Cocodrillo

[QUOTE=Rock Harders]Mongers,

I was in Cocodrilo last Tuesday night and I have been a regular at this place for more than four years. In my opinion and experience, this is by far the best hooker bar in Buenos Aires for quality of the merchandise and experience. I cannot even begin to tell you how many amazing BBFS experiences I have had from the girls at this place, all at some of the cheapest prices in Buenos Aires. Four years ago, when I first starting patronizing Cocodrilo, a beer or basic drink was 40/50 pesos. Today, a beer or basic drink is still 40/50 pesos. The chica exit fee has gone up from 40/50 to 60/70 today, not bad considering the inflation seen everywhere else. Also, Cocodrilo is 10x more fun to hang out at than any of the pretentious bullshit Recoleta clubs (although Newport is fun)

Sidney, Doesn't speak Spanish Rock Harders.

Exon.

Last Tuesday I picked up a 23 year old Paraguayan gem with one of the best natural asses and tits I have ever experienced. It took all of about 45 seconds to talk her out of using the condom and she put on a great performance. The next day I had her come over directly to my house instead of going to Coco and she put on an even more intimate performance.

As I have stated many times before, Cocodrilo is not for the non-spanish speaking, just off the boat timid monger. However, for the more experienced monger looking for willing hot girls at fair market prices look no further than this place. Anyone that says to avoid this place simply does not know what they are talking about.

Suerte,

Rock Harders[/QUOTE]Sidney doesn't speak Spanish Rock Harders.

Exon

Read the local boards.

Every local monger is saying Cocodrillos is turning into a run down overpriced piece of shit. And the management doesn't seem to care there is a string of strong armed robberies of their patrons with the collusion of their working girls.

Yeah, great place.

[QUOTE=BadMan]Not that I really give a shit, but.

I came across this thread in the local forum. For those that read Spanish, you should give it a quick read.

[url]http://www.foro-escorts.com.ar/foros/f169/roban-en-cocodrilo-124185/index2.html[/url]

Seems that people that are connected with the bars owners are admitting (actually they are warning their good friends against going there) to many recent robberies involving the actual chicas who work there. By this I mean that the girls are in on it. Supposedly they (armed thieves) pull a gun on you while you are walking on Anchorena from Cocodrillo to the motel. The girl plays along, but she's in on it.

You have been warned.[/QUOTE]Bad, I don't think you read the thread all the way through.

In short, this thread is mostly bitching about the quality and the entrance fee. A few specific references to vehicle robberies and a few vague references to robberies on the streets around Coco.

Your post refers to many more specifics than this thread.

Here is a play by play, for those of you who are bored:

The original post in this thread is talking about vehicle robberies on Gallo.

Various complaints about the quality and entrance fees.

One guy says: "Ahora que hago memoria. Hace algunos años una chica me habia advertido sobre robos en el camino al telo de anchorena."

Which translates as: "Now that I remember. A FEW YEARS AGO, a chica warned me about robberies on the street headed the telo on anchorena."

Then there are a few posts about the "friends of the owner," are talking about the restaurant, not the robberies.

Then someone asks about the rumors he had heard that there were robberies on the street.

More bitching about the entrance fee.

The final post is some guy saying, yeah with all the robberies and the entrance fee, why go there.

[QUOTE=BadMan]Read the local boards.

Every local monger is saying Cocodrillos is turning into a run down overpriced piece of shit. And the management doesn't seem to care there is a string of strong armed robberies of their patrons with the collusion of their working girls.

Yeah, great place.[/QUOTE]That is true, but not quite what you said in your previous post.

But hey, I encourage you guys to stay as far away as possible. More hotties for me and Rock.

This is an "avoid place" and almost 100% local forums agree on that.

Poor quality of girls, too much dope, many tales about HIV girls working there.

Even robberies.

Men, you are living inside a fish bowl!

Argies aren't stupid, read a little more local websites and you will find much better places to spend your dollars!

I could really give two shits if some idiots get robbed. I just wanted to share what I had read just in case it might help out a thinking individual, I'll LOL at the " I told you so moment " later on.

