Outrageous Privado Stats!
Outrageous Privado Stats :
Using Esmeralda 517 1 "B" as an example.
Up to 35 plus girls during a Day Shift. 18 bedrooms. 24 hours a day, less girls at night.
$350. 00 per hour which in reality is about 8 minutes!
An average of 150 to 200 Clients per day, let's say 175 clients times $350. 00 pesos per day equals :
$61, 250. 00 FUCKING PESOS PER DAY!
That's a lot of cash for gash Brothers!
Almost 10k dollars per day, tax fucking free!
TL.
P. S. Anybody want to open up a Privado?
There is Enough Cash To Spread Around
[QUOTE=Doggboy;431517]A Supreme Court justice might be able to get away with it, but NOT TejanoLibre.[/QUOTE]There is enough cash to spread around but there are a lot of expenses.
The bribes are based per room, not per girl and you have to pay-off EVERYBODY in the food chain!
The girls are a constant "Complicadas" with boyfriends and periods and homesickness and general bullshit; not to mention infighting and jealousies!
Maybe your take is 55% of the 60k per day minus rent, bribes and expenses.
Still beats a sharp stick in the ass!
TL.
I can't own it or run it but someone like Daisy can run it for us.
If I do get involved it will have a lot of American style benefits.
11th. Visit will be FREE, like StarBuck's.
Free drinks. 15 minutes to get to pick your date, etc. Not your typical Privado. Video tape your session for an extra 100p, the hanging Asian Basket trick!
Picture the AP House with 15 Chicas lounging around while you smoke your disgusting cigar and pick your poison, along with a waiter in top hat and tails offering you Viagra and Wonder Lines before you score. A true clubhouse ala Mae West lying accross the daybed. Spend a few bucks and reap the rewards. The only place in town like it.
Membership fee entitles you to 1 FREE fuck per month and free drinks. Maybe Kickstarter will help me out!
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1. 3 Million When I Called.
[QUOTE=Gato Hunter;431538]The place down the street was 800k last trip.[/QUOTE]It was 1. 3 million dollars when I called a few years ago. 950 sq. Meters with a retail space downstairs which would make a perfect Jazz Bar. Inside the house there is a gilded bird cage type elevator. Really beautiful when I saw it in 2005 as an office / whatever. The space downstairs was a wine bar / resto.
At 800k it would be a steal! AP House must be 850k by now.
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If were talking about that killer mansion about 4 or 5 houses down from the AP house, same side of the street.
7 days a Week for a Month!
[QUOTE=Esten;431304]There must be a catch somewhere. Maybe only on weekdays (20 per month) for 30 minutes with an unattractive lady.[/QUOTE]Went by there today to check it out :
$1000. 00 pesos a month gets you 1 hour massage per day for 30 or 31 days. That's a deal! Or 28 or 29 I guess.
However, it's in a Galeria behind a curtain with 1 of 3 girls; the girl that I spoke to is a young and attractive girl. She stated that it's a deep tissue massage and I did not ask her anything else.
TL
"Stuff in the Middle with You!"
I was at my office today with one of the boys having a drink when suddenly there were 2 Chicas, one on my right and one on my left; I did not know which way to look!
"Chicas on the left of me and Chicas on my right and there I was, stuck in the middle with you!"
I did not know which way to look for fear that I would miss one of them!
Oh what a feeling!
TL.
Got to love this place!
TL