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Hi, guys!
I will stay in BA for several months and expect to report regularly.
Instead of creating a long report in the Reports section starting in August and ending in December/January/Whatever, I deem more convenient to start this new section to add my reports and provide useful info. This initiative will also helps the BA newcomer to get updated info from my perspective and myself to post more easily.
In these months, I expect to cover:
- Pro action (probably not more often than twice a week).
- Semi-pro action.
- Non-pro action from Internet girls and other sources.
- Dining out experiences.
- Miscellaneous
Well.. at least this is my wishlist.
I provide you some traits of my profile so that you can understand my usual targets and see if my info fits your objectives:
- Buenos Aires native male, mid 30s, average looking.
- Not poor but not very wealthy either (I expect to spend mongering much less than US$1000 a month, so don't expect a complete assessment of the crew at Blacks).
- Busy (not many free afternoons to promenade)
That said, I encourage you to ask operational questions. Although I won't be touristing, I may search for some info of places, stores, etc, related to our hobby or services needed (except hotels, since I never used one in BA).
Hope this helps,
Andres
07/31 - My first Santa Fe 1707 experience
Wednesday's flight from Miami was hideous: Security alert requiring every passenger to leave the Aerolineas Argentinas plane and recheck security screening (2 hours delay), some amenities in the plane not working properly (no light, no movie sound), too many people too nervous, etc. That prevented me to sleep well and get my stamina for hobbying.
After my usual rush for killing errands as fast as possible, it was 5PM, so I continued walking my 4th mile around the city but now with hobbying purposes. I went again to 188 Uruguay St and confirmed that the place is damn dead. Also, the place at 271 Montevideo St is still alive, whose legacy entrance was changed for a fancier one. I will take a look inside soon, for sure.
Being 6PM and having a dining appointment at La Brigada, I perceived that I wouldn't survive awoke a full meat dinner with fine wine. Therefore, I took my chances of "discharging my load" before falling asleep after dinner.
Went to Affaire Pueyrredon by 6:15PM. The place continues changing ar$10 for the entrance, but they raised the chica prices: ar$80 for 30 minutes, ar$110 for 45 minutes and ar$150 for an hour. There were 5 ladies, 1 of them doable but not gorgeous. Her name is Yamila and has nice tits (but not huge), god figure and acceptable face. I felt that it didn't worth the try, so off I went to Santa Fe 1707 3º.
Going into the building was easy. There, a lady greeted me and commented me the prices: ar$60 for 30 minutes, ar$80 for 45 inutes and ar$100 for 1 hour, all convenitional (extras arranged with the girl). I thought that, with these prices, girls couldn't be good. Then, the presentation begun...
Gees! The girls were better than those at Affaire and of the same quality as Bonnefemme. Three of the 7 ones captured my attention: A brunette Paraguayan called Karen, an exhuberant blonde called Catalina and a third dark haired girl whose name I forgot. They had nice tits and legs and, although a little chubby, in good shape for anything. I had to ask for a second decision round before choosing Karen.
We agreed on ar$80 or 30 minutes and BBBJ. After a third careful look, her body didn't seem as good as before choosing her, but she scattered sensuality all over the place: Nice, charming, very attentive, great BBBJ skills and very good massages, all of them provided in a plain but very acceptable room. Toiltes were very clean. Karen told me that hte best time to arrive there is 3PM, when most of the girls are available.
I left the pace very satisfied, considering the place worthing a second visit.
Now, I'm full of meet of all sorts of meets and wine. I need urgent sleep.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/01 - Salsa class, wandering through Flores and second visit to Santa Fe 1707
I went to a salsa class at La Salsera (Yatay 961). I attempted to start my non-pro/semi-pro moves and esteemed that the place would be cozy for such activity. For ar$5, you get a 2-3 hour class and then the right to remain in the ballroom for the rest of the night.
Well.... I was wrong. Most of the patrons were either young couples or old couples with children. There were some single ladies, but these ladies could have dated FDR several decades ago. Although I spotted a shy but acceptable girl in the 20s coming alone, I wouldn't rely on the place as a point to get non-pro action.
By midnight, I decided to visit Flores. Left La Salsera and headed towards Envidia. Prices: ar$5 the entrance, ar$50 30 minutes, ar$100 1 hour. 25 girls, of whom a few doable. Not very different from my last trip. the place was full of mongers, many of whom came for drinking a beer, shout loud a whi;e and leaving in bunches. I met 3 or 4 regular patrons who told me that the area isn't that good as it used to be.
I left Envidia and wnet to La Fuente. Prices: ar$5 the entrance, ar$40 30 minutes, ar$80 1 hour. 15 girls, none doable. Bad, bad. Just drank my soda and left towards Dolys-La Nuit
Dolys continues charging ar$7 the entrance, but the girls prices increased to ar$50 20 minutes, ar$60 30 minutes and ar$100 1 hour. Did they upgrade the girls quality? Nope. Of al the 30 girls, jst the famous paragayan Judith was acceptable, and 5 of them were plain hipppopotamus taken from the African grasslands. Packed with boys, too much cigarrette smoke. Not for me.
