Tiger Woods Attacked by his Wife

If this doesn't qualify as stupid I don't know what does. This is exactly what Mrs. Woods should be dreaming of. Tiger involved with another women.

Keep track of Tiger's assets, document his womanizing and then wait until Tiger's big paycheck days are over.

Then, bingo, divorce and at least half of a billion dollar fortune.

I think I am going to contact Mrs. Woods and offer my services as financial advisor and procuror of toyboys such as Exon, Sydney and Jackson.

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Jackson

Mrs. Woods is very, very Doable, I have seen the naked pictures of her, and now the rumor is Tiger is "Porking" another woman.

Exon

How true is the rumor that Tiger was attacked by his missus who scratched his face with her fingernails after hearing he was porking some chick and then she nearly destroyed his escalade truck using a golf iron?

Its getting some traction.

I think that they started fighting, she scratched him, he said fuck this I'm outa here. She smashes the back window during the escape with the golf club, this distracts him and he hits the tree and face plants into the steering wheel.

The story that she broke out the back window to get him out makes little sense, most would have broken the rear door window and unlocked the front, or the passenger side and crawled over.

I also love the fact that rich assholes can tell the police when and how they will talk. This reminds me of that skit on the Dave Chapelle show with the drug dealers getting white collar treatment and the opposite for the white collar crime.

This just gets worse. The line of women claiming Tiger had affairs while married is getting longer.

There is a message here somewhere. Something to the effect that fucking every cheerleader in the NFL is OK until you get married. It is still OK if you want to kiss your endorsement income good bye.

Maybe Tiger should have been neutered the day he was married. At least his accountant thinks so.

I have been a big follower of this breaking news story because it shows to me that a guy can have everything in the world and still let pussy lead him in the wrong direction. While not trying to judge him it puts him in the same category as Clinton, Letterman, Governor Sanford, Gary Hart, and many more. Elliot Spitzer, and many more.

All of these guys had everything going in their favor and the sweet smell of fresh tang made them infamous for all of time to remember them for.

In this case Tiger who to me had a squeeky clean image, great sponsors, and the top athelte in his field, it makes him really no better than any guy pulling one on his mate. Again, not judging, just observing that it indeed makes him very human.

I do not think this will fade away quietly as he is such a high profile guy and there seems to be so more to know about what has happened here.

Curious to see where the sponsors go on this one. Put a new meaning to a Woody. My East coast buddies say he may not play again because the gallerys in golf can be brutal. It's in the other whole every time he swings!

At least he had good taste.

My real feeling are one of sadnness for the break up of any family. I truly feel for the pain this has caused his loved ones and always for the children.

Instead of "Just do it" it should be "Just do er"

I think the story is off, but I saw that Tigers wife could walk with $300MM. Another report had it that until certain stuff that hasn't happened yet (I. E. Married for 10 yrs) she can't get more than $10MM. The larger number might be what she could get if Tiger agrees to renegotiate the pre-nup or if they bust the pre-nup and she gets half.

I am all for doing what is right. But, giving her a second chance to gouge an eye out, ain't worth $290MM.

When the dust settles he will far surpass any USA settlement " if "she goes the divorce route. I was glad to read they are getting marriage counseling.

What has to factored in is what he will be putting up for hush money to the NY socialite and to others who come out of the woodwork.

Any comments if any of his sponsors will drop him or not renew?

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The renegotiation of the prenup is the big WTF.

He should cut his losses and bang lots of girls and just pay child support.

He is paying a girl to love him. Many of us know how well that one works out in the end.

BTW I am in London and just banged a snaggletooth from Kentishtown. 100 quid.

Guys, you know the women are throwing the pussy at him left and right when he is on tour, you just can't blame him for taking them up on it. Like any of you whoredogs would turn it down, yea right!

Since he has a prenup in the mix, ditch the ***** - pay child support - take all the free pussy you want and don't look back. The only thing the little woman loves is his wallet, same as here except his is a lot fatter! As long as he keeps his game up the endorsements (where the real money is) will keep coming. Just don't go OJ on her.

Where's Tiger's self confidence? He's acting like a chump! He could have 50 times more and better pussy and he's choosing to literally cut his nuts and hang them in his missus pearl necklace. If he doesn't leave a woman who tried to hurt him (literally, with a golf iron) he deserves each and every misfortune that comes afterwards.

I thought this man hand some brains in his skull. Maybe I was wrong. I read he's an accountant so he should know when it's time to cut your losses.