Buenos Aires - 2002 Reports

DownBa..I'd give Sandy an 8 one day and an 8.5 another day. (One day she looked better). I really tend to shy away from using a # system because we all have different tastes.

American has good deals with advantage miles. I just booked a ticket this morning for May using 40,000 miles. The ticket on AA.com is going for $1,000 US. I'm paying $32 for the taxes and that's it. If any of you are planning your trips. I'll be down there May 15 - May 26 (26th of May is a holiday).

Also, we should try to get some system going of selling miles to one another. Some of us that travel a ton have a crap load of miles. I'd rather sell/buy them from some of you then on Ebay. Look on Ebay..you can buy and sell all kind of AA miles. The 40,000 mile awards for first class tickets or international trips I can usually get $700 US. Also, as Leo mentioned, there are alot of crafty things you can do to visit more than one city with layovers. Something to think about.....

Ok Saint, now I know beyond a doubt that you're one picky m/f if you only give Sandy an 8 and an 8.5, hahahaha. But you're 100 percent right and I can't agree with you more that we should do away with the # system since the old addage "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is just as true today as it was hundreds of years ago when someone first uttered it. Is Saint or any other board member going to try to tell me that my dick wasn't feeling pleasure totally off any 1-10 scale you could talk about last time I was with so and so in BA? I don't think so and the pleasure principle is really all that matters here, isn't it? (please feel free to all chime in here with your agreement or dissent fellas)

Bond, I'm sure in your rating system your chicas were 10's pure and simple and that's about all that really matters. Rating chicas with this # system reminds me a little bit of Olympic Iceskating judges with their stupid # ratings, that systems stinks too and often results in the better skater losing the gold, but hey, I think you all get my point.

I think we should plan more of these BA Monger Association dinners and not just restrict them to Thanksgiving time, even though I wasn't able to make the Thanksgiving one since I'd already left. But I'm looking forward to making one of the next ones. DownBA

[blue]Hi Down BA,

Personally, I use a simpler system: Yes, I'd consider fucking them, or No, I wouldn't. I'm not too tough, but I kick out the perversely tall or short, the overweight, the bodies like tree trunks, and unusually ugly as all being unfuckable, at least by me. The rest are in, although I'm still going to use my radar to hone in on the chica de jour.

I'm considering a New Year's Eve Dinner Party, but I'm just not sure if there would be a sufficient number of chicas in town. I'm conducting oral interviews all this week and will get back to everyone soon. So far I have three affirmative head nods.

Jackson[/blue]

Re: Lotsafun and "taking one for the team"...ie. "Elena" scam

LF since it was me who appealed to any AMA'ers down BA way to take "Elena" from Platynum for a spin and then post a post-coital NR, I'd like to thank you for your team spirit.

Since you and I live about three hours drive or so apart (I'm on the Que./NY border southwest of Mtl.), I'd be glad to buy you some rounds if you get up my way (check Canbest.com for F 'n S type strip bars under Montreal and surrounding area). Post your e-mail if you want a one-to-one correspondence.

On another topi re: AR, I'm planning to hit BA and then go to wine country and travel down to Patagonia and over the border to Chile.

I have thought about advertising for an adventurous bi University babe who would travel and also be a 24/7 interpreter companion as well as hustle hotties for ST/LT trio action.

This has worked well for me in Brazil where I have advertised in SP papers and hooked up with major league upper-middle class good/bad girls for $1200-$1500 Reals per wk plus travel/food, etc.

The last time I did this, I ended up with 30+ e-mail replies or letters all with revealing photos...and ended up taking 2 from the reply bin after two-day trials in SP, both of whom spent two weeks at a beach villa with me near Campinas and also hooked us up with 3-4 other beach babes/college girls for 1 or 2 day sleepover parties...one was a tall mulata nurse and the other a porcelein-skinned Carioca undergrad who partied with me again on my last trip and seduced a couple of other 19 yr old LT party girlfriends for us to enjoy together.

For the Patagonia trip, I need bilingual beauties who are happy in outdoorsy settings and won't whine about their nails if I take them fishing or on long backcountry Jeep trips.

Any suggestions or pointers as to where (and under what categories) I might advertise...ie. what newspaper(s) in BA, Bariloche, etc?

i'll be staying in recoleta dec/30 & dec/31, anxious to hear your research results and your opinion of what to expect chica-wise. and definitely interested in a get-together for nye!

"Personally, I use a simpler system: Yes, I'd consider fucking them, or No, I wouldn't."

Hi Jackson! Now that's cutting to the chase and THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I'm already signed up for your rating system, Jackson.

