2004 Reports - Edited

I just pulled a really ugly old hag out of Exedra. I took her to the Alvear Palace for dinner and then we got a room and she wouldn't do anything more than a CBJ. Was 1000 pesos too much to give her? Shit, that's hardly $300 bucks. I pay that for crack addicts in Las Vegas.

At least the Mouse is here so we will get some reports about [b]pussy[/b] instead of all this whining and bullshit.

[b]Pussy[/b], gentlemen, [b]pussy[/b]. The purpose of this section of the board is to discuss [b]pussy in Buenos Aires[/b]. Who, what, when, where, why, how much, and was she any good. That kind of stuff.

DickHead I hope your well rested as the Mouse is an Iron Man when it comes to chaseing pussy.

Us guy's in sex prison are jellious as hell.

The two of you really know how to have fun.

Have Fun Exon.

P.S. Mouse we want daily reports and call Fabiana

I suggest we have a New Section entitled "Philisophy". Let's save the "Box Scores" for here, no pun intended.

I broke tradition today and went for something new for my welcome wagon. Her Name was Miliga (something like that), 21 from Orleans. She has a beautiful smile, large (hidden) tattoos and has much to learn before I can recommend. Bottom line: Not Worth it! But one man's junk is another man's treasure.

Exon: Rumor has it Roberta is in town and send me Fabiana's number

The Mouse is loose!
PS: The triangle at 11:30 pm if anyone's interested

Saint,

I have been to BA twice and I agree with you that the clubs hwere you find the highest percentage of hot girls are Black and Madahos(ignoring the price factor).

Victor01

As regards,
"I would invite you as well as any other experienced BA travelers to list the top two clubs with the most classically beautiful girls."

I'll agree that Black and Madahos have the highest percentage of beautiful ladies, and on my last trip every time I went to Madahos I took a lady out- I'm weak weak weak that way.

However, my all time favorites have come from other places, diamonds in the rough so to speak, e.g. the Triangle, cafes, etc.

But it's all in the eye of the beholder, and that's cool.
-HGL

OK, my first ever report...feedback appreciated!

I had a few great nights in BA....what a city! BTW when looking at the prices I paid, please note that (a) I don´t speak a word of Spanish and (b) I´m used to London prices so I didn´t spend too much time haggling, as I wanted the chicas to be happy, cos when they´re happy they make me happier!

First night went to Láffaire Recoleta (on Guido I think?). Got a nice mulata called Andreasa from Brazil...blue eyes, not sure if they were contacts or not but she was great. My first mulata and hopefully not the last...very eager to please and suction like a vacuum cleaner, so there´s no reason to risk mutiliation by labour saving devices anymore, you know where to go! Í paid US100 and she stayed all night...and DIDN´T raid my minibar!

Second night slept off my jet lag and the prev nights action, so the third night I went back to L´Affaire, this time got a Paraguayan chica calling herself Diana, not sure she´s a regular there. She was wearing a blond wig and looked a bit like Pamela Anderson in the darkness...she was a bit older when I saw her in the light but quite a nice body all the same. Small warning, she came across as slightly unstable once I had her in my room. I suppose this business does damage some people and I did feel a bit sorry for her so I gave her a bit of a tip (perhaps she played me for a soft touch?). She raided my minibar while I was in the shower too..opened half of the stuff in there and didn´t actually have any of it..so minus points there! BJ performance was quite harsh but rest was pretty good. I paid 100US again (this time including tip and conscience money) though I had negotiated less.

Next night, thought I´d try something different, so went to Black. WOW. Once I´d picked my jaw back up off the floor (and I´m not easy to please, being a regular at Stringfellows in London), I picked a very cute, slightly chubby, raven haired girl, can´t remember her name but I think she´s a regular, will provide full details once I dig up her email address. She was great, but I did give her 200US for all night, everything included(and she worked for it too). Top performance, great GFE and she genuinely enjoyed her job, also went to great lengths to communicate though her english wasn´t great. I was going to meet her the next day for a tango show but stuff came up and I couldn´t make it, shame.

Final night, I thought I´d better try the remaining ones...so armed with a bit of dutch courage, went to (deep breath) Cattos, Hook, Ness, back to Cattos, Madahos, and finally Black (which came up trumps once more!). I have to say of the Suipacha clubs I thought Cattos was the best, regular there called Lily made me feel very welcome. Hook was empty so left early, and Ness really annoyed me...I walked in, chica started talking to me, realised I didn´t speak Spanish and ordered herself a drink without asking. Needless to say I walked straight out after I finished my drink. Cattos on the other hand was totally non-aggressive, and I happily bought a few of the ladies drinks there...I have no issues with buying drinks as I know the game, but its annoying when your intelligence is insulted as mine was in Ness.
Next, Madahos was great, lots of lovely ladies and great entertainment, but again, didn´t really click with anyone, so upped and went to Blacks and was glad I did! Another lovely brunette, slim, great body, and total GFE. 500 pesos for all night. Once again, feel a bit silly as I can´t remember her name, but its irrelenvant now as she is going back to Atlanta tomorrow (was just visiting family).

