2004 Reports - Edited

Does any body have experience with chicas in Tigre? What are the best places?

Ok guys, this is a request for help! I have mongered the world, it is my job, and I live in vegas. Bringing a newbie (he hasn't been properly laid in 6 years, i do it most everyday!) (we are both in 50's) to B.A. Aug 12 through the 21st. I have not been back to BA for 20 years, however been to rio three times last year. I generally don't like websites, and always prefer to bring them back to apt. so clubs tend to be my favorite, although pretty good at taking waitresses out of bars and coffee shops. (ask me about Saigon)

I would appreciate anyone helping me sift through Jackson's list of clubs to prioritize. If anyone is around to help tour, I will buy drinks, cabs, food! I will be considerate on pricing however for 10's I pay list! ;-) But we are tough on definitions if you know what I mean. I am not impressed by many pictures, however some are in fact killers! Like all of us, I hate getting ripped in clubs for cover charges and bad women. So I need help avoiding this training period..

In addition, I really really like spinners. Have a regular one in Rio, how hard for me to find here?..small waists are my turn on..
Any help will be greatly appreciated.

P.S. Jackson, any chance for meeting?. WE want to discuss retiring from U.S. part or full time to B.A. Maybe you know a real estate agent? Need to be a citizen to buy?

I am doing Romania, Hungary, Czech and Bulgaria in Sept. Help me on B.A. and I'll payback with info from these countries as well as my 50th trip to Thailand.

Best.

Exon Reporting: Memo To DickHead

Congratulations on your conquest of Susana from Catto's. Ive always found her to be very good and I really should have spent sometime with her on my last trip.

But my question is with your command of the Spanish langush did you get her down to the $125 peso price I suggested ?

Please give my regards to the "Mouse" and watch him as he has a tendency to over fuck himself, he,he,he

Exon

Now Exon RTFF because it is not the same Susana but yes I got her to agree to 125 but then I gave her 150 anyway. Then yesterday I lost my virginity in Excedra. The Mouse and I had been drinking which is probably fairly surprising, but what was more surprising is we were doing it in Recoleta. It transpired that we were near Orleans having lunch and so went there for a beer but there were no real finds. Mouse had been told by a favorita that she was working in Salomé and that Salomé was open during the day. We doubted this but hopped in a cab only to find it, of course, closed. Either Mouse misunderstood her or it could have been a very rare case of a prostitute not telling the truth.

Thirsty, we decided to go to Newport. Now mind you it is like 3 or 4 PM at this point. Newport was open but empty and Mouse decided that we should have one beer in every restaurant in Recoleta. This jibed nicely with my overall alcoholism and I believe we visited quite a few places but then we wanted eye candy. I suggested Pizza Piaola or something like that on Libertad where there is a very good looking Ukranian chick I want to fuck and also a Russian chick that SomeGuy fucked but rejected due to tattoos.

However it is closed on Sundays and I knew that and should have remembered and so pimp slapped myself a few times and we tried to find a decent bar in the neighborhood but were inexorably drawn to Excedra. Now I am always ragging on this place for its plethora of old ugly hags but this time there was a cute blond and I sort of wanted to fuck her but then a cute morocha showed up so Mouse and I decided to invite them to go across the street to Madeleine's for a drink. Then we fucked them. I did the morocha who was from Perú near Iquitos. She was shocked that I had actually been to Iquitos and so that gave us something to chat about and she was a good fuck so then I fed her pasta with Bolognese sauce. 100 plus 5 for taxi. No rush. Nice girl. I will fuck her again. Maybe.

