New Port

[QUOTE=Yoosin]Hard to leave with so many chicas to do! We headed over to Newport last night for the last shot.

I was interested in cute little blonde Carolina but she didn't seem much interested in me as there where some young BA boys flirting with her. She finally took off with one of them.

Not to be thwarted tonight I'm moving right along. My buddy is playing signing games with a chica and she comes right over. Chit chatting and she seems like a lot of fun and very energetic. My buddy is not really interested in her so I pickup where he left off. Paraguayan Irma is chatty to a fault but fun. We take off.

Sessioning with Irma is a whole new experience. She doesn't stop moving or talking for a second. During the act she flowing with 'me encanta', 'si si', 'Yes ahi', 'mas profundo', 'rapido', etc. Overall a great session frolicking for approimately 2 hours. Ella acabo dos veces durate la session.

She left around 7AM stating that she wanted to get going before it was light because people in the street will chastize due to her clothes.

Yoosin[/QUOTE]Very nice Chica Yoosin, congrats.

Exon

Gato Hunter,

Her face looks sort of similar but the body does not really match unless she has lost weight in the last few years. Irma could also be classified as an energizer bunny. Could be, pero no seguro!

Yoosin - from home damit!

Nice girl. She was there last night looking good and I almost took her but settled on another named Christina (not the same one mentioned below) She ended up staying 6 hrs for the salida. Met some guys for dinner before this, sorry we missed each other.

Whitecat,

Sorry to have missed you as well, maybe next time.

Irma is quite good in la cama, we went at it for almost 2 hours and she never complained or gave up. In fact she just kept coming and was soaking wet. My take is that she genuinely enjoys sex. She may be missing for a few days as she said she was close to starting her period which might also help explain why she was so hot. I never discussed funds but handed her 300+20 for taxi when leaving and she seemed very happy.

Yoosin

Prior to this night, I had only taken a girl from Newport once-- more than 6 years ago in the dollar versus peso hey day. Though the experience was profoundly wonderful, I have shied away based on the prevailing opinion that the probability of choosing a criminal or drug addict is high due to its wild, wild, west format.

Well, I'm now 2-for-2. Planning on enjoying the live band featuring sexy, monotone singers, I ended up speaking with a very pretty, tall and slim blond girl. It turned out she was from Southern Brasil, spoke good English, and was as sweet in the hotel as she was in the bar.

I was surprised that she was older than she appeared. To her credit, she could have held on to being age 30, but readily admitted that she was north of 40. It would seem that her non-smoking life has preserved her quite well.

After leaving Newport, we went to a couple other bars with my wingman. Finally, we went to Cocodrillo, but I wasn't interested in paying another 50P cover charge, so we gave up (for my wingman) and went to the hotel.

There was no problem with BBBJ and DFK. She requested pictures in various poses. She offered to stay all night, but seemed happy to leave around 6:30. I know the price I paid here was sub par. In fact, an extremely obnoxious Aussie guy in Newport who claimed to live in BsAs told me I was full of $%^&. He claimed I "wouldn't get to sniff a cat's ass" for 200P, let alone take a girl out. So, I introduced them as we left. He seemed quite impressed with my choice, but maintained that I was going to pay $200 US, not pesos. So, with all due respect to my classy new friend from Down Under, that is what I paid. I was generous with cab fare, however.

FT

Full Throttle,

Since I was paying 300AR with no hassle it is my opinion entirly possible to score for 200AR. It is evident thou that inflation is applying the pressure since we where typically asked for 600 to start. If I want to pay 600 without the negotiations I would just head over to Madahos and pick out one of those 8-9-10 chicas.

Yoosin

I apologize for falling behind on my reports. Why is it so easy to "lose the time" when one is in Buenos Aires?

I had been chatting up this chica at Newport for several nights, and on the way over I told my wingman that if she was there, it was finally time to do her that night.

I think you can see why from the photos. Her body comes across quite well, even though she does not have a very photogenic face. I believe she is much prettier in person.

She takes care of her body, presents herself well, takes the time to curl her hair and do her makeup right, and certainly knows how to dress for success.

Naty has a game plan: two men per night, six nights a week, at top price. Put the money away for the next year and a half. By then she expects to have a car and a house in her hometown paid off, with a hair salon/beauty parlor of her own, and plenty of working capitol in the bank.

Thanks to the help of the therapist she sees twice a week, I believe she is centered and focused and will accomplish her goal. She plans her work and works her plan.

Compared to the way most chicas live, I think that is pretty admirable.

While she is definitely a mercenary, that does not mean that she is not a pleasant person. Nor that she gives bad service.

Naty was even nice enough to text me some sweet nothings a few times after she left my place.

I'll grant you that she is not the greatest lay I've ever had. In fact, she doesn't even rate in the top three of this past week.

But based on the eye candy alone, Naty is the only one who managed to get me off twice in less than an hour.

