Esmeralda 517 Dept 1-B

So I just had a really interesting experience at Esmeralda 517 1B.

I arrive 'round midnight and am presented with a very extensive line-up—there must have been maybe fifteen girls and it was very hard to keep the names straight. I chose a very exotic looking woman, named Natasha, who looked Persian and seemed to have a nice enough onda. She comes back from the line-up and immediately starts into the "do you want this position, that position, let's hurry up and put on the condom, blah blah blah."

Oh *hell* no.

I put up with this cold-fishery for just under two minutes and I say "sabés que? (you know what); que? (what); me voy (I'm leaving); como? Porque? No hice nada! (what? Why? I didn't do anything); si, tal cual (yep, you got that right)

If there is *one* thing I know how to do, it's fuck a girl. Not to brag, but I do it really, really well. I have privado girls constantly begging me to come back. I get asked out on dates by them all the time. They are constantly throwing their phone numbers at me in gasping breath. I'll be *god* damned if I'm going to waste my sperm on a corpse. To me, fucking is art. I could have an orgasm in the toilet with a magazine. Her hooch wasn't worth the monedas it would take weigh it down and sink it in the Puerto Madero canal and I was *not* going to fuck it.

I get dressed and walk out and the ladies at the desk ask me what was wrong. I said something to the effect of "she had a bad vibe and wasn't worth the effort." They asked me kindly to not leave and asked me if I would prefer someone else. Okay, twist my arm. I'll take Eva.

Eva was kinda cute, but more than that she was sweet. She had *no* idea what she was in for. She comes in with her lubricant and says "I take this with me everywhere." She starts in and is friendly enough. She didn't know I was on a mission to have her tell all of the girls in the back that she had a rollicking time. I wanted Natasha to regret it. I wanted her to know that she was lucky that I picked her and stupid for having missed a great opportunity.

So she start friendly enough with Eva. Light kisses, a bit of eye contact. She puts me on my back and starts to play a little. Nice enough. I grab her arms, throw her on her back, and start in on her. I don't like DATY at a privado, but I know how to stimulate a girl from top to bottom. Pretty soon she realizes she's in for a hell of a ride, and starts getting into it.

Eventually she grabs the back of my had and shoves her tongue in my mouth. She starts twitching, grabs my dick and thrusts it into her. I fuck her and I fuck her well. I fuck her until her knees shake and she's covered with sweat. We finish just as the phone rings and she screams out "No!"

The lubricant stayed on the night stand the whole time. Oh *hell* yes.

[QUOTE=Sinistra]Her hooch wasn't worth the monedas it would take weigh it down and sink it in the Puerto Madero canal and I was *not* going to fuck it.[/QUOTE]Awesome post amigo!

Funny, funny, funny! Good for you!

Sometimes, some of these chicas just don't know what they're missing.

I do the same. Whether in Colombia, Argentina, Venezuela, Brasil, etc.

Especially my first time with a chica, I give her the full treatment of love and affection.

So many of them tell me of the vast majority of guys that come in for the quick bang (hey to each their own) that can make these chicas become jaded.

Some chicas are just un-breakable and hardened but most aren't really with a little TLC.

Great story.

[QUOTE=Sinistra]I've always respected your opinion Captain, but in this case I strongly disagree. If you are a newbie and unfamiliar with the Buenos Aires scene, it's the perfect place to go. It's safe, reliable and centrally located. You may pay a bit more than you might otherwise have to if you know your way around, but mostly it's a no-brainer. You don't have to spend hours scanning the internet or doing a bunch of research, all you have to do is show up and choose a pretty girl. Ya está!

After you get your feet wet (or something else) you can strike out on your own and experiment a little more, but I always tell people that if they are new here and don't speak the language very well, just show up here and fuck.

And Gasensio is exactly right, choose based upon the vibe you get from the girl. If she's aloof and disinterested looking or in any way feels a little bit chilly, choose a different girl. Stop looking at her tits! Eyes up! Look into her eyes. What do you see? Are they dead or are they playful? Are they hungry or are they blank? There you go.[/QUOTE]This is first place I visited in town. I agree that its central location and ease makes it a good start. The girls are hot, although, I think Esmeralda 779 PB4 had a much better lineup than I was presented with.

Sorry to not have much info, but, I forget the name of the girl that I choose. Pretty girl, 8 at least. She was kind of cold and everything was covered. Seemed to enjoy DATY and opened up after that for a great ride, but, I was not that in to her, perhaps mutual (

Been exploring since. And having much better luck. Thus to Sinistra's point above. Thanks.