These posts are pretty straight forward regarding the robberies and where this information is coming from.

Believe what you want.

[QUOTE=lokureado;1045560]Amigos del foro me han estado llegando rumores acerca de que en en cocodrilo estan choreando no dentro del lugar why hasta q alguna minitas estan metidas en eso, alguien sabe algo al respecto? El tema es q no me lo dijo un boludo me lo dijo un amigo allegado al dueño. Este amigo tiene un restaurant muy cerca de la zona why farandulero. No puedo decir mas asi q si alguien sabe algo por favor comenten, gracias[/QUOTE][QUOTE=sssmmm;1046208]tengo entendido que es (o era?

Amigo de omar, de hecho antes arrancaba ahi la cosa, en el corralon.

Si el te lo comento no creo que sea pescado podrido, salvo que ahora el corralon este vacio.

Au revoir[/QUOTE][QUOTE=lokureado;1046371]Pepeloco a vos te paso?

Mira no se supueste como es la movida pero dicen q en el trayecto al hotel te ponen igual siempre la zona esa fue un poco turbia.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Dr Strangelove;1047694]En todos los boliches roban. Hasta en black. Solo que ahi, si se entera la administracion, a la chica la fletan. En coco no pasa nada. Eso puede que fomente otras cosas mas pesadas como las que dicen que pasa. La verdad que es una cagada. Siempre hay que irse en taxi.

Saludos.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Catnight;1065598]Por lo que tengo entendido es cierto que hubo algunos robos en cocodrilo why las minas son cada vez peores why aparte creo que subieron la entrada a 100 pesos mas la copa arriba mas el telo why la mina son como 500 o 600 mangos minimo porque hay minas mas caras todavia why el lugar esta en decadencia.[/QUOTE]

Mongers,

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but those opinions should be at least based on actual facts and / or personal experiences. For those mongers that cannot read the Spanish language posts placed here by BM, all those people are saying is that they heard rumors that people were being robbed, that the area around Cocodrilo has always been a bit sketchy and that you should always take a taxi. The last post from the Argie forum is just complete and total bullshit; I have never paid ANY entrance fee to enter Cocodrilo in more than four years of patronizing the place and the maximum any girl in here will ever ask for is 300 pesos, not the 500 or 600 "minimo" figure cited in that post.

Cocodrilo is not Disneyland but it certainly is not a dangerous place where you can expect to get robbed or ripped off. I have been going to this place for years and nothing bad has ever come close to happening to myself or the many other people I know who frequent the place. I reckon I have been to this place about 75 or 80 times over the past 4+ years which gives far more weight to my reports than to what the peanut gallery is claiming.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

If you believe everything you hear then all of South America is too sketchy to visit.

I'm going to give Cocodrilo a try later this month. Surprisingly, I don't remember going there before so I'm looking forward to it.

Thanks for the informative reports, Rock.

I think Coco brings a lot of good memories for dudes in this site.

Also the dudes that feel so sad for the closure of HELP in Rio.

The closure of Casquina da Sirrhi in Salvador.

So where are we to go, the salvations?

[QUOTE=Captain]Went to this place 3-4 times in last one month on different week nights between time 0300~0730.

The entry continues to be a enigma for me. If its a good day, you just walk past and the gatekeeper lets you in without a entry fees. However, on a bad day, he stops you and charges you 70 ARS which goes basically in his pocket!

I am not sure if it makes sense to spend 70ARS for entering a smoke filled, hot and dirty place like cocodrillo when you could be spending the same (or +10/20 pesos) to enter a Madhos, Black or Hippo.

Secondly, as per the quality of chicas is concerned, I have two comments. Most of the doable chicas, I saw, are the same whom I saw last year as well and have already done them. And I can not remember a service of any of them which makes them worth taking a 2nd time.

The other new chicas available were very very ordinary looking, not worth waiting till 6-7 am in the morning to fuck.

Again, spoke to few chicas (ordinary looking chicas) but got a 100% negative response on BBBJ.