I think the fact that she was even willing to give me two pops speaks pretty well of her character, wouldn't you agree?

Nor did she rush off after 60 minutes. Rather, she hung around to share a a couple drinks and chat for another hour.

And yes, just as you suspected, I paid above the standard rate. Over the past several nights I noted that this chica was consistently being pulled out of the place after only about fifteen minutes or so.

And I could tell from the Gucci cell phone she carries that chica knows how to turn a dollar.

She is very high maintenance, of course. At the club she had to order a glass of fucking champaign!

Despite all these caveats, Naty does not seem to suffer the "down time" that most of the chicas have to accept as a way of life.

I knew that if I was going to do Naty I would have to bite the bullet on this one.

But please do not blame me for ruining the prices for you local guys. First, I did negotiate a significant amount off the sticker price.

Next, I know that none of you value mongers would ever develop an interest in getting anywhere near her, right? So no harm, no foul.

Am I glad I did her? Yes, definitely.

Naty's a nice person and is smoking hot. Her body was etched upon my mind all week, and I had to get her out of my craw so that I could move on and focus on enjoying the rest of the chicas in town.

Would I repeat with her again? Oh hell no.

At least not at these prices.

DB

Dodger,

No offense intended, but why did you even spend ten minutes with this chica? She has a nice butt, but there are literally hundreds of thousands of nice butts in Buenos Aires.

Over priced and high maintenance are two concepts that mongers should never have to deal with in Argentina. Read the forums and learn the lessons from other mongers victories and losses.

You should be having the time of your life here!

Schmo

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]I have shied away based on the prevailing opinion that the probability of choosing a criminal or drug addict is high due to its wild, wild, west format.[/QUOTE]I am surprised how many mongers share this same view. I'm glad you got past your hesitancy and had a good time, FT.

The odds of the "worst" happening (drugged, robbed, ass-raped) are really pretty remote. And as many recent reports attest, a lot of mongers have been having a hell of a good time with the chicas from Newport.

Having just said all that, I have to report a negative experience. It pissed me off.

Yoosin was with his Irma, and RobBarone found his date for the night. I was satisfied to make small talk with them and watch the scene.

As the late, great Dickhead would say, I wasn't really hungry, although maybe I could eat again.

But only if it was lomo. I'll pass on the cream of wheat, thank you very much.

It was getting late, about 3:30, and things had thinned out considerably in the club.

Nonetheless, for some bizarre reason that only chicas understand, Irma felt it was her personal responsibility to hook me up with someone for the night.

No thanks, I said. No one can ever pick a decent chica for me.

Shit, half the time I can't even pick a decent chica for myself.

She wouldn't quit. She was on a mission. So I gave her an impossible one. Here was the criteria I told her she would have to meet:

1. The face of an angel.
2. With eyes that glow like luces.
3. Muy flaquita.
4. Culito pequeno.
5. Tetas grandes.
6. Muy amable.
7. Muy intelligente, so we can have interesting conversations, and.
8. And you might as well make sure she's rich, too. A chica rica. Why not?

That would make Irma's task all the more impossible. I was going to sit back and enjoy watching her tilt at windmills.

But Irma didn't hesitate. She pointed to a girl in the back who I could barely see, but who didn't look too bad.

Okay, I'll humor you, I thought. I'll at least talk to her.

Well, the chica flunked on points 5. And 7. But she was young and delicious and totally fucking cute!

I bought Gisel (sp?) a Sprite, and we tried to carry on a conversation. She was pretty reserved, so our talk didn't get too far along.

All I learned is that she is 22 years old and has been working at Newport for four years. Wow, that isn't exactly what one wants to hear, now is it?

But did I mention how really cute she was?

So I decide to cut a deal, and of course Gisel asks me for 600. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

I let her know I am not a stupid gringo, and then she agreed to accept the going rate. But she told me it would only be for an hour.

Red flag.

I didn't like the sounds of that. So I told her that it has to be until I am satisfied, or not at all. I happen to be a very old man and I cannot be rushed.

I told her that if a chica ever asks if I've cum yet, or tells me to hurry up and cum, that blows the whole deal for me.

Everything stops immediately, she'll be out the door, and she totally blows her paycheck. Understood, Gisel? Can you agree that won't happen?

No problem, she tells me. If it takes and hour and 15 minutes, or an hour and 20, she's okay with it. And she is absolutely adorable!

By now I realize I'm thinking with my little head. I decided that I better call a conference with my wingman as a sounding board.

Yoosin points out that she did meet my price, and she did agree to be flexible with the time. How many more compromises do I want?

Well, okay, the man makes plenty of sense. But I really would rather not have to compromise over this crap in the first place.

Then Gisel sits on her hands in the taxi, all the way to the apartment.

Another red flag.

As we step off the elevator, Gisel mentions it is only going to be for an hour.

