Buenos Aires - 2002 Reports

Pro,

The girls picked a place called "Niceto". The DJ played a lot of current American club music, which was a surprise. We went around 1:30 and the place was a ghost town. But, by 2:30 it was PACKED to the rafters with very young Argentinians between 19-25. (Imagine the girls from Blacks, Playwoman etc. on their night off) It was so crowded that it took several minutes for us to make it to the door to leave. This was not a place to just hang out and chat. Everyone was there to party. HARD. Picture the opening night club/rave/slaughter house scene from the movie "Blade" and you'll get the idea. Drinks were cheap, but well made. Also, there were "club" dancers on the stage and the balcony all night dressed in various costumes. I couldn't even begin to tell you the address. I just know it was about 10 minutes by taxi from the Galleria (?).

Dress code: it seemed more "rave" than "Armani". Again, it was a place to party, as opposed to a place to be seen partying.

Have fun.

Life is soooo good. To address some previous threads, yeah, maybe I could try to hook with a non pro, but that would be dating. I do enough damn dating in the US. I´m here for whoring, nuff said.

I had been on a serious roll. I was patting myself on the back. All those chicas, and not a single ugly one? How did I get so lucky? Well, the gods were listening, and they have a sense of humor, I´m afraid. My saga continued at Playwoman with a girl named Mariana. I had been knocking back more than my fair share of Cervezas, and we were sitting pretty far away from the stage where the chicas dance. But this one caught my eye. Tall--real tall. Thin and a good dancer. I had the waitress flag her over. As she appraoched, I couldn´t help but notice she suffered from a middling case of the uglies. I should have cut bait, but beer is not always a good companion. I thought to myself,"Hey bud, why don´t you do an ugly while you´re here?" It made sense at the time. So back we go to my place. Light did not cure here affliction by any means. I turned off the lamp. Business completed. Straightforward. 200 pesos. Yuck.

Next day I had a late Platynum incall. Denis. Looks just like her pix. She had to drive about 45 min to get to my place. I was glad she did. Very sweet, very passionate. Totally took her time. Great bbbj (I have given in). One more thing. She sucked my toes. She sucked my freakin toes. 160 pesos

Things got better in the looks department. The next night Maddur and I went to Black. I wanted to drive a hot sports car home that night. Dyana was the answer to my desires. I have to say she may be the best looking girl I have seen in the clubs. Shoulder length blond hair, BJL, tall body packed into a denim jumper that was topped off with cleavage into which David Blaine could jump off a building and land safely. 150 US for 90 min. I´m soooo sold. This girl is a very hot sports car---a Fiero. Know what I´m saying? Not much performance under the hood. No kissy, no sucky. Nice fucky. I was all over banging and just looking at her beautiful face, but she definitely was the coldest I have had here.

That night, back in Black. I think someone had mentioned a Claudia from there, and sure enough, that is who I wound up talking to. She was standing there with her friend Dyana, whose acquaintance I had made earlier. Hilarious. They must talk about us. Anyway, Claudia is a big girl--tall, full body, built to grind. She was damn fun. She was a big soft adult playground. 200 US.

Yesterday morning I had a taste for precious metal, and since Platynum has been so good to me...Lorena. Stop what you are doing right now and look at her pix. Are you back? I did her. She is a sweet, nice 21 yr old. Not a hard body, but great curves and super soft. Did you see those lips? Know where they were? Heh heh heh. 150 pesos.

I went back to affaire last night. I was only halfheartedly into it. But time is running out, so I sucked it up and made do. Marcia was her name, a whorish looking 22yo packed tight into a halter top. Buck teeth, but in a cute way. Peaches and cream complexion. 200 pesos for 90 min. We went once, and she said she had to get back. I said "That was 90 min?" So she looks at the clock and decides I have another 45 min. I made her put it in her one more time. Giddyup, baby.

This morning was an unbelievably pleasant surprise from the makers of--you guessed it--Platynum. Zamantha. Check her profile. Posed for Brazilian Playboy, Cheri magazine, and does some modelling in the US. 150pesos. Speaks English. Wow wow wow. Beautiful girl. 24 yo. Enthusiastic bbbj, 2 rounds of action. She works out a lot, and trains in boxing. I asked her if she could take me. She didn´t even crack a smile when she said yeah. Guys, if you visit, call her. She also has an incall location. Top 2 or 3 so far.

Tonight, probably Black for me. You may have noticed that I have been doing a lot of Platynum. It really has been great. Cheaper than the clubs, and home delivery. The girls are more real, as well. I have a few more on my personal list, so I don´t think I will take any requests. Some of the girls will let you take pix, some won´t. Well, back to "work". Stay tuned.

