Can I believe my ears, or is this a dream!
Ex! Are you under the influence of some sort of mind bending drug? Has it been far too long since you have dipped your fly-line? Anymore posts like this and I may start to confuse you with BAD! We'll discuss this and other more important issues (ie. 8 wt fully bent) in early November Cocksucker! Happy Mongering. T
I guess it has been a while
I was asked by a couple of friends to show them around town on Monday night. It was their first trip to BsAs and they wanted a some help with translation and to get the "lay of the land" a little before venturing out on their own. After a great dinner, we started at Jazz club, drank one beer and left as quick as possible. We were the only guys and they only had about 6-7 girls, nothing better than a 5 or 6.
I told them we should go to Madahos and off we went. I experienced the sticker shock of entrance fees (sadly, gone are the days or entering free on Jackson's name) and we found a seat. I will say one thing, the dancers in this place are smoking hot. I don't know what the going rate for a date with one of them would cost in total, but all the ones I saw were 9's. There weren't a lot of girls, being Monday and all, but a few cuties. I told my friends to enjoy their drinks slowly, as replacements are 70p each and if they spotted something they wanted to talk to, let me know. One choose a good looking blonde in a smoking hot dress. She came over and I tried to act as a translator. My buddy was interested, so I told her that he would pay 250p (knowing it was a low ball offer) She acted a little offended and said her minimum was 450p, I asked if that was for all night long or until my friend asked her to leave. She said no, only for 1 1/2 to 2 hours. I told her that he didn't want to buy her only rent for a few hours. This got a smile out of her. I told her that he would pay 300p for the 1 1/2 hour session, but no more. She said that 400 was her lowest. I told her he wouldn't pay that, so she walked off. We talked to a couple more and had one girl offer 350p for short time, but my buddies weren't interested.
We left after paying for the second round and went to La Lopez, no cover charge to enter this time, and there weren't more than 20 girls, a couple I remember from Madahos 2-3 years ago. We sat at the bar and talked to a couple of girls. My buddies bought a couple of girls a drink and I thought that for sure something was brewing. It was now about 4 am and I figured they had some barganing power since we were the only guys in the place. I again offered 250p and was told no that 450 was a min. I told her that he would pay 300p for todo la noche and she said she had to do something with her kids the next day and couldn't stay all night. We were pretty tired and they were frustrated so we started to leave (after paying a 300p bar tab for 5 drinks) on the way out I spoke to a real cute gal that looked pretty young. I had seen her dance a little, but my buddy asked me to see if she would leave with him. He was only interested in a longer time, because it was late and he was tired. She agreed to 300p, but only a 1 1/2 hour visit, because she had to go home with her girlfriend. She said she had only been working for a couple of weeks and I believe it.
We decide to leave without and on the way out saw the first two ladies waiting for a taxi, I asked them if they wanted to reconsider and got a "no gracias".
I am continously surprised by the rate of "tang" inflation. I know it is more expensive these days, but a 100% increase in the last two years or so is incredible. I told my freinds to try the triangle clubs last night or Excedra, but don't have a report as of yet.
I know that quality at a resonable price is available, it just looks like it will take a little more work to uncover it. The joy of the search!
Sky
Few nights ago at Madahos
The best upscale boliche club around, better than Blacks. When you envision visiting Buenos Aires for the first time and think of the gorgeous women, your thinking about this place. But the best comes with a price. 60p entrance includes a drink. Chica drinks are 100p. Take out, average about 400p 1 1/2 hrs, but after intense negotiations. If your really lucky, maybe 300p 1 1/2 hrs. Last time I was here 5 months ago, chicas were readily available for 300p take out, some even 250p, now its much harder. But the overall ambience is upscale and polished with the shows. Its a very cool place to hang out.
Dos Luna
The best atmosphere by far, one of the worst values
You get what you pay for with atmosphere. The girls are better looking than most, but it is still luck and a little skill to have a good first experience with a new girl. My most recent madahos special was 400 pesos, she stayed a few hours.
She was beautiful--9.0 to 9.5--face, body--the works. I chatted her up for at least 30 minutes and had good vibs, but in the apartment----the discussion about the promised bbbj poisoned the rest of the experience. Then she decided that although dfk was ok at the club, it was not promised in the apartment. You get the drift.
Some of my best experiences have been at the recoleta high end clubs and lots of mediocre wastes of leche--at 55
I only have so much leche per week.
My recent week in ba lead to 6 encounters. The two worst were the most expensive--blacks and madahos.
I got asked that last night too!
"piloto, doctor, abogado?"
I said "no," laughing and answered back, "I am in internet porn."
I think she was just as impressed as if I were a "piloto, doctor, abogado."
I think my watch (G-shock) may through them off. It is not fancy just not a type you see a lot here.
It Likely All Balances Out
One's professional prestige may be something about which the girls talk amongst themselves, but revealing such information (which admittedly I am guilty of doing myself- - abogado) may inspire ideas that they can extract more money from you. Regardless, as a gringo one probably will be charged more. Just a thought.