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Regarding Laura:
A certain rodent and a Dickhead, perhaps not realizing that it was my birthday and recognizing that I was in a down state due to a relationship disaster sent Laura over to "cheer me up" which she did with great enthusiasm. Highly recommended.
Thanks guys.
Stormy
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Hey Jackson,
Since the dental was so good in BA do you or anyone else know how the medical treatments are? I have a hernia I have been putting off and thought to do it there if cheap.
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Marco Porteņo,
I think there is a chance that some of the famous models are open to a proposition, especially if the are single. The girl you mentioned Luna, I remember her from a tv comedy about a barber shop. I like the one who is a rich girl with a bodyguard. What's her name?
The $500 you heard...That's pesos or dollars?
What other chicas do you think could be in this book? How about Pampita?...just kidding! Actually I think Pampita is a "girl next door" type in Argentina.
Once, I heard of a famosa working at Black's. I went to look for her and I was told this was just not true. Her name was Adriana something. A vedette if I recall right.
DWC
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On my last trip to BA have to give 2 thumbs DOWN on Alison on Platynum. Her pics looks great on the website. It took a long time for Roxana to book and she wanted 250AR for the hour.
When she came she did not look like her pics. Was cold, NO english, NO kissing, lousy CBJ only, very mechanical missionary position and couldn't wait to leave. I felt the same way.
Don't make the same mistake I did.
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1965 Corrientes p13A - Beware Gringos!
Andres and Boom had good things to say about this place so I had placed it on my list of places to visit because of the excellent value of 40-50 pesos for bbbj and completo.
First of all if any of you wish to visit after reading this, the correct apartment is as posted above, not p13B. Perhaps they have moved since the original posts.
I should point out that this is my first trip to BA and that my spanish is very limited. This no doubt weighed heavily against me as no english was spoken during this incident.
A couple of days ago I phoned the apartment to see if Lorena and Tamara were there as these were the girls that were recommended by Andres and Boom. The madam, Marianna, said that Lorena was there.
When I arrived Marianna greeted me and directed me to a room where I was shown 3 girls. Only Camila was worth a pick but I decided to wait to see Lorena who was currently with a customer. Upon arrival and again after seeing the 3 girls I had confirmed with Marianna that the price for an hour was 40 pesos.
Lorena came in after about 10 minutes and she was as Andres had described. She did indeed have nice legs and a magnificent ass. I told her that I was there because of the recommendation from Andres. I then told Marianna that I Lorena would be my selection.
Now the fun starts. All of a sudden the price for Lorena is 80 not 40 pesos. I call Marianna on this but she wonīt budge. I have a decision to make. Do I walk and pass on Lorena? My big head says " This is a scam, let's get the hell out of here!" But, my little head which usually rules the day, says "Are you loco, did you see the ass on that girl? I decide to pay the 80 pesos and so have to accept responsibilityfor what happened.
To add insult to injury, I didn't have the right bills to make up the 80 pesos so I gave Marianna 2 x 50 after she promised to bring me back the change. I was less than optomistic for reasons obvious.
The session with Lorena was great with all I expected including excellent bbbj and very hot doggie and mish completo. My only complaint with her is that she did rush me a bit but there was yet another guy waiting for her services.
Of course, Lorena escorts me out after our session and there is no Marianna to be seen with my 20 pesos. I have Lorena go and fetch her anyway. After some time she appears and I ask her for the change. She smiles at me and says that the price was actually 100 pesos. I decide to get out of there before it ends up costing me more money.
Bottom line, 100 pesos for Lorenaīs service was certainly in line with what the other apartments charge and probably less, but I went there expecting to pay what others had paid for the same service. Had I spoken spanish fluently that may have happened. It is all part all my learning curve in BA. Hopefully, others can benefit from my experience.
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DWC,
I meant pesos, not dollars. I don't know this rich girl w/body guard. Anyway, I'd happily spend 1000-2000 pesos on Pampita, just the thought of having sex with a girl more or less the entire Argentine male population lusts for drives me nuts!
I heard some stories about famosas being on the program but I guess you really need to be in the inner circle to be able to put your hands on those chicas. For example, busty Luciana Salazar apparently likes soccer players. So if you don't play for Boca you're out of luck!