Okay, that's enough. You don't seem like you really want to be here. Just go back to the club and see if you can interest one of the four guys left, none of whom has looked at you twice all night. Te vas.

Tranquilo, tranquilo, she tells me. Not a problem. She didn't mean it that way at all. She doesn't want to go back to the club.

By now I've seen enough red flags to feel pretty uncomfortable about this upcoming session. But she has great dimples, a tiny waist, and is really fucking cute.

So I let her into my apartment.

Gisell finds it easy to get into the photo session, as she also thinks she looks pretty special. That part of the session starts fine.

She is proud to tell me that soon she is going to get a boob job. The biggest ones she can possibly find.

That kind of seemed like another red flag to me.

Also, Gisel is the first chica who didn't accept my offer of a drink. It made me wonder just how long she was planning to stay.

It was when we headed back to the bedroom that the shit hits the fan. She wanted to be paid up front.

I never pay first, I tell her. Only chicas who are bad at sex ask for money up front. The others have confidence they will earn every penny.

This is your way of telling me the sex is going to be no good.

Okay, tranquilo, okay, she tells me. But at least show it to me.

Geezus, how many red flags do I have to see? One more, I guess.

Well, when I showed her the money she told me it wasn't what we agreed to. She says we agreed to 600.

Just get the fuck out. That's the last straw. Just get out now.

As I am gathering up her purse and jacket and walking to the door, she makes what she thinks is a sly counter over: "Okay, your price is fine, for media hora."

Do many guys fall for that?

Not me anyway. Get out, get out now.

She wanted 20 for taxi.

If I wasn't pissed at her I would have had to laugh, since I had just paid the taxi and it was only 12.

Instead, I told her that I don't pay anything to liars. I told her she was lucky I didn't ask for her to pay me back for the Sprite, since she had lied to me and wasted my time. If you are a smart chica, you will get outta here right now.

So she did.

The moral of the story: Don't ever let anyone else pick a chica for you. It never works out.

Especially if the one doing the picking is another chica.

But damn, as Gisel walked down the hall, I couldn't help but notice that her little butt sure looked cute in those jeans! It's to die for.

Ummmmm, would I repeat? What do you say we put that up to a vote.

DB

[QUOTE=Schmoj]Dodger,

No offense intended, but why did you even spend ten minutes with this chica? She has a nice butt, but there are literally hundreds of thousands of nice butts in Buenos Aires.

Over priced and high maintenance are two concepts that mongers should never have to deal with in Argentina. Read the forums and learn the lessons from other mongers victories and losses.

You should be having the time of your life here!

-Schmo[/QUOTE]Hell yes I'm offended.

And since I did not mention a price, you have to admit that you have no idea what I paid, do you?

Do you often talk about things of which you know nothing?

I busted my ass putting up four reports tonight. I tried to make them interesting and informative, with a richness of details, and I made sure they were all chock full of photos.

I was willing to put it all out there, the good and the bad, making fun of my own foibles.

I explained my reasons, and could care less whether you agree with them or not.

I didn't ask for your approval, and I sure don't need any lessons from the likes of you. Who are you to patronize me?

I found three reports you put up tonight and all you can do is criticize. Besides the one above, here are the other two:[QUOTE=Schmoj]And how much does it cost in bond, attorney's fees, and fines when you get arrested for being a John is Miami? Are they still posting names and photos in the papers in the US?

Plus, those hags are fugly.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Schmoj]Against the wisdom of recent posts about this place, I decided to give it a try.

Gave them a call around 9:30. No problem, though even though I got the name of the girl I wanted to see wrong, they said she was there. Strike one.

But, I had been wanting to try to bang the illustrious Heidi, so I decided to give it a try anyway. Showed up on time as always and the door chick said to wait a few minutes because the chica had gone to the quisco. Ok. Strike two.

So, I took a walk around the various blocks (it was a beautiful night, anyway) and came back. Can you wait a few minutes. Strike three. Avoid. There are too many kilombos around to put up with this crap.[/QUOTE]It is the critical reports exactly like yours that are the reason why there are so few useful reports on the board any more.

When someone is willing to take the time and make the effort to post a report, they don't deserve this kind of treatment.

Has it ever occurred to you that absolutely no one cares who you think is "fugly?"

When everyone can see the photos for themselves and make their own judgement, your opinion on the matter is meaningless. It means nothing to anyone. Nada. Zilch.

It only serves to antagonize the person who posted the photos. So if you want to eliminate all photo reports, just keep it up, buddy.

Have you ever thought that it might be best to keep your criticisms to yourself?

Well, start thinking about it. Seriously.

Because nobody likes being talked down to.

If you really believe that others here are more interested in learning your exalted opinions than in reading the reports and looking at the photos that Miami Bob and I put up tonight, it won't be long before there is nothing left for you to criticize.

In fact, there already is a virtual dearth of useful session reports here.

