Ness

Price update. Drink for punter was 75p (non nacional liquor). Chica drink is 100p. Chica went for 250p without batting an eye. She was a 5 or 6. It was a Sunday night and pickins were slim.

This place really takes the price for shittiest place (I have been) in town!

Have put my face in there a few times and it is always the same.

First ting that strikes you is the smoke of cigarettes; it literally hit you like a fog the minute you walk thru the door.

The females there are so past their prime it is quite funny in a way, and so are all the guys there, it feels like old peoples home for hookers and punters.

It actually makes Checkers pub look classy, it is that bad.

But since it is no entrance fee to get inn it is worth to walk in the door just for a laugh.

Stranger

This place is closed and the sign is gone from the building.

[QUOTE=Gato Hunter;422205]This place is closed and the sign is gone from the building.[/QUOTE]So much for the Trinagle!

It could not have happened to a nicer place!

What should we call it now?

The Dynamic Duo?

I feel sorry for waterboy, this was his favorite watering hole and he scored every night with quality pelt.

Personally I never liked it due to the excess of music and the lack of talent.

Those ugly girls will now cross over to Catto's and Hook if they can get in!

TL

[QUOTE=Gato Hunter;422205]This place is closed and the sign is gone from the building.[/QUOTE]Too bad. Ness was pretty much bottom shelf, but I liked it anyhow. This is exactly the kind of place I hate to see die. Original, and without pretensions. A bar with hookers rather than a hooker bar.

I met a lot of great chicas in that place. The Savage Beast, the pregnant grandmother, the chica I took on a twelve day bus odyssey, and quite a few others. I fucked the Mexi in the bathroom there and on the couch and I also had my dick in another chica right at the bar (but we were subtle about it). Also that was where I first learned to speak Bulgarian.

Gone, but not forgotten.

It was open last night with chicas that were bad as ever!

Ness is open and I was surprised to see 12 chicas (all the usual "Ness" type. Nothing exciting). Was there Monday 11/19/12 night.

Stopped in Ness tonight and was surprised to find the joint full of chicas, but only one beauty. I approached to say Hello, at which point she immediately asked for a drink. So I inquired about the cost for leaving, and she said I had to buy her a drink first, and then she would tell me how much to leave. I don't care for that game, so I finished my 80 peso drink, thanked her, she blew me a kiss, and I left. There weren't very many guys in Ness and I did not see anyone leave. It's surprising they are taking such a hard line on potential clients, especially since Hook is across the street and so much more upfront and accommodating.

October 2013 update.

No entrance fee.

Still open, nothing has changed, old and ugly "girls", smelly place, where working girls come just before they die of old age.

Stranger.

Another joint I can't be a 100% objective about. I know the owners (Cutty Sark) for years and also a few of the girls. It's a place where 99% of the clients are elder Argentines and it's a place you'll still get a taste of the old Buenos Aires night life especially as the night winds down. Again, with the closing of the "big" clubs, you can find a jewel now and then. But if you are an older guy looking for a damn good fuck try Cecilia. She's a chubby version of Morticia Adams with huge tits. She knows she's not a spring chicken any more so she'll work extra hard to earn her money. Try her for a threesome and let her pick the other girl. Of course I have her phone number!

Spent 90 minutes here last couple nights. With two exceptions, I would have charged them to leave with me. One exception was about an 8. She did had blondish hair but darker eyebrows. Nice but didn't take out. One blonde young woman 25 ish was a 9 inmy book for looks but a zero in the attitude department. I was the only guy there for an hour and she was four seats away and never lifted her eyes from her phone. It is too bad because if she had been reasonably personable I would have asked for the check and we would have been on our way. Other wise, depressing and won't return.

Pete.

I have been there three times on this trip because it used to be one of my favorite places. My experience this trip was EXACTLY as you described below Pete. It's puzzling because it's a good location and used to have such a great selection of friendly ladies years ago.

[QUOTE=PeterSideburn;439359]Spent 90 minutes here last couple nights. With two exceptions, I would have charged them to leave with me. One exception was about an 8. She did had blondish hair but darker eyebrows. Nice but didn't take out. One blonde young woman 25 ish was a 9 inmy book for looks but a zero in the attitude department. I was the only guy there for an hour and she was four seats away and never lifted her eyes from her phone. It is too bad because if she had been reasonably personable I would have asked for the check and we would have been on our way. Other wise, depressing and won't return.