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hey I've got a Banned from Blacks story too.
Here it goes:
BANNED FROM BLACKS
Chapter One
I was in Buenos Aires for three weeks, early January (summer), my third trip. This trip was part money business, part monkey business (if you get my drift and since you are reading this in the WSF forum, I'm sure you do:-)
It was my first summer visit to BA, and certainly that made it different from my prior fall and spring visits. For one thing less chicas but then also less mongers, far less - even Jackson was out of town, so the mood was low key but still I had a blast. I'm a monger specializing in South America.The chicas are slightly more beautiful in Cali, slightly better performers in Rio but when it comes to the overall quality of chicas (and the incredible city) Buenos Aires is as good as it gets, ground zero for the sophisticated monger.
During the first week I went to Blacks every night. Most of the time I just popped in for a drink, a look around and chatted with a chica or two. One time I left Blacks with a "date" for the night but only one out of five night of serious mongering.
I speak Spanish and know the BA monger scene well, so it's not like I'm a businessman, newly arrived in town, on an expense account, who doesn't know a word of Spanish, stays at the Hotel Alvear, gets handed a flyer and wanders over to check it out.
Anyway one night I took issue with the l the bartender when she "tried to" charge me 35 pesos for a 30 pesos wine.
James Bond: "hey. The drink is 30 pesos, give me my correct change."
Bartenders: "No senor. A wine is 35 pesos."
James Bond: "It was 30 yesterday."
Bartenders: "Let me check the menu. Why you are right. Sorry sir."
James Bond: "Sure. How many wines do you serve a night that you don't know the price? Give me a break."
Bartenders; Sorry Senor (she meant not Senor but you cheap ugly American) . I made a bad mistake.
James Bond: Well make "the mistake" with someone else next time.
It's a bit annoying. I figure she tries this several times (or more) a night. If she is successful she takes home some additional money. If not, so what? What Gringo is going to make fuss over 5 pesos. Little did she expect I was such a low roller, attacking her over 5 pesos which she regards merely as an advance against a future tip.
Anyway one evening a young American law student is at the bar and we start talking. He tells me three things: It's his first time in Buenos Aires, he can't speak Spanish and the was in Blacks last night and thought it was just a sort of happy time place, where the girls hustle drinks between sets on the dance floor, sort of like - well like in the States.
Anyway he finally got the idea, like HELLO. Like you are not in Sex Prison anymore and left with a a chica for a good deal of money, at least for a law student, like a bucket full of dollars.
We started talking in English of course and I filled him on the scene. I don't want to bore anyone but reading the forum on a regular basis you can imagine what I told him, like the facts -prices, other places but not in great details. I really don't have that much patience for guys like him that don't bother, probably out of laziness, to do a bit of research before mongering abroad.
Anyway about a half hour passes, I'm talking to another guy, a Swede, about other things, nothing related to mongering, baseball actually, when the guy from Blacks comes over to me and asks me to walk to the back of the club with him, for a little tete a tete.
" What about", I say.
"I'll tell you when we get to the door"
"I'm in the middle of my drink"
"You can take your drink with you"
OK. So I walk with the guy and I notice all the chicas and waiter staff are looking at me oddly, as if I did something wrong. It was kind of the feeling you get in High School when some school attendant shows up at your classroom and says that the principal wants to speak with you. Like you might be in deep slime.
Anyway the guy introduces himself as the PR man for Blacks and accusing me of saying "bad things cosas malas" about Blacks.
I deny his accusation - actually the truth is that I like Blacks. It's good for what it is, a high level of lookers and that's why I drop by every night. Like any club you just have to be aware of what it is, a "gentlemen's club" and that comes with a certain price to the gentleman.
As for rip offs you can get ripped off a peso here, a peso there by the waiters at any of the clubs if you're not careful. Blacks is no worse than most. hey sometimes I hand a bartender a twenty in New York and s/he gets me back change for a $10. Sometimes I claim s/he made a mistake, sometimes I don't believe him.
Anyway I tell him the truth (truth above) and naively express my amazement that I should have to defend myself for merely expressing my opinion to others in private conversation (free speech anyone?) Then I added that with the internet you can't stop someone from expressing a view. Why there are sites where people are expressing their view to thousands of people online about places like Blacks.