After not finding the place at Esmaralda 779 PB4, I went to this place again.

The line up was OK, a couple looked to be 7 range.

First 2 of the 3 I wanted to consider had restricted service, I. E. No completo.

It was strange how this transpired. I asked the madam whether so and so was complets, she had puzzled look on her face and left the room yelled down the hall to ask whether the chica was completa. Answer: no.

OK how about the 2nd one. Madam goes out into the hallway again!

Competa or no completa: No completa. Shit:(

She said Morena was completa. Who was that? She comes in for a second viewing. She looked about a 7 for the face. The body was not pornstar like, but no one would refuse her if she was walking down the street.

She is a portena.

She had just come in to work. She responded well to stimulation with a nice wet spot on the sheet!

Must have had a baby as she was not as tight and the tits were not standing out on their own.

But she made up for any shortcomings with her 'completa' performance which alone lasted for over 35 minutes in Multiple positions, multiple entries, each one as tight as the first one:)

It was taking a lot of pounding to get me off, may be because of few days of once / twice mongering or most probably the tight condom.

I felt kinda sorry for her and forgo the CIM, (which she woudl have agreed to just to get me to stop) Finished at minute 60 (no knock or phone)

Since she let me bang her cola real hard and let me take some pictures, I wanted to tip her. Wanted to give her 40 but I only had 20 pesos.

It was a great farewell gift to myself from BA;)

Checked out this place today also.

Saw the lineup of chicas and liked a couple of them. Much better than at Esmeralda 779 IMHO.

I didn't partake, however, even the 2 pretty ones I liked didn't give off the vibe I like to feel in the presentation.

Took off for Uruguay. The street, not the country:)

Esteemed Mongers,

I had an interesting experience here yesterday on my way back to SP. I arrived a little before 1:30 and was presented with 5-6 girls (a very impressive line-up! I choose Maira, a full bodied morena from Paraguay with a set of hooters that wouldn't quit. The madam assigned us a room just off the main entryway but it sounded as if a herd of Budweiser Clydedales were going up and down the adjacent stairs (it's a busy place) I asked Maira to get us a another room and she took me to the apartment across the hall. Very nicely appointed and much quieter. I noticed the time when Maira came in the 1st room and it was about 1:30. Well, we really hit it off and I was actually able to rise to the occasion 3 times (a feat I thought impossible at this stage of my life) In addition to the boinkings, we spent a lot of time snugging. Too much time (here's where the encounter gets interesting) As we were wrapping things up the madam enters as we were leaving and she said we overspent our time. Sure enough, it was 3PM (time sure does fly when you're having fun! She then proceeding to tell me since I had spent an extra 1/2 hour that I now owed an additional 100P! I replied that I don't keep a watch on when I'm doing the deed and that SHE should have rang us when the time was up (like every other privido I know) Anyway, she was quite insistent so I showed her my wallet with 2 crimpled up 10P notes (I allows take just what I need. Maybe a little extra for a well deserved propina) So after she saw my wallet she asked for the 20P and I just gave it to her to get out (because of the extra long session I was running late on checking out, etc. Anyway my question is this: Am I obligated to pay in this situation? At the beginning of the session I clearly said I wanted an hour (200P) I'm figuring she lost track of us since we were in the other apartment and she was just trying to make up for her fuck-up. Can I get some feedback on this? Perhaps it could help a future monger that encounters a similiar situation.

