Latin america update from Skifozo to Sid and Tejan
Hola Sidney and Tejan and the rest. I know this is a BA forum but I always loved it and want to report to some of the BA homeboys so please forgive. Its been over a month now since I left BA and now living and working in SD Dominican republic.
On my way here I had a nice week layover at the Los Suenos Marriott in Jaco Costa rica. FYI 5 star resort not girl friendly.
Did a couple tours at the famous Beatle Bar and accidentally had Dominican girls both times. FYI when you walk of Beatle turn right and immediately you see a little kios style store which has nice clean rooms upstairs that rent out for $20 per hourish which was quite handy for the Skifozo needs.
Both chicas were young and hot and $100 usd for short time maybe longer but I was not interested due to the marriott situation.
Then it was off to the DR, definite 3rd world experience compared to BA. Difficult finding a condo as no english speaking paper and not much on websites, Not expat friendly with alll inclusive rentals. I found a lightly furnished 2 bdroom (large 120 msq mtrs) in the nicest area Piantini for 800usd pls you have to get your own electricty phone cable internet etc in your own name. After a month it has topped over 1200usd easy so not that cheap. Now of course daily power and water outages takes some getting used too as well.
Sidney I tried Gascue for one week but felt like the only gringo in that area and had dominicans constantly following me offering info and security service wether you want it or not, you just need to be firm quick before spending time with them. Piantini and Naco is the real city center and I cannot believe all the 100K plus vehicles I see cruising this area. I see alot of money here.
Anyway on chica scene gascue has some neat little girlie bars where you almost get attacked by 30 girls the minute you walk in and some are really hot if you like a litte color. The Jaragua casino has alot as well. Boca chica is a short 25 min drive and has a warm very turquose beach in a small community that turns into a puta cruise area at nights, definitely worth doing, I go every weekend. Last weekend went to Samana which has some of the nicest beautiful sucluded beaches and great rum and cigars and course you get DR LOCALS RUN AROUND TOWN BRINGING YOU GIRLS, This is now with new highway only 2 hours from santo domingo, another must do. Well I have tried girls in all these areas and so far so good, price seems standard 100 everywhere unless you hit the streets or grind in spanish. Easy for a gringo with game to find hot locals here, I have met a gringo from San Fran who is fluent in spanish and he pays nada and has a different date evrynight, I have double dated with him at least 4 times and he getts hotties and lucky for me they had hot friends. I met a 20 year old hotty who is a good girl who took 4 dates before I could get anywhere but now she is well trained but a little over the top with here love and hopes of our future, I need a reality check soon on this one. Need a car here no subways or transit infrastrucrture, no random cabs cruising, I had to buy some wheels.
Anyway to make a long story short, this is not BA as far quantity but if you like sunshine beaches and latina beauties who are very friendly and flirtatious which I rarely experienced in BA, this place is worth a visit. I still miss my friends ad favorite paraguay chicas in BA though, its just too bad the economic situation there is very difficult to work in, and no beaches or warm year round weather. I am 90 min flight to Miami and constantly get a t 90usd return specials. Going to puerto rico soon on the ferry its a 10 hour overnight wher you get a sleep room for 350 return or one hour flight to many islands including cuba. If anyone is coming let me know?
Al best to all in BA a much missed city for the Skifozo.
When you coming back Sidney?
Candy, new on Paraguay at corner of Suipacha
Normally, as in never before, would I do this but I will put in a small recommendation for this new place. Frankly, I don't know how any of the boliches are making it, and this one is new. I said I would mention it to some "freinds".
A small place, maybe 10 girls on a normal night. A pole for dancing, and a singer who entertains at times, (a guy) There are 2 back rooms with curtains to get aquainted on site I presume.
If I had walked past this kind of place and stuck my head in, I would probably walk right out as the size seems like a clip joint. It isn't though. And if it wasn't for the fact that I would get busted for talking one out, there were 3 doables, 1 very doable, when I was there. The bartenders can be fun to joke around with.
Right near the triangle.
So there you have it, my small r recommendation.
MAG
WARNING SCAM-Boliche On Reconquista
Boliche alert. Warning total scam boliche.
Mongers take note!
I finally had my first truly negative experience at a boliche (a few doors down from Cutty Sark) on Reconquista last night.
The boliche (building) has a silver colored exterior and also has a neon bar sign in front BUT NO NAME.
Avoid! Do not even go in!
I walked into this place and looked around. Only one chica and a bouncer.
I knew in my bones something was not right with this place.
The one chica tells me in Spanish and English that this club is quite different than the others.
She told me there were 14 girls downstairs including a wonderful Russian girl, Dominicans, etc. a sex club, a sex show, private rooms and a disco.
I said sounds good to me. Let's have a look (vamos aver) she tells me the house rule is that I have to buy a drink for myself before I am allowed to look at the girls.
This is when every instinct in me said get the hell out of here fast!
I thought to myself "What the hell, 40 pesos to see what's behind door #3."
I specificly asked her if there was any other expenses aside from my drink.
She assured me there was not, just the 40P.
Then she starts telling me how much she personally likes anal sex & cum in her mouth (a very effective way to distract me)
I keep asking her questions about the girls and how much the copas cost for the chicas in the event I want to hook up with one.
She says 40P but less than 1000P.
What the fuck? Oh she says she made a mistake but it's around 40P or 50P.
I said OK give me my 40P auga and lets have a peek.
The bar maid brings me my mineral water and I try to pay the 40P. but the girl says "What's the hurry?" They want me to wait to pay until later (danger signal #7 or 8 so far)!
All of a sudden she is brought a copa (drink) and now I feel the noose tightening around my neck.
I never touched my water and got up to leave telling her she lied to me and I was not paying for her drink or mine and I want nothing to do with this kind of outright scam.
But alas the bouncer blocks my way and says I have to pay for my water and her copa.
I told them this place is a scam and rip off but he would not alow me to pass and insisted I pay or else and even raised his hand as to hit me.
I got pissed big time and stood my ground for 10 minutes or more.
My close freinds in the police, influencial lawers, goverment officials (not) were all used as threats against this thug with no great success.
I said why not call the cops and let's let them decide?
Having traveled Mexican roads countless times on bussiness over the years, and having been shaken down many times before by cops and officials I knew a thing or two on how to deal with these bums.
I used every resource and counter measure I could think of and my best angry Spanish and flailing arms to make good an escape.
But in the end, I just had to muscle my way past this goon and was then able to make it out on to the street.
Let this be a warning to fellow mongers, if it sounds to good to true, run the other way fast.
I love BsAs and it's a shame there are no name joints like this owned by bums that are out to steal your cash and extort through lies and deception.
Took me a couple of hours to settle down but a nice little 200P chica from Ness helped a whole lot with all the pent up tension.
When one thinks he is imune to rip offs because he is convinced he has street savy,
He can be humbled very easily.
Blood preasure back to normal.
Beezer