After my brief speech about the internet I politely excuse myself and go back to my chair at the bar. He goes off in another direction.
Well as I turned I got an uneasy feeling that this wasn't over yet. Later I realized that this guy probably was asked by the manager to ask me to leave but didn't follow through on it, probably because he himself didn't agree that it necessary to chuck out a guy who wasn't making any problems, at least any obvious problems like being drunk or rude.
So I went back to my drink, a bit dumfounded. I figured that this couldn't possibly be about the few words I had with the law student regarding the BA monger scene. Most likely the bartenders who had tried to pad my tab a few pesos was somehow trying to make problems for me.
Well I wasn't at the bar more than a few minutes when the heavy artillery showed up - the big dapper bouncer at the door with the original guy who pulled me to the back of the club and a guy with a pony tail who works the door.
Yikes. All this firepower! This must be serious. I am immediately escorted to the stairwell, like some sort of criminal. Everyone is stretching their necks this time to see who it is. It was clear that I was being thrown out of the club unceremoniously to say the least.
I was escorted to the second landing when Danielle the manager opens the door:
"I have received reports from no less than fifteen of our hostesses that you are saying bad things about Blacks." The manger says this in perfect English, albeit with a slight South Beach Miami Latin accent.
"What did I say"" I replied.
"Bad things. Anyway it doesn't matter what you were saying. Bad things. I heard it from 15 chicas. Very bad things about Blacks."
"Fifteen chicas? I find that hard to believe." I replied. I don't think I spoke to more than five chicas in five nights the club and anyway why would I say bad things to a chica about the club?"
I was truly puzzled? Could I have a double? Is he mistaking me for someone else?
"Maybe you are working for another club. Maybe you are getting a commission", he says.
Well frankly this last statement was truly ridiculous.
I retorted with two while lies to counter his falsehoods:
"I'm an American tourist (actually I'm a semi-sex tourist, as I'm also doing real business in BA) and I can hardly speak Spanish, (I speak Spanish more than hardly, with a slight upper class Mexican accent I've been told) so how could I be talking to 15 girls. Only about three girls in Blacks speak any English.
Anyway it was fairly futile to defend myself. It had been already decided that I was to be BANNED FROM BLACKS. - for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and believe me it is a life sentence. The staff (not the chicas at Blacks are there for life and no one forgets a customer, particularly a banned customer!)
I was promptly shown the door, wondering on my way back to the hotel if I had an evil double that spoke Spanish fluently and was working on commission from another club.
I prayed my double wasn't low enough in the BA sexv club gossip creating profession to be employed for a dump club like Solid Gold.
I hoped my double might at least could get a proper job in the industry, if only working on commission for Affaire or Hooks.
To be continued,
Chapter Two: MAD MAX TO THE RESCUE
(got to love this guy)
Mad Max for President!!!!!!!
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Lego, I think if you stick to the agreed statement, "I will pay $150 pesos" in a club (or $200 pesos, or whatever) it will be fine. To get crummy service because you only paid $150 *dollars* is ridiculous.
I think the reason you got charged as much as you did is because all the girls told each other how much you would pay. They know you got $100US last night, so that they'll get it again.
I've seen guys with no local language skills communicate by writing a price down, and off they go. The girls will stick to their price if they think you'll go for it. I usually go later at night (2am), and they seem much more willing to negotiate, than than say 11pm.