I mean for crying out loud, when you go to a fine arts museum you don't stand there in front of the Picasso going, "that's an 8.5!" "That Mona Lisa over there's a 9." You stand there thinking, "I love that goddamn picture, I want it!" Well put Jackson! Sorry, as for a New Year's Eve party, don't think it's in the cards so soon after my November trip, but hey, a guy can dream can't he? You and the other boys have fun though. DownBA

Continued....

So, Thursday night, I didn’t really see anything I liked. I was also tired from the day before with not sleeping on the flight and participating in “other” activities. Saint found himself a little evening entertainment so we headed back to the hotel.

On Friday, I call up another lady from Gemidos. I am REALLY beginning to like this site. You won’t find any duplicate photos. The photos have been accurate with all 3 of the ladies I’ve seen. And I’ve had great service from each lady that I’ve seen.

My lady arrives and we follow the normal formalities. No money is mentioned, we just get right down to business. She was a 22-year old Argentine blonde with artificial “ornaments” and nice, curvaceous hips. VERY pleasant to be with. A Passionate kisser and very accommodating. Except for a very funny moment. At one during the intense “sex-fest”, I suggested we switch positions. Her curvy hips were basically ordering me “General Kick Stand. Begin Operation: Unrelenting Doggie.”

Yes, Ma’am.

So, in my pathetic Spanish, I tell her my desire to do her from behind. Well, my Spanish prepositions suck. Instead of “FROM”, she thought I meant “IN”. She took a look at my “Infiltration Unit” and backed away from me shaking her head and talking quickly in Spanish. I realize what I said and explained again, this time with the help of sign language. I must improve my Spanish.

I finish off hitting it from behind with her turning her head to kiss me. Very good kisser, this girl. I arrange to see her again on Sunday WITH her friend.

After she leaves, I shower and I try to contact Saint to see what he’s doing for lunch.

We have lunch and make preparations for the night’s dinner. We meet Mayri and make our way into the restaurant. It’s a very nice place. You could tell that Jackson put a lot of effort into getting this together. As a participant, I thought it was a great success. I enjoyed meeting some of the other hobbyists and Jackson himself. One of the guys I met from a previous trip, Super Jeff, arrives. I’m not sure if Super Jeff is a member of this forum but if you guys get a chance to meet him, you’re in for some QUALITY entertainment. Trust me, if you see him, you’ll KNOW it’s him. Just follow the laughter and look for the biggest guy. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. And his name’s not Jeff, its…..

SUPER Jeff.

Great food and great company. The only thing missing to make this night perfect is …
A good lay.

We hang out at Jackson’s place for a while and leave to hit the clubs. We bounce around and end up at Playwoman. We see a couple of the guys from party and hang out with them while we scope the talent. Saint calls over a nice looking brunette. I’m still scooping. Nothing jumps out and gives me the urge to merge. I do see something of interest. A petite blonde in black talking to one of my compadres. She’s attractive and has these 2 long braids that make me wonder about two things:

1) Those would make great handles.
2) Can she yodel?

Well, I play her off since she’s with someone else and continue my survey of the landscape. Saint, being the good guy that he is, is a little concerned that I haven’t found anything yet. So he makes a suggestion.

El Maldad Toque de Muerte!!!!

He tells me about a previous session with Paola who he states is a lesbian. She fucks like crazy. Hmmm…..why not? We get her to come over. We talk a little bit and she suggests bringing her friend over. Andrea, the Handle-wearing Heidi. Starting to look better. Saint suggests a threesome. Little did I realize that this was….

“El Maldad Toque de Muerte!!!!!!”

I do. We agree on the price of 400 pesos total for 2 hours. We leave and head back to the hotel.

This had to be one of the most pathetic times a man could possibly have in the company of two naked women.

They never kissed. Everything was obviously orchestrated as far as they were concerned. They were trying to get me to come quickly by squeezing my dick as a TRIED to fuck them. Andrea wouldn’t even let get a decent penetration. No kissing. Every change required a condom change which REALLY sucks for someone who brings his own because those available in South America don’t fit comfortably. And that’s what REALLY pisses me off. I was missing those 6 wasted condoms the following day.

They spent most of the time trying to jerk me off. This was about as pleasurable as doing with a pair of vice grip pliers. They were warned ahead of time about me so there was no reason for this. At this point, I have sworn off seeing girls at Playwoman. I have yet to have a good experience from them. I can only speak for myself.

Maybe it didn’t have anything to do with Saint’s evil death touch…..yeah, and maybe I’m a Jamaican Alpine Skier.

More to come.

Kick Stand

Will be in BA for the first time in January. Have read all the post but wondered if anyone had imformation on Melanni, Leiza, Dulce, Camil, or Beth from Platynum or Karen from escortsbaires-Thanks very much

kyck_stand:

1) In order to do a girl with doggie style, say "el perrito" (the little dog). This helps to differentiate it from greek style.