The prices quoted was 250~300ARS mostly (though they start at 500 ARS) I could not figure out the deal on ladies drink as some chicas are ready to go without a ladies drink and some NOT!

I did not take any of the chicas as they were not good looking enough, plus no BBBJ, or I had already done them last year.

Another thing of note is that in summer season, the Cocdrillo main floor becomes like oven at 360 degree.

As usual very brash crowd, some troublemakers whom one has to keep clear of, some Transvestites, some very pushy chicas.

I would not call it an ideal place to hunt for chicas especially if one has to pay a entry fees of 70ARS which depends on the discretion of the gatekeeper!

Just my observation on the place.

Final verdict: Personally, I do NOT like this place.[/QUOTE]I would go with what I commented as above a few months ago.

I have not heard about the robberies. However, it can not be doubted that one can get robbed in the vicinity of the bar.

I can not pinpoint, but there is something about Cocodrilo which makes me dislike that place immensely.

I know of some of the other mongers who have picked up girls from Cocodrilo and when they reached their home, the girls changed the deal what was promised in the bar in terms of the sexual acts to be performed in exchange of the money promised.

I concur its NOT a place for newbie mongers. However, i will like to add that anyone who knows Buenos Aires mongering scene pretty well will know that one can get better value for his money/time/efforts at various places in BA as compared to spending it on Cocodrilo bar/ girls.

For me its a great place that ends the day or night in BA. Its starts lunchtime at Cafe Orleans, between 9pm and midnight it is the Suipacha Triangle, midnight to 4 pm its Recoleta and after 4 its Coco.

Have fun

[QUOTE=Rock Harders]Last Tuesday I picked up a 23 year old Paraguayan gem with one of the best natural asses and tits I have ever experienced. It took all of about 45 seconds to talk her out of using the condom and she put on a great performance. The next day I had her come over directly to my house instead of going to Coco and she put on an even more intimate performance. [/QUOTE]Excellent performance, Rocky.

But please tell us the name of the Paraguayan gem who fucked you without condom so we, uncult and barbarian natives who read from time to time this forum may know it and save our uncult and barbarian lives.

Because as someone wisely wrote in another thread of this same forum, "any girl that will fuck you bareback will fuck anyone bareback and probably has some disease".

Thanks for the magic, champion, I swear you are by far the top star of this site:)

Julio,

I've probably banged every hot girl in Cocodrilo bareback ten times over by now, so do yourself a favor and consider all the hot girls in Cocodrilo as my personal pussy reserve that you can just stay the fuck away from.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Rocky, I love your sense of humor.

My friend and I went in last Thursday around 2am. I know the owner, so we got in free. We were both quoted 600p. I looked at the girl, and almost immediately she said that 500p would be her absolute minimum.

Now, I've got a question for the mongers. Coco is a known hangout for trannies. Some are obvious, but I presume there are others that are less so (one of the dancers from Madaho's, for example) How can you tell the difference between a post-op trannie, and a "real" woman?

[QUOTE=Julio]But please tell us the name of the Paraguayan gem who fucked you without condom so we, uncult and barbarian natives who read from time to time this forum may know it and save our uncult and barbarian lives.

Because as someone wisely wrote in another thread of this same forum, "any girl that will fuck you bareback will fuck anyone bareback and probably has some disease".[/QUOTE]I don't understand why anyone would be concerned about who anyone screwed without a condom - isn't that the whole reason to wear the condom? I. E. I thought everyone assumed the girls were already disease-ridden for just that reason, which is why people are so adamant about not fucking hookers bareback.

Seems like just another reason to give someone a hard time to someone who isn't as worried about the things the establishment tells us all to worry about, for no real reason other than giving that type of person a hard time.

:)

[QUOTE=Julio]But please tell us the name of the Paraguayan gem who fucked you without condom so we, uncult and barbarian natives who read from time to time this forum may know it and save our uncult and barbarian lives.