Pete.[/QUOTE]

Well in this evening's episode of BA pulls me in for a forced face-rape beso negro, and then farts in my mouth (pucker up sweetcheeks), I detail the daily installment of misadventure, this one from Saturday night.

Went to ness Saturday night. The place is a cramped little spot with friendly girls and better drink prices (but still too high by American standards). Music is loud, and latin, but not mariachi or merengue, so at least it isn't as bad as it could be.

However what you will find is that it is located in a dangerous place to be at night. One of kirchner's kidz (in his mid 50's) was lurking near some garbage on the street corner, probably playing with some rats, and spotted me from what had to be over 50 yards away. He would not get out of my face and he insisted that he worked for the club and that I needed to pay him 50 pesos to get in. I knew right away that he was full of shit, but my thoughts were to pay him to go away. The other thought was that I could bypass him now, buthe might get 5 other k kidz down there to wait for me to leave and then try again. I gave him 5 p for the hustle, but the obnoxious little bastard insisted that I owe him 50. I paid it just to get him out of my face. Oh yeah, he also tried to sell me drugs. I said no.

Not was I in there for more than 8 minutes before the manager introduced himself to me (in his mid 70's). He had an undershirt on underneath a sportcoat, and he had not shaved in a few days. A proper bum. One of kirchner's kidz. And true to the name of kirchner, he was begging from me near instantly. He even followed me outside asking for a tip. I mean, I tipped the bartender, I bought drinks, I chatted with a lady for a while (who was actually very cool), but I didn't take her up on her offer. I was trying to have a nice evening. Why would the manager get a tip if he didn't serve me, and I didn't take one of the girls with me? I brushed him off and started to walk towards the main street for a cab.

But the night was not over yet, oh no.

Lets not forget the first one that sniped me as I was walking towards Paraguay. He's baaaack. This time he wants me to follow him to an apartment because he says that its a privado. I don't really but I hear the girl barely answer after he holds the doorbell down and doesn't let up (what an absolute bane this guy is). She sounds cracked out. I have had enough. By this time the streetwalkers are making kissy noises at me. I am well past the point of having had enough. I take off to the nearest cab, and got out of that tar-pit.

But just when you think you are alright, the night is not over, oh no. Not with kirchner's kidz.

The cab driver (in his mid 50's) was trying to chat me up while taking me back to san telmo. My Spanish is poor, but I think he was ultimately trying to sell me cowboy shit. I said no. Then he tries to short change me. I call him on it, so he pumps the meter, right in front of my face. And little mf-er had a grin on his face the whole time. The audacity. I wanted to slap the taste out of his mouth. For the record, always make sure you count your change in this town. Short changing is done as easily as they draw breath around here. They have no issues jipping customers and lying over a few pesos.

So I guess you can take the joblessness out of the kirchner's kidz but you can't stop kirchner's kidz from begging on the job. Stay classy Argentina, and remember to take your a-hole pills.

But seriously, don't go anywhere other than san telmo, recoletta, or Puerto madero after dark, especially Saturday night. Something about Saturday night rings a clarion call to kirchner's kidz.

Shawman must be some kind of magnet for "kirchner's kidz", because I walked down the street and into Ness last night with zero hassle.

Little has changed. Around midnight about 10 chicas and 3-4 guys. No dancer at the time. Chica quality average or lower, most around 7. Best looking one was an 8, at the bar she did not approach me and soon joined a couple Asian guys. Within a half hour the Asians head out with her and another decent looking chica who I had missed (maybe she was upstairs). A busty Chilena and a Dominicana chat me up but I am not interested. Another chica I was semi-interested in kept moving and grinding her ass to the music while talking to her friends or playing with her phone. Her friends noticed me looking and told her to dance for me, she came over for 5 seconds, asked how I was and gave me a peck on the check then left. Huh? Maybe she was shy. I finish my drink and head out, another good looking chica (8 or 8.5) has magically appeared and says hello to me as I walk out. I say hola but keep moving, bad timing.

I end the night at Cattos where I again witness a small group of Asian guys take out a couple of good looking chicas.