My point is made. BY YOU!
[QUOTE=Mrropes; 420398]Repeat? Probably.
MR[/QUOTE]Enough said. IALOTFLMAO. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Thanks Bob I appreciate the help. My Spanish is NO Bueno But I just used Bucal sin. Saweet
My spanish is No Bueno / Pointie Talkie. The Additional "Bucal sin" Is GOLD
Red Raider.
[QUOTE=Miami Bob; 420419]Newbies "bucal sin" =BBBJ. When I first started coming to ba and still had more than basic spanish, I always wrote down my deal so there was zero confusion.
Us$ vs pesos.
Bucal sin.
Cola anal.
60 min or 1 hora.
30 min or media hora.
$$ despues money after.
When the modahos ho's were 150 to 200 pesos, I always had a napkin and pen. With the club girls this ended the standard scams.
Club girls like to confuse pesos and dollars and pay first and get you to cum fast and hit the door. I threw out any girl who insists on payment first-as long as it was agreed on they get the door and enough taxi to get back to home base. There wasn't a meeting of the minds and despite any baloney they give you, they were intentionally scamming and don't deserve your pesos. On your argentine sim card you should have the "tourism police"[english spoken] and a good radio taxi number.
If you only get spanish spoken, be prepared: bring in paper with: 300 pesos bucal sin 60 min o 1 hora if there is confusion fuck them, write a bad review here and they'll loose us$1000 over the next 6 month or say no and walk out with plan"B" on the map and another paper set-up with the rate for the plan be location. There are at least 3 newbie friendly apartments within a short walk or grab a taxi to cielo private which is simular to the ezmeralda set-up, but likely 12 to 15 pesos each way by taxi[us$2. 75 to us$3. 50]
Don't give up. 3 trips from now you might be referring the toymann to a good girl and he'll hit you back with a "thank you"
You can learn how to navigate in ba with zero spanish. A little broken spanish from listening to a bad tape course and some very basic vocab will do the trick. Don't get discouraged.
After that put down, don't give-up-just try not to make the same mistake twice.[/QUOTE]
Showers in the rooms here?
TL reported here not too long ago: "The rooms are super clean, with showers and ac."
Does this mean that there are showers in the rooms? And are the showers large enough to accomodate you and the chica?
Thanks, Bob
March 2012-VERY NEWBIE AND ENGLISH SPEAKER FRIENDLY APT
Just leaving a marker for a few newbies who pm's me.
TL please don't post over this for a few days so they newbies can get the info-they will still have pesos to spend on your stable.
TL does provide a valuable service for newbies, especially w / o any spanish-check out the pricing here to get a sense of the market for pretty, professional good+ service working girls
Esmeralda is a higher class place-it is far from the cheapest way to get laid in ba
In a world where TL is promoting a girl that asks us$700 per hour, it is far from the most expensive. You will have clean sheets and generally better looking girls who will give generally good service. There is some english spoken. If is designed for middle-class+ businessmen and professionals.
The current discussion is about safe easy places for newbies to jump into the water and have a pretty good chance of having a good+ experience and build their comfort level. I have never been there that I can remember.
You ARE STILL DEALING WITH WORKING GIRLS-USE COMMON SENSE. If you don't make sure that you are getting "bucal sin"[BBBJ] the cover will go on 75% of the time. You don't agree to cola[anal], it generally is not happening.
BROTHER DICKHEAD-please explain the ba system for lower priced places that are relatively newbie friendly-Richard B. Head, Esq is the true master of cost effective mongering in BA. If you offer to buy him some drinks or a meal and he is in the mood, you might get lucky-and receive a crash course including war stories and et al.............
TL run your business, but permitt others to make their own choices-200 pesos deliver!
There is room in BA for you to make a living and run your own business AND for an apartment like this and cielo private to also service the needs of the community.
Newbies: make a note of the hourly rates quoted by TL-200 pesos per hour. He says he can provide good girls to you at 200 pesos per hour-let him keep his word. Someone take him up on his offer and post reviews.
