Saw the produce but did not try
Dudes,
I went with TL, Puffer and 2 dudes with no knowledge of this forum at about 7 at night after Orleans. I can totally vouch for the hotness of the chicks at Esmeralda 517 1B. They are sooo hot. The last 2 of our group stayed and paid 200 pesos and we haven't heard from them since. (TL, Puffer and I went to get some dinner and then go to Cattos)
OK, so I am staying at the Sheraton on Cordoba. With my Starwood status, I scored a late check out at 4PM and Club lounge access until my taxi takes me to Ezeiza at 6PM. My back up plan was to spend the rest of my pesos from 12 PM to 6 PM at Esmeralda. I sort of wish I could not get a late check out.
For those that met me (dinner, etc) thanks for your cameraderie.
Why bother with Orleans? Or any other place!
[QUOTE=Donkey Punch]Dudes,
I went with TL, Puffer and 2 dudes with no knowledge of this forum at about 7 at night after Orleans. I can totally vouch for the hotness of the chicks at Esmeralda 517 1B. They are sooo hot. The last 2 of our group stayed and paid 200 pesos and we haven't heard from them since. (TL, Puffer and I went to get some dinner and then go to Cattos)
OK, so I am staying at the Sheraton on Cordoba. With my Starwood status, I scored a late check out at 4PM and Club lounge access until my taxi takes me to Ezeiza at 6PM. My back up plan was to spend the rest of my pesos from 12 PM to 6 PM at Esmeralda. I sort of wish I could not get a late check out.
For those that met me (dinner, etc) thanks for your cameraderie.[/QUOTE]The girls at Esmeralda 517 are so fucking hot that there is NO point in going to Orleans!
Let's think about this for a moment:
Orleans:
1. You have to buy something to drink or eat.
2. You have to find a hot girl. (could be impossible!)
3. You have to talk to the ****!
4. You might get stuck with her tab or buying her a drink, etc. (they will ask!)
5. She has to pay $60.00 pesos to squat there all day and she WILL pass it on to you!
6. She will push for El Horizonte Telo behind Orleans to reduce her down-time.
Cost:
Your Drink $ 20.00
Her Drink $ 20.00
Her Time $ 250.00 to $ 400.00 to $450.00 US that I heard yesterday!
Telo $ 60.00
Time $?
Total: $ 500.00 Pesos minimum if your a gentleman! ( assuming that you bought her a drink and that you are only paying her about $400.00 )
Esmeralda 517 1 b.
Cost:
$200.00 per hour!
I promise you that you will have a very hard time in picking out a girl due to the fact that there are too many super hot girls!
Unbelievable!
TL