I would hazard a guess that every time someone posts a criticism of others like you enjoy doing so much, it probably drives at least ten future session reports off the boards. No none wants to put up with that crap.

Reports like yours ruin the fun for everyone else.

Do you have any idea how many of my friends tell me they quit posting because they are tired of getting bashed by others? I've hung in there until now, but that can change quickly.

Until Yoosin and I got to town, there were very few session reports at all. Certainly few with the kind of photos and discussion we've provided.

Here is a suggestion: when you feel the need to call someone's chica "fugly" or attack how they choose to monger, do it in a PM to your own friends.

Because whether you believe it or not, you are completely lacking in class or tact and your words are extremely offensive to people who are trying to provide something of value to the members of this board.

Information is power. When you drive out the useful in order to stroke your own needy ego, everyone else here suffers the side effects.

So if you want to take over Argentina Private, I can just go away now.

DB

Thank you Dodger!

[QUOTE=Dodger Bulldog]The odds of the "worst" happening (drugged, robbed, ass-raped) are really pretty remote. [/QUOTE]For Full Throttle, as with most men in his profession, being ass raped doesn't make the "worst happening" list. Athh a matter of fact, if he ith being thuthfull, itth only bad if the poor dear doing the athhraping ithint well endowded.

Hahahahaha.

Great posts Dodger, I may be mistaken but I think this is your first trip south and if it is, I gotta put you up for newby of the year.

Disclaimer, Full Throttle is an acquaintance of mine, calling him a pillow biting butt ranger is not an offense requiring pistols at dawn, but rather more along the line of ball breaking a buddy. Though it is amazing how many of his union brothers are in fact pillow biting butt rangers. Hahahahahahaha

Way to go Dodger, that is exactly how I feel sometimes.

There are certain red flags to look for. I have had this happen to me and.

Usually you can tell right in the taxi on the way to the apt.

I have had the taxi drive right back and drop her right back off where we.

Left off.

I understand they do not know us and are a little nervous, but hell.

Try to enjoy the job as much as possible and have some sort of working.

Ethics.

Many of these dumb wores have no idea what it is to have repeat business.

Good job dodger, there are toooo many women to not have what you agree upon.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]For Full Throttle, as with most men in his profession, being ass raped doesn't make the "worst happening" list. Athh a matter of fact, if he ith being thuthfull, itth only bad if the poor dear doing the athhraping ithint well endowded.

Hahahahaha.

Great posts Dodger, I may be mistaken but I think this is your first trip south and if it is, I gotta put you up for newby of the year.

Disclaimer, Full Throttle is an acquaintance of mine, calling him a pillow biting butt ranger is not an offense requiring pistols at dawn, but rather more along the line of ball breaking a buddy. Though it is amazing how many of his union brothers are in fact pillow biting butt rangers. Hahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]I second the motion for " newbie of the year".

I agree Dodger, there are alot of ball busters just trying to put down those who have errored and then ask them to stay in Recoleta etc.

They do cut down on posts as I have limited certain stories for these same reasons. Not interesed in the "keyboard warrior thing" I prefer mano y mano.

Thanks for the kind words guys. I'm glad you enjoyed the reports.

But I don't qualify for "Newbie of the Year."

I was first here in 2004, back when the dollar was a dollar and the peso was a peso.

I have already reached "stage five" in the life-cycle of a monger.

That means that I am fully accredited to complain about the increased prices, the lower quality of the chicas, the piss poor service, and how the newbies are fucking everything up for the rest of us.:)

For so many guys, after a while it seems like this hobby becomes just another burden in their lives. It as if they are in search of a simulated ball-and-chain to replace the one they divorced back home.

As for me, I still try to enjoy the chicas.

I find myself fascinated by the bodies, their minds, and, more and more, with trying to decode and accept the rationale for the incoherent business practices that so many of them exhibit.

That is quite the Sisyphean task if ever there was one.

Chicas, chicas, chicas.

DB

Great posts - Thank You.

I also 2nd that ball busting shit! I had some reservations myself re additional posting with photos. Only with your advice did I complete reserved postings for the imformative good of the board.

I'm not sure if 'Newbie of the Year' is the correct title but I can attest that the time and effort you put into helping me and several others I am aware of should be commended. Possibly 'Guia de Sexo del el ano' for all the help you provide on and off the board.

Now for the apology. I am deeply sorry for not being all the wingman I could in your time of need. I allowed Irma's playing with my nut to get in the way and take my full attention away from the important subject at hand. Now with my eyes open and that good ole 20/20 hind site. Gisel need to be ***** slapped and carried back to her bar stool to sit out the rest of the night in drunken solitud. Lo siento mucho!

Yoosin

I, for one, appreciate the effort that you made to share information at more than a superficial level. I am going to be looking for some of your suggested chicas in three weeks. I also appreciate Newport--I have had some of my best and worst experiences there. Radar signals are a must in this outpost in chicaland.