Hello compadres. I have been reading this board for many months now and decided to become a member. I have also traveled to BA for many years and have been to many of the places mentioned. It is all accurate!!

Anyone traveling to BA next week? If so let me know as I will be down moingering around.

Day 15...taking the easy way out...bought the english newspaper The Herald...5 escort agencys in back...dealt in english...150 pesos all in plus taxi doe...girls are a 6 but service was an 8. All the babes are very young and arrive in 10 minutes. They seem to be pushing the 19 year olds. But, being the gentleman that I am I ask for the 21 year olds. hahaha

When I rate a girl a six it is my effort to communicate what I believe most of you would consider a six. But this is where we part company. Because to me this six is an understatment because I put a major premiun on the age of these women. Put simply, they are all my daughters age.

Sigh…

I'm afraid the point that was being made has been missed by some.
This is not about "dating" vs. "whoring". For all intents and purposes, for most men those are two sides of the same coin. One issue is whether the financial exchange is explicit (whoring) or implied (dating). Another issue is quantity. For many guys dating connotes a long, tedious process of trying to get into some woman's pants while whoring means a free-for-all where guys can exchange money (which is relatively easy to obtain) for sex with beautiful women (which is arguably more difficult to obtain). But, its all connected.

The point I attempted to make was that every woman (except the most hardcore and jaded) has different places in her mind where she thinks about different parts of her life. On the first level, she has all of her tasks like paying the bills, doing laundry, getting groceries, etc. If you are talking to an escort, stripper, etc., most men end up in this category. They are a task, client, or "mark". They represent a car payment, a rent payment, and a way to satisfy the financial needs of life. (All you guys giving American strippers big tips as a way to get their attention…BIG mistake.) This happens very often in "dating" relationships where women are looking for the BBD (bigger, better deal).

However, these women also have another part to their mind. And this is where they ponder fantasies, daydream, and explore their own personal desires as a woman. (This is true of virtual EVERY woman.) And the key is to get her to view you from THAT part of her mind. Then, her spending time with you is a way for her to satisfy her own desires as a woman, rather than a way to pay her bills. Guys forget/ignore the fact that after she's finished doing her "job" with you, she goes home, takes a nice hot bath…then F**KS the bejeesus out of some guy/girl/both whom she really likes. You're her source of income while the other person is her source of fun. Pop quiz: Which would you rather be?

The rules, financial requirements, and limitations that exist when you are a client disappear when you are a source of "fun". Being in the fun zone opens up a whole new world of possibilities. Basically, the only way to get all that she has to give as a woman is by being in this place. The best part is when they verbalize this by saying something like, "I have to go make some money, but after that, let's go hang out." And then, they do it! (Believe what they do, not what they say.)

For example, I was in strip club in the northeast when this attractive Latina did something I didn't like. When I called her on her bad behavior, she at first tried to make it seem like it was my fault (don't you love it when they do that!). I told her in a very calm, but firm voice that I don't reward bad behavior and she walked away pissed (remember, she's the hot stripper, her actions are never to be questioned). Well, she spent the next two hours trying to apologize. She kept buying ME drinks. Other strippers actually came over to apologize for her. And whenever one did, I would have a nice long conversation with them in full view of the Latina. And eventually the bartender brought over her phone number while she was sitting at the other end of the bar. At this point, I hadn't given her a dime. Why, in a crowded club, was she working so hard for my approval? Because I demonstrated by my behavior that I wasn't a mark.

The great thing about BsAs is that it is possible for a guy to find just about anything. If you want to have an endless stream of sessions with hot 21 year olds, its available. If you want to look for non-pro action at nightclubs, malls, coffee shops, etc, its possible. My requirements were specific: young, hot, aggressively bisexual (Club Drgn has a two p---y minimum) and I had to be able to have the full GFE with them both inside and outside the bedroom. Final requirement: I had to be in the "fun" zone.

Mission accomplished.

Dude, I can't believe you sighed at me. Ouch. Can't handle the philosophy, no blood in my brain.

Dear Penthouse,
I met the sweetest thing in a local nightclub called Playwoman. I don't usually attract that many women, but it seemed like my lucky night. There were so many stunners in there, and they all seemed to be trying to catch my eye. It must have been my new cologne.

Anyway she sat down next to me and we had a delightful little chat. We really seemed to hit it off, I bought her a couple of drinks which she really seemed to appreciate. She couldn't seem to keep her hands off me! Was this really happening? She was gorgeous with a flat tummy, long legs and a flood of raven black hair. Well one thing leads to another and Nadia and I head back to Chez Umgman. I dont want to get into too many details, but we made sweet love all night. She said something about dos cientos, but I dont speak Spanish, so I have no idea what she meant. I threw her a couple hundred pesos so she could get herself something nice, and walked her to the door. I wonder if she will be at the same club tonight.

