2004 Reports - Edited

Fellow Mongers:

Knuckhead, Luv Ass, and Sterling V are safely in town and have had quite an eventful 24 hours. It appears that most mongers in town are finding their way to the mansion tonight, and as such we'll have the pleasure of making their acquaintance.

As there is very limited prime mongering time available to Knuckhead, a detailed report will follow after re-confinement to sex prison. For now, some thoughts:

1-The single most [b]under[/b]rated B.A. mongering experience, IMHO, is having take-out from Santa Fe 1707. Our rowdy, opportunistic group took advantage of our esteemed el jefe's absence and broke our half-year long boycot of this facility shortly after midnight last night. We must have just missed RNG, or worse yet, taken out his sloppy seconds ;)! Once there, Knuckhead's multiple attempts to convince the mamasan, Solidad, to consider re-joining the workforce failed miserably. Our group of three left with three chicas in tow for Recoleta for one of the best experiences so far.

2-Anna the Russian is a must-see! A piece of Moscow here in B.A. without the hassles of arranging a trip to Moscow. Speaks excellent English, is very well mannered and elegant, has a very reasonable price, and once properly stimulated by my pocket rocket turns into a virtual sex machine and has amazing orgasms!

3-The maid in BA Rent Apartment is a FOX! As I am typing this we are having a nice conversation (with me understanding 20% and filling-in the rest) as she is making the bed and empting the trash can full of used condoms, er.... on second thought, let me get that myself!

4- The pocket rocket [b]routinely[/b] gets [b]thrown out[/b] of the bed once handed over to any chica who uses it stimulate herself. I have no idea why this is, but once the chicas get fully stimulated they like to forcefully throw this little marvel out. After taking some abuse as such mine quite working :(. I was able to repair it on site so will see if it still packs as much punch!

5-The weather stinks! Rain, Rain, and more rain!

6-Anna the mansion driver is very good. 45 Pesos to Recoleta from airport gives you a very reliable ride and good company or the duration. Too bad she is NOT on the program and as Dickhead would put it, I was a perfect gen[b]ital[/b]man!

More to follow.

Knuckhead

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It's really easy to trust these girls but be careful. Art Vandaly called me today. I guess the girl he picked up from Rio Cabana stole his GSM cellphone from the USA. He is sure she took it. I told him to go confront her about it. Anyway, I spent the day with a girl I hooked up with Rio Cabana the other night. She called me today to hang out for lunch so we spent the whole day together. Unreal. Sweet girl. She wouldn't even accept taxi fare. She felt horrible that the girl stole his phone. She gave him the number to the place and the name of the managers there. Be careful with these girls.

DWC:

Patience, amigo :). The three girls were Karina (tall Moracha), Analia (redhead), and Natalia (Spinner and ass lover alerts...). I'll write in a few days after confinement to the sex prison.

Interim reports personally verified by the three reporters below confirm that the threesome option for AR$100 at Suipacha 921 is still in effect. Dickhead may eat his heart out while in Germany, knowing that the three of us shared a VERY cramped elevator ride with his favorite madamme. Sadly there was no time to offer AR$50 to her for a "feel" of her breasts. Additionally, We'd like to confirm again that Suipacha 921 IS closed on Sundays. The decor, of course, remains "Jacksonian" at the present time.

Off to the mansion now to meet and greet many esteemed members of this "mongerhood"!

Knuckhead

I can't find any where that tells me how to use the quote function, but compare what Knuckhead wrote about the Pocket Rocket on 8/21 (emphasis in original):

"The pocket rocket ROUTINELY gets THROWN OUT of bed once handed over to any chica who uses it stimulate herself. I have no idea why this is, but once the chicas get fully stimulated they like to forcefully throw this little marvel out."

To the advice that I gave him in the General Information thread on 8/13 (emphasis added):

"No matter how much she screams at you to stop, wait until she THROWS THE POCKET ROCKET OUT OF THE BED because she truly can't take any more"

LOL

DB

Friday 8-20, Part One Ð I went to 1707 Santa Fe around 5 PM. and although I donÕt know what it was I was told to say, Òbuscando chicaÓ, I did my best and they let me in. When inside it didnÕt even mater that I spoke no Spanish or that she didnÕt speak any English she knew what I wanted and led me to a another room and had me sit down. Well I had no idea what to expect but soon a girl came in wearing next to nothing, a little hug around the neck, a peck on the cheek and then introduced herself and then left. In walked another and then another until seven had passed before me. I liked the second girl but the fifth was nice too. So when the head lady asked me to choose I told her the two I liked and asked for her advise and she said the second girl. Her name was Jessica 23 from BA. We talked price and she started at 100 but came down to 80 pesos I think for 45 minutes, I gave her the money and she said she would be right back. When she returned I was undressed and she showed me the shower and the soap so I jumped in and cleaned up. When I came out she was on the bed and ready for me.