A week before my last trip, I pinged DB (with whom I had no prior contact) with a Newport-related request for info. He responded in fine fashion including an invite out for dinner and drinks. Couldn't do the dinner part but met DB and Yooshin at Newport (as previously mentioned)

Whether it was DB's charm, karma or my good luck, the right girl presented herself fairly quickly. 3.5-second negotiation. 4+ hrs of fun (spread over two nights)

Jackson enables contributers like DB, Yooshin, Exon, Dickhead et al to make all of our efforts easier and more productive. Imagine what it was like before AP made this possible.

Sadly, I missed the chance to meet Jackson later in the week, due to my untimely departure. My comment to DB was that Jackson should never have to pay for a drink so long as he lives.

Well I must say last night at Newport was the last for me on this trip and I went out with a bang. * I left with a little blond who had a good story and turned out to be the best of the trip. I do not like to repeat, but as I write this I'm waiting for her to come over again. My only repeat. Who cares if the story is true or not. She said the day before she took a 23 hr collectivo trip to get here from Paraguay. Second night at the place but she is not new to the scene. She was a dancer at Madahos last year, she quit and had a baby then tried to go back but was told her butt was too big. I thought it was fine and firm. If this butt is a reject, I'd love to see the other. Small tits and a flat belly. She has a cousin who works at La Lopez but thinks the biz is not to hot there. Fun, cool and good provider. She went out of the way to say she would do anything I wanted. She did do just that. I asked if she does this, this, and this. She said no problem. 23 and very nice body. Stayed 21/2 hrs for 300ar. Started at 600.

Mongers,

I made a stop in here last night with Erkinator73 and found a large selection of chicas, about 10 doables, with a spattering of new faces on the premises. I still dig this place, despite the variable quality, because of the cheap (compared to other dens of iniquity) drink prices and lack of cover charges / exit fees. I saw two of my former flings, the famous "Carolina", the blonde Brasilian from Porto Alegre (who now works at Black most of the time) and Patricia, the black haired chica with the absolutely enormous fake rack that has received bad reviews in this thread (she actually gave me great service the two or three times I did her, including bbfs after I showed her a negative hiv test)

After about a half an hour of scouting the place out, I decided to pull "Carolina". I actually did her about a week and a half ago also, after I saw her at my office eating some buffalo wings. This time she gave a great performance as always, with one of the best bbbj's I have ever had in my life, lots of GFE. I still cannot get her to give me what I really want, which is bbfs. This chica also gives a hell of a massage, with plenty of force as a result of some serious time spent in the gym. At this point I actually consider her a friend, and enjoy bullshitting with her about various topics because she is pretty educated all things considered (probably the reason I can't get her to do me BB) She absolutely will not go for less than $300 AR / $100 USD, even for a nice guy like me; at this point I do not even talk about price, and just put the money in her purse in the elevator on the way out. Highly recommended overall.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Sometimes I like this place, and sometimes I don't but still go there everytime I visit the city. This trip the place is happening: a lot of variety and a lot of potential. Haven't pulled a girl out yet this trip (too tired from daytime privados visits)

The peruvian Sofia quoted me $600p but would not budge below $400p. Anyone has experience with her?

I keep getting quoted $400p ST rate, and I keep refusing. My counter offers of $300p are being shot down. Makes for a lonely walk leaving the place. Last year I paid $200p ST and $300 TLN.

I can pay more but it would be good to know the current going rate. Please advise.

Is as much as they think they can get, there is an element of strategy involved. Here is a simple one for you.

There are many boludods that hang out at Newport, locals that have no money and waste these girls time. Go there, get your beer or whatever and grab a seat at the back bar. Scope the room and pick your target, hopefully she is already sitting with some boluda who's shirt is open to his waist and who's chest is full of gold. Let him waste her time for awhile having her sit there having her tittys rubbed on. When they don't make a deal and she rejoins the line up, this is your time to strike.

Wait a moment or two and then motion her over. Hopefully your Spanish is good enough to say, "there are a lot of idiots here tonight no?" When she laughs and agrees you know you're on to something. Then ask her what she wants to do "queres hablar o salir?" Do you want to talk or leave? Hit her with your number then, or better yet do it as you leave.

When I was in Newport last week there was a metric shit ton of tourists in there. I have no doubt it was a good night for the chicas.

Carolina is 300p. I have only been banging her for a year and a half though. She will not accept less.

Is there a bar in the rear of Newport that I don't know about?

No but there's one upstairs.

Exon

OK, so something changed today. After striking out a couple of times the previous night with the $300p offers, tonight the chicas were very receptive to the offer even the ones who turned me down before - go figure.

I may be getting the hang of this pricing business but it takes time and effort.

Thanks for all the information and suggestions.