Sorry guys, I know I´m probably guilty of overpaying on the face of it, however I generally have the last laugh as I can take over an hour to hit the mother lode so they do earn their money! (Not intended as a boast, actually it can be a bit of a curse sometimes.)

All in all, Blacks is now my favourite place in the whole world...nothing but good experiences there - I suppose you get what you pay for but its not always the case so pleasantly surprised.

Anyway, gotta go, will be back in BA on the 28th for one last night - if anyone wants to hook up then pls PM me, would be a shame to have been to all the best places in BA and not met any of the regulars/locals.

Adios,

Andy

Lighten up Dickhead. It's no members place to dictate for all the content of this thread or forum. You've had ample uncensored opportunity to enlighten the board with your culinary achievements, tales of Maria, and daily "load" deposit. If several members wish to wax philosophical, so be it ! I for one find this variety quite a bit more entertaining and interesting than the seemingly unendless supply of ego stroking, self image constructing horseshit that fills these pages. Maybe you should petition Jackson for a thread entitled " PUSSY" so you aren't subjected to so many subjective interpretations of what constitutes a "2004 Report" . For me, the whats, whens, and whys of Pussy, the who came in whose mouth, the how many pussies can I cram into 3 day posts are a bore. Others love that reporting. To each his own.

For example, I would have missed out on the good laugh I enjoyed while reading Starfe's response to the preceding unending,nonsensical diatribe merely because someone else deemed it off topic. That ain't right !

Scroll on brother.

Amen Slick. I think as long as someone can take something useful or informative out of someone else's post than it belongs here. Honestly, I never read too many of Dickhead's posts. Just because what he posted didn't benefit me, I never thought it might not benefit someone else though. As they clearly have.

One WSG'ers "trash" is another WSG'ers "treasure". Guys should post anything that they feel will help another guy in some way, shape or form..IMHO.

Slick1,

daily "load" deposit : Priceless comment . Between Dickhead and Andres $25 dollar hooker challenge, you nailed it to a T. The constant back slapping and kudos they heap on themselves is just amazing. You would think they were the only participants in the room.
Thanks for putting into words what I have bee thinking for months. I never felt the urge to go through every cumming exercise. If someone might have a question about a website that they know I frequent then they could PM me or ask direct through the thread.

Thanks again,

Starfe

and to think I coudn't get any information on any subject a few years ago....

For the record, keep the hardcore, softcore AND the philosophical debates coming. If for no other reason, I know it is a thrill to recount life's most inspiring moments with friends, and, like it or not, we are inextricably tied as friends, of a sort.

I've been slammed for being too cheap on some threads and too generous on others. Big deal. I've learned from both criticisms, and find myself in my own happy state of equilibrium.

S... good to hear someone report from Orleans. A favorite place of mine for no good reason. Anyone 'run into' a Claudia from there? A daytime worker with a wonderful demeanor and work ethic?

Has Newports gone too commercial? Sounds like it is the Panet Hollywood of semi-pro establishments, yet I had the time of my life, albeit my life, there.

Perhaps to reset the forum and re-direct debate, perhaps a qualified member could post perceived quality and price information for the different establishments and genres?

Thanks!!

Jav'

JavMav, your post reminds me that I should repeat my earlier-posted warnings that one has to be very, very, very careful at Newport.

There is no control of chicas by the management. This lack of institutional control means that you may well find a sweet non-pro/semi-pro OR a criminal shark who will slip you a mickey and rob your hotel room. I was there last year with a fellow monger who recognized a girl working who had track marks on her forearm.

All said, it is possible to go swimming in a ditch and come out smelling like a rose, but there are definite risks involved.

-Uncle Otto

PS And if anybody thinks Orleans is a better choice, go back to the beginning of the 2004 section and read Capt Dave's posts.

[i]Caveat emptor[/i], boys.

Otto is 100% correct. There is more accountability and control with a club girl. Can she still do something bad? Of course, but there is at least some things you can do and the girls know that. Take Art Vandaly's incident when a girl stole his US cellphone. My good friend there talked to the manager where she worked and he threatened to fire her if she didn't return the phone. He was lucky as he got his expensive phone back with several important phone numbers.

(It's also a lesson not to drink too much. I was with Art that night and he was boozing pretty hard. I rarely drink when I go out as I like to stay alert and really don't like boozing as I drank too much in college).