I ran into a girl who was absolutely beautiful. I saw her pic on an internet chat called Platynum. Well, I called Anastasia, and to my wonder and delight, she immediately agreed to come over and see me, presumably to discuss the present economic situation of her country. When she walked in I really couldnt believe my eyes. She was magnificent. Look at her pix, guys, because that is exactly what walked into my room. Beautiful face, as well. I must have still had some residual cologne on from the previous night, because my luck had not changed. She was all over me in an instant. Before I knew it , I was on my back in the bed with her running her tongue slowly over my naked schlinky. Im touching myself right now thinking about it. So I had to saddle up right then and there for an intense but admittedly short ride. Round two got interesting. As I was Pleasuring her in whitebread missionary style, she was reaching around and clearly looking for the brown eye. We kept at it like this for a while and then she flipped over and got on all fours. She grabbed the little Umgman and put in in, and I went to town just revelling in the spectacle that was her ass. Since she had been so interested in my sphincter, I thought I would return the favor. I wet my thumb and went to give her a little backdoor massage. No back door found. Already full! Oops! No wonder little umgman seemed to be having such a profound effect! Well, there is no such thing as a free lunch fellas. She dismounts and strips off my condom. The she opens up two more. One went on little Umgman. I had a feeling I knew where number two was going to be living as well, and when she slipped it over her finger, my prescience was made apparent. What followed was my first prostate exam. I have a feeling that in the future, my urologists will not accompany it with the smoldering blow job that Anastasia did. She mumbled something about ciento cincuenta (can you believe it) but I gave her 100 US for her attention to detail. Hopefully, we will keep in touch.

You know, I was wrong. I guess just dating normal chicas really is more fun!

OMG. LOL! I haven't hit the boards in a while. Mostly because I know I won't get to go back down till December. It's kind of like torture reading about all the fun you guys are having. I couldn't resist today when Starfe called up and and he almost crapped his pants laughing and reading Umgman's post.

Damn. I was joking the other day that every day is like a Dear Penthouse Forum letter in Buenos Aires. Then I read Umgman's post. It was funny.

Different strokes for different folks. Whatever you're looking for you'll most likely find in B.A. Hell, I spent the better half of this morning talk to one of the normal girl's I met in a restaurant down there on Instant Messenger today. Also, one of the girls from Playwoman has called me every single day since I left a month ago. (No exaggeration..I swear). The normal relationship is not really my cup of tea either. I'm with Umgman with his philosophy of 'pay to play'.

I hope I get a chance to meet up with some of you some day down there. Most days I still think about quitting my job and moving down there. My Spanish is getting drastically better with the night classes and talking to all these chicas online and on the phone.

Have fun all.

Saint

umgman,

As the Saint said," Different strokes for different folks." Play hard, man.

A few questions for the BA experts-
What times do the clubs like Playwoman and Black's open?
Do all taxis know where these places are or can someone provide addresses.
What hotels in Recoleta are within walking distance of the above clubs?
How easy is it to find girls in these clubs that are willing to do BBBJ? (If anyone has a girl they would like to suggest-please feel free to e mail me directly)
Thanks for any info.
[email]asiaman18@hotmail.com[/email]-

Umgman,

What a classic...you're killing me man...just let me know where to pick up some of that cologne!

drgn
Thanks for it ('Niceto') , sems to be a good place for targeting non pros or pros 'off duty'....anybody BTW has any idea where chicks of Black or others clubs go partying after work or during day off ?

Spending downtime with english speaking locals at the French Street Bistro near Art suites. This is the kind of place where everyone knows your name...a good hang out. Here I learned of the J n B Pub on French street...details on one of my previous posts.

Today they told me of their dream girl that all of them did. I could see on there faces that this was a very special dish...ok...where do I go I ask...and they tell me 2254 French street, about 10 yards away, adjacent to J n B theres a fancy little house for the locals...how much...100 pesos...yabba...phone number is 4825 9168...one madam and 3 chicas who turn out to all be on Platynum.com.ar. So much for the consensus going around that alot of guys believe these are regular chicks looking for some extra cash. Ha

The woman they tell me about is Aldana...guys look at the site...a text book body built for sin and a face that was worth showing afterall. This woman mounted up and spun her tight perfect little body like a top untill all I could say was oh god.