Because as someone wisely wrote in another thread of this same forum, "any girl that will fuck you bareback will fuck anyone bareback and probably has some disease".[/QUOTE]Greetings Everyone,

This is copied directly from the Forum's Posting Guidelines:

[quote][blue]It does no good to criticize members for not following what other members may consider to be safe sex practices for the following reasons:

1. It never serves to change any one's behavior.
2. It's a disincentive for members to contribute.
3. It almost always leads to arguments.
4. It provides a "cover" for Serial Antagonists to provoke other members.

To address the usual arguments:

1. If a guy wants to engage in sex without using a condom, that's [b]his[/b] risk and [b]his[/b] business.

2. If a girl wants to engage in sex without using a condom, that's [b]her[/b] risk and [b]her[/b] business.

3. If [b]YOU[/b] want to protect yourself from either or both of the aforementioned parties, then [b]YOU[/b] should use a condom for sex all the time and thus [b]YOU[/b] will be protected from the allegedly unsafe sex practices of the other parties.[/blue][/quote]

Paid a visit after a privado session just to see the place, arrived around 3:30. It reminded a little bit of Help in Rio, guys watching girls dancing, free-for-all atmosphere, plus go-go dancers on the bar. I tried to walk boldly past the entrance and avoid the cover charge, which worked at New Port a few days ago. I was grabbed forcefully by the door guy who demanded 100 pesos. This is a serious drawback, although it includes one drink now.

Crowd was tightly packed, roughly equal guys and girls. Saw several 8s I would have considered chatting up but I was not planning to take anyone out. Quality of chicas varied but overall no real pigs and many quite doable possibilities, around 30 or so chicas in all.

There were a couple of police cars out front and cops standing around talking to the door guys, not sure what that was all about.

[QUOTE=PianoPlayer]I tried to walk boldly past the entrance and avoid the cover charge, which worked at New Port a few days ago.[/QUOTE]That's quite easy to do since Newport does NOT have a cover charge!

TL

I don't care what anyone else does. If I know that a girl does BBFS while working, then I don't eat pussy. It's all probabilities--you read and make-up your own mind.

The coppers were at Cocodrilo late last night and closed it. Remains to be seen whether it was a one night shut down or something more ominous.

[QUOTE=Doggboy]The coppers were at Cocodrilo late last night and closed it. Remains to be seen whether it was a one night shut down or something more ominous.[/QUOTE]Any more info?

[QUOTE=Schmoj]Any more info?[/QUOTE]I haven't been back and haven't heard any news.

For all I know they could be open again.

Nothing in the Buenos Aires Herald.

[QUOTE=Doggboy]I haven't been back and haven't heard any news.

For all I know they could be open again.

Nothing in the Buenos Aires Herald.:)[/QUOTE]I looked in Clarin and La Nacion and didn't see anything, but didn't really expect to.

I guess I have to go by and find out the hard way.

Me and my buddy went into this place around 3am Last night. The first thing you need to know, Its 100 Pesos to walk into the door (This is about he same price (130P) at Mondohs) There were a few good looking girls but nothing to write home about.

Here is what you need to understand about this place. The girls dancing on the bar cost 200 Pesos, if you want to talk to them. The one girl I really liked "Barbie" was a dancing on top of the bar and I asked the bartender to please let her know I wanted to speak with her. So I paid the 200 pesos, thinking this was the cost of getting this girl out of the club and now I had to negotiate the price between her and myself. So she comes off the bar sits next to me and I get my buddy to translate for me because my spanish sucks. So he asked her "How much to go out for an hour" The girls says "I don't GO OUT" we looked at each other and said WTF! So I just paid 200 pesos for this girl to come off the bar to say she doesn't go out? Plus she got her Speed drink sat there for maybe 3 minutes and got up and left. Needless to say I was fucking livid. I told the bartender that this was bullshit and he was trying to explain to me that the girls on the bar don't always go out. Sometimes they do and sometimes they don't. So anyway I was ready to jump behind the bar and fucking ruin someones night, besides my own. My partner got a tip on the owners name, who happen to be there. So we pulled him to the side and said, "Look, the girls here are suppose to be available to negotiate with, if they don't then its best I know that ahead of time before I pay 200 pesos. The short story is the owner gave me my money back and at that point we were like lets get the fuck out of here.