We then ate at Parillón where Mouse was disturbed to find out that his favorite cook had quit. Our lomo was a bit closer to medium rare than the medium we had ordered but it was still good. Then we went to Affaire which sucked, some other club with no apparent name where they offered us a free beer and actually gave us one UNLIKE HOOK, and then Shampoo. Shampoo offended us by asking 30 pesos to enter and have a drink so we told them to FOAD and went to the triangle. Ness was dead and Catto's was not very busy either. Aided considerably by the fact that we had been drinking for about twelve hours, we began to fondle some women. There is a huge blonde now in Catto's and another that is 5'11" that we think is pregnant. Mouse and I both like to fuck pregnant women because we are sick, sick, sick. But Mouse ended up taking home the huge one (not fat just a big big girl) and I secretly got her to agree to fuck me later for 100 pesos as long as I don't tell anyone. So don't tell anyone. But alleged nympho Fabiana would not go with me for 100 so I went to the shoe store to look for dick smokers but there were none so I went instead to The Shamrock where I had two completely unneeded Fernet and Cokes and went to bed, drunk.

Now I am horny and Rafaela is not available for a BJ for about two more hours so I may have to go to Maipú 429 or perhaps Laprida 947. I think I will have a few beers first, though.

The first 48 hrs:
Exon, I haven't been fucked out yet, but I'm doing my best to achieve it. Yes, DH and I lost our virginty at Excedra yesterday and having been drinking all day had nothing to do with it, I think, hickup! Mine was named Rossy (#4 this trip) from Paraguay who comes here for a week at a time about every month. A nice blonde spinner who spends most of her time at Excedra and I am sure keeps quite busy. She snuck on a condom during BBBJ, but I quickly remedied that and the overall experience was above average, but nothing special.

The first 3 were Rafaela (my afternoon welcome) who was disappointing because she wasn't the GFE which I prefer. Then that night I had my chica Pimp Rosie set up a threesome with her and Barbara. Now Rosie for some reason likes me and will do anything for me. She's a blonde spinner who's looks are nothing special, but her entusiasm is second to none. She always has a smile and willing to try anything for me which can have its' advantages. I just have to tell her what I am thinking and she takes care of it whether it be her or another. The good news is that I only did DATY on Barbara and then fucked them both only to find out that Rosie's time had started with a couple blood spots on the sheets. Why won't they tell us?

Then last night I had Hanna, a statuesque blonde (not her real color) from Catto's with a little baby fat who looks great and is very agreeable. Highly recommended by this Mouse because she pleases and then pleases some more. A definite repeat for me on my next trip. Yes, my fee was 150p for 2 hrs because I'm no dickhead, but then again, he should get a discount at 100p because he'll be sucking my Dick when he has his opportunity. The best by far of my first five, but #6 will be here in a minute and the Adventure continues .....

The Mouse reporting

BTW. I just might do the pregnant one before I leave. Why? Why Not? Any votes?

Couple of questions for the BA experts

Will be coming to BA end of Auguest for 3 nights and will then proceed to Bariloche. Mongered in Brazil (10 years ago), The Phillipines, China, HK, Macau, Thailand and Cuba. All great with the exception that Thailand is overrated and Cuba was a pain in the ass.

Speaking of ass, is anal sex available and if so how is the subject suggested? In Asia it is virtually unheard of except maybe in Thailand were I found one women requesting it. What is popular or should I say expected in Asia is a complete rim job. In Macau they combine it with a fire and ice routine that is amazing. Do the BA girls know of such tricks?

I speak English and some Chinese which often allows for GFE experiences in China and the Phillipines. However, I can barely function in Spanish so will the "GFE" be out of the question as all nighters? Negotiate in Spanish, English or a combination of both?

I will be arriving on a Friday and leave BA on Monday, from what I have read in prior reports these are the worst days to play. Any suggestions on how to maximize the playing time? Are the Kampinsky Hotels open to female guests?

Any imformation on Bariloche?

I realize that I'am asking a number of questions and frankly I've got a thousand more after seeing the pictures posted on this site.
I will be very happy to answer any questions I can about Asia as payback.

DickHead & Mouse, your both very naughty boy's

Exon

Mouse,

I am the new scorekeeper ... You have had fucked six (6)
girls in how many hours ...

Keep up your dick and the good work ...