Now we know what the locals pay for these gals...yabba reporting

First I would like to thank Yabba and Umgman for making my stay really enjoyable with their wit and wisdom. The best part (OK Ok .. the socond best) of the trip was meeting up with these guys.
Here is my brief report as promised. Read the old posts - you will do well. I did. There is not much new info here (Part 3 is my own stuff and can be skipped). 1US$ = 3.5 pesos (roughly).

Part 1: (Non Chica)
When you land at the BA airport, do not exchange money near the baggage carousel. Take your bags, come outside. After you put your luggage through the x-ray machine, there is a counter to your right. They give a much better exchange rate. Change only a small amount for the cab fare. Cab fare is around 40 p to hotel Etoile.
Can't beat Etoile for the location. I also liked Art Suites but the beds at Etoile did not bother me too much (They are little old and the pillows are not great). I got the rate of 132 P per night for the executive room ( + taxes). The staff couldn't be friendlier.
To exchange money, walk out of Etoile, take a right - you will hit an intersection. There is bank (Itau) tow doors down on the opposite side of the road. There is also a money exchange place right opposite (The lines are usually shorter at the bank). I got rates ranging from 3.45 to 3.6. According to Yabba, you get a better rate with your ATM card - you should check this option.
Restaurants are plenty and I never had a bad meal - The prices are cheap (about $20 for a great dinner with wine, beef, desert and coffee - this was the max I spent for dinner at one of the best restaurants). In general you can have a decent lunch for $5and dinner for $12 (including tips).
Change your schedule. Everything starts hopping after midnight.

Part 2: (The clubs)
In general, you will find something that suits your taste. The skin tones run the whole spectrum - though I did not find too many dark skinned black women. All costs are short time (1 to 2 hrs). The costs are approximate and I did not bargain much. All clubs have exit drinks except Newport (which is a regular bar). Typically the drinks are 20p. for the girls. Take my ratings with a grain of salt. For example, I would rate Pamela Anderson 8 and Catherine Zeta Jones 9 (both 10 years back!)
Blacks: From Etoile take a right and another right at the intersection - walk 1 block and take a left. Blacks is midway on that block. The chicks run from 5 to 8 (you might find a 9). Cost: $100 to $200 ( I did not bargain much but some might go down to 250/300 p - $70 or so). You can also get her phone number and call her the next day - the rates will be cheaper. The atmosphere is more fun here when compared to Playwoman and there are more chicas.
Playwoman: From Etoile take a left cross the street and take a right at the next intersection. Keep the cemetery wall to your right and walk around it. The club is up a block. Chics 5 - 8 and cost around $100.
Affaire: From Etoile take a left and another left at Guido street. A notch below Blacks and Playwoman. But you can find an 8 or 9 here too. Chics 5 - 8 and cost around $100.
Newport: From Etoile take left cross Guido - walk straight. It is on the left. Weekend nights are slow. Get there after 1:00 AM on a weeknight.
Cutty Sark: I did not go there - but Yabba said it was similar to Affaire.
Sodoma: Near Playwoman. Couple of notches below Blacks and Playwoman. I did find an 8 there. Cost $80.
Solid Gold: Near Playwoman. Similar to Sodoma.
Tucuman 563: Day time place. Take a cab to Florida street and walk down. Once you hit Tucuman, take a left and look for 563. Girls range from 4-7. If you don't like what you see, you can walk.
Orleans: Day time. This is a cafe where pros work during the day. Cost $70 to $100. Chicas 5-7.
J&B: Chics are 4 to 7 but very sweet (GFE guaranteed). They are a tad older for my taste. Most of them in their early to mid thirties.
(Read Yabba's post).
Other: You can also see some working girls on Florida Street though they are not easy to spot.
Platynum site: Great girls - very friendly. Read Umgman's reports.