Crossed the street and went into Liza's. The new Liza's place at the corner isn't already finished, so it remains in the same old building. The place had the same girls quality as Dolys, but prices were much more affordable: ar$5 the entrance, ar$25 20 minutes, ar$60 30 minutes and ar$80 1 hour. A few girls were doable, among whom was the Dominican I did in my last trip. However, none of them called my attention so much to trigger the action button, so I left Flores for good.
Took a cab and went to Santa Fe 1707 to assess the quality of night girls. To my dismay, the girls at night ahave just a fraction of the quality of the daytime girls. The madam introduced 5 girls and none of them could excite a horny sailor. Same prices as yesterday. Left the place and came home empty-handed by 4AM.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/02 - VERY cheap experience
I was pretty tired yesterday night but it was convenient to assess the scene, so I decided to visit those damn cheap places to see if there were some gems hidden in the heaps.
First, I went to Oba Oba (Rivadavia St and Matheu St). ar$5 the entrance, ar$40 30 minutes and ar$60 1 hour. There were 10 girls, most of them dogs. However, a nice, very young Paraguayan (name forgotten) had a nice face, suggestive lips and pretty big tits (CCC cup or something similar). She doesn't provide BBBJ and wasn't very skilled in the matter (for the way she was dressed and the way she answered my questions, she seemed to be a newbie in the field). I fancied that she would be a lower than average experience, so I passed.
Left the place by 1AM and went to Montevideo 271. ar$5 the entrance, ar$30 30 minutes, ar$50 1 hour, 7 girls, only 1 of them doable. Also Paraguayan, her name is Marina, has an acceptable face, huge tits, suggestive lips but flat buts and ugly legs. She was being molested by a drunk patron who wanted to carry her towards the rooms in the back. This girl could escape his harrassment when we did eye contact. She promised to perform BBBJ, so I decided to give her a chance.
We went to the room (very poorly equiped, but not dirty), where I tipped her with ar$15. her BBBJ was mechanical but not that bad. Then, we did missionary and "ended" in that position. later, she told me that the BBBJ was a truly exception since I seemed a clean guy (go figure if it was really en exception...)
If you dream of a memorable night with a sophisticated, charming and educated woman, I wouldn't recommend the place. But for some pythoresque experience, it's OK. I'm afraid that cheap places are not suitable for very good experiences (let alone GFE).
Hope this helps,
Andres
Thanks for the valuable information Andres. You probably know the city of Buenos Aires better than any guy I know. I've enjoyed hanging out with you before and look forward to spending time with you again when I'm in BA.
Good luck amigo.
Hi, Andres:
Estoy re contenta de que tengas tu seccion en el Forum, asi no me siento tan solita en el medio de los gringos!!!!!
Let's translate for the gringos:
I'm very happy that you have you section in the Forum so I won't feel lonely in the middle of the gringos!!!!
Viva la joda y Viva la Argentina!!!!!
Roxana.
Roxanne:
Thanks! We can play the roles of Cesar Mazetti and Monica Cahen D'Anvers and lead a news series called "Telegato Investiga"...
Andres
08/05 - Tribunales/Barrio Norte apartments, Downtown clubs and action at Affaire Pueyrredon
By 6PM, I compiled a list of several private apartments to investigate and started my canvass.
Went to Larrea 882, published at Clarin (4963-8956). The place sucks: Just 3 girls, less than 3/10. I didn't bother to ask for prices. Another nasty surprise was a dobermann dog following me and the madam throughout the facilities as if I were his next tasty dinner. Avoid it.
Next, I decided to try a place often recommended at the local board as a very good ratio price/quality located at Montevideo 581 p1 H. DAMN! The place STINKS, even before the lady opens the door. I could barely breath and wondered how people can enjoy a nice time there without a gas mask. I don't know if it was the incensus or what, but it was annoying for sure (and you know guys that I'm not the pickiest guy in searching for places to lay down). The only girl seemed to have been attacked by a pack of assasin bees, so I didn't ask to see the other one. AVOID IT.
I returned to Barrio Norte and went to Cielo (4824-8822). I had called by 6PM and had been 8 girls available, but when I arrived by 7:45 there were 6 available and the 4 rooms occupied. I asked to see the ladies and come back later. Honestly, of all the girls available no one was better than those at Santa Fe 1707. I don't understand why they charge much more than SF1707 does, then. Anyway, the place is clean and cozy, but why spending ar$120/150 an hour when you can spend ar$100 an hour and have a nicer girl?I may return anyway to see if there was a stunner that I missed in the presenation.