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Exon Reporting : After being awakend with a spliting head ake from the hangover I had this morning by the phone at 4:30 my time. I asked for a two hour repreve before the Remis picked me up to go to Roberta's Comedor. He arrived early, but so what I was ready when he got to my apartment. Chica Seeker had agreed to go with me so over to the Dazzler Hotel we went to pick him up. Luckly I found him easly and off we went. After what seamed forever I asked Alberto our driver, " Are we almost their ", his relpy " 30 minutes more " . This place was really out in the fucking boonies. OK, we finally get their and theres two cars parked in front of what I'd call a mud hut. Alberto honked the horn and moments latter Roberta comes around cornner wareing an apron with a huge smile and a warm greeting for both of us. She leads us back around the cornner. And no shit, theres 100 childern their and heres my Roberta feeding them all. I swear to you Mongers it choked me up. In all that poverty there were a hundred Childern all with big smiles on their faces waiting in line, working in shifts to be fed. The dining room would only hold about 20 kids at a time so some had to wait and eat in shifts. Rice and Chicken were the order of the day with fruit cocktail and popsickles for desert. Chica Seeker was taking pictures which I made him promise he'd post latter. It was one of the most beautiful things Ive ever seen. I'll post more on this subject latter but I will add I did make a $100 USD donation to Roberta on the spot . We latter asked Roberta what it cost her, and she said it cost her about $1000 pesos a month to feed them ---- EXon
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Happy Birthday Stormy! I had no idea. Iīm glad we were able to brighten your day/night.
Nuevo Estilo: The place has some cuties. I knew it would be an interesting night when I noticed the dancer on stage and mentioned to DH that her ass and legs looked familiar. Guess what? It turns out she was my girl from Catto the night before! Well, I came wanting to experience Laura (the cheerleader) or the "String of Pearl" girl, but left accomplishing neither. I will be back!
Next, I figured I was ready for Blackīs. I arrive to find Exon waiving his arms talking to his friend the doorman. We go upstairs (no cover), get a beer and begin to check out the women. There are about 30 left (itīs 3 am) and just as I am getting ready to buy a chica a drink, in come the polizia with dogs doing a shakedown. Off to Affaire!
I struck Gold at Affaire last night. It didnīt take long to decide after starting a bidding war between 2 chicas I was interested in, and they went along with it. Well, letīs just say I found another Keeper and a TLN till noon that was second to none. BTW, I went with the higher bid!
On a more serious note: itīs great to see fellow mongers posting some of their embarassing moments so others may learn. Sometimes we donīt understand the why or the reason of what has happened, but being open and honest can maybe save the next guy, or 100 guys, from making the same mistake and stop the same thing from happening again!
Only two days and and the Mouse is beginning to whimper,
MM
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Dancesw/Chicas
I seem to remember we have a common interest in Wendy, ex Platynum. She'd stopped working for a while but I guess she missed us too much! I found her on Escorts Argentina, phoned her and told her I'd be there in April! If you're in BA now, leave a bit for me!! El Ingles!
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There is a device in the market, which automatically translates the spanish language into english in a jiffy, and vice versa, just like that, you talk to the mobile device and it translates back in spanish and vice versa, it is as good as it gets, it is god send for mongering :)
You can familiarize with the product: http://www.ectaco.com/?refid=2155
I hope it helps!
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Info of apartments
In the local board, a guy reported 3 very good experiences in an apartment located next to Ness (Suipacha 921 6š C - Phone 4312-5659).
Apparently, 5 girls work there:
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=1033
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=765
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=1930
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=2077
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=2078
Ar$100 the hour. They seem to do anal and BBBJ, but not always. Average facilities, but plenty of towels.
It's all yours, now (as always, this info is provided "as is", take it with a grain of salt)
Hope this helps,
Andres
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A TRIP SOUTH
I had had every intention of staying in BA for the entire length of my vacation. Some of you might remember that I am long time champion of Mar Del Plata where I dated a non-pro girl.
Things between us had reached a stalemate as I was not interested in getting married again. And she was looking for a major commitment. We had stopped talking over the last few months. And in fact, I didn't even tell her about my current trip to Argentina.
Then out of the blue she sends me an email while I was in BA. I start to miss her and tell her that I want to see her again. I write her back that I am going to fly down to visit her for a couple of nights. (I wanted to gauge her reaction to such a rash, seemingly spontaneous suggestion-- remember she thinks I'm in Moscow, she hasn't a clue I'm only 250 kilometers north of her when I was writing.)
Anyway, a few hours later she responds incredulously that she would love to see me but she doubts that I am serious about flying all the way there to see her.
I tell her to meet me in the lobby of the MDP Sheraton at 8pm the following night. I also tell her to wear lingerie under her dress.