Part 3: (My stuff)
I hook up with Adriana before I leave and set up Laura from the Platynum web site for 24 hours - mistake ! Her face was a 5 at best - so I did not enjoy my first day in BA. Money spent ($300) and lesson learned. Don't get me wrong - she was fun to be with and took me to a Tango show (and acted as a trusted guide roaming BA and doing shopping). She also spoke decent English. My spanish is near zero.
Next day I take Adriana out for lunch - nice lunch with a bottle of wine. Tab less than $20 for both and the food was simply incredible. Adriana suggests a two or three girls from the site who fit my taste. That night I meet Yabba and Umgman for dinner and it was instant bonding! We swap stories during dinner and head out to Blacks. I took home a german chick (Britney Spears look alike) - and she was great. I was surprised to find out that she was 30 (looks 22/23). cost 350 p.
I decide to explore the Clarin ads - just for the fun as I speak virtually no spanish. I tried 5 places. One of them I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. I sent 4 of them back with cab fare. Took delivery on one - she was 21. Her face was a 6 at best but her body was out of this world! (Yabba agrees :-) cost 90p
Another day - I head out to Orleans and pick up this 7. As soon as we seal the deal for 200 p, in walks this stunning babe (easily 8) who looked like a cross between Pamela Anderson and Catherine Zeta J. I did not know what to do but had the balls to ask my babe to wait for a minute. I get up, walk over and say ola to this 8 - I somehow convey to her I would like to meet her later and give her my cell phone number. Then I go back to my 7 and take her home. That night while having dinner with Umgman at a nice sea food restaurant, she calls me back. I tell her I will call back. She calls back again in 10 min - I give the phone to Umgman to help me out with his Spanish. He conveys the message I will call her back around 1:00 AM. After dinner we hit Playwoman (or Blacks - I forget - It is all a blur !). I look around for a while - the chick who called me looks better than the selection available. I call her and she says she will be at Etoile at 2:00. I split after 30 min. and she is waiting in the lobby. She had a great attitude and I was done in 3 minutes ! After that we had a couple of drinks and I pop in 50 mg of Vitamin V. After 30 min or so we are at it again and it seems like eternity! She left in the morning (cost : $150).
Last night of my stay, I hit Blacks with Umgman and he picks up a hot blonde. I was eyeing an exotic creature but she was having a drink with another guy. After Umgman splits I wait for another 15 minutes, but this guy is not letting her go! (I don't blame him!). I head out to Sodoma. A nice looking chic immediately latches on to me. I decided to pass simply because I wanted to check out Solid Gold. At Solid Gold, another delightful creature walks in and I grab her right away. She was 20, had a dark skin and incredible bod. All in all $70 well spent (I could have easily bargained her down - she asked for $60 - tipped her $10). Had the feeling she would have done it for $40. I was generous as it was my last night and she couldn't be sweeter. (Sorry if I jacked up the prices for you guys!)
All in all, the only time I felt I did not get my money's worth was the first day I spent with Laura for $300 - This was completely my fault.
(I kept the report brief - if you need more info email me of post a question here with your email address and I will try to help).

All in all, I found the people to be very friendly and polite. Never felt that I was in any danger walking around at odd hours. Right now BA is a great value. I wish the peso gets stronger (though it would put a big dent in our mongering expenses!)

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Namaste

Hector H Zorrilla
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Had dinner with Yabba and a new friend last night. These guys were killing me. They were relating their Thai and soon to be Thai experiences. Nothing was left undescribed. So we´re sitting there, and a couple of native looking dudes who were yammering away in Spanish who were sitting next to us turn to us and ask us in crysal clear kings English where we were from. Lesson- don´t assume you aren´t being heard and understood. They were cool and weren´t offended by our shennanigans since they were up to the same thing. Still...

Anyway, all that talk of Thai got me a little worked up. I walk into Blacks and weave my way through a stunning array of lovelies. Who do I see but Carolina, a painfully cute half Argentine half Japanese waifish love sponge. Negotiations were short, I was eating sushi for dinner. 150 US. Back we go to my abode where the horizontal tango commenced. All in all bread and butter, but her tiny size made me look like a freakin giant. Little Umgman felt like Gulliver among the Lilliputians. Uh huh.

I got up this morning and was supposed to go to Uruguay with a chica. She didn´t show. Trust noone. I decided to console myself with moist box, and proceeded to call Nicole from Esc Ar number 38 I think. So she shows up and is not exactly what I had pictured. What are you gonna do? We got naked 300 pesos. She pulls out 5 condoms. I can´t help but think she is optimistic. But I give it the old college try. She licked it covered for a while that a quick doggie assault and it was 1 down, 4 to go. We rest a moment, and she gets to work on my little guy, and he quickly pricked his head up to see what was going on. On goes number two. I´m working pretty hard by this time. We are again doing the doggy, and I see her brown eye winking up at me. I think what the hell, and start with the thumb massage. I had made damn sure I knew where my little guy was this time! So next thing you know number three is on my finger giving her sphincter what-for. Now little Umgman is getting antsy and wants some of this action, so in he goes and the sinning continued full force. I reach through to finger her box while going at it, going for a home made dp, and she knocks my hand away and hands me another condom. Now we are cooking with gas! So finally I finish. Basically a damn fine time! 4 of 5 condoms used! She stayed about 45 min after that just chatting. Nice girl.

i´m not sure what tonight will have in store, but stay tuned. I leave soon and I think I have about one post left.