Ness

[QUOTE=Shawman;440102]Well in this evening's episode of BA pulls me in for a forced face-rape beso negro, and then farts in my mouth (pucker up sweetcheeks), I detail the daily installment of misadventure, this one from Saturday night.

Went to ness Saturday night. The place is a cramped little spot with friendly girls and better drink prices (but still too high by American standards). Music is loud, and latin, but not mariachi or merengue, so at least it isn't as bad as it could be.

However what you will find is that it is located in a dangerous place to be at night. One of kirchner's kidz (in his mid 50's) was lurking near some garbage on the street corner, probably playing with some rats, and spotted me from what had to be over 50 yards away. He would not get out of my face and he insisted that he worked for the club and that I needed to pay him 50 pesos to get in. I knew right away that he was full of shit, but my thoughts were to pay him to go away. The other thought was that I could bypass him now, buthe might get 5 other k kidz down there to wait for me to leave and then try again. I gave him 5 p for the hustle, but the obnoxious little bastard insisted that I owe him 50. I paid it just to get him out of my face. Oh yeah, he also tried to sell me drugs. I said no.

Not was I in there for more than 8 minutes before the manager introduced himself to me (in his mid 70's). He had an undershirt on underneath a sportcoat, and he had not shaved in a few days. A proper bum. One of kirchner's kidz. And true to the name of kirchner, he was begging from me near instantly. He even followed me outside asking for a tip. I mean, I tipped the bartender, I bought drinks, I chatted with a lady for a while (who was actually very cool), but I didn't take her up on her offer. I was trying to have a nice evening. Why would the manager get a tip if he didn't serve me, and I didn't take one of the girls with me? I brushed him off and started to walk towards the main street for a cab.

But the night was not over yet, oh no.

Lets not forget the first one that sniped me as I was walking towards Paraguay. He's baaaack. This time he wants me to follow him to an apartment because he says that its a privado. I don't really but I hear the girl barely answer after he holds the doorbell down and doesn't let up (what an absolute bane this guy is). She sounds cracked out. I have had enough. By this time the streetwalkers are making kissy noises at me. I am well past the point of having had enough. I take off to the nearest cab, and got out of that tar-pit.

But just when you think you are alright, the night is not over, oh no. Not with kirchner's kidz.

The cab driver (in his mid 50's) was trying to chat me up while taking me back to san telmo. My Spanish is poor, but I think he was ultimately trying to sell me cowboy shit. I said no. Then he tries to short change me. I call him on it, so he pumps the meter, right in front of my face. And little mf-er had a grin on his face the whole time. The audacity. I wanted to slap the taste out of his mouth. For the record, always make sure you count your change in this town. Short changing is done as easily as they draw breath around here. They have no issues jipping customers and lying over a few pesos.

So I guess you can take the joblessness out of the kirchner's kidz but you can't stop kirchner's kidz from begging on the job. Stay classy Argentina, and remember to take your a-hole pills.

But seriously, don't go anywhere other than san telmo, recoletta, or Puerto madero after dark, especially Saturday night. Something about Saturday night rings a clarion call to kirchner's kidz.[/QUOTE]Jesus Christ. Stand up for yourself. Stop whining, say no and move on. Go ahead and slap someone - put it on your bucket list.

[QUOTE=Thomaso276;442548]Jesus Christ. Stand up for yourself. Stop whining, say no and move on. Go ahead and slap someone - put it on your bucket list.[/QUOTE]Shouldn't this be on the BDSM thread?

As I recall, he had a nightmare of a time in Bangkok with the chicas.

[QUOTE=RevBS;442565]As I recall, he had a nightmare of a time in Bangkok with the chicas.[/QUOTE]Ah yes, I remember. Speaks volumes.

I spent about 90 minutes here with my business clients here last night. ( wed morning, 3rd dec'14).

I got to say, the place is ideal for first time mongers or for newbies. No pressure at all! Very easy to talk to chicas and take out!

The beer prices were 150 peso for a 33cl Henikien.

The chicas were average looking. But the hottest looking chica 8/10 quoted me 1000 pesos/hora. I was of course in no mood to take out. ( I dont enjoy night mongering any more).

However, my personal choice in the "triangle" would be Ness bar. Average look/no attitude chicas..easy to talk to and probably service would be better!

My last exersice in threesomes this week was today 2:00 am in Ness.

Day mongering vs night mongering is a subject of debate now and then in AP, and of course it all just boils down to personal tastes and circumstances. Beyond the availability of pussy material, Ness offers an experience that can only be found in the night mongering arena. When I got there, the TV on top of the door was showing the anual rodeo and folklore festival in Jesus Maria, Cordoba (video content capable of destroying sexual appetite to anyone even after years of abstinence), a "singer" was covering cumbia hits with a lousy karaoke equipment, about 6 old and poorly dressed clients were dancing with chicas so ugly that if I met them in the street in daylight I'd cross to the other sidewalk just to be safe, and everybody seemed to be having a good time, wheater of the happy or melancholic variety.

There was a very well built brunete doing the pole, with excelent skill and taste. Has a tatto with the name "ELSA" on the bottom of her back (some chica told me ELSA was her mother, I can't recall her name). Her number finished with a complete strip-tease. I can't confirm if she goes out too.