After dinner, I resumed my search and went to Downtown, first to Hooks and then to Cattos. Both places still ask for the same prices as 3 months ago (HOOKS: ar$12 mandatory drink, ar$18 the girl drink, ar$100-150 per girl short term // CATTOS: ar$10 mandatory drink, ar$20 the girl drink, ar$100-150 per girl short term). Also, both places had the same girls as 3 months ago, with no one calling my attention. Hooks and Cattos had 20-25 girls each.
Later, I visited Affaire Pueyrredon. ar$15 the entrance (why the ar$5 difference at night?) and same girls prices as reported before. There were about 20 girls, mostly 6-7 with a few 8s. The place was packed with 30 unleashed guys, pestering all around. I spotted a girl called Sol, very petite but very charming. She promised BBBJ (very rare at that place) so we went up to the rooms for 30 minutes (ar$80).
She performed as expected: Excellent BBBJ, nice doggie style, poor massages. The girl fulfilled my expectations, although I won't call it a memorable experience. I may return to Affaire , but I don't like the smoke-filled atmosphere.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/08 - Visit to different boliches (Rio Cabañas, New Area, Salomé)
Finally, I had the opportunity to meet Dickhead last night. We met around midnight at Rio Cabañas (5000s of Cordoba) with his friend "Viktor the Rumanian". DH was much more charming and discreet that I imagined before. We had a very nice time visiting places. Viktor is a "man of world" who knows the ropes pretty well. ar$10 the drinks.
We remained about an hour at Rio Cabañas, a place that seems to cater exclusively to foreigners: A few tables occupied, most of them with Asian patrons, girls cheering "hello" instead of "hola". Girls don't approach unless called. Rio Cabañas is perhaps the only place in which you won't smell cigarrette smoke but seems to be boring to hell. Viktor commented that a girl once charged him ar$150 for 1 hour (includes drinks and hotel). Girls were pretty but not outstanding.
After that, we went to New Area in Flores (JB Justo and Artigas). I read a report with positive comments about the place, so I gave it a try. ar$10 the drinks and ar$20 the drinks for girls.
Well... the place is not as good as commented. There were 8 girls, only 1 or 2 doable. Several girls approached us, of whom I liked a thin one called Nicole. She had acceptable tits and a nice face. Most girls ask ar$80-100 for 30 minutes and ar$150-200 for 1 hour. Too much for such a lame quality, although the place seems cozy.
By 2 AM we left towards Salomé. Same prices as before (ar$10 the drinks for men and ar$20 for women), with a crew of 20 + girls, few of them doable. I wanted to show my old favorita to the guys (Debora) but she was on duty. Dh and Viktor seemed to like the place and Viktor attracted a tall, beautiful girl who seemed to be a nice prospect for the night. I left the place by 4AM to go home.
Hope this helps,
Andres
OK Andres, but you are gonna be Monica Cahen D'Anvers!!!!
Kisses, Roxana
Andres,
Next time you visit Cielo ask for Florencia and Paola. They are the best looking ones (at 180 pesos). At Sta FE 1707 look for Analia, give a little tip before the session (20-30) and you'll be thanking me later. Also at 1707 Camila has an incredible pair of legs. Let me know what you think about these girls.
Dancesw/chicas
[QUOTE]Originally posted by dancesw/chicas
[i]Andres,
Next time you visit Cielo ask for Florencia and Paola. They are the best looking ones (at 180 pesos). At Sta FE 1707 look for Analia, give a little tip before the session (20-30) and you'll be thanking me later. Also at 1707 Camila has an incredible pair of legs. Let me know what you think about these girls.
Dancesw/chicas [/i][/QUOTE]
DWC:
I saw Paola at Cielo that time. She was quoted ar$150 as a "special girl" but she didn't outstand that much from the rest, IMHO. Perhaps Florencia is gorgeous.
Andres
08/09 - Visit to the undergrounds of Constitucion
Yesterday, I performed an exploratory visit to 3 boliches in Constitucion.
Overall, the area is sketchy but pretty safe for walking near the main avenues. Police is everywhere (at least until the elections) and only a few streetwalkers and boliches touts wander along the walkways.
I visited first the boliche at Garay Av between Salta St and Santiago del Estero St. Entrance w/1 drink ar$6. ar$15 for 30 minutes, ar$30 for 1 hour. Only 3 girls, all dogs. Not worthy.
The second boliche visited was onle located at Pavon St between Salta St and Santiago del Estero St. Same as before: Entrance w/1 drink ar$6. ar$15 for 30 minutes, ar$30 for 1 hour. Only 3 girls, all dogs. Not worthy.
Third and last was Calypso, located at Ciudadela Ct between Salta St and Santiago del Estero St. Entrance w/1 drink ar$6. ar$15 for 30 minutes, ar$30 for 1 hour. There were 9 girls, most Dominicans, only one rated above 4 (a Dominican girl called Judith with big boobs but somewhat chubby). Not worthy either.
Unless I hear about a nice, hidden place in the area, I won't come back there for hobbying.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Dear Andres,
Monger of all BA Mongers.