TL is offering quality for 200 peso per hour-JUMP on it and then post on the specific review.
Esmeralda 517 is a great higher class privado & very NEWBIE and language challenged friendly
Competitors with their own motives may try to hijack the thread for their benefit. Remember this place has good+ girls and a generally a wide choice. It is clean: they change the sheets between clients. There is ac / heat and warm showers. Many lower cost privado's are very good, but might not be as newbie friendly.
You may need to go down ten posts or so to get back to the thread's origins before it was hijacked
Batting 400 will get you in the hall of fame
In this hobby there are no guarantees, only trying to maximize the probability of an very good plus experience. Even with the AP ALLSTARS with consistantly good reviews: chemistry. The over-lapping moods all effect the angle of the dangle.
Strike 2 for EsmeraldaVIP
Ok, I read it when I got back but between 1-3pm is not the best time to hit a Privado in MicroCentro. Thanks WT at least the info is there if a person takes the time to read. And I won't tap a chica I haven't read a review on. I know, famous last words.
I headed down to Corrientes at 11:30am hoping to session with one of the red-heads but they were all booked up when I called. I went in to Corrientes 1667 anyways but didn't see anything in the lineup so I left. Stupid me didn't put others from my hitlist in my phone yet so I figured to give EsmeraldaVIP a try. My one time only there to date was back in March and the session was not worth remembering. Well strike 2 on EsmeraldaVIP. I arrived there just about 12:45 and followed up a chica that was just arriving to work. The view from behind looked good. Was shown into a room and waited for the chicas to enter. Quite a few available but all were rushed in and out of the room as I heard the door buzz a few times so the place was busy. None that were very appealing until I saw the chica that I followed up the stairs. I saw that Carol was a little chunkier than I like but had a nice face and tits so she was my choice. The receptionist told me $300 conventional, $350 sin globito. I paid the $350 and was ready to go. Carol led me through a maze to another room that didn't have a shower in it, so I had a quick one in the 'communal' room. I went back to the room and I hadn't said 5 words to Carol before she said in English 'where are you from? Do you speak English? ' Not too hard to tell Spanish was not my first language LOL. I tried my Spanish and she tried English while getting undressed.
Carol got on the bed in front of me and I saw that her ass looked a lot larger now than it had before. I did find out it may have been large but it was pretty firm. She went straight for the condom as I went for some kissing and foreplay. She turned her face from the kiss and started to kiss my shoulder. I asked her if she kissed and she said no. I then said 'no onda novia'? She went to grab the condom again and I said no condom, sin globito, to which she said ok. Well after a half-assed 4-5 minute BBBJ she grabbed the condom again and I let het put it on. She went back to the BJ and it was a lot better. I guess she likes the taste of latex. I tried to play around her pussy, no dice. Tried around her asshole, again no dice. By now I'm thinking 'there is no refund so I may as well get a 'hate fuck' in. So I did just that. No nice caring fuck, just slam hard and fast, don't ask her to move to another position, just move her and start fucking again. I pulled out and popped on her tits, she cleaned me up a bit before I headed off to the shower.
Lesson learned. I got back to the apartment and immediately entered the chicas on my hitlist into my phone. Next time I will be better prepared! EsmeraldaVIP now has strike 2. 2 sessions and both not worth remembering. There are so many places available it won't hurt me if it gets strike 3.
[B]Date of encounter: 12 July 2012[/B]
Time of encounter: 1:00pm.
Name: Carol.
Age: Early 20 something.
Languages: Spanish, decent english.
Tattoos: Fish on the left side of her hip.
[B]Making Contact[/B]
How did you find her: one of the chicas in the 'meet and greet'
Link:
[url]http://www.esmeraldavip.net/escort/Carol_4328-0944_105.htm[/url]
Did she match her pics: somewhat, chunkier than in the photos.
Percentage Photoshop: 20% tattoo removed, belly fat removed, ass reduced.
Was she on time: on location.
Neighborhood: Esmeralda 517, 1B.