This place is full of shit, judging from other things I read I thought this would be a decent late night stop.

NOTE: The "regular" working girls dancing around the main floor are available for negotiating with.100 Pesos to take them out. Then whatever you work out with the girl, They all start at 400 pesos for the hour.

NOTE II: There is a bar dancer there too who is a midget. I actually entertained the idea of trying to do this girl. She is actually not bad looking at all and has a killer ass. I mean you know, tell all your friends, "Hey I fucked a midget" a token fuck. But she probably doesn't go out either.

Enjoy guys I am out of here tonight. Hope this helps ya!

So I am assuming that I am the only one who experienced this at this location? Or has no one ever been to this place?

[QUOTE=Miamipro;412806]So I am assuming that I am the only one who experienced this at this location? Or has no one ever been to this place?[/QUOTE]You got used but you already know that. Cocodrilo is not for everybody. Whenever I go there I always go with a local who frequents the place pretty regularly. I've never paid a centavo to get in. It can be a hardcore place at times, though I have never had problem 1. If you haven't looked back through the posts on this place, then you haven't seen that you're not the first monger to have a problem there. Also, times change and maybe there are more shenanigans being pulled there now than in the past. I don't know. The upshot? Probably not a place you want to hang out at.

I went in one night way late.

I talk to this girl, she says I have to pay a 90 peso bar fine.

I pay.

Then she's like, I never saw you before.

[QUOTE=Rockin Bob; 412808]I went in one night way late.

I talk to this girl, she says I have to pay a 90 peso bar fine.

I pay.

Then she's like, I never saw you before. [/QUOTE]Fucking classic

[QUOTE=Doggboy;412807]You got used but you already know that. Cocodrilo is not for everybody. Whenever I go there I always go with a local who frequents the place pretty regularly. I've never paid a centavo to get in. It can be a hardcore place at times, though I have never had problem 1. If you haven't looked back through the posts on this place, then you haven't seen that you're not the first monger to have a problem there. Also, times change and maybe there are more shenanigans being pulled there now than in the past. I don't know. The upshot? Probably not a place you want to hang out at.[/QUOTE]Yea I kinda gathered that. But you know what I got my money back directly from the owner. Which is a good thing. Just won't ever hit that place again.

[QUOTE=Miamipro;412784]The girls dancing on the bar cost 200 Pesos, if you want to talk to them. The one girl I really liked "Barbie" was a dancing on top of the bar and I asked the bartender to please let her know I wanted to speak with her. So I paid the 200 pesos....[/QUOTE]That's pretty much the practice at Madahos, Black, and most other clubs I can think of. If you want to try to fuck one of the dancers, you must first buy them a drink at an inflated price, which merely buys you the opportunity to attempt to negotiate a session, and many of the dancers with either insist on an outrageously ridiculous price, or simply don't leave with customers at all.

You can marginally improve your odds by inquiring in advance if a specific dancer does actually leave with customers, but that's about it.

Thanks,

Jackson

From reading these posts, it seems you guys either love this place or you hate it.

Decided it was time to break out of my Recoleta comfort zone and pay this place a visit last Thursday. I'd been in Madahos earlier on, but got there too late to find the best pickings. Cocodrilo was a good fallback as it stays open until gone 6am, and for me, the night's still young until the sun comes up.

The club is on Gallo down from Paraguay, which for me is Barrio Norte although it's listed as Palermo.

Arrived 4:30 am, greeted the guy on the door, walked straight on through and up the stairs at the end. This was my second visit and I haven't yet had to pay up front. My drink at the bar cost 70 pesos (up from 60 last visit) . Thursday is usually a strong night in most places and the joint was still buzzing.

When I first came to the club a while back, I'd read the stuff about Maradona and his alleged involvement with the ex-dancer from Cocodrilo. I'd expected the place to be larger and more up scale but as others have noted, it is a bit reminiscent of the Help disco in Rio (RIP) , in terms of the mix of people you find there. On Thursday, it was a mixture of young locals out for a good time (taking photos and joking around) , plenty of working girls and two or three trannies. Dancers were taking turns to shake their butts on top of the bar – I liked the look of one of them (a brunette) a lot, but I'd read the warnings posted earlier in this thread. I've never taken out a dancer in Bs As and often wanted to – one of these trips I will risk it, probably on a night when I'm packing more money than sense.

