2005 Reports

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]If your all fucked out but have a need to bang that one hottie you were afraid of missing and can't finish they will be very unhappy. It's amazing the amount of pride some of these chicas take in their work.[/QUOTE]

Last November on my last foray into heaven (BA), I had an experience that will put what Daddy Rulz and Exon123 have said into perspective.

There is a girl I have seen in BA each of the last 4 times i have visited. She is a part time pro and sells feminine stuff (perfume, nail polish etc) on the side.
She and I have been quasi Novio and Novia so to speak. Well this last time, I called her only after I had arrived in BA (mistake #1) and found that she was a bit offended by me not calling or emailing her my travel plans. Well, it was late on the first day that I had called her, maybe 11pm and we agreed to meet the next night at something like 8pm. Well the next day I was of course
in the mood for "sexo" and had an afternoon fling with a "favorita". Well by this time I am in full "assault" mode and a few hours later, I am calling yet another "amigovia" (mistake #2) to come to my apartment. Well long story short, thats dos (2)chicas in a short time and as soon as #2 is out the door, I shower and then - BAM - she is ringing my door bell!

Well, after about 10 minutes of greetings and hugs and kisses, we are on the way to "la cama" for mas sexo. I had no problem with erection, but I just could not cum. Try as I must. Now this is not good my friends. This girl considers herself to be my GF and we have not seen each other in 4 months and I cant give her milk (leche)? WTF?

I tell her I am very tired and try to slumph it off but she just looks at me with accusing eyes and says "Hmmm no leche para mi!"

We head out for dinner down the block, takes about 3 hrs to go, eat and have dessert etc. We get back to the "dipartimento" and of course we are all over each other. After some frolicing in the hallway we stammer to the bed for a session. At this time she starts to get a bit demanding in positions etc, and for the first time ever the flow is not smooth and WHAM! I can not cum to save my life. Just is not working. Finally after she pulls out all the stops she looks at me and says "no leche para mi, leche es para autres chicas!"
Needles to say she was right! I had given my leche to 2 others that same afternoon. Well, the next morning she was leaving and we made plans for that evening. She then stood me up and never answered my calls for the next 6 days I was there. I GOT DUMPED!

So guys, take some advice and utilize sperm management, unless you want to gain the ire and rankor of a portena!

Last night, right on time Maria Paula showed up. We were off the dinner after some customary hello's in her car.

Ive never been so terriffied in my life. Its bad enough riding in B.A. taxi's, but having Maria Paula drive was even worse. See, she doesn't know how to drive. Im sure she wanted to impress me with the fact that she now has a car and wanted to drive me to dinner, but Fuck, she can't even shift the gears, let alone drive the Fucking car.

But thats not why I was lucky. Seams she had to be somewhere at 11:00, (probably with another trick), so there wasn't anytime after dinner to Fuck. Which was absolutely fine with me since Fabiana was due in my apartment at 9:00 the next morning, off the Rag I might, so I'd have Sperm to Fuck her with. She showed up right on time and I had "Wood" for her. The "Finish" was very good and I ended up shooting a "Big Load" all over her tummy.

Which brings me to "Pussy Size". Carolina is a big girl, probably about 5' 9" or better and has two kid's. Maria Paula is small, about 5' 2" also with two Kid's. Fabiana also about 5' 8" or 9" and No kids.

Now you can get lost in Carolina's pussy after you get her warmed up. Not so bad with Maria Paula but it still can get a bit louse. But Fabiana is tite, tite, tite. I guess I must be the Kid's.

Exon

Im in the mood for a hand job, so Im headed for Cordaba 966 to be stroked off

My favorite lady Monica was not at work today at Cordaba 966 so I walked over to Paragary 877 A-1 to complete the job.

Elizabeth did a very nice job. Very good one hour massage with "Happy Finish".

Now Im free for the day.

Exon

Any place you can wake up and say "I'm in the mood for a handjob" and get one for about the same price as a burger and movie for two is my kind of place.

Hello all,

I am planning a trip to Buenos Aires and Rio de Janeiro starting in the middle of may for two weeks and I have a few questions for you.

First off, how is the mongering during this time of year? I imagine the girls won't dress as nice as they do in the summer, but is there still a good selection both in BA and Rio?

Also, I am of Indian descent and am probably much younger than the average monger (early 20s), do you think that will be a problem with the girls? I have no idea how the girls will respond to me being Indian, as I imagine most of the tourists in BA are caucasian or latino.

This isn't solely a mongering trip, but I would like to meet a lot of the girls while I am down there for vacation. I can't wait to make the trip, and would appreciate any tips you all have for visiting in May. This sight has been really helpful, and hopefully I'll be able to share my experiences soon.

She said she was returniung to Brasil on 23rd so you better act fast. Giselle's boobs seem less droopy (but she is much younger too). Also, whatever happened between you and Ana's cousin?

[QUOTE=Member #1164]I want to spend some time with a hot blonde with a nice rack.

Can anyone help me out please?

I was gonna call Bibiana, but alas she is no longer available.[/QUOTE]
Try Aby for an awesome perfprmance.