I'm curious about your take on the Crocodile Club?
Do you think all the chicas there are pro's?
Have you had any good experiences there?
Is it worth a visit?
jamesbond69:
I'm almost sure that all girls there are pros. I visited the place at least 10 times and always girls approached me for business.
I had at least one very good experience.
I plan to visit the place soon (this week or th enext one), so I will provide a snapshot of that aprticular night.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/13 - MT Alvear 624 and Santa Fe 1707
This afternoon, I decided to try a different private apartment. Went to MT Alvear 624 p5 "44" in which works Brisa of Platynum (Massages). ar$40 30 minutes and ar$50 1 hour (guess that services additional to massage are extra).
The places stays exactly in front of Plaza San Martin (right at the end of Florida St). I didn't have any problem when mentioning the guard "5-44" (he did perhaps a sly smile).
A girl with masseuse coat received me. The apartment looks like the one at Esmeralda 748: A narrow corridor, small cabinets with a massage table and barely much more room. 5 girls came to greet me, all with massage coats, of which the only one doable was Brisa. She seems to have a nice personality, but I perceived that she was too much hurried to service clients waiting for her, so I decided to try her next week.
I went to Santa Fe 1707 to try one of the girls I couldn't do before. I was lucky to see all 8 girls available, of which Karen, Pamela and Catalina were again the most appealing. I chose Catalina, a blonde with a slim waist, big butts and big boobs, blonde (dyed blonde). She accepted the ar$80 for BBBJ.
The service was merely aceptable. Either she wasn't in the mood or there were no chemistry among us, but she acted too much cold. For instance:
- Every 3 strokes she checked my dick looking for prostatic fluid or something, trying to absorb the few drops with a towel. Only after covering it she started doing it well.
- When in doggie style, she moaned in a too phony way, making it obvious that she wanted me to finish fast.
- She said that she didn't know how to do massages but later recognized that she didn't like to provide it "because I lose so much energy, and guys cannot come here to get what they want and also massages". Curious concept of customer satisfaction...
Anyway, not bad but not memorable. I will come back there to try Pamela or Karen again.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/15 - Lola and Envidia in Flores
I heard about this new place "Lola" in Flores (Av JB Alberdi 3100) and decided to take a look.
The place is located in a corner, surveilled and easy to park. The building was renovated and, once you pass the entrance after paying ar$5 with 1 drink, you see a 3 story club nicely decorated. The lower area has a bar, the middle and top stories ahve "reservados" where the girls attempt to convince you to take the service, which is ar$40 for 30 minutes and ar$80 for 1 hour.
Too good to be true? unfortunately, yes. The girls are not as good, being a pale average of the currrent working girl in Flores. A couple of girls approached me (out of 15 girls, 5-6 most of them).
I left the place and visited Envidia. One nice surprise was that they opened a free parking lot for customers. The entrance is still ar$5 with 1 drink. Being 12:30AM, the place was pretty empty of patrons but with 20-30 girls. I saw a couple of new girls who worth the try. One of them, a paraguaya called Florencia, had very nice, natural boobs and a perverted face. She agreed for the ar$20 tipo for BBBJ (additional to the ar$50 for 30 minutes). We went upstairs.
She was nice: Acceptable BBBJ and good doggie. Good massages afterwards. I wouldn't do her again, just a nice but forgettable experience.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Andres - What DOES a perverted face look like? That's one description, I've never heard before.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jaimito Cartero
[i]Andres - What DOES a perverted face look like? That's one description, I've never heard before. [/i][/QUOTE]
I guess tha tperversion is also in the eye of the beholder.
To me, a girl looking at me with a sneer in half-closed eyelids and showing wet lips fits my "perverted" (or pehaps horny rather than perverted) profile.
Hope this helps.
Andres
08/20 - Visit to Valeria (Platynum) and experience with Samy (Gemidos)
Today, I wanted to do Valeria of Platynum (also Debora of Sensualbaires), a chubby gal who received favorable reviews in the local board. I was quoted ar$50 for 30 minutes and ar$100 for 1 hour, comlpete service. I read that she does BBBJTC also.
When I arrived to the apartment (located close to Cordoba and Parana), I found out a typical bait and switch strategy: "Valeria is out for the month due to liposuction treatment, but we have Paola". Paola was also a breasty girl but not as young and interesting as Valeria. I passed. Will visit her in September.
Later, I visited Samy of Gemidos. She is located at Parana and Paraguay. By phone I was quoted ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$50 for 1 hour for the massage service. Too cheap to be true but also not too bad to not give a try.
I arrived by 6:30 PM and was greeted by Samy. She is exactly as the website depicts her: Not many curves but a fresh, nice girl. She provided me with a very good massage (either she knows how to do that or I was more tolerant to massages than usual or both). After 15-20 minutes of massage she started rubbing my intimate parts and asked me to turn over. Then she explained that a hand job is free, a hand job withour her clothes is ar$20, a CBJ is ar$40 and full service is ar$60. I knew that I had to tip for extras, but not that much compared to the basic fee, so I told her to continue with the HJ. She was skilled in that too, since she made me come easily.