Music mix was pretty good and the atmosphere was ok. A gringo will stand out a lot more here and a wingman would be in order for non-spanish speakers on a first visit. Some of the chicas came up and got straight to the point with salida offers, but most of them stood off. I saw mainly 5s and 6s, a few 7s, different ethnic mix to the Recoleta clubs, some departed around 5am so I may have left it too late to see the best on offer. The asking price seemed to start around 500 pesos working down to 400, but I didn't spot anything I liked enough to jump for.

Up the stairs from the main bar and dance floor area is the girls' cloakroom area and a Maradona shrine with glass fronted memorabilia and photos – check it out while you're there. While I was taking a look, a couple of the prettier ones propositioned me for a double act. Tempted but decided to save my bullets for another day.

Verdict: I enjoyed the place and would go back. Not for rookie mongers though, as others have observed.

No cover charge to get in, about 10 customers and about 20 girls. Level of the girls was poorly. I entered around 3 and left about 45 minutes.

Maybe it's holiday but it was definitly pretty boring

[QUOTE=Trampa; 415059]No cover charge to get in, about 10 customers and about 20 girls. Level of the girls was poorly. I entered around 3 and left about 45 minutes.

Maybe it's holiday but it was definitly pretty boring[/QUOTE]IT does NOT go off untill 5:30 am!

From 5 to 5:30 55 extra girls will show up and it's a blast!

Nothing like it in BA!

Mention my name to Juan at the door and you will have Life-Time Free Entry.

Or bring him ANYTHING that says Dallas Cowboys.

The place is a blast!

Flat fee to pull out the girl.

100. 00 pesos.

Ramiro ¨El Tejano ¨

PS- The cover charge varies according to your face !

Now it´s 100.00

I took my friend her last night. I should have read Ramiro's post below before coming.

We were told entry was 120 with one drink. After getting our money, it was obvious the bouncer was happy about something. Getting some suckers like us to pay.

Inside, it as like the last time I was here in 2007. Lots of hot girls. More on the dirty, filthy, sexy side, than the "classy" sexy side like other boliches. Lots of young, intoxicated locals just having fun. Salida is 100. Girls started off quoting 500. Since my friend's spanish is almost non-existent, I negotiated for him with a Dominicana who claimed to be from Cali, Colombia. Got her down to 300 pesos. Upon leaving, busted that she is not Colombiana since she could not answer our Cali questions (we've been there several times). She said she didn't want to say she was from DR because they have a bad reputation.

According to my friend, when they got to his apartment, she said that we agreed on 400. My friend texted me and I confirmed that it was 300. My friend threw her and her purse out the door. So DR girls in Bs As are no longer fun?

[QUOTE=Oralskillz; 415689]I took my friend her last night. I should have read Ramiro's post below before coming.

We were told entry was 120 with one drink. After getting our money, it was obvious the bouncer was happy about something. Getting some suckers like us to pay.

Inside, it as like the last time I was here in 2007. Lots of hot girls. More on the dirty, filthy, sexy side, than the "classy" sexy side like other boliches. Lots of young, intoxicated locals just having fun. Salida is 100. Girls started off quoting 500. Since my friend's spanish is almost non-existent, I negotiated for him with a Dominicana who claimed to be from Cali, Colombia. Got her down to 300 pesos. Upon leaving, busted that she is not Colombiana since she could not answer our Cali questions (we've been there several times). She said she didn't want to say she was from DR because they have a bad reputation.

