JB just got your e mail yeh can probably meet up to say Hi I am damn tired I Will bring my Peruvian friend too. I think Sunday is a Dead Night. I will then focus on the internet today like CRAZY And SLEEEEEEEEPPPP,,, Bye NIBU R....
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JB just got your e mail yeh can probably meet up to say Hi I am damn tired I Will bring my Peruvian friend too. I think Sunday is a Dead Night. I will then focus on the internet today like CRAZY And SLEEEEEEEEPPPP,,, Bye NIBU R....
Kick Stand in BA...
Final Continuation
Saturday (Dec 1st)….
After the miserable double that I had from Playwoman the night before, I figure that I’d better stick with my precompiled list of first visit cuties. Saint calls around 11am to see if I was interested in having lunch at a place his amiga suggested. I’m hungry. We meet downstairs at noon and catch a taxi. This turns out to be one of the costlier taxi rides I’ve ever had in BA.
For detail on this, you should check his trip report. Needless to say, another adventure with Saint. We get to this place and it’s pretty nice. I forget where it’s located but it’s called Toronto and it’s a buffet style place that has sushi, Chinese food, salad bar, etc.. We left with like a 35 peso bill for the both of us.
Before we left, I decided to make an appointment for some entertainment. Saint offers to make the call for me.
“El malvado toque de la Muerte!!!”
The girl I want to see is Bahiana/Deborah from Platynum. Saint explains that he’s calling for a friend and negotiates 250 pesos for 2 hours for 6pm. While they are on the phone, the girl even says that she should charge me 50 pesos more because I don’t speak Spanish. I should’ve known then and there that this wasn’t going to happen. But I’m such a sucker for a nice ass that I pay it no mind.
Saint makes his own arrangements and we make our way back to the hotel. 6pm rolls around. Nothing. 6:15pm, nothing. I always give the girl a half hour leeway before I write her off but I for some reason or another (I think it was the ass), I decide to call her and see what the situation was.
She says that the appointment was for 7pm, not 6pm. Bullshit. I was sitting directly across from Saint when he made the appointment. Lie #1. Something tells me to confirm the agreed upon price. She says 300 pesos. Lie #2. I say forget it. Adios. There was no mistake on our part. I can understand Spanish better than people realize. I know times and monetary amounts, so I KNOW what I heard when Saint was on the phone. What I’m hearing now is somebody trying to pull a fast one.
I make arrangements with Sabrina from Gemidos. 5 minutes after we confirm time and location, someone named Ximena calls my room. I have no idea who this is. My Spanish isn’t good enough to understand the explanation. I ask if this is Sabrina. She says “no” but offers to come over at 7pm, which is when I agreed for Sabrina to come over. I’m thinking bait&switch. I tell her no. Needless to say, Sabrina doesn’t show.
Oh well. By this time, I’m just ready to hit the clubs later. I hook up with UWPhoto and we decide to meet Saint at Black’s if we don’t see anything we like.
UWPhoto and I hit a few clubs and end up at Hook around 1am. He picks a girl he’s seen before and I select a petite blonde based on a performance suggestion from UWPhoto. I make sure she understands the amount of “trouble” that might be in her later and she doesn’t seem to have a problem. I noticed that she’s not as cute as I thought and has on entirely too much make-up once we got outside.
We go back to my room and we get started. This little girl is DEFINITELY a performer. I’ve been ridden well before but for some reason it looked so much better when she did it. Bbbj, kissing, and very enthusiastic screwing. I forgot her name though. I made her work for the “deposit”. We worked for about an hour and a half before I popped. When she saw it was only a little, she looked at me kind of disappointed like “All that for THIS?” HA!!! Shee-it, she was lucky to get that. That pathetic double from Playwoman didn’t even get half that.
So, Sunday comes and Saint calls me with a proposition around 11am. Apparently, the pathetic duo from Playwoman (Paola and Andrea) had been talking about me to the girls that work there. I think they were speaking of crotch monster. Apparently, a friend of Saint’s amiga got wind of it and wanted to meet me. She suggested getting together for lunch.
“El malvado toque de la Muerte!!!”