Cheers,

TT

[QUOTE=Tequila Tim]Esteemed Mongers,

I had an interesting experience here yesterday on my way back to SP. I arrived a little before 1:30 and was presented with 5-6 girls (a very impressive line-up! I choose Maira, a full bodied morena from Paraguay with a set of hooters that wouldn't quit. The madam assigned us a room just off the main entryway but it sounded as if a herd of Budweiser Clydedales were going up and down the adjacent stairs (it's a busy place) I asked Maira to get us a another room and she took me to the apartment across the hall. Very nicely appointed and much quieter. I noticed the time when Maira came in the 1st room and it was about 1:30. Well, we really hit it off and I was actually able to rise to the occasion 3 times (a feat I thought impossible at this stage of my life) In addition to the boinkings, we spent a lot of time snugging. Too much time (here's where the encounter gets interesting) As we were wrapping things up the madam enters as we were leaving and she said we overspent our time. Sure enough, it was 3PM (time sure does fly when you're having fun! She then proceeding to tell me since I had spent an extra 1/2 hour that I now owed an additional 100P! I replied that I don't keep a watch on when I'm doing the deed and that SHE should have rang us when the time was up (like every other privido I know) Anyway, she was quite insistent so I showed her my wallet with 2 crimpled up 10P notes (I allows take just what I need. Maybe a little extra for a well deserved propina) So after she saw my wallet she asked for the 20P and I just gave it to her to get out (because of the extra long session I was running late on checking out, etc. Anyway my question is this: Am I obligated to pay in this situation? At the beginning of the session I clearly said I wanted an hour (200P) I'm figuring she lost track of us since we were in the other apartment and she was just trying to make up for her fuck-up. Can I get some feedback on this? Perhaps it could help a future monger that encounters a similiar situation.

Cheers,

TT[/QUOTE]The most common trick is when you hand them a hun or a couple of huns and they say they will bring you your change later.

They end up allowing you to over-fuck so you do not get ANY change back!

Oh Well!

I know you loved it!

R

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre]The most common trick is when you hand them a hun or a couple of huns and they say they will bring you your change later.

They end up allowing you to over-fuck so you do not get ANY change back!

Oh Well!

I know you loved it!

R[/QUOTE]Best session of the trip TL;)

But seriously, have you ever heard of any no-neck gorillas enforcing this kind of non-sense in the apartments? I've heard the horror stories about the boiches but I'd be surprised if they had any recourse if push came to shove.

Sinistra, you are a new hero of mine.

Xyc.

[QUOTE=Sinistra]So I just had a really interesting experience at Esmeralda 517 1B.

I arrive 'round midnight and am presented with a very extensive line-up—there must have been maybe fifteen girls and it was very hard to keep the names straight. I chose a very exotic looking woman, named Natasha, who looked Persian and seemed to have a nice enough onda. She comes back from the line-up and immediately starts into the "do you want this position, that position, let's hurry up and put on the condom, blah blah blah."

Oh *hell* no.

I put up with this cold-fishery for just under two minutes and I say "sabés que? (you know what); que? (what); me voy (I'm leaving); como? Porque? No hice nada! (what? Why? I didn't do anything); si, tal cual (yep, you got that right)

If there is *one* thing I know how to do, it's fuck a girl. Not to brag, but I do it really, really well. I have privado girls constantly begging me to come back. I get asked out on dates by them all the time. They are constantly throwing their phone numbers at me in gasping breath. I'll be *god* damned if I'm going to waste my sperm on a corpse. To me, fucking is art. I could have an orgasm in the toilet with a magazine. Her hooch wasn't worth the monedas it would take weigh it down and sink it in the Puerto Madero canal and I was *not* going to fuck it.

I get dressed and walk out and the ladies at the desk ask me what was wrong. I said something to the effect of "she had a bad vibe and wasn't worth the effort." They asked me kindly to not leave and asked me if I would prefer someone else. Okay, twist my arm. I'll take Eva.

Eva was kinda cute, but more than that she was sweet. She had *no* idea what she was in for. She comes in with her lubricant and says "I take this with me everywhere." She starts in and is friendly enough. She didn't know I was on a mission to have her tell all of the girls in the back that she had a rollicking time. I wanted Natasha to regret it. I wanted her to know that she was lucky that I picked her and stupid for having missed a great opportunity.

So she start friendly enough with Eva. Light kisses, a bit of eye contact. She puts me on my back and starts to play a little. Nice enough. I grab her arms, throw her on her back, and start in on her. I don't like DATY at a privado, but I know how to stimulate a girl from top to bottom. Pretty soon she realizes she's in for a hell of a ride, and starts getting into it.

Eventually she grabs the back of my had and shoves her tongue in my mouth. She starts twitching, grabs my dick and thrusts it into her. I fuck her and I fuck her well. I fuck her until her knees shake and she's covered with sweat. We finish just as the phone rings and she screams out "No!"

The lubricant stayed on the night stand the whole time. Oh *hell* yes.[/QUOTE]

The funny thing is, I went to Cielo private (Larrea 1072) first. There were only three girls there, and I didn't want to do any of them. So I left, after leaving 20 pesos for the drink they served me and to compensate the madam for her time. (yeah, I probably overpaid - but 20 pesos is the going rate for a drink at somewhere like New Port)

So I went by ezmeralda 779 first, since people say they have hotter chicas, but was unable to make out anything said when I pressed the buzzer. So I went here. No trouble getting in - the doorman let me in, after I pointed my finger to the 1B button and nodded. He knew what was up. The place is 2 flights up, even though it's on the first floor, and the madam was waiting for me.