Let's say that I got a good value for ar$30, but I doubt that I visit her again.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/22 - A hopping night and experience in Affaire Pueyrredon
Yesterday, I met MegustaBA by midnight and started visiting bars and clubs.
Our first stop was Exedra, where the local monger board people were chatting and drinking champagne. They greeted me as a beloved relative coming from a long trip. MegustaBA had the opportunity to meet Adriana and Ricardo of Platynum and El Almirante, the administrator of the Yahoo local board.
I got precious info about girls and her attitudes from El Almirante. For instance, he pointed out to a tall, young blonde with not great face but an "Oh my god!" body (a body you seldom see in madahos or Blacks) wrapped in tight white pants. She usually charges ar$100-150. I should do her once. However, El Almirante let me know that Exedra's girls usually are "ugly and old", so few gems stick out from the pack.
For those of you interestes in Russian girls, there were a couple of late 20s gals who didn't look great but may serve your purpose of doing an Eastern European in BA.
For some strange reasons, there was a middle-age American couple joining the table, so megustaBA could meet other people and have a nice time.
By 2AM, Megusta BA and I left the place and visited Montecarlo (next door to Exedra). We were allowed to see without paying charge. We didn't like what we saw (old, ugly girls). We moved towards Hooks and Cattos.
Cattos had very few girls (presumably on duty at the hotels) while Hooks had more than 15 girls in the premises. While we took a drink (same ar$12 than before) I greeted Liliana (a girl whom sooner or later I will do) and MegustaBA assessed the ambience. We decided to leave towards Madahos.
Madahos was in a very low night: 50-60 girls, some very pretty, but not as an astouning selection as on Wednesdays. ar$25 the entrance with 1 drink. You can never go wrong with Madahos respect to girls "good-looking" quality (at least 1 or 2 should fit your stunner category), but the pro attitude permeates all over the place.
We met an Italian girl (Tatiana) and then Georgina of Platynum approached us. She is as pictures show. In fact, she wore the same platforms and had the same haircut than at Escortsbaires and Platynum. We chatted for a long time (maybe 30 minutes), enough to perceive that this Peruvian girl became too hardened (too business oriented). She said that during daylight she seldom answers the phonecalls, and when she do so she charges ar$150 the session, and that she prefers to work at the club.
MegustaBA and I wanted to visit Cocodrilo, so we left the place by 3AM and started seing the ambience in the neighboring clubs of Recoleta. We attempted to enter Sodoma for free, but they wanted to charge ar$20 the entrance while nobody went in or out, so we skipped the lace. We then visited Solid Gold, without any golden gem inside. Then we headed towards Cocodrilo.
Cocodrilo had the same appearance than Sodoma: Nobody getting in or out and a tout trying to charge us ar$20 each. MegustaBA didn't like the prospect and we went towards Salomé (close to Cocodrilo).
Being near 4AM, Salomé was wery low of girls, with the pretty ones on duty. We left the place after a few minutes and headed towards Kurvas at Downtown.
Kurvas was also low of girls, but aggravated by the fact of having a hard pressing tout trying to make us sit and take a drink. I warned MegustaBA to get the hell out of there, so we left the place.
MegustaBA called it a night, so I left him at his apartment. I thought about going to Affaire, the only place in which I can see many girls and have an experience being that late.
I arrived there and paid the ar$15 entrance. The usual 12-15 girls with perhaps 1 or 2 new slim, tall blondes. I finally found nice girl that I didn't do before who agreed to do BBBJ. Her name is Agostina and comes from Misiones. Her face was beautiful, and her butts and legs were awesome, but small tits.
Overall, she behaves a little cold but isn't too business oriented. For 30 minutes (ar$80) she gave me an acceptable BBBJ and some nice positions, but no DFK or long chats after the session (I guess that the 30 minutes wer cuttted down to 20 due to shortage of rooms for patrons). She wasn't much in the mood of doing a long BBBJ (attempted to cover it and I had to ask her twice to do it later). At least she obliged to my requests.
Arrived at home by 6AM, tired and full of cigarrette odor. I shouln't do such long tours of duty again. They drain too much energy. It is better to hit 2 or 3 clubs rather than hopping as a frog.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Hi Andres,
After calling Roxanna from Cordoba, she advised me to inquire with you on here, so I copy my previous post. Pls feel free to contact me via the info she has.
Many thanks, Bodhi
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Hiya friends,
emailing again from the vicinity of Cordoba City. Seen some fresh, young looking girls on Avenida Castro. Taxi driver says a TLN can be had for $150 peso, but havent experienced any yet. Not sure about safety and security and other issues for this town for mongering. Please anybody with info or contacts for the hobby contact me here.