I was hungry, so why the fuck not? Couldn’t care less. We meet up at the girl’s place and her friend turns out to SMOKING HOT! A nicely put together brazilian mulatta named Lucila. I believe she worked at Black’s. Hmmm….possibilities.
We hop a cab and head down to Bice in Puerto Madero. We have lunch which was very nice. I didn’t speak much because Lucila doesn’t speak English. I still manage to carry a small conversation with her. Saint’s amiga is very pleasant girl. Very funny.
Saint negotiates 300 pesos for 2 hours. I say cool and we head back. Along the way, I let her wear my sunglasses because it was bright out and she had left hers.
We get back to my room, watch a little TV for 5 minutes and she showers. She comes in with a towel around her waist but with her top still on. I’m laying on the bed and climbs on top of me and we start kissing. At this point, the Beast awakes. All of a sudden, I see her eyes widen and she rolls off of me. I ask her if there is a problem, she says yes. We’re laughing at this point. She then asks for her money. I figure it should be cool. I know…STUPID!
So I give her 300 pesos. She then asks for more. EXCUSE me? She holds up ten fingers. At first, I’m surprised. Then, I’m cool. I say “Adios.” She says okay and starts to put MY money in her pants! I say “Hold the FUCK up! You are NOT leaving here with my money.” She refuses to give it back. Apparently, she’s never dealt with a brotha from the Southeastern United States.
Needless to say, it’s ON!
Now I have a sister who likes to fight and I study martial arts, so I know I can get my money back without hurting her. Well, she turns out to be stronger than I thought.
It took me a good 5 minutes to wrestle my money out of her hand. I mean, she even tried to BITE ME! Luckily, I’m an old pro at wrestling girls. So, I sit on her chest and pin her right arm with my knee. Then I put a pillow over her face to keep her from biting my leg and used both hands to PRY out my money.
SOMEBODY told her wrong.
Once I got the money, I told her to get out. She walked over to my night stand where here shoes were. On the night stand was my “List O Plenty”. Ladies names and numbers. She started reading it. I took it from her said “Gracias” and started dialing one of the numbers right in front of her.
She headed towards the kitchen and I saw her near the mini-bar. Fearing foul play, I got up and walked into the kitchen to watch her. She was eye-ing one of the little liquor bottles. When she saw me, she put it down and grabbed a bag of M&M’s. And started to leave. I saw my sunglasses hanging from her top.
Oh, HELL no!
I calmly took them from her and ushered her out the door.
“El malvado toque de la Muerte!!!”
Now, I wasn’t upset. I had a little repeat action coming by later. And she’s bringing a friend!!!!!
As soon as the ***** left, I called up my girl from Friday afternoon. She and her friend could be over by 7:30pm. Copacetic.
Saint calls and can’t believe what happened. Being the nice guy he is, he felt so bad. His amiga did, too. I tried to explain that it was no big deal. Hell, the only reason I went to lunch was to get some food. I knew that my girl from Gemidos was coming by later so I really didn’t lose anything but a pack of M&M’s.
It’s Saint’s last day here. He calls about 7:20 and tells me he’ll swing by before he leaves. I explain that I have company coming but he should come by anyway. I wait before we get started.
The ladies show up 5 minutes later. Right on time. The friend is a 22-year old brunette with blue contacts. Small boobs but nice tight body. And the smoothest skin I’ve touched in a long time. They come in and I offer them drinks. Both take fruit juice. I explain that my buddy was coming by to say goodbye in a few minutes. They looked at each other and then at me.
That’s when they ATTACKED!!!!
The brunette grabs my left hand and heads towards the couch. The blonde grabs my right and heads toward the bed in the opposite direction. Basically, I was the Chocolate rope in a tug of war. I thought “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!”
And I was right.
I ‘ve had a few doubles. Some good, some bad. This had to be the PRIMA DOUBLE!!!
This had to be the first time I’ve ever been Tag teamed. While one would ride me, the other would be kissing me, then they’d switch while kissing deeply. Even when I THOUGHT I took control by going missionary on one, the other would let me pound away for a little, then lay next to us and TRY to pull me over on top of her. Yes, I said “TRY”. That’s because the other one would lock me with her arms and legs and not let me go. They “fought” playfully like this the entire 2.5 hours.
I think I actually started crying.