2) " El maldad toque de muerte" has no meaning in Spanish. In English, Evil can be a noun or an adjective, but maldad is just a noun in Spanish, not an adjective (the adjective is maligno or malvado). Also, for countable items, we should use the article in Spanish. Thus, "The evil death touch" translates to "El malvado toque de la Muerte".

Saludos,

Andres

Kyck_Stand, I sympathize with you being of the rather large persuasion myself, but I've pondered your situation and have come to the conclusion that the only way for you to start finding satisfaction in BA is to undergo a male reduction surgery and then you'll be 6" - FROM THE FLOOR! I know a great surgeon who did my reduction and I'll be happy to recommend him if you're seriously interested. They also have a milling procedure to take care of the girth problem, that was the biggest drawback for me pre-surgery but the ladies still like the length:) DownBA P.S. Haven't had any problems since I took the reverse plunge!

Bond, I know what you're trying to say here and I think the nuance is going over Andres's head: instead of "el perrito" Kyk_Stand should be saying "el perraso"... the argentinians always add "aso" to mean "really big". For example, "senasos" for really big tits, "porongaso" for really big cock, "doloraso" for really big pain, "amigaso" for really great buddy, etc, etc. DownBA

DownBA,

HA!!! I needed that laugh. Freakin' snowed in here in the Tri-State area. Makes me even more upset that I was in BA just 4 days ago. I knew I should "missed" my flight.

Kick Stand

kyck_stand,
Sorry to hear that you had a lousy time with the two chicks from Playwomen, I was one of the AMAers that were hanging out with you that night. I rememered thinking to myself that night, damn that Kyck_stand guy, he got two of the hotter chicks in Playwomen for a double and now we were left with the leftovers!! But I figured you'd at least have a great story or two to tell from the night. Again, sorry that wasn't quite the case. Now, I maybe speaking out of my ass here, and it is purely an empirical observation on my part, but based on the few double sessions that I have, the key to a good double session is that you gotta to let your main chick pick the other chick; that way they have chemistry with each other and will more likely get into the lesbian aspect of the double session. Again, all IMHO(baed on only a few double sessions in Rio)

apstar,

I remember you, dude. How was the rest of your trip? I was hoping to catch up with you guys before I left but maybe next time.

To tell you the truth, she DID pick the other chick. Actually almost every double that I've had has been that way. This one was just crap. Now I did have an awesome double later that week. I'll post it when I get some free time.

Hope to catch up with you the next time we're in BA at the same time.

Kick Stand

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DownBA
[i]I can't agree with you more that we should do away with the # system since the old addage "beauty is in the eye of the beholder
[/i][/QUOTE]

After a month of hard mongering - Just when I have developed the monger skills and reputation for consistently pulling out the highest rated chicas - there is a movement in the forum to abolish the rating system. I PROTEST

THIS IS NOT FAIR. a 10 is a 10 is a 10. Beauty (sexiness in this case) is not in the eye of the beholder, it is in the eye of the club owners who know that there are five girls in a club earn as much as the other 20 combined.

Coming attraction... stay tuned...
"How you too can leave with the perfect 10 in BA"
Some tips from a leading monger in the trenches

Hi Guys,
I got back last weekend, but I've been busy so I couldn't post till now. Next weekend I'll be in Brazil for "business".
Anyway, it was my 1st trip to BA and it was all you guy's fault :)
I know in my previous posts, I promised to make 20 - 25 individual reports on the Internet girls, but it didn't work out that way. Sorry guys, but I will send out what pics I have to everyone
that already emailed me.

APARTMENT SCENE
I got to BA on Wednesday morning and checked into my apartment in Recoleta. Never tried a hotel there, but not planning to after my great apartment experience. I stayed with the infamous James Bond and had a great time with him.
Most the "apartment" places seem to have about 5-10 girls and charge between $100-$200 Pesos. You sit down in a room and the girls enter individually and introduce themselves.
You should remember the girl you want, but if you forget ask the madam to send them in again.
I first went to FRENCH STREET and hooked up with Samantha. At these "apartments" they usually want payment up front and ask you how much time you want. Always ask for 1/2 hour or 1 hour then add more time as needed. It was $100 Pesos for the first hour at French. I got and extra 1/2 hour for $70 Pesos.
Samantha was a tall thin blond and was very uninteresting in bed.
French has a nice setup and my room was clean with a large bathroom with a jacuzzi tub.
I don't know the name of the second place I was in. Bond brought me there. Originally, I was a little exhausted from not sleeping on the flight and French, so I declined the girls and spoke to the madam. I asked her if she advertised and she gave me a copy of "Ambito Finanzera", a financial newspaper.
She said for people like me, we need to start reading this newspaper from the back :)
There were a few "apartments" advertised and also had their websites. This place had a website and the madam said all the girls were shown there. Also in this newspaper were pictures of girls and their phone numbers. Some really looked good, but I don't know if they are real. I really did not like the "apartment" scene and never went to anymore after the first day.
The advantage of these places are that they are open during the day, but it is better to rest up for the club scene at night where the girls look better and there is more selection.