According to my friend, when they got to his apartment, she said that we agreed on 400. My friend texted me and I confirmed that it was 300. My friend threw her and her purse out the door. So DR girls in Bs As are no longer fun? [/QUOTE]Never been to the DR but my experiences with the DR girls in Buenos Aires, not that there has been many, would put it way down on my list of places to visit. The DR girls I have experienced here are generally the worst providers and shortchangers. I avoid them like the plague. Part of the reason why the general consensus on this board that quality and service has dropped off is due to the good economy. The local talent pool has shrunk and the shortfall in supply has come from poorer countries such as the DR. At one of my local privados the other day there was a girl from the DR and another from Puerto Rico. No local talent at all, when 2 years ago the same privado could present 6 local or Paraguayan young things. Guess we had better get used to it until the 'crash' which some of the pundits on this board have been predicting is imminent over the past 5 years. Will not happen for a few years with the price of agricultural exports and the sense of optimism in the street. So higher prices for poorer quality chicas and declining service. Get used to it.

Argento

Okay, I came fashionable late, as advised, was there on Saturday with two fellow monger at 23 and that was a BIG mistake! To early, full of local heroes and I WOUNT DO THAT AGAN'IN, EVER!

So taken this advice tonight I came late, about 04:30 mentioning your name and it was like throwing acid at a VAPIRE! FUCK I HARDLY EVEN CAME IN! Hi I WAS AT YOU LAST SUPPER!

120 pesos to get in? Fuck! I paid LESSS to get in at Molain Roughe in Paris, AND I got a blowjob from one of the dancers (seriously) that spoiled my night. I drink a lot and spent mega bucks, but getting inn to spend the money piss me off, keep that to the local bums!

No big run in of nice girls at 05, I got kicked out when they closed and for me it was a fucking shithole!

Same girls as all the other places, no more no less-the stripers are mostly fat and the local heroes are all over the place.

Hi but the is my 5cent worth, what do I know.

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 415163]IT does NOT go off untill 5:30 am!

From 5 to 5:30 55 extra girls will show up and it's a blast!

Nothing like it in BA!

Mention my name to Juan at the door and you will have Life-Time Free Entry.

Or bring him ANYTHING that says Dallas Cowboys.

The place is a blast!

Flat fee to pull out the girl.

100. 00 pesos.

Ramiro ¨El Tejano ¨

PS- The cover charge varies according to your face!

Now it's 100. 00[/QUOTE]

Okay, I don't wasn't to slag places down but seriously are looking for a good place for nice girls, as far as I know its not a crime in Argentina (but quiet a few other places).

So after having been to the regular disco and seen all the hot girls look at me with the dead fish eyes I went at to Crocodillo at 0400, and stayed until it closed.

First, still have to pay 120 pesos to get in, it gives you a drink butt the 'drink' are like all the rest I paid for at 80 pesos weak as a Obama's promises of change.

FUCK it is full of local heroes! I would estimate it was close to 70 local heroes, all in their 20ish or early 30ish and well trained. Hey now I talk about the duds! The level of testerone to pussy juice was about 100 to 1. Fuck it is as easy to get attention as in a regular disco, why the fuck would I go there?

As it got darker and all the clubs closed is STILL was not a lot of hot girls quitting Black and so on and popping over to give met he freebee of a lifetime. Dudes, average locking girls and OMFG what shit music they play!

Ok, so about 70 guys. 35 girls. 2 I would consider descent,

Did I mention that the music was ethnic shit and the drinks weak?

When they gave last call I decided to get two putas that was about 2, maybe 3 on a 1-10000 scale. Agreed to pay them 400 pesos each for a wild session with no 'TIME-TIME' made sure they understand the deal before we went in and yeah no problems.

Getting in, music on, and Champaign out and the bich start to talk money and time. Fuck, that killed the romance! I got in to an argument with them, was seriously thinking how much time in an Argentinean prison was worth and decided it was more than 800 pesos, told them to fuck out, argued more and kicked them out and told them they where bad-bad, person and probably would end up in hell! I spent 800 pesos, did not get fuckt but hey did not end up in death penalty in Argentina eigther! (but it was close.)

My call is that no fucking way I will change Newport for Crocodillo! But I'm still in town and ready for any advice.

Warring Boca Juniors' gang hotshots shoot 'em up. Nothing caught on the security cameras because the Feds lifted the cameras last week during the boliche "crackdown". Ha Ha.

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