It was BEAUTIFUL!!! I believe the entire week had built up to this. AND it was WORTH IT!!! I’m sure that I was kissing one of them from start until I closed the door behind them. Wonderful.
I didn’t hear Saint knock on my door so I figured I’d talk to him when I got stateside. Sorry, dude. I was trapped. Heh heh.
The girls REALLY put it on me so I had to sleep before UWPhoto and I went out later. We met up and had dinner at a very good Arabic restaurant. We then started hitting clubs. Started out at Playwoman to just have some drinks and waste time. I wasn’t going to pick up anyone from there. Boycott is still in effect.
We hit several more and wound up downtown in Cattos(?).
NOTE: Now, I had been avoiding Cattos because everytime I go there, INCLUDING my very first visit, I’m ATTACKED by this little Dominican girl with 2 seconds of entering the door. Smoking little body and a great lay but I’m looking to chart NEW territory. With her hanging on me, I never get a chance to scout. I did send her away the last visit but I didn’t see anything interesting.
On this visit, I step in the door and THREE seconds pass. She’s not here. HA!!! I was right. So UWPhoto and I take a seat and start scoping. We are approached by two ladies. Not what were looking for. They speak English and we chat with them for a bit before sending them on their way.
I notice two girls that look Dominican. One in white pants, the other in a very short white skirt. They are dancing together. Hmmm…possible. UWPhoto and I continue watching and chilling when the Faux Dominican in white pants and a different, much LARGER Dominican female approach our table. I hoping that the split goes my way. White pants…white pants…white pants…..
JACKPOT! I feel bad for UWPhoto. Only for a minute.
I look at my new companion. She is very attractive. Dark skin. Nice teeth. But Argentine, not Dominican. I am again pleasantly surprised by the diversity of ladies in the Argentine culture. I’m a little worried about the pants, though. I wonder if she’s hiding something. We talk a little. UWPhoto tells me he’s heading to Hook because he’s tired of getting tackled. Don’t blame him. He’d been hit twice by two heavy hitters. I decide to stay with this cutie. I wasn’t worried about him though because he almost always gets something from Hook.
We talk a little more and agree to go back to my hotel. As always, I warn her that I’m packing heat. She’s cool with it so we leave. I want to hurry up and get this lady outside so that I can see what she really looks like.
Oh, yeah. She’s a hottie.
We stop in Hook and tell UWPhoto that we’re headed back. He seems more comfortable here so we leave him to the hunt.
We get back to my room and I want to see her body without the pants. And it is VERY nice. Her boobs are larger than they appear. Her body is nice and firm. And she’s very affectionate. She seems to like me. I seem to like her. We seem to screw for hours. I finish with me hitting her from behind. This girl is awesome.
I couldn’t really tell if she had an orgasm or not so I decide to give her one to make sure. She enjoyed it VERY much.
We sit up and watch TV. The 2 hours had already passed. She lay her head on my chest and I stroked her hair, face and body. I asked her if she wanted to stay the night and she did. She told me that she was supposed to be out dancing with her friends but she was staying here with me instead. Nice way to finish.
EXCEPT…..
I couldn’t keep my eyes open. It was almost 5am. At one point, I had fallen asleep briefly and I awoke to see her looking at me smiling. I apologized. She understood and got dressed to leave. I forget that they (the ladies) are used to staying up this late. Hell, I bet they never been on the business end of the PRIMA DOUBLE before. That thing will wipe you OUT!
She gave me her contact info which was already written down on a piece of paper. Curious.
We kissed and she left. I then passed out, a VERY Happy Man.
EVIL DEATH TOUCH NOTICE: Once Saint left town, I start getting play like this. Coincidence?
This was my last night in BA. I’ll be back. Oh, yes. I’ll be back. I’m not sure when. I guess it depends on when Saint and/or UWPhoto are going. I’d have to go with those two. Anytime I travel with them, I have a great time. Wouldn’t be the same without them.
But NEXT time…I’m bringing some holy water to ward off Saint’s evil touch. Heh heh.
Kick Stand
OMG! I nearly pissed my pants laughing so hard. I guess you guys had to actually be there to experience the stuff that Kick Stand and UWPhoto experience (along with all the other guys that go to BA frequently). This was one of the funniest posts I've read on WSG. You definitely have the gift Kick Stand.
