I Could'nt Care Less About Real TITS!
[QUOTE=Jbr1982]Hola chicos.
I decided to pay TJ a visit at L'Alliance this Tuesday and meet la chica he has mentioned in another post. The girl with the so called natural tits who had undergone a breast reduction.
The tits are [b]not[/b] natural though, it's ordinary fake tits, even though TJ would like to live in the dream about the natural teetas, haha;-) A great pair of tits all in all though, but she had some weird bruises both on the left side of her torso and at her legs.
She only charged me 150p for 2 hours and did a real good job. Untill she decided to fall asleep almost on top of me. THANKS to TJ for the love drops which caused her to act as if she had 10 pills of E, hahaha! So she fell asleep 10 seconds after we were done with the 1st round and while laying on her back she started to puke in her own mouth. So I had to be the (merciful) samaritan and pull her up and literally carry her to the bathroom where she puked for 5 minutes while I was holding her forehead and trying to keep her hair out of the way. Was pretty much like taking care of your 5yo child.
I brought her back to L'Alliance so she could recover a bit and I wouldn't be arrested by the police the next day for letting a prositute suffocate in her own puke. So we were back at TJ's place after 1h 5min mas o menos and she asked me for her payment. In the end I decided to give her 100p, even though she, in my opinion, didn't deserve much more than a swift kick in the butt.
Anyways, here's what you probably have been waiting for. Both a few during action and a few after she fell asleep (Fuck those love drops in combination with alcohol man! Haha)[/QUOTE]
I personally could'nt care less about Real or Fake Tits on ANY Chica!
I ONLY care about the lower body.
Almost to a fault! Yes, to a fault indeed!
I will not fuck a girl with Monkey Feet or a fat ass or skinny calves, etc, etc.
Anyway, I brought this girl in for the boys on this board due to her breasts and the fact that she has repeatedly told me that they are NOT fake.
I believe that she may have been heavier at one point and due to back problems she had them reduced.
It's common.
It's also very common to add a few cc's of whatever solution to the breasts after the reduction to even them out or to make them more attractive.
In her mind they are her tits and they are not fake.
Big Deal!
Now, what can you do with a pair of tits?
They are but hanging grab bags whilst in the air .
Meat filled punching bags .
Fake or real ?
Not much boys!
TL
P.S - I warned her about mixing the drops with alcohol !
It ruins a good thing quickly !
I showed you their website.
[QUOTE=Donald]OMG I can't stop laughing, sounds like a great party. I think TL was having an off night as I also took his recommendation to a real shit hole pravado (maybe 343 Uruaguay? And brought my Argentinian friend. One chica half fuckable after a half bottle of Scotch (probably better to drink the whole thing) two 2's, decided to pass and earned a lot of points w / my Argie buddy and he took me to Crocodile's. Great time, 80peso entry fee w / 1 drink (a liter of Stella) 40? Peso girls drink, stayed for the strip show, real party atmosphere but you must speak or go with someone that is fluent in spanish. No forigners there at all tonight. Anyhow, fantastic selection of about 40 chicas, all doable, most very nice, a few that could rock my world. Took a 22 yr old Paraguayan little hottie to the hourly sex hotel around the corner and fucked and sucked her for an hour. Cost? 400 asked, 300 paid. A good deal for a few hours of excitement at the bar and hotel, much nicer than a pravido. Just like a great bar but you can take anything home for a small fee.[/QUOTE]I showed you the website but I did not say that it was a nice place.
It's good enough to get your rocks off.
What did you expect for $30.00 dollars an hour?
I'm glad that you made it to Coco's.
One of my personal favorites!
Spanish is needed though usually.
After 4 your $300.00 pesos would have been good for T. L. N.
Take Care,
TL
I will take her word for it!
[QUOTE=Shagger123]Real tits my arse. TL is smoking some weird shit.[/QUOTE]They are real tits shithead!
They have been reduced and lifted to avoid sagging in the future!
A feww c. C's of liquid may have been added to perfect them.
I have zero reson to lie about whether tits are real or not!
I hate tits!
It's ALL about the ASS boys!
Nice girls don't lie!
Find out for yourself before you sound like an idiot!
TL