Many thanks for great posts,
Bodhi
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bodhi
[i]Hi Andres,
After calling Roxanna from Cordoba, she advised me to inquire with you on here, so I copy my previous post. Pls feel free to contact me via the info she has.
Many thanks, Bodhi[/i][/QUOTE]
i know very little about mongering in Cordoba. Try www.leclub69.com
Hope this helps,
Andres
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bodhi
[i]
emailing again from the vicinity of Cordoba City. Seen some fresh, young looking girls on Avenida Castro. Taxi driver says a TLN can be had for $150 peso, but havent experienced any yet. Not sure about safety and security and other issues for this town for mongering. Please anybody with info or contacts for the hobby contact me here.
Bodhi, I spent a week in Corboba for a language class. While I never went out late in the evening (I was staying with a host family) I did experiment with the ads in the local newspaper. I tried them during the noon hour and after class in the late afternoon. I found that most of the ads were for brothels, and I never felt any threat in them. They were always right in the middle of the downtown area, and here it was always friendly. As I recall, the prices for a short time seemed incredibly cheap (~30 pesos at the lower limit) There was one brothel that was oon the second level of a building on a very main street. There were about 10 really hot chicas there...difficult to make up my mind during the parade! I also found one that was a real dive...I just couldn't do it. But on the whole, I felt really comfortable in the city. It doesn't compare to BA, but if you need to be there as I did, you can have a good time!
ER
08/27 - Night at Madahos and experience at Envidia
Wednesday night, I met monger G at a birthday dinner organized in a Puerto Madero restaurant. After dinner, we cruised around the city so that he knows the facade of the different clubs.
We parked in Recoleta and made a short visit to Solid Gold. The place had many more girls than the week before (perhaps 30-40) and packed with guys.
Then, we went next door to Madahos. The place was, again, surprisingly low in girls and patrons. As last week, Madahos has such a variety that you cannot go home empty-handed just because you didn't find your type. Several girls approached us, amog which there was a big brunette who seemed very charming but who wouldn't bulge below ar$400 for 2 hours.
My friend G couldn't make up his mind with all the beauties available. Finally, he found a tall Turkish girl who accepted the ar$200 offer and the BBBJ proposal. I brought them to G's hotel and continued my journey to Flores.
Went to Envidia, who was pretty low in terms of guys (perhaps due to lack of cash typical of the end of the month). There were 20 girls. I liked 3 of the present girls, one of which was a tall Dominican girl with nice boobs. She promised to do whatever I wanted, so she was able to convince me to go for 30 minutes (ar$50). Upstairs, she provided one of the best BBBJ I received in the 2003 season. I had to ask her to stop lest I CIM (something she didn't approved). After some doggie style, I had a couple of minutes of massage and then the session was over. I tipped her with ar$20.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/28 - Visit to Madahos
Yesterday, I met several VIP from theis forum at a Chinese restaurant in BA's Chinatown. We ate at "Hsiang Ting Tang" and were the only patrons for almost the whole night (again... signs that at the end of the month porteños lack money). The other guys enjoyed the food, although a slightly oily. For ar$30-40 each we had nice food.
After the feast, we headed towards Madahos. The dormen and the reception crew greeted us as if we were Queen Elizabeth II entering the Westminster Abbey for a ceremony. Needless to say, we were waived the entrance fee of ar$25.
Inside, all girls wore red clothes (Hell's Party or something similar). In fact, like yesterday, some girls were hot as hell. I was pretty tired but could grasp some girl's names and had some chatting with them:
- Tatiana: A tall brunette with nice boobs but so-so body. She has an "à la garçon" haircut that makes she really sexy.
- Joanna: A fake paraguayan readhead with nice face and another "à la garçon" haircut.
- Susana: a real gem, A cute paraguayan, twisted-haired girl with nice, natural boobs and a normal body. I like her and will probably do sometime.
- Yami: A Cuban lady who made me remember Hamida due to her big boobs and gorgeous body (and a wore out face too, unforunately). Not very charming but her body rocks.
- Carmen: Another twsted-haired girl with big boobs (implants?). Seemed to be very charming, making me remember Debora from Salome. Another good prospect for the future.
After 2 of the mongers chose their ladies, I decided to come back home and have a much needed rest.
I got the impresion that Madahos is worthy for a handful of gorgeous girls, but at least half of them are not better than those at Salome or Santa Fe 1707, who cost half or even a third. I would do a couple of "Madahoers" this year, though.
Hope this helps.
Andres
This is my first post. I am putting this under Andres because I learned a lot from him.
I feel it´s my duty to help everyone to maximize his pleasure and minimize the cost. I applied the following tehcniques that enable me to drastically reduce the cost and enjoy more pleasure.