With her setting on the edge of the bed and me standing she put a condom on me then wrapped her arms around me and started kissing my stomach and worked her way down and soon she had me in her mouth. She was very enthusiastic and seemed to enjoy it and I did too. She pulled me down on top of her and slid me in. I slammed her for a while then she rolled me off, blew me some more followed by doggie, some more BJ and then I got back and finished.

I had a good time with Jessica and would recommend her. Overall I would say the ladies were very doable although some were older. And the one I didnÕt pick looked real young, was tall, thin and had blond hair. I liked this place, simple and straight forward, and they are open early.

More to come,

Mike

Friday 8-20, Part Two Ð After killing some time to recover and eat at about 9 PM I took a walk over to the Periplo Bar, M.T. de Alvear 554, to check it out. There were maybe 5 ladies there and I guess that they all looked OK. There were a couple that were maybe late 30Õs but were dressed very sexy and had a lot of class. The waiter did not understand a word of English and a lady that was at the next table helped me out then asked me to join her and her friend. Their names were Carola, she spoke English maybe early 30Õs average looks and height with a little weight and Sofia, a little English maybe late 20Õs kind of cute.

We talked a bit and asked if I wanted to get together with the both of them. I told them that I had never done that before, and I havenÕt, and at my age they would probably kill me. But it sounded interesting so I asked how much and when she said 200 US each I laughed out loud at her and said you have to be kidding IÕm staying at the HJ not the Marriott. She came down to 150 US each and I told her she had the wrong guy, then told her that I had a girl last night for 150 pesos and that was with the tip then got up to leave. She stopped me and said something in Spanish to Sofia then asked if I would give them each 150 pesos and I sat back down. I asked if they did each other and she said that they did then I made it clear that I wanted everything from both of them and it would be 300 pesos total. She kept talking in Spanish to Sofia I guess to make sure everything was OK with her and I got the feeling that it was. So we were off to my room.

In the room things did not start out good when they wanted the money first. I told them that I would not do that and said that if they didnÕt trust me maybe they should leave. Some more talking in Spanish between the two of them and she said she understood how I felt and agreed to getting the money after.

It was really cool. Just like being in the movies and I was the star. They put a new condom on me every time we switched and after they left I picked up 10 wrappers on the floor. The other thing that was cool was that I never came and with the vitamin V I never lost it. I donÕt know if it was not enough recovery time for me or that I was just loving the experience so much and was focused on other things. Whatever it was it sure worked in my favor and I told them that if they made me finish I would give them a tip and they really got into it. Well after getting my brains fÕed out for over an hour they said that was all and they had to go. I paid them the 300 pesos and no tip.

If anybody is interested I have both of there cell phone numbers. And they gave me an email address so I could send the two photos I took of them.

A little rest and IÕll be out there again.

Mike

Friday 8-20, Part Three Ð Final report from BA Ð Hit the streets again at about 11 PM and went to CafŽ Orleans. There were maybe 8 girls in the place all looked good but nothing great. Sat at the bar and observed awhile and had several giving me the eye and smiles. One sitting alone by the window waved me over so I went and asked if she spoke English and she did. DonÕt remember her name but she had big tits and was from Brazil. I asked what she did for work and she said she was company for men and gave massages. I told her I wasnÕt really interested in a massage and she said that was just the beginning and offered complete sex. I asked how much donÕt remember what she said but it was too much and she was not to die for so I thanked her and left. She never lowered her price either.

I headed for Catto and as I got there a guy gave me the pitch and I went in Peppers Bar. There were a lot of girls there and ran from the fat and ugly to a couple of really hot ones. I sat down and was joined right away by one on the lower range. She was real dark, heavy and said she was from Cuba. I thanked her several times for stopping and told her no thanks but she would not get the hint so I got firm and told her to leave.

A little while later a little tiny thing came by and stood by me and danced around. She wanted me to dance with her but I told her I donÕt dance and she took my hands so while I was sitting down we were dancing and she was really sexy. She sat down and I bought her a drink for 12 pesos. Her name was Sofia, yea I know, two SofiaÕs in one night, she was 21 from BA, very little English, but we got by. She asked if I wanted her to go with me to my room I told her I would like that. I asked how much but I didnÕt understand her so she got a napkin and wrote 150 pesos, I told her that was too much and she scratched it out and wrote 100 and I said OK.

She was just great and did it all, kissing, BBBJ and several positions and this time I finished. I asked if I could take a photo of her and she was a little shy about it but said OK. I took one and showed it to her, she loved it and wanted me to take some more. When it was over I took a total of 12 photos.

She gave me her cell number and an email address and asked me to mail the photos to her. I paid her the 100 plus 20 and she was happy.

ThatÕs it for me. It was 2:30 AM when she left and I have to pack, sleep and get to the airport for a 7 AM flight. Not bad for a guy that is usually in bed by 11 PM.

I had a great time in BA but I wish the weather would have been better.
Now I'm off to San Jose, Costa Rica for 3 nights. I sure hope I can hold up.