There [b]is[/b] a bar in the back of Newport; in other words, there are two bars on the ground floor. This second bar is to your left as you enter. They don't use it if it isn't busy. I don't know if it's on wheels, or what. But it exists, or at least existed at some point.

Now can we ban Fernando Redondo Europa Euro Turd again, please?

Newport has been creating waves on the forum in recent weeks. I was extremely intrigued to learn more about this club, which led my going there on a Friday night.

I could not make a complete judgement of this place in my first visit and hence, I need to go there at least once more.

Here is my story on the first visit:-

ARRIVAL TIME: 1.30 AM on a Friday night / Saturday morning.

ENTRY: Casual on foot. Arrived on a taxi from Palermo Hollywood and made the taxi go about 20 meter away from the entrance. Cost of taxi, about 20 ARS.

No gate fees for entry.

FIRST IMPRESSION: That of disdain. As the club was jam-packed and there was not a inch to move! There were many many chicas and equally many clients. Lot of noise, lot of cigarette smoke, loud music, total mayhem.

DRINKS: Took a Bacardi con cola, cost ARS 30. Great, I found it on the low side.

MUSIC : None as the football commentary was on during my tenure at the club.

LADIES DRINK: Yet to find out. Look at my review, part 2 for this information. Not sure, if you need to buy a ladies drink at all as this place was swarming with free lancers.

QUALITY OF CHICAS: Superb. Many 8s. But many 4s & 5s as well!

QUANTITY OF CHICAS: Close to 40 odd. There were some girls who looked like real hardened pros. However, interestingly there were some girls who didn't look like a pro from any angle. This really caused me a dilemma. I was not sure if these girls were soliciting or not! These girls definitely looked the type who would come here occasionally for a emergency need of cash.

CLIENTS: Close to 50 odd. Many senior citizens as well as young guys.

DANGERS/HOSTILITY : None at all. You can walk in confidently here. Buy yourself a drink and enjoy the eye candy. No one will push you or force you for a drink.

PRICE OF CHICAS: Look for part 2 of my review.

WHY I COULD NOT COMPLETE THE REVIEW?

Actually, when I went there a football match between Argentina & Brazil was going on. And the full crowd was focussed on the match. Their were many non-pro type chicas there whom I would have loved to talk or take out. However, none seemed to be interested either in me or in any other prospective client. Their eyes were on the match all the time. I tried several times to meet their eye but to no avail. The most disturbing part was that as soon as the match finished, all the girls just went away leaving the club almost empty with some unattractive typically pro chicas. Now, I am not sure whether these very attractive non-pro type chicas were even soliciting at all or just there to watch the match on screen.

WILL I GO THERE AGAIN?

Yes, very much so! Now I will go on a week night. Though I feel working girls (non-pro type) would normally come on a weekend here.

WILL I RECOMMEND THIS PLACE?

Yes, very much so.

Watch out this space for my further review on this bar next week.

TRIVIA : There is a "banio" on 1st floor. It has adequate lighting and less noise. Many chicas were going there to use the banio. It would be a good idea to hang around outside there as you can see them more closely there and talk with less noise disturbing you.

ENJOY BA

There are actually two bars in Newport. There is the main one, then there is one opposite that I have rarely seen used.

The upstairs (second floor) is a disco on the weekends and its mainly for the 16-21 crowd. I went in there with a chica and I was an old fart in there. There is also a bar up here but you need to pay a cover to get in here.

The 3rd floor is the banos and a coat check for the disco.

Pricing in Newport is really a supply and demand. Some chica might be 300 one night, then the next night when there is 50 swinging dicks in there she is 400. With repeats though this does not really apply. I left one night because the chica to cock ratio was seriously low.

Newport is still the cheapest drinks with chicas in the house.

[QUOTE=Gato Hunter]There are actually two bars in newport. There is the main one, then there is one opposite that I have rarely seen used.

The upstairs (second floor) is a disco on the weekends and its mainly for the 16-21 crowd. I went in there with a chica and I was an old fart in there. There is also a bar up here but you need to pay a cover to get in here.

The 3rd floor is the banos and a coat check for the disco.

Pricing in newport is really a supply and demand. Some chica might be 300 one night, then the next night when there is 50 swinging dicks in there she is 400. With repeats though this does not really apply. I left one night because the chica to cock ratio was seriously low.

Newport is still the cheapest drinks with chicas in the house.[/QUOTE]GattoHunter,

The Newport, I went to just had a bar at ground floor and a banio on first. Did I go to some other Newport? Kindly clarify?

Thanks

There is only one Newport. I never actually noticed there was a banos on the first floor, I had always walked up 2 flights of steps to take a leak.

Looks like you found something I had not.

Cheers

There is a difference between the ground floor & 1st floor. Usually a flight of stairs! Can someone please clarify on the location of the "Back Bar". Is it on the ground floor or the 1st floor?

