a nice set of abs and her ass is getting nice and tender like a good lomo. The view from behind makes me blow my shit too fast!

I have known her for a year or so now and I have nothing but good things to say. She is a 9 in my book. She is probably more of a sex addict than I am also.

Get it while you can! Hopefully after I leave in a few weeks LOL!

[QUOTE=Kevins;422129]Although as most know I am on the sideline (yes still) I would like to add my reminder that while there are many ladys of the night there are hardly any in Buenos Aires near the level of Mia and that if you have not yet enjoyed the pleasure of her company your time is now really running out as I do not expect her to grace our halls after June ever again. I have already given my thanks to this lady via the forum on occasian but as her time is now at the end I do want to add my thanks to her for gracing us (and especially me) with the very fun, sexy, passionate lady that she is.[/QUOTE]Does anybody know where she is going and what her plans are? I will miss her for sure. One always wonders what ever happens to girls of this calibre.

Just my intuition. If I am wrong, it won't be the first time and I apologize in advance. I like mia and haven't been with her for a while. I assume that the elegent sensuality may have crossed the line into TL's world--------on line high fives with TL mean one thing for a newby male and something else for a woman. I like her and truly wish her the best.

Gato is one of the most trustable guys I have known thru this board. This saddens me greatly.

GIRL if you read this.you have lots of guys who like you big time- you're bright and beauitiful. Fix it! Before it fixes you.

Chezz send me a pm and take a chill pill

[QUOTE=Miami Bob; 422329]Just my intuition. If I am wrong, it won't be the first time and I apologize in advance. I like mia and haven't been with her for a while. I assume that the elegent sensuality may have crossed the line into TL's world-on line high fives with TL mean one thing for a newby male and something else for a woman. I like her and truly wish her the best.

Gato is one of the most trustable guys I have known thru this board. This saddens me greatly.

GIRL if you read this. You have lots of guys who like you big time- you're bright and beauitiful. Fix it! Before it fixes you.

Chezz send me a pm and take a chill pill[/QUOTE]I recommended her a long time ago as has everyone else!

That's all Man!

Don't blame me for something that I have no control over!

Please!

We know that she is a very nice girl but we don't know what's going on in her life!

Gato Man knows his shit but obviously something got lost in translation!

Let's not make the poor girl suffer anymore!

TL

TL tries to manipulate in anyway possible. Mia may be a willing victim. I hope she reads this stuff. Gato adored her.

But giving whoever started the thread moderating power, is odd at least. is the new official policy giving a woman the power to write her own reviews?

Chezz--you were involved in this exchange--with all of the faults of the membership and different posting styles and sometimes mistakes and poor judgemnent, would you really want to have the thread starting poster to be the thread's moderator.

Adim--there will always be 4:am posts that need moderation--but do you really want to go in this new dirrection? major decisions also may be done at 4am and reviewed the next day

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise pointless posts, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

I had the pleasure of making her acquaintance this past week in BA. This was done due to some recommendations I recieved from some of you on this board. All I can say is "Wow"! My time spend with her is going to be an awesome memory now that I am back home. She is fun, smart, sexy, and oh so talented. I envy you guys who live in BA.