Mike

Hi everyone. I plan on writing a more detailed report when I return stateside but thought I should warn fellow hobbyists about a couple of things. First of all, I met up with Saint and after dinner and such we went to Rio Cabaña in Palermo. Very interesting place indeed. No customers and about 4 working girls. We picked our respective girls and returned to our respective quarters. Here´s my first learning lesson. Don´t drink too much if you´re going to play. After fucking the shit out of my chica. She said she had to leave. After walking her down to the front door, I return to my apartment and find my cell phone missing. I was so pissed, more at myself for not paying attention. Had I been sober I would have noticed it gone before she left and gotten it back. Well, take it as a learning lesson passed on to you guys. By the way, her name is Lorena and she goes by Aracely. Beware! I plan on going back to Rio Cabaña and raising a little hell tonight.

Second, I went over to a private apartment located at Suipacha 1031. I thought I was going to see some girl who I saw on an escort website. I knew what was going to happen when I got there so I confirmed that "Cynthia" was there. "Ah, si si" they told me. Sure enough, I get there and you might as well call my Old McDonald because there was nothing but a bunch of fat cows there. I told one of the cows that I called about Cynthia and they told me she was there. After the regular BS of "How about me instead" I told them I was upset and I left. Then she says, Cynthia will be there in 10 minutes. I had enough and left.

So, to sum up. Don`t monger drunk and stay away from Suipacha 1031. Oh, had a very similar situation at Corrientes 753 or 773 the other day too. So stay away from that place too. I hope this helps.
Art

Some have information about top class girls or escort. I know Blacks and Madahos, but when I was there nothing for the price they ask. I standing ovation! Material model! If you go to normal club you see a lot of this tipe of girls, if some one know give me a PM.

Well, I'm here in BA, having such a terrible time that I had to extend my trip by a week just to verify that the food sucks, woman are ugly and city is dreadful. ;-)

I'm staying in one of BARents apartments...really nice, hanging out with Knuckhead, and Love Ass, and generally living the life of kings. Checked out the mansion last night...great guys, beautiful place. Have had a bunch of great sessions too. Won't do the blow by blow...just do the math...flap A goes into slot B....lather, rinse, repeat.

I've also been seeing a lot more of the city this trip. Palermo is gorgeous. I've got to get back to eat at some of the restaurants in Plaza Serrano. It looked very interesting from a cab last night.

Today I hit the Flea Market in San Telmo. Had a great meal at 1880 Parrila at Defensa 1665. Knuckhead and I ate til we popped. Great wine too.

Gotta cut this short as Love Ass and I are about to head out for a little spelunking.

Ciao,

Sterling V

Glad to report Art Vandaly got his phone back from the girl that stole it. I've been hanging out with one of the girls that works there alot. She is good friends with the manager and I asked if she would intervene. At first she didn't want to get involved but she told the manager of Art's problem. She kept telling me last night Art would get his phone back but I didn't believe her. Even this morning when she left she said to call Art and I told her he was probably sleeping and I was thinking to myself that he probably wouldn't get it back.

Art called me today and told me he went there last night and she gave him back the phone. NEVER let a girl get away with this kind of thing. Do all that you can do to get it back. I do think my girl's intervention helped out alot but I'm glad he went there. Happy ending.

Saint

P.S. Sterling V, I'm glad you stuck around another week. The weather is amazing today. The sun in out and the rain finally ended.

WhiteShark, I think you need to go to the complaints/problems forum to report this. However, I've been having the same problem for a couple of weeks, and I figure that Jackson knows about it and will fix it when he can.

Art Vandaly,

This time I took a girl, named Araceli, out from Rio Cabaña to my apt. for TLN. She is from Paraguay, quite tall and very pretty. She told me that her real name is Cynthia. She was quite green as far as bedroom olympics is concerned, otherwise, she is an excellent girl and I had no reason to suspect her of doing something like that (nothing got stolen from me). Are we talking about the same Araceli? You said your chica's real name is Lorena. Who knows what name they are feeding to every customer!

Bandy

It is with profound saddness that Knuckhead is coming to the close on his current adventure. He is now awaiting the arrival of Anna the Russian for a repeart session (Yes guys, she is THAT good) before being picked up for the ride to the airport by Anna the remis driver.

In regards to Anna the remis driver, you perverts should take note that she is [b]NOT[/b] on the program; however, she is instrumental in your transition into the sex prisoner mode. The transition goes something like this:

1-Start out in Buenos Aires, the land of incredibly [b]beautiful[/b] women with whom you [b]CAN[/b] have sex.

2-The ride to the airport can bridge the gap: Anna is a [b]beautiful[/b] woman with whom you can [b]NOT[/b] have sex.

3-You arrive at the Sex Prison after the flight. This is a land of [b]fugly[/b] (Fat+Ugly) women with whom you can [b]NOT[/b] have sex!

With these thoughts I bid you farewell, and will write from the sex prison.

Dear Jaimito Cartero,
thanks for the help and suggestion.
WS.