Do you think someone could get their phone back if a girl from Cafe Orleans or Newport's took something or did something to you? Fat chance. I've never picked up a girl from Cafe Orleans in all my trips here. Just don't see any quality in there on the many times I've been there. For the most part, most of the girls (no make that women) are older. Newport is hit or miss as many have said. Be careful fellas.

Lexton : Excuse my ego! I keep adding new material

" I hope this doesn't cause a rush on the Dazzler " ( E.F. Hutton your not )

" I now have the best hotel room in this Argentina city" ( yes you do, a complete replica of Motels 6's vista room from Hackensack N.J. )

" A classic example of the problems that can be created by the forum " ( so this is a waste of time )

" I had the largest, nicest, type room in the place " ( decorated by the late Pablo Piccaso's cousin Mildred Piccaso )

" I would probably have found it on my own " ( of course you would have, you're like the Terminator)

" not that tiny crap on the top floor " ( which just happens to be called the Robert Duval Honeymoon Suite )

" Do you want to know my room numbers during that year? Good luck ( 3 no 5 ?? i know , i know 7 right? )

" There is only one such room in this town " ( created by God and personally given to you )

" My room costs just a little more than the ones in the "best" hotel. I have been here for over 6 weeks, and have this room until I want to leave here" ( or they throw you out )



"I like to buy a woman out of work so she doesn't NEED another client " ( or until you go limp )

" I have built 2 houses for women in Paraguay " (you and Jimmy Carter work together )

" The BA tourist exploiters " ( talking about me I suppose )

" I have had 2 women quit BA clubs. I can support 1-2 women at once " ( Its good to be king )

" I have far more money than the locals, and can thus afford the best " ( Its good to be King & Queen )

"The web sites situation is ridiculous. I will say now what I should have said a year ago. What is going on with you guys and the web is the worst example of tourist expoitation " ( there goes my pot of gold )

"I have done a champagne tasting on 17 different champagnes one after another, in professional format" ( time after time you picked Korbel )

"I know what I am saying " ( so did President Bush before he entered Bagdad )

"Now, do you understand how you can lose friends in a country? " ( I had no idea I was there to make pen pals for life )



"To try to conclude this, please understand that I am not really in favor of restricting access to the information in this forum "
( just the ones that are important and pertain to you & only you since the sun rises and sets with you're views on life )



Starfe

Exon Reporting: Ive had both my very best experiences and very worst experiences at New Port.

It truly is pot luck to pull a girl out of there.

One night while renting Jacksons apartment, (just across the street), I had a zinger and had to throw her out even before we got started.

But then I met Carolina in their and that affair lasted 6 or 8 months before she got boreing.

That I did find is if you hook up in New Port and she seams to be a preformer, you should take her out of their and complete your interview process in one of the straight bars or restraunts in the area. New Port is noisey, loud and full of people and by getting her out of their you can negociate more on your terms.

As for Cafe Orleans, for each his own. I frankly love the place. Ive done probably half the regulars in their and I consider most of them friends.

For example I found the love of my life, (Roberta), in their. The best fuck in the world IMHO. Also Fabiana, whom Ive been fucking off and on for my last 4 trips down their. I love Fabiana, ( matter o fact Im getting wood thinking about her while typing this), shes a real sweet heart very loyal and we've never mentioned money in our entire relationship.

And don't forget blond Caroline, (The Mouse call's her the little ball washer), shes a wonderfull preformer whom has even caught MoonDog's eye a couple of times.

I guess I love independent's rather than the harder core club girls but one must use good judgement. All of the above go's for Cafe Excedra too.

Exon.

Mouse if you see Caroline please report and say hello from Exon

I really have a hard time understanding why so many guys WANT to pay the same price for a woman in London, San Jose, and BA, and are willing to fight so hard to create and defend the priviledge, instead of trying to understand it and help figure out a way to prevent it. Maybe you can't appreciate them unless you can barely afford them, because that is the way it is with USA women? Or some other attitude?

At least we got Dodger Bulldog's great list, which could help some people if it weren't immediately buried and out of date. He did quite well, it appears. Why can't we try to think of a way to maintain something like that, on a little broader scale? Or promote a reporting format of that type, perhaps in a separate section? It was barely noticed.

Funny thing, I lived two years in Hackensack, NJ in an 18th floor penthouse apartment on Overlook Ave back in the 70's. I could stand out on my 800 sq ft terrace and enjoy a magnificent view of the Palisades and New York skyline, from Fort Lee to the World Trade Center.

I don't know what the Motel 6 vista view is in Hackensack, but I wouldn't knock it until I know what I'm talking about. Podunks aren't all bad.