MM,

Hanna (German ancestry) is very nice to converse. She was all over me the other night. But then I saw the tatoo spread over the entire arm. No go.
Barbara is also great. She is asking me all the time. I might have to take her sometimes. I took, Nasha (also has little tatoos on the back), a 19 yr. old spinner, who was a total surprise for me. Great experience.

I am here for four days now and things could not be better and are going at lightning speed (for me only, which is max. 3 in a day. Don't worry MM, your record is still intact). Lots of great discoveries. Most important of them is a great find at Excedra. Capt. Dave also concurred. I thought of seeing her again and lo and behold I got a call at the apartment at 4 PM. She likes to come over. I had an appointment with an internet girl at 5 PM, so I told her to come at 11 PM. I will just pay her to see naked. She has such a great body.

The internet girl just left. I got shocked when I opened the door. She is better looking than her picture. She is Bernarda from Platynum. The time was simply stupendous. One hour appointment (150 P per hour) ended in just over 2 hours. Then went out for a cup of coffee. Gave her 200 P and put her in a taxi.

All the standard boliches are being covered extensively by the resident experts on a daily basis. I have nothing new to add. However, there are some`quasi`new things I learned, which I may write at a later time. Yesterday, I wrote a long report in a locotaria and lost the whole thing because of my stupidity.

MM, you know the apt. telephone number. Call me or PM me if you want to get-together later in the week.

Another 16 days to go. Hope I survive the ordeal.

Chau for now.

Bandy

I fucked Bárbara from Catto's one night and she wasn't very good (there may be more than one Bárbara, however). She does have a nice body though. Also I fucked Bernarda last summer and she also has a nice body but I thought her performance was lackluster.

But anyway I could not hook up with Rafaela and when I went to Maipú they only had 2 chicas, neither was very good looking, and they wanted 70 pesos for a half hour. So I split and went to Pelvi's to feed my friends there some chocolate. Then I was going to go to Suipacha 921 to check out the chick who looks like Cameron Diaz but instead I called Puppy Dog Eyes, who has quit working at Hook, and had her come over. I like PDE a lot and she is happy with 100 pesos and cab fare so why not? She says since she is very petite she could fit in my luggage and I could take her to Europe with me when I go in two weeks. Well, maybe if she would let me CIM I would consider it. But otherwise no mi amor.

Maybe tonight I will fuck Hanna.

Bandy,
I'm not big on Tattoos either, but when both the owner and DH are both telling you that she's the one I want, well .... side slap me on the side of my head with a cast iron fry pan please!

The heat is finally turning up:
After 4 ok performances, Hanna finally raised the bar and then this afternoon I had Sheyla from Ness come over for a visit. I got her number the other night because ... who knows. Well the heat is on! I had to give her 200p for 4 hrs of non-stop relentless passion. This girl would not quit! DFK, BBBJ (took the entire load) etc, etc. I am limp and I don't think I'm coming back any time soon so it's a good thing the dinner bell is ringing and DH is on his way.

Tonight is a big question mark because right now I am DONE, Spent, Finished! Next?!

One Limp Mouse

BTW Exon: Raspu has left Parrillon for greener pastures and more peso. I have the new info if you want.

First the good news. Here is a [b]new place you need to check out:[/b] "Jazz" in Reconquista between Tres Sargentos and Paraguay. In fact it is directly across from Cutty Sark. The gata salvaje mentioned this place at dinner the other night but said it was "muy tranquilo" and there were only about four chicas there. NOT! There were about 15 when Mouse and I checked it out tonight at about 12:30, including numerous horny Paraguayas. There was a lot of gratuitous physical contact and also they have a good singer. Plus there was a strip show and she took it ALL off and also put her mouth on my crotch. Bueno. Recommended. No cover but your drinks are 15 and hers are 25 so kinda high BUT they have Isenbeck in bottles.

Then to Ness where the gata salvaje was not initially in evidence so I stuck my tongue down some other gal's throat but then she appeared mysteriously and was jealous so began kissing Mouse. That led to some fun and games where Mouse was kissing her but I was feeling her up and then whereas he was kissing whoever my girl was but then we kinda traded off and it was pretty bueno.