What Americans call the first floor Europeans, Argentineans, etc. call the ground floor; an Argie would say "planta baja." This is the source of our confusion. On the ground floor there are two bars. The bathrooms are on the third floor if you are American and the second floor if you are European. At times I have to piss, I wish I were European; perhaps the bathroom would not seem so far away. I think the second floor (American) or first floor (European) does have banos in the middle of the room but I am not sure that is accessible at night.

Europeans, etc. have all the stuff like the metric system and Centigrade right, but they have this wrong. That ain't the first floor, Euro Boy. It might be the first [b]ceiling[/b] but it ain't the first [b]floor[/b].

The confusion comes from how buildings developed.

Back in the old days when there was more land than people buildings only had ground levels, no need for numbering.

Then cities developed, land became scarce in some places, notably city centers, so guys that built buildings started stacking floors on top of one and other. For the same amount of land you got roughly twice the floor space, less stairways of course.

Amazingly enough, given their level of sophistication, relatively few Europeans could count at the time. It is kind of astounding considering even then they used a base 10 number system, and there are ten digits on most human bodies. Their solution to identify different floors? Murals painted on exterior street facing walls, hence "stories" painted on walls.

The ground floor didn't get a painting for a multitude of reasons including, but not limited to, even those dumb fuck sophisticated Europeans of that age who couldn't count knew when their feet were touching the ground, ground floor. Also the time you spent painting pictures on your street level walls was wasted. As soon as those cultured Europeans started pissing on your building, the acidic qualities of urine made the primitive paints run.

Why did this habit not catch on in the States? Who fucking knows, my suspicion is for the same reason our race tracks go counter clockwise. To be different than the oppressors we had just gotten rid of. Plus our elevators emptied into the lobby and we put "L" on the button which kinda looks like a one but who knows.

Obviously being settled by a European country and still considering itself part of the European landmass, which unfortunately, not to mention inconveniently, happens to be separated by a few thousand miles of ocean Argentina uses the Continental habit in floor identification, just as they do for what constitutes a good breakfast. Given that their chicks are both skinnier and hotter than ours, perhaps they have a better idea regarding breakfast.

In Newport there is a service bar to the left as you walk in, used only as a bar when the place is packed, but mostly it's a convenient place for chicas to lay their coats when they are looking for somebody to fuck. Hopefully an Argentine or W European who they will gladly PAY good money to fuck. Or lacking that a N. American (not including Mexicans or Canadians) who they don't really want to fuck because they are so unsophisticated, but will fuck for 5,000 yanqui dollars. Be assured they will be disgusted the entire time and pray to the Blessed Virgin none of their friends find out about it. They only do it because, well, a girl does have rent to pay and diapers to buy.

The bathroom is on the 3rd floor by yanqui reckoning and the second floor by Argie reckoning. You go up one flight of stairs (which is built over the service bar) past the doorman for the club upstairs then you go up the next flight of stairs which have unevenly spaced risers to the bathroom.

As brother Dickhead has stated the 1st or 2nd floor may have bathrooms but I have never seen them.

Hope this clears everything up.

Fernando is still a douchbag and probably Redondo / Peter Europa and I hope Jax bans him soon.

Exon and I were in Newport during the week. We were both drooling over a tall built babe who looked like some straight out of Black or playboy. Exon goes over and spends 10 minutes and returns a comment: 600 pesos and will not move. 15 minutes later she is playing kissy face with a porteno at the next table and then she leaves him quickly. I told that she was crazy asking for 600 pesos and he told me that she started at 400 with him and he would not pay it.

Of course Exon and myself are not 26 year old body builders who enjoy a different pricing structure than we might, but this porteno as in the same class us yankees, although maybe 5 to 10 years younger.

Frankly, I like Newport; no cover, relatively cheaper drinks, no exit fee, no pressure, and sometimes the band is pretty good too. On the other hand, I like Madahos too which is the opposite. Not fond of La Lopez anymore.

When in BA, I always visit this place. Of the few trips I have been here, this time the place seems busier - weekdays seem better than weekends.

On my last trip beginning of this year, the options were minimal.

The second bar is right across from the main bar - underneath the stairs. It's not noticeable because it's less frequently used and hidden behind the chicas on the stools.

I am only reiterating what the experts have already stated.

[QUOTE=Miami Bob]Exon and I were in newport during the week. We were both drooling over a tall built babe who looked like some straight out of Black or playboy. Exon goes over and spends 10 minutes and returns a comment: 600 pesos and will not move. 15 minutes later she is playing kissy face with a porteno at the next table and then she leaves him quickly. I told that she was crazy asking for 600 pesos and he told me that she started at 400 with him and he would not pay it.