Moondog

Hello all,

First off I wanted to thank everyone for all the info on here, it has really made planning a trip much easier. Anyways, I have a few quick questions for you guys about my first trip to BA and Rio. I plan on making a trip to BA in the middle of may for a week and then heading to rio for another week. How is the mongering in BA and Rio during May? I expect the girls will dress a little warmer, but is there still a good selection of girls? available

Also, I am of Indian descent and am probably younger than most mongers (early 20's), do you think that will pose an issue with meeting some girls? Most of the tourists in BA and rio are probably caucasian and latino, so I am not sure how the girls will react to an indian. Do the girls at the clubs take younger guys seriously, because I know a lot of times at strip clubs in the states they avoid younger guys. Any input or advice would be appreciated. I have about $2400 budgeted for the mongering and I hope that is enough for the two weeks.

I did her shortly after you left town.

She was very good and I almost repeted last night.

El Jackson & Capt Dave and I had dinner last night and proceeded to Excedra for coffee. She was in the window and came out to say hello. After returning to her table I got to thinking some more of that might be good.

I was just about to go in and hit on her when some guy sat at her table. It was probably a good thing as the hand job I'd gotten earlier in the day was good enough to tide me over, and now I have a big load for Fabiana, who's due in my apartment in an hour.

Had a great afternoon with DickHead. After my hand job & lunch he called and said lets shoot some pool. He has discovered a real pool hall on De Mayo about 1200. Its one of those seedy old pool halls you can't find anymore, (the new ones are all bright & shiny which spoils the atmosphere). Anywa, I really enjoyed the afternoon. DickHead kicked my ass, by the way.

Got to sign off. Im planning a long slow Saturday afternoon Fuck. You know one of those that takes all afternoon to Cum and you use every possition you can think of. The real reason Im guld I didn't due the Brasilan you spoke of.

Its all about Sperm Management. Yes thease girls are working for money, but on the same token they love it when you have a "Big Load" for them. Woman Like Cum.

Exon

I will be staying at the mansion for week in April. I think I have read just about every post on the Agentinaprivate site. I really dont recall anyone commenting on actually staying at the mansion for an extended period of time.

Everything that I have read indicates that the guys in BA love the pool parties and BBQs, but I dont remember any detailed comments on staying there. Seems most everyone prefers apartments. Can anyone comment on staying there? Regardless, I dont know anyone in BA, so I think it is the best place for me on my first trip.

I will be coming by myself, so I thought it would be easier staying at the mansion, maybe meet some fellow mongers, and get the scoop on BA.

I will be traveling from my home in Florianopolis. I speak pretty decent Portuguese and I studied spanish for a year in college as a requirement for a Bachelor of Arts, but I have never had to speak spanish. I know I will speak Portuguese in reflex to the chicas. I thought BA would be a cool visit instead of my normal excersion to Rio. Plane fare was about the same as to Rio round trip. I thought it would be more expensive to BA as it is twice the distance.

I sent Capt. Dave an email about staying at the mansion and he got back to me right away. I didn't have to give a deposit, I just emailed him a copy of my eticket from Floripa to BA. Ana the driver also emailed the next day to tell me she would be there to pick me up at the airport. Capt. Dave was even nice enough and took the time to answer about 15+ questions I had that werent in the FAQ of the Purr mansion website.

Anyway, I will be in BA on April 20-26th. I hope to meet some of you BA mongers. I have to say that some of you guys are some funny fuckers after reading your posts. I have a pretty good feel for where to go and where not to go just from reading the threads. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Rump Humper]I will be staying at the mansion for week in April.

Anyway, I will be in BA on April 20-26th. I hope to meet some of you BA mongers. I have to say some of you guys are some funny fuckers after reading your posts. I have pretty good feel for where to go and where not to go just from reading the threads. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I haven't stayed at the mansion, but it seems like safe bet. Dave and Jackson always do a good job.

And we are a colorful bunch. Especially if Exon is in town. :) I'm sure there will a lot of interesting things to do.

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[QUOTE=Paracite]
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Also, I am of Indian descent and am probably younger than most mongers (early 20's), do you think that will pose an issue with meeting some girls? Most of the tourists in BA and rio are probably caucasian and latino, so I am not sure how the girls will react to an indian. Do the girls at the clubs take younger guys seriously, because I know a lot of times at strip clubs in the states they avoid younger guys. Any input or advice would be appreciated. I have about $2400 budgeted for the mongering and I hope that is enough for the two weeks.[/QUOTE]I'm also of non caucasian decent and in my early twenties. Never found BA to be a problem. Of my experiences in BA, I've only had 1 bad session but even that session wasn't horrible, just not GFE like the others.

I find the scene here to be very very different than the states so bring an open mind. In fact, the scene in the states is probably the worst out of the countries I've been to.

$2400 for 2 weeks is more than enough. I usually hit the 'mid-end' places and never paid more than 150p/hr. I've never set foot in Black or Madahos and never felt the need to. Although I would still like to check it out one day.

Treat the girls with respect like any other person and you'll be fine.

Any of you BA mongers ever use this site Eroticks.com.ar . There are about 10 chicas on there that are 10.0 in my book. Seems to good to be true. Looks like a bait and switch site. I dont know though. Thanks for the help.

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