On to Catto's and here problems ensued. There is a tall chick named Valentina who had been pretty nice and so was on my list but smokes a lot so not high on the list. However she pursued me aggressively tonight and the timing seemed good so since she was extremely affectionate I thought it would be good to fuck her. NO. Right before we left she ordered a third 20 peso drink against my wishes and then in the cab her demeanor changed entirely: "I want to go somewhere to eat; let's go buy some wine (can't do that after 11 pm now anyway = SUCKS); tip the taxi driver 5 pesos and etc." Then in the apartment she wanted payment up front so NO and you are GONE. She then tried to reverse course and say OK sexo fine, but the damage had already been done.

Then it got ugly. She tried the old block the door trick and was saying I had to pay her anyway because I took her out of the bar. No I don't HAVE to pay you SHIT and get away from my door or I will remove you physically and you can have taxi money and that is IT. So I have to show her out because it is a secured building and there is door slamming and other bullshit. I give her 20 pesos and good riddance.

So I then waited 5 minutes and hopped in a cab back to Catto's. I will say management expressed concern but I said no, it was just a miscommunication and it is no one's fault and todo esta bien. Then Mouse tried to hook me up with Cubana Hamady who has huge natural tits and I felt them all up and her nice big ass and then we were going to leave for 200 pesos but she wanted money up front and I said no and she just immediately turned around and left. So FUCK THAT SHIT and avoid chicas who think they can speak English and who order a lot of drinks.

Two thumbs up for Jazz!
The only problem was I knew a couple chicas who are working there. Stormy, your massage girl from Hot Point is there; An old favorita (can't remember her name though, Mairta - that's it) of mine is there; plus a few good lookers and a show or 2 and ....... The drinks are15p for yourself, 25p for the lady with only a 1 drink minimum to kidnap her. They also seem to like to rev it up and "Party". BTW Dh, she was naked on her knees with her head in your crotch while you were standing at the bar .... Just might have to push the buttons on this one.

A Suggestion; A meeting at Jazz on thursday night at Midnight for Recon and sharing of tall tales. If anyone would like to join us (myself and compadre) for dinner beforehand, let us know and we will share the details of where and when.

OK, I think I'm getting close to being "Fucked Out" (maybe)

Mickey the Mouse

DH,

Bernerda goes for the romatic approach and that's also my mode of choice. It was CBJ though. But except that , her performance was really from heart. She let me take lots of pictures during the actions, which I rarely do. And she was more than wiling to spend extra time with me. She constantly asked whether she can see me again. I might do that. She was great.

The girl from Excedra again surprised me last night with her punctuality. Called me 15 min before 11 PM and rang the door bell exactly 15 min later. We went out for dinner at PEPE LOMO. El Jefe, if you are reading this you will be pleased to know that they fixed their sound system. The music was very pleasing to ear. Most of the customers joined in the fun. Two hours later came back to the apt and the real fun started. Another two hours later, I was completely drained. This 20 yr. old, becoming too much for me. Again, the body, the look, the performences are just too good. Everything is covered though. Too much health fanatic. Good for her. It does not bother me anymore. As I said, I will just pay her to see naked.

More later.

Bandy

I was going through my list of Numbers today and two things became apparent: One: I haven't verified Antonela's # yet and two: I need some new talent to call upon when the need strikes. So what do I do? Since my Dick got hard when I saw Antonela's number in eye lash liner, I decided to give it a try. Yup, it's her number alright. It was 1:30 pm and she was still sleeping so I told her I would call back later when she was up.

Then I found a number for Karen who I saw at Affaire the other night and supposedly she remembers me from last year. Well this may come as a surprise to some, but I don't remember all the chicas I fuck, but this one may have some asian in her blood lines also so a call was in order. Yes was her response and said she would be here in an hour (due in 5 minutes) and now I wait for that tap on the door to see what surprise may lurk.

So what do you think? Midnight on thursday at Jazz (check DH's posting for location). It's showtime!

MM