[B]Does she or doesn't she[/B]
Anal: Nope, not at all.
Oral w or w / o: without but not for very long and not very good, got better after she put the condom on
Kissing: on the body a little but not on the lips at all.
Any restrictions: seemed like everything.
[B]How would you rate her[/B]
Face: 6. 5.
Tits: 7. 5, fair sized, natural, and long nips.
Ass: 6. 5, was larger than I thought.
Body: 6. 5, Some belly fat, big ass which some like, but nice tits
[B]Level of Service[/B]
Enthusiastic or Business-Like: very business like. No GFE or pse at all.
Clock Watcher: no need. I left 15 minutes early.
Her strong point: nice tits with long nips.
Her weak point: no enthusiasm at all.
[B]$$$ & Time: $300 conventional, $50 more for BBBJ, service 1 hour[/B]
Overall Rating of Encounter: 5, slightly better than jerking off
Do you recommend: not at all
Mostly hit then a miss at Esmeralda 517
Esmeralda 517 is really not a great place for outstanding and honest service. I would say that 5% were decent sessions and 95% were lousy. Mostly because the madam likes to cheat you on your hour. The girls will say things such as "I am going to use the toilet" and take 15 to 20 minutes and try to count that down time as part of your session. Then you have to go through the hassel of dealing with the girl and the madam. When this establishment does things like this then they are not doing themselves any favors. They just do not care.
If you do happen to find one you like you can stick with her. If you like to sample different girls then this is not the place to even bother with your time and your money. As a matter of fact, for you mongers that are pressed for time then you will waste it here. I really expect good service for the 350 pesos.
Joe Vato
I should have posted this before.
[QUOTE=FrontSight;430381]Ok I went there at about 1am and wasn't expecting much. They had 12 girls available. The went all the way from busty to skinny as a rail. I picked Luli who was thin. 22 and had amazing eyes. She was great! Lots of verbal feedback, multiple positions, it was great. 350p plus I gave her a tip just because I liked her. How much do you tip?[/QUOTE]On the advise of a qualified monger and without looking at the website first because its a total fucking lie I decided ti hit this place a couple times again.
My results were great, the visit I posted about before was around 1800 on a Saturday, which is the worst possible time to hit a PV. On this visit I just left without banging anything and sort of crossed them off. A few months later at the advise of a friend I gave them another shot and on three seperate times I had good times with three seperate girls. One time in particular was really fucking great. I did three girls there, all for 350, all in nice clean rooms, though I did ask for a room change once, all BBBJ, two complato for no upcharge, all spent 50 mins in the room. Two were para's the third a missioneta.
Tips? Not a peso ever. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, tipping at PVs is not expected.
Is this a serious question?
[QUOTE=Member #3320; 430406]@Daddy,
What magic spell did you cast here to get that service?
Been there few times over the years. Not once got a good service. Different girls, different years, different times of the day.
Did you wave some magic wand over the girls? Enlighten us please.[/QUOTE]I'll answer it if you wish, in the open forum if you wish, but I don't think you will like the answer.
Do you have any sense of humor?
[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz;430410]I'll answer it if you wish, in the open forum if you wish, but I don't think you will like the answer.[/QUOTE]It was a serious question. Well, if you are saying it, you must have got good service.
If you read about 517 B for last few years on this thread, their are many mongers over the years who have never got good service there. It is one of the most prominent privados of CF. Always has a big selection of girls and is open 24 hours day. So its a pity, it never delivers what it promises (as least for most mongers).
Though I do know one monger friend,"tequila tim" who always swears by this privado. So I am sure their are ways to get god service here. Also, believe if you go to a privado regularly, you start getting good service. You just have to be patient.
Rgarding your comment " I would give a answer on the open forum you won't like". Its not a one way street. You will say something, I will retort back in equal measure and it will go on & on & on and not serve the purpose of this forum and will not be in good taste for the readers.
When we meet next, we can discuss face to face. Does this sound fair?
So for the benefit of the readers,do not get so touchy. I was just trying to be humorous. Take it easy, dude.