I took two chicas out: Antonella (in Platynum she is Kendra and Antonella in the "Fantasies" section), and Jamila (or Janina or Yanina). Yanina seemed relatively new to the business, and Antonella, who is obviously a veteran going back to Desert Storm, treated her as a disciple. Both are slim, well built, between 160/165 cm tall. Antonella has natural boobs but her face has been reworked several times. Yanina has artificial boobs, the material used is too firm to my taste. The passage of time (and maybe substances) has affected the capacity of Antonella to comunicate effectively, both at a pronunciation and grammar levels, but if you pay attention some interesting conversation can develop. Yanina is fresh, very simple person, that can be easily understood. Being a woman with needs and ambition, Yanina's goal is to be able to work in Hook (which she should be able to considering the quality of her body and an average-looking face).

The service was very good. Both focusing on my own pleasure (each one with her own style). AR $ 1.000 for each (which I belive was probably too much) felt like well spent.

Great work. Keep them coming. Perfect description of the Ness "ambiance".

[QUOTE=Local;443448]My last exersice in threesomes this week was today 2:00 am in Ness.

Day mongering vs night mongering is a subject of debate now and then in AP, and of course it all just boils down to personal tastes and circumstances. Beyond the availability of pussy material, Ness offers an experience that can only be found in the night mongering arena. When I got there, the TV on top of the door was showing the anual rodeo and folklore festival in Jesus Maria, Cordoba (video content capable of destroying sexual appetite to anyone even after years of abstinence), a "singer" was covering cumbia hits with a lousy karaoke equipment, about 6 old and poorly dressed clients were dancing with chicas so ugly that if I met them in the street in daylight I'd cross to the other sidewalk just to be safe, and everybody seemed to be having a good time, wheater of the happy or melancolic variety.

There was a very well built brunete doing the pole, with excelent skill and taste. Has a tatto with the name "ELSA" on the bottom of her back (some chica told me ELSA was her mother, I can't recall her name). Her number finished with a complete strip-tease. I can't confirm if she goes out too.

I took two chicas out: Antonella (in Platynum she is Kendra and Antonella in the "Fantasies" section), and Jamila (or Janina or Yanina). Yanina seemed relatively new to the business, and Antonella, who is obviously a veteran going back to Desert Storm, treated her as a disciple. Both are slim, well built, between 160/165 cm tall. Antonella has natural boobs but her face has been reworked several times. Yanina has artificial boobs, the material used is too firm to my taste. The passage of time and maybe substances has affected the capacity of Antonella to comunicate effectively, both at a pronunciation and grammar levels, but if you pay attention some interesting conversation can develop. Yanina is fresh, very simple person, that can be easily understood. Being a woman with needs and ambition, Yanina's goal is to be able to work in Hook (which she should be able to considering the quality of her body and an average-looking face).

The service was very good. Both focusing on my own pleasure (each one with her own style). AR $ 1.000 for each (which I belive was probably too much) felt like well spent.[/QUOTE]

If anyone is going to Ness soon please say hello to three of my friends Roxana, Belen and Silvia. Tell them Pete the traveler said hello! I won't be back for a couple months, but these ladies rock and I'm not talking about their job, but rather just in general nice people. Let me know if you see them.

So my recent experience has been that Ness is actually more fun than Hook. Hook was slam bam give me money. Ness is chill, relax, have a drink.

This is 180 degree change for me. I think Ness has improved and Hook has become the place 8's go to play on their cell phones.

Pete.

I have it on pretty reliable info that Ness will be reopening at some point. The light has been on of late and I made some inquires and supposedly there is a plan to reopen. Perhaps the plan for the city is to make a little red light district down there on Suipacha. The chicks are still verboten in Exedra and maybe because it's too in your face. Further up Suipacha the cops don't seem to want to do much about the drug trade or violence, and around the old Triangle area seems like hookers will be ok.

It's Argentina so until I'm getting over charged for a bottle of water it's only rumors but the rumors are running in the right direction.

Ness has re-opened. Not much more to report. Stuck my head in about 10:30. A few Dominicanas milling about and a bar keep from back in the day.

[QUOTE=ElPerro;447840]Ness has re-opened. Not much more to report. Stuck my head in about 10:30. A few Dominicanas milling about and a bar keep from back in the day.[/QUOTE]Any ideas about the rates of the chicas?

Q: What is the going rate for a dominicana in Buenos Aires?

A: Who cares? They're worthless!

[QUOTE=Dickhead;447843]Q: What is the going rate for a dominicana in Buenos Aires?

A: Who cares? They're worthless![/QUOTE]Maybe they think the same about you...

[QUOTE=Spassmusssein;447848]Maybe they think the same about you...[/QUOTE]Perfect answer man... Then again is Dickhead who stated that so .... Let him be... He is always hating.... And it's all in his name.

In about 1AM for a 1/2 hour and a whisky. $180p the drink. Three Dominicanas and cumbia. No dancers and no place to dance. No pole. A waste of time and money. Maybe things will get better here but it will take some doing.