Of course Exon and myself are not 26 year old body builders who enjoy a different pricing structure than we might, but this porteno as in the same class us yankees, although maybe 5 to 10 years younger.[/QUOTE]Ps--in my experience--ranging from an almost 4 year serious relationship with a portena university professor to various non-pro dating situations in BA and Miami; and of course with a variety working girls is that most preferred North Americans and Europeans. There was only one girl who preferred portenos--she was saving money as quickly as possible and made a lot of money doing afternoon delites out of oleans-----in and out 200 pesos, please.

At that time she was a goreous 19 year old who could make a 1000 pesos with quickies without conversation, kissing or any real contact before taking off to Las Lopez. She owns a resturant today and is out of the business.

This does not mean that all portenos fit into any mold, merely that this pretty young girl had a technique where she could bang them out fast and furious.

[QUOTE=Captain]Newport has been creating waves on the forum in recent weeks. I was extremely intrigued to learn more about this club, which led my going there on a Friday night.

I could not make a complete judgement of this place in my first visit and hence, I need to go there at least once more.

Here is my story on the first visit:-

ARRIVAL TIME: 1.30 AM on a Friday night / Saturday morning.

ENTRY: Casual on foot. Arrived on a taxi from Palermo Hollywood and made the taxi go about 20 meter away from the entrance. Cost of taxi, about 20 ARS.

No gate fees for entry.

FIRST IMPRESSION: That of disdain. As the club was jam-packed and there was not a inch to move! There were many many chicas and equally many clients. Lot of noise, lot of cigarette smoke, loud music, total mayhem.

DRINKS: Took a Bacardi con cola, cost ARS 30. Great, I found it on the low side.

MUSIC: None as the football commentary was on during my tenure at the club.

LADIES DRINK: Yet to find out. Look at my review, part 2 for this information. Not sure, if you need to buy a ladies drink at all as this place was swarming with free lancers.

QUALITY OF CHICAS: Superb. Many 8s. But many 4s & 5s as well!

QUANTITY OF CHICAS: Close to 40 odd. There were some girls who looked like real hardened pros. However, interestingly there were some girls who didn't look like a pro from any angle. This really caused me a dilemma. I was not sure if these girls were soliciting or not! These girls definitely looked the type who would come here occasionally for a emergency need of cash.

CLIENTS: Close to 50 odd. Many senior citizens as well as young guys.

DANGERS / HOSTILITY: None at all. You can walk in confidently here. Buy yourself a drink and enjoy the eye candy. No one will push you or force you for a drink.

PRICE OF CHICAS: Look for part 2 of my review.

WHY I COULD NOT COMPLETE THE REVIEW?

Actually, when I went there a football match between Argentina & Brazil was going on. And the full crowd was focussed on the match. Their were many non-pro type chicas there whom I would have loved to talk or take out. However, none seemed to be interested either in me or in any other prospective client. Their eyes were on the match all the time. I tried several times to meet their eye but to no avail. The most disturbing part was that as soon as the match finished, all the girls just went away leaving the club almost empty with some unattractive typically pro chicas. Now, I am not sure whether these very attractive non-pro type chicas were even soliciting at all or just there to watch the match on screen.

WILL I GO THERE AGAIN?

Yes, very much so! Now I will go on a week night. Though I feel working girls (non-pro type) would normally come on a weekend here.

WILL I RECOMMEND THIS PLACE?

Yes, very much so.

Watch out this space for my further review on this bar next week.

TRIVIA: There is a "banio" on 1st floor. It has adequate lighting and less noise. Many chicas were going there to use the banio. It would be a good idea to hang around outside there as you can see them more closely there and talk with less noise disturbing you.

ENJOY BA[/QUOTE]Hello friends,

This had been pending for past 2-3 weeks on what I really felt on picking girls on new port. Here are my final comments on Newport.

Its really a hit & miss place. You can not say for surety that if you go there you will find a girl you like unlike some other top clubs like Black, Madahos etc.

I have been here several times since my first visit and most of time, I found this place lacking in quality chicas. Most of the chicas hanging here seemed to be reminiscent of street walkers. The kind of chicas you generally tend to avoid unless you have a fetish for them.

I was again here on Saturday late night / Sunday morning with a fellow monger and I again saw this miserable crowd. However, in this miserable crowd, I found a Uruguan chicka by name of Abril. She didnt look very hot or devastating to the eyes but she looked friendly. On purely basis of that I picked her up.

COST: 200 ARS.

LOOKS/BODY : 5.5~6

SEX: Very good GFE, BBBJ and a long long (1 hour plus) fuck session. She was at my place from abou 5-9. So not a bad deal really.

TRIVIA: When I was going from here, she tried hard for a "ladies drink". I said, No way. There is no ladies drinks here. She tried very hard to convince me but finally relented. So all you newbies, be wary about things such as these!

DO I RECOMMEND NEWPORT?

Hmm, NO. I don't recommend newport unless its a passer-by visit and you spot someone you wanna take. Do not spend a entire evening here looking to pick up a chica here.

There are better options than newport in BA.

Enjoy BA