I showed up on Saturday at 10pm, and there were 7 girls in the lineup. I flipped a coin, and chose Juliana - sort of a blonde cheerleader look alike. Funny thing was, she and another girl, Lara, were hotter than anyone I've seen working at Cielo private. A solid 7 or 8 in my book.

I pick Juliana, and the rate is 200 pesos. 80 pesos cheaper than Cielo private - seems like a decent price to me.

So Juliana comes in, and immediately starts yanking her clothes off. No attempt at all to start slow or to make out first. All business. She drops my trowsers, slaps a rubber on, and begins the bj straight out. 100% pro.

Now, some of the mongers here say I should have just left at that point. Most mongers here don't enjoy a girl who provides shitty service, no matter how hot she is. But she was hot - blonde, pretty face, and super skinny. Could feel the ribs in her spine, she had tiny arms, and with makeup her face was quite excellent. I tried to kiss her a few times, but got nothing but a brief lip nibble. Caught a whiff of bad breath, and since she was using that mouth to give the covered bjs, I decided to give that a rest.

The bj was decent, for covered - she knew how to use just a hint of teeth. After that, I took her bra off and she yanked her panties. Her feet were smelly. She gave me lots of rub and tug, and then of course had to apply lube before she was ready for the sex, since her vagina was relatively cold and dry I suppose. But, it was decently tight, and with her pretty face looking up at me, I found it more enjoyable than one might think. Did a few different positions, and I caught a whiff of stinky pussy. Kind of turned me off. She changed rubbers in order to do more blowing. This puta could use a bit of douching with disinfectant, or antibiotic suppositories or something.

Anyways, long story short - at the end, after pounding her vagina from the rear for a bit, I rolled her over and banged her missionary style until I had the most satisfactory nut of my trip here. She looks like a run down barbie, and that made up for her shitty service. Afterwards, of course she made an excuse to leave for the bathroom, and for the last few minutes of the hour she sat next to me and rubbed my chest while she answered text messages with her other hand.

Not sure what the deal is with my little head. I went to Junin 1631 apt 3D a couple weeks ago, and received drastically better service - but the girl had an ugly face, so I didn't enjoy it nearly as much. I did Mar from Madahos a second time, and she made out with me with vigorous DFK, got nice and hard and wet and worked very hard - but again, not as good. Mar has bad breath and a touch of belly and butt fat. Juliana is slightly cuter, and that made up for her bad performance, I guess.

Should have brought my camera - shes not listed on the privado website.

This place have some hot young things. Way better than any apartment I have ever been. The service are not that good. But if you want a optifuck, this is the place.

Many hot looking ones only work a few days a week. So, you have to try there a lot to catch all of hot looking ones.

I'm thinking of going for my first time, are all the girls clean?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Leisurelarry]I'm thinking of going for my first time, are all the girls clean?

Thanks[/QUOTE]That would be difficult to know! We would have had to have fucked ALL of the girls and sometimes there are (20) fucking girls.

I can do (20) in one day but it would have to be in (1) shift then you would have to try-out the second shift!

The place is clean.

The girls look good enough to eat!

TL

[QUOTE=Leisurelarry]I'm thinking of going for my first time, are all the girls clean?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Larry:

Most of the women that I have encountered in Bs As have been clean (I. E. Smell clean, look clean, recently showered, etc) I have occasionally noticed a burnt rubber aroma (undoubtedly from melting many condoms with her cooch) with a chica or two in privados.

As far as "clean" in the sense of STD-free, check out the STD thread. My nonscientific research seams to indicate that if you wrap your package for intercourse, you can eliminate most of the risk.

I went to Esmeralda VIP for my first time yesterday and chose "Cielo" out of 8 girls. She is a beautiful petite Argentinean girl that offered great service. She looks much much prettier in person than in the pictures of the webpage.

She started taking my clothes off and we kissed and touched each other for a while. Then, she put the rubber on and we had 15 minutes of great FS, cowgirl, doggy and lotus. She was such a cute girl. A 8.5/10 looks girl with 9/10 GFE. I will see her again when I have time. She works at night starting 8pm.

Saludos!

Suerte!