Then, this is where things got tricky. I tried to book a flight down that day to MDP but all of the flights were sold out (yikes!). I even tried Expedia but to no avail. The following day (of my meeting with her) was also booked solid. So I called the WSG favorite travel agent and she confirmed the bad news. What was I to do?! (No way I was taking a bus or train) Finally I decide to rent a car and drive the journey.
I rented a car from the Hertz on Paraguay (a Toyota Corrolla) that was damn expensive when I come to think of it. And hopped on Routa 2 and drove like the devil all the way through the flat pampas. The trip is supposed to take 5+ hours but I hit no traffic and blazed down the mostly two lane highway doing a steady 150KM per hour. There are at least three or four toll boths, but otherwise I didn't encounter any traffic (or cops) and made the trip in (what I would like to believe) is some kind of world record: 3 hours and 45 minutes. (I timed it).
I arrive in MDP with a reservation at the Sheraton for a regular room and tried like the devil to upgrade to a suite but they weren't having it. All the suites were booked. On a whim, I decide to try the Costa Galana. A grandoise, dated monstrosity right on the water. In I walk and book the bridal suite. (Yes, the goddamned bridal suite).
That night I go solo to my favorite bar in Argentina (Madajos of MDP) the place is busy with some 25 chicas; many old favoritas from my my sojourns. I decide this time to choose an old stand-by Maria. A tall, fake breasted beauty. She comes back to the Galana with my and I carry her over the threshold. TLN runs me 200 pesos and she gets me off three times. Services me like a she's a one of her own. What's more she speaks a little English that she's learned banging an American Basketball Player who played for a professional Basketball team in MDP in the Argentinian league (didn't know they had a pro league; learn something new everyday). She goes on to inform me that she used to get gang banged by her beau and a few of his teammates every once in a while. She also said that was a yugoslavian center on the team that the girls in Madajos would run from because he had a 13 inch sausage as thick as my arm (her exact words; she even blithely added that his dong was so big that none of the gals could fit it in their mouths, hmm....)
Next day, I sleep all day. Walk on the windy beach. Do some shopping in centro section and then finally meet my former girlfriend. She shows up at 8pm to find me in the lobby. She is shocked I'm there because she called the front desk to see if I had checked in and of course, I had not checked in (having fled to the Galana). Anyway, I ask her if she has lingerie on and she says "NO!" again, she didn't believe me. To make matters worse, she started her period that day.
No worries. We go back to the bridal suite. I carry her over the threshold and she proceeds to provide me with three suck jobs, back-to-back-to-back. And damn, if she didn't make me cum thrice.
Following day, we drive back to BA together and I drop her off at her sisters (who is an unqualified ten -- off the richter scale). I tell my love that I am leaving that night and I return to my apartment. (The whole ride back to BA from MDP was a bickering session of her pissed off that I hadn't come to propose marriage; and as the devil would have it, there was some traffic and the drive took close to 5 hours!). Needless to say, I resolved not to ever see my non-pro again.
BACK IN BA
I stopped in at the downtown clubs CUTTY SARK and scored a thin 32 year old girl with curl blond hair and decent English; her name was Val. We cab back to my apartment and I ask her if she has any friends that she would be willing to have a lesbianic threesome. She perks up and says, "Claro" and reaches for the telefono. I hour later her friend arrives and we're off to the races. (Only, to be honest, her friend is pushing 40, but with a great body that included 44DDD fake tits that weighed like bowling balls--this girl was named Christi and she has that generic Plastic surgeon face-look--similar to a lot of the girls on Sensual Baries and Gemidos websites.
Any how the two amigas performed my favorite of all acts -- a dual BBBJTC with my jacking off all over their faces and them making out with my giz all over their lips. TOTAL COST FOR TWO ROUNDS WITH TWO CHICAS / APPROX 3 HOURS: 300 pesos. ($107 dollars). And oh yeah, Big Christi could deep throat all the way down to my balls. In fact, I think she could've deep throated my leg if asked.
VIVA ARGENTINA!!!
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LA Larry
Your chica referred to Peņarol Club of Mar del Plata.
Argentina has a pretty decent BB league. The national team beat the USA Dream Team on the last World Cup. One of the "stars" is Emanuel Ginobili, the guy who plays for the San Antonio Spurs.
Andres