We definitely had a good time. I still can't believe what an ordeal K.S. went through with that b*tch from Black's that was a friend of my amiga. My amiga still can't believe it but I told her that I know Kick Stand and I know the dude is as honest as the girls are hot in BA. Ha, ha.
I'm not sure if I had "an evil death touch" with Kick Stand or not but the dude still had fun. Don't let him fool you. The day I left I did go to his room. I knocked like 5 times loudly. All I could hear was, "Oi, Oi, si, si, asi, asi!!!!". (Ahhhh, ahhhh, yesss, yess, like that, like that!!!). I just thought to myself 'thataboy'!!
I definitely am looking forward to more adventures with my amigos. In less than 3 weeks I'll be in Rio with Kick Stand and UWPhoto. We're having a New Year's Eve party with a great crew of quality guys. We rented out a room at this place so it should be interesting.
We're all a bad influence on eachother. I talk to UWPhoto and Kick Stand almost everyday on Instant Messenger. I never travel for work but Kick Stand does and so does UWPhoto. Most weekends one of us is trying to talk the other into taking a weekend trip. One weekend a few weeks ago Kick Stand was trying to talk me into going to Montreal, UW was trying to talk me into going to Rio with him and I ended up going to Mexico City!!! Ha, ha.
Life is good.
P.S. I have my apartment now. Like I said, I'm gonna rent it out to quality guys that I've either already met (and liked), or guys that met one of the guys I met. Email me if you wanna see pictures. [email]Saintofba@aol.com[/email]
Hi Apologgy to Jackson and Jb I tried to meet you tonight But I just lost my friend tonight Man he walks like a woman I am at this Internet Place now at Florida st. next to Mcdonalds. Damn Sorry Jackson,JB my friend walks like A Woman. I think I only know one friend that walks as fast as me My Buddy Daniel from Lima who lives in Isreal now. I am no muscle dude but I can walk any city in the world all day 90,100,200 blocks No Problem. Ok Jackson,JB Call me then tommorow At The Hotel Constitucion Plaza Hey 12 Pesos for 2 Cheap as Fuck. I prefer my money more for Women,Great Cds,Great booze and Maybe Money for some Sex Mags in some of thse BA Sex shops But I am scared to get Sex magazines for Peru I do not want problem with Peruvian or Chilean customs. Hey Maybe I might just buy my future wife some sexy lingerie. Shit in fact her on Ave. Florida is a Sex shop like a block away from the Mcdonalds but closed. I also my last time around in BA In April found a Video Place that has Old Classic 80,s porn with Classic stars like KAY PARKER,Coleen Brenan,Samantha Strong,Helga Sven,Little Oral Annie,Seka,VDR,Aniierr Sprinkle,Patty Plenty and other stars Hey Plus You could get some Extreme Porn her that the Us Does not have but I prfer to just preview it here and watch it Ha Ha That is Good enough for me. I will attemt that ABC Theather again I hope that Swingers will be there tonight they always advertise as a Swingers Place PLEASE Let it be Tonight NO FAGS Ahhhhhhhh..... I am horny So Maybe Maybe tonight is the Night Jackson Buddy E Mail me at wipy1999@yahoo.com and ctw30@hotmail.com I am on messenger service too. Call me Before 10 Am Tommorrow that Is When I have to pay my bill again. Yeh In Uruguay and Argentina 10 am is the time limit for a new day in Peru And Bolivia it is usually 12 Pm Or 1 PM,,,,,, Later Ya all,,,, NIBU R.....