The first trick is to make the offer first. Do NOT give chica a chance to give you a price quote, especially if you are foreigner. If you ask how much it takes for her to go to your hotel room, you will be fucked if she thinks that you are not a local guy. She will think you are a big sucker. The price will be sky high. Instead, you first find the chica you like, allow her to sit next to you. And she will first ask you to buy her a drink. Don´t buy her a drink yet, it can easily cost 50 pesos depending which club you are in. You now should ask ¨do you like to go to my hotel ?¨She will say yes. Now it´s your turn, you offer around 150 pesos. She immediately knows you know the price and know what you are doing. She will counter around your offer. Normally you are done right there. It´s unlikely she will demand 400 pesos or 150 dollars. No pussy is worth 150 dollars in BA.
The second trick is to double your pleasure. According to my humble experience, when the chica agrees 1-2 hours, she will leave after you shoot the first load. The hours do not mean much. If she insists a higher price, and you really want to nail her, you
can give her a better price, and make sure it´s going to be a dos. It will be a win-win situation, she gets your $ and you get to screw her twice, and you do not need to find another chica for the night, thus cut your cost greatly. Also íf the chica is really good, invite her again, it will be cheaper and longer the second time.
Another safety thing is: always do a pussy chech before you lick or screw the pussy. Always keep the light on, make sure there is no pussy infection or she is not on her period. When the chica wants to dim the light, its likely she has a bad pussy or she´s got a bloody pussy.
Also, register the chica in the lobby is not a bad idea, it protects you more than her. Normally the girl from all the decent clubs know the rule, they don´t touch your belongings (except your dick) without your permission. Try to lock or hide your wallet anyway.
Make sure your passport and wallet are still there when she leaves. Remember, they are not your girl friends.
I agree with Moondog, treat them with respect. Unlike American whores, they want respect. It´s a job for the them. Your dollars will feed a large family and you should feel good about. As we all know, we should always treat American whores like a *****.
Happy hunting and play it safe,
It´s your God given right to have some pleasure in your short life, enjoy every blow.
[blue]Hi Airman,
Great advice, especially your point about not asking them what the price is. When you ask them the what they want to get paid, you're just opening a can of worms. Just tell them what you're going to pay, and if they don't accept $150ar ($200ar in Blacks), then move on.
Jackson[/blue]
Airman,
I agree with Jackson...excellent advice, on several counts
1. You set the price $150PA.
2. Don't buy her a drink until you have set the price.
3. A second date should be longer and/or less expensive.
4. Treat her with respect.
Re: Doubles... Another tactic: Often, treating her with respect and offering her food/drink in the room results in a longer stay or double with no additional money necessary.
Amigo, el mejor pete del 2003.. Demonios !
I'm going to check Marisol when I'm in BA, definitely.
Thanks for the info.
09/03 - Good and very unexpensive experience at a private apartment
Just 30 minutes ago... fresh from the oven.
I went to Corrientes 1965 p13 B (4952-8234), which received very good comments at the local board (say you call from a Clarin ad, not from a website). The building is quite modern, so it doesn't scare from outside. Security people doesn't bother.
Prices are... ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$40 for 1 hour, including BBBJ and anal. Of the 4 girls, just Lorena (a fake-blonde Paraguayan with nice legs and awesome ass) awakened my desires, which is Rocio from www.nivel69.com.ar
I tipped her with ar$20 and she really bent over backwards to please me: DFK, BBBJ (very deep throating at some points) and doggie style with anal. Some chatting afterwards. I told her that I may send some foreign friends :-)
So far, the best price/quality ratio below ar$60.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Andres,
Thanks for your reports. They are helpful to those of us who speak some Spanish and don't want to go to the clubs that cater to tourists. I followed your tip about Corrientes 1965 and that turned out to be my best experience. I saw Lorena, and I have to agree that she is very tasty, but I picked Tamara and fell in love with her. I will post a report about my experience on the main reports page.
Gracias, amigo!
09/17 - Experience with Valeria of Platynum
This afternoon, I did a little research and called several Internet girls.
First, I called Pilar of Altosex (4313-9676), who quoted me ar$40 for 30 minutes and ar$50 for 1 hour massages, and ar$60 30 minutes and ar$80 1 hour of "everything" service. She is located near MT Alvear and Esmeralda.
Then, I called the "Temple of Marrion" (Maipu and Corrientes). They said ar$50 for 30 min and ar$80 for 1 hour of full service (I guess tips not included). They have only 4 girls (I think they are the ones advertised at www.miauuu-ladies.com.ar with phone numbers 4322-1895).
Finally, I called Valeria of Platynum (4372-6606), the chubby girl. Prices are ar$50 for 30 minutes and ar$100 for 1 hour. The place is located near Cordoba Av and Uruguay St. Since I wanted to do that girl, I reserved a 30 minutes session.
The building has a security guard who doesn't hassle. The apartment seems very clean, with clean towels for customers and a tidy room. A few minutes after being greeted, Valeria arrived. She is as depicted, really tall and chubby but a young face and really natural, huge tits.