CLUB SCENE
Bond took me out to NUEVA ESTILO first. It seems to be more of a local place and had about 20-30 girls. I was pleasantly surprised to see a lesbian act on stage. It wasn't one of those fake lesbian acts either. Each girls had their tongue in every hole of the other girl. They have a $10 Peso? cover which included a drink and free pizza. They also have small rooms upstairs where you can take the girls. These rooms are free. Me and Bond paid $100 Pesos each for 1/2 hour.
Bond then took me to SHAMPOO. I love this place and there were about 3 really hot girls I wanted to take. Shampoo has about 20 girls and the place is really nice.
I also went to BLACK's, which is the best club I went to. This place is more expensive to separate the higher-worth clientele from the poorer locals.
I came in here and saw one girl that I couldn't take my eyes off. She looks exactly like Shakira and I have a big time thing for Shakira. Bond says that this is an insult to Shakira :) but many people were saying this and at a wine bar, a girl actually started screaming "Shakira !". I ended up staying with her for the rest of my trip and she told me and Bond a lot of stuff about Blacks.
Blacks has a $10 or $20 entrance fee, which include a free drink. To take a girl out, you must buy her 2 drinks. It doesn't matter if the girl orders water or champagne, each drink is $60 Pesos for the girl. I ordered 2 Chivas, 1 Screwdriver, 3 coffees, and 2 champagnes(for Shakira) and the tab came to $202 Pesos.
Anyway, she told me that Blacks is almost 100% tourists and mostly guys from Hotel Alvera, Hilton, and Sheraton. There are mainly Americans in there with some Italians and Germans.
There are 60-80 girls working there and about 80% of the girls are Argentinian. The other 20% is mostly Brazilian.
Actually Shakira is Brazilian and from Curitiba(another place that is on my list to go).
GFE is the best way to go anywhere if you find a girl that really interests you and it is available. I saved hundreds of dollars, had huge amounts of sex with a girl I liked, and had 2 extra pillows to sleep on.
You only pay the drinks to the club. What you pay to the girl, the girl keeps. Their prices seem to be $100 - $200 USD. They also know what the exchange rate, so you can't just ask to pay $100-$200 Pesos. Most of the foreign girls that work at Blacks stay at the Hotel Carlos V, whic is at 1268 Ascuernega.
The phone number is 4821-6248. Guys are not permited into this hotel, but there is a bar directly across the street. Just look for James Bond sitting by the window :) I'm sure you could meet some girls walking out of this hotel during the day and see what they look like before make-up and wardrobe.

INTERNET GIRLS
Because of Shakira(her real name is Jenny, forgot her club name) I couldn't hit the Internet girls like I planned to. I had a huge list with pictures in an Excel file.
I had Chiara from Escorts-Argentina? The number listed was a land line and it did turn out it was a number of a brothel. Brothel or independent doesn't make a difference for me as long as the girl looks good.
Chiara came about 30 minutes late and charged $100 Pesos for the hour. She looks a bit older than her pictures, but she had her implants removed, so her breats are long and droopy. She was nice and professional. I failed on my hidden camera because I pressed the Record button twice accidentally. She later saw the camera and asked my to shut it off.
The 2nd Internet girl I had was recommended to me by Bond. Dulce was a great recommendation. She was very eager to please and was cute. She loved the camera. She charged $150 Pesos, but hung out for a little bit after.

Overall, BA was worth it. I had a great time. The Brazil/Argentina debate is valid, but Brazilian girls are definitely better and more into the sex. But, I will be back in BA.

One last thing I would like to mention is the Thanksgiving dinner. I didn't want to go because I thought there would be a group of strange freaks there(Sorry). Later, I saw the video of the dinner. I was completely wrong. Most of these guys would do well with the ladies anywhere. Most of them seemed to have great personalities and looked like professionals. They even raised hundreds of dollars to buy food and toys for the poor. One thing about BA is that it will break your heart when you see so many kids full of dirt begging you for some money.
I feel such a loss not being at the Thanksgiving dinner(not a huge loss because I was with Shakira), but Jackson, Saint, EZEAmante, Kick Stand, Bond and others... You are great guys!
P.S. Don't email about the video. I don't have it and it is not available for obvious reasons.