Stopped in the ABC thetere tonight on Esmerldas too many fags and only two boring coples no sleazy solo women but a ***** A Half block away offered to do me in the ABC Ah She was too Ugly. At the Orleans cafe dead. Around the corner from Orleans I met Beetina Big Silicone Tities Looks like A Typical 90,s Us Porno Star. Beetina asked for 70 pesos and 10 dollars for the hotel And two frre drinks come with it. She works on the streets of Maipu late at night and also By Santa Fe and Mtae Aliea Shit I can not read What She Wrote. I will have to llok at my www.lonelyplanet.com Argentina Book for the map of centro. I am now on Lavalle st under me is a sleazy 24 porn theatere and above me a Sex Shop that is open in the day. Oh I think the street she mentioned is Mt. Alver She really is not that hot but her Silicone Porno Beach Blonde California look turns me on. Ah Some Chick tryed giving me a card to 563 Tucuman I refused and told her that place is a rip off. Another 24 hour porn place on Corrientes wondering if swingers go there. I was wondering too if any Swingers or hookers go to this Porn Place Apolo Rodriguez Pena 41 Also Box sounds like a Total Gay Place Ah Shit I Hope not Box is at Laprida 1423. OH Since I am posting now is the sex scene still pretty lame up in Flores on the 7300 block of Rivadavia? I know last night in The Constitucion Red Light Zone area it was pretty horrible I also did not see this Whiskeria that I saw before on Ave. Brazil or the whores of San Juan,,,Regards:::: NIBU R.......
Nibu,
Are you capable of writing a coherent sentence with at least halfway decent grammar and punctuation? Attempting to read one of your posts is like trying to decipher a dyslexic 6 year old. It's not worth the trouble.
Hey Kick Stand,
I am the new guy on the block, and sure do enjoy your posts. along with Saint. You guys seem to be having a ball. I will be in BA in Feb 2-11, for the first time, anyway you can introduce me to a phone number on the "TAG TEAM". Hope to meet up with some mongers and especially "Sir Jackson".Thanks
MR LA
I HAVE BEEN TELLING NIBU FOR YEARS HE IS AN IDIOT.
NIBU,
GO BACK TO CHILE AND PERU :::::::::::::PLEASE
STARFE
sorry gentlemen for the post...
hey barickster,
email to you bounced, if you're still heading to b.a. mid-dec drop me an email, or post here.
Hey guys,
First 24 hours in BA. Am staying at Apart Hotel Recoleta in Calle Guido. Great location indeed. Right next to Cementary Recoleta and incredibly close from Madaho, Black, etc.
USD 45 breakfast and tax included. Plain but fine.
Right opposite an all you eat (food that is) buffet for 9 peso. Food is very good and incredibly varied. They serve just about everything.
As soon as I find out how chica friendy it is I will inform.
Went to the pharmacy corner of Florida and Paraguay. Yup, they do sell Viagra at Peso 77 for 4 100mg without any hassle. Has Argentine equivalent, Bifort 50. Much cheaper. Guy says it is not as good. I think I will have to test it. Will report.
Spent an hour with Alessandra from Platynum. Check www.nazarenabazan.com.ar. Body of death. Pricey from what I read in forum. Peso 400. Was worth it. More to follow.
Can anyone give me a rough estimate of how much a girl from
the Platynum's escort website would cost? Are they the quality of girl one could expect when taking a trip down to BA? Or, are these girls considered the "cream of the crop" and going cost you your left nutt!
Thanks,
Judd
Since I never fit in with the good old boys, I might as well say that I think Nibu is a riot....keep um coming dude and keep me posted on the swinger places.
FB
I agree with Fat Bastard, Nibu is entertaining! While reading his posts, I try to imagine what this maniac is like.
Nibu, tell us about yourself. Where are you from, are you just wandering South America, do you ever just relax and take it slow?
If I ever have a chance to meet you, I'll try to keep up, but I'm not sure that's possible.
Nibu, are you for real? You're in one of the escort capitals of the WORLD and all you can think about is picking up some trashy street hooker or travesti as long as they have HUGE, artificial cannons implanted in their chest! You're a disgrace to the Buenos Aires Mongers Association! Please do us all a favor and stick to asking 5 questions back in the Bolivia section every time you post as you're so adept at doing. And while you're at it, why don't you learn what a paragraph is.
A paragraph is the start of a new thought, and you signify that you're starting a new thought by hitting the enter key so that there's a single line space between the old thought and the new one. Doing this makes reading your drivel a little easier and as long as we have to read your drivel, why don't you make it just a little easier for us!?! DownBA
Kyck_stand,
That was one funny post. If one were a casual reader of the Argentinian section of the forum, one might feel some sympathy for your undue misfortunes; but having seen you in action, I dare say that you do quite well for yourself. Keep the posts, they are fast approaching the status of Uncle Otto's report.