We started with some kisses and then went into action. I was a little disappointed to find out that she does everyting covered (a pity, since she seems to be able to "deep throat" and I read reports from the local board mentioning that she does BBBJ) but she allowed everything for the game (that is, anal). Good experience. Being a robust girl, she can provide strong massages, which pleased me. A little chat after the action and... that's it.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Andres,
You're a value-oriented guy like me, so I am always interested
in your reporting. I will be coming down in late November for my
third visit, and wanted to do something a little different besides the La Pampa Boliche, the Puerydon Affair, and the "humidor" off Florida, where I have been "muy contento" in the past.
I take it from your reports that Sante Fe 1707 and Corrientes 1965 might be interesting? Are these walk-ins? Since I usually have had too much of the wine in the evenings to be of much use, I sure do like places that are open in the afternoon. Are the massage places you mentioned as good as these? Any further advice?
Thanks,
DonRoberto
DonRoberto:
These places are intended to be open mainly during daytime (or to have the best selection at that timeframe). However, SF1707 is several notchs above C1965 (facilities, quality, variety, etc). All these places are walk-in (although you can make reservations).
In the local board, we had a small discussion abour "massage places" (such as Brisa). For a value/price sake, massage places are not worthy for action since you end up spending over ar$100 for covered FS over a massage table in a small room.
There are other places for afternoon action that are mentioned at the local board but I cannot comment since I didn't try them. Many local mongers rave about some places, but I'm afraid that many of them cannot distinguish Mr T from Mariah Carey.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Andres,
Hey amigo. Thanks as always for taking the time to post. I always enjoy reading your reports. Sometimes I think what it would be like to be living in BA. I have a feeling we'd be spending many a nights out exploring new places. Looking forward to the next time.
Cuidate amigo.
Saint
Hey Guys,
Saint, I can't help but agree with your thoughts about living in B.A., it might be a bit tough on the liver and libido though...lol
Andres,
Thank you for the continued good reports, I hope to put some of it too good use in a couple of weeks!! I look forward to another couple of good restaurant recommendations, maybe something a little upscale, kind of a "special event" place to take a special "chica"
Also, how was the place in the design center?
Sky
Andres, your reports are invaluable. I have about 3-4 nights in BA between 10/6 and 10/12 and I am much better prepared after reading your info here. I have many questions but would like to start with one or two. When you mention Corrientes 1965 you also say p 13B. What does that mean? Is 13B the apt. number in the building? I see you like corrientes and santa Fe 1707 but others speak of Guemes 3221, 2A. Do you have an opinion of this apartment operation?
Thanks again for your informative posts.
jimbehr2000:
I didn't try Guemes 3221 yet. Maybe in a couple of months. Although some local mongers reported it as a good place, I have some other places to try first.
13º "B" means 13th floor apartment B. Unlike in some American cities, 13th floor exists in all BA buldings.
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Sky Rider:
I don't remember about any event in the Design Center.
If you want to take a girl to dine out, I guess that the average BA girl would like trendy restaurants but not necessarily ethnic food. A trendy place with "European" food is Teatrix, located at Riobamba St between Arenales and Juncal.
One block away (Riobamba between Arenales and Santa Fe Av) could be found Hibou, a trendy French restaurant that seems to fit your needs. Of course, your girl should like aspic, escargots or other typical French food...
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Saint:
Thanks for the compliments. See you in your next trip.
Andres.
09/27 - Experience with Cristal of Sensualbaires (aka Abril of Gemidos)
Last Saturday, I got time to lay down after midnight. Being tired of smokey ambiences, I decided to call Cristal, a girl that I wanted to do for a long time.
I called her and set a meeting for 1:15AM. Meanwhile, I spent a couple of minutes at Cattos. Cattos was pretty empty, with only 10-12 girls. A girl that I did before (Diana) now works there. She remembered me even on the details, and was so tempting that she almost convinced me to take her out. Would return to try her again, perhaps...
Then I went to Cristal's apartment, which is located very close to Plaza San Martín (Florida St and MT Alvear St). Cristal greeted me by 1:20, very much on time (meanwhile, the security guy let me wait inside, since it was cold for BA standards). The apartment seems very clean, compared to other slumps I visited.
Cristal looks like as depicted: Blonde hair (dirty blond, but blonde), tall complexion, huge natural tits, honey eyes. From the start, she treated me very sweet, so I felt comfortable throughout the session. I paid her before (ar$100 the hour).
She really knows the ropes: Provided me with a CBJ that rocked. Although covered, she could make me easily come fast (cannot imagine how fast would she finish me if she provided a BBBJ...) After that, I did missionary and doggie. Then, we kept chatting for 1 hour, spending with her more than 100 minutes for 1 hr price. She also provided a great massage, due to strong hands and short nails.
Overall, I recommend her, but don't expect a lolita or a high-class gal. She is a kind of blond Paraguayan Amazon girl.
Hope this helps.
Andres