Cafes & Coffee Shops List

[red][u][b]Cafes and Coffee Shops List[/b][/u][/red]

[b]Cafe Orleans[/b] Cordoba & San Martin (in Centro)

[blue][u]Report by Edonist[/u] on 5-25-04: Typical looking Cafe like a thousand other innocent ones, but the apparent ordinariness is what makes it interesting. Once you walk in, the looks the girls shoot at you will soon make you realize the potential scenarios which are open to the Paying Customer. Half the pleasure of this experience is in the sitting around, drinking, watching everyone else, soaking it all in. So don't rush it, this is latin society and this is pleasure time, so enjoy.[/blue]

[b]Cafe Exedra[/b] Cordoba & Carlos Pelligrini (at 9 de Julio) (in Centro)
[red][b]Cafe Exedra closed in March 2008 after many years of service to the community.[/b][/red]

[b]Cafe Iberia[/b] Avenida de Mayo 1100-1200 block (in Centro)

[b]Pelvi's[/b] Callao 345 4374-7474 [email]pelviscafe@hotmail.com[/email]

[b]Pelvi's[/b] Sarmiento 1743 4374-7474 [url]www.pelviscafebar.com.ar[/url] [email]pelvis@pelviscafebar.com.ar[/email]

[blue]Pelvi's is a coffee shop with a different twist: All the waitresses are dressed in lingerie. This is mildly entertaining, although I've never seen anything that you can see through. However, the female employees are strictly prohibited by management from "going" with, soliticing, or being solicited by the customers. In addition, I've never seen any working girls patonizing the place as customers, so you are essentially limited to the thrill of watching girls serve coffee in a public place dressed in lingerie.[/blue]

[right][size=-2]Revised 04-25-08[/size][/right]

After spending some time at dinner went to Cafe Orleans. Was a Sunday night.

And two of us just got off the plane. Went by lÁlliance and met the owner and another expat, real nice guys. We ate at Establo really good food and were taking a cab to Excedra when I eagle eye saw some hookers on the corner. Guess what? We were riding just past Cafe Orleans. Went inside and good looking stuff in range of 6 to 8. Being new in town I wanted all to know I was available to play but had some concerns about the price. Yes, the first quote was $100 US and I was not about to pay that for the quality I had seen. After discussion price quickly dropped and settled for $50 US for 1 hour or so. Mexicali Jack is quick. Once deal was made we went around the corner to a fuck hotel and the fee was $20. I took a short shower watching my wallet and she started with a covered BJ. After that some cowgirl and Jack was happy.

Jackson's reports do not tell all. It was like shooting fish in a bowl. You do not need to speak the language or have handsome looks. Even when I was sitting with one I hand picked by looking every other chica was looking with those Spanish eyes and saying let me come over. You all know the look.

I am using Jackson's BA tip Sheet as my bible and so far it is right on.

Good luck to all

Played tourist again and found the Orleans Café. Thought I would check it out. Well it turned into a bit of an embarrassing moment for myself: no Spanish. Nothing earth shattering, but the waiter at Orleans can kiss my rosy red ass. Seemed I ordered something that was not available at that time of day and from my perspective, the guy went ballistic. Mr. Orleans Waiter needs to find another vocation if he cannot work with this Gomer. No big deal, but do not recommend the Orleans Café for none Spanish speaking dumb asses. However, there was a bit of a silver lining to the experience. Ran into two American women after I departed the Orleans and we all went to lunch. Who can figure, in the States, cannot get the time of day from an American woman. Do not believe it had anything to do with my charm, they are just out of their league here in Argentina and latched onto anything they could get. It was fun but it was like taking a sandwiche to a barbecue. Oh well, "As The World Turns."

Arrived fresh in BA and walked in the improbable hour at 3pm on Sunday. Sitting around were 8-12 s, and took my time doing the interview process. Had to negate 4 s before landing on a DR and she accepted 200AR. The others wanted 250-300AR plus the restrictions.

Walked 2 block away and got a jacuzzi room at the Hotel Horizonte and we had a great time. Likeable, not a clock watcher, great kisser too.

Definitely going back!

Has anyone seen Isabella at Orleans lately? Tall, dark and can speak eng.

Coming to BA Feb. She is one of my girls!

Man

There is a separate Orleans thread.

Normally Isabella this time of year, takes a months vacation to her home country of Equador.

She sucks dick well.

Exon

Made my obligatory stop here today after a session with a 22 yo that looked 18 to me. No Dominicana bottom feeders as yet but it was early. Waste of time as usual. The best thing was the Chopp I had. Good strong head with a strongly laced glass. I saw one girl sitting by the door with bangs who looked like she had a bullet wound on her forehead. Another sitting at a table who was trying her best to hide her Krispy Kreme jellyroll waist and Opraesque butt. All in all a good visit.

What's a "strongly laced" glass? I never had a beer at that place that didn't taste nasty.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;426225]What's a "strongly laced" glass? I never had a beer at that place that didn't taste nasty.[/QUOTE]Lace is the footprint inside of a glass which shows it was a freshly brewed and it also shows a clean glass. It refers to the lacy white footprint that usually remains inside the glass after the head dissipates. Very rare in the old US of A since they don't know how to wash their glasses.

Gotcha. Thanks.

What does it Look Like?

Today?

What has happen to the Threads?

No more individual threads?

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69; 426240]What does it Look Like?

Today?

What has happen to the Threads?

No more individual threads?[/QUOTE]WT69-you have to check the "User Blog" section. That will take you to all the old threads.

As for Exedra, nothing has changed. Lots of new tables and chairs in the place, most of them under wraps. It doesn't look like anything has changed in about a year.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;426225]What's a "strongly laced" glass? I never had a beer at that place that didn't taste nasty.[/QUOTE]I am shocked I tell you to discover there was something about the holy substance you didn't know. (I didn't know either I admit)

But, the link to it is hard to find.

[QUOTE=Doggboy; 426244]WT69-you have to check the "User Blog" section. That will take you to all the old threads.

As for Exedra, nothing has changed. Lots of new tables and chairs in the place, most of them under wraps. It doesn't look like anything has changed in about a year.[/QUOTE]

We should start a pool on when Exedra will re-open. I will take July 10, 2021.

Good idea! I'll take the day after Kristina looses the election!

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz;426245]I am shocked I tell you to discover there was something about the holy substance you didn't know. (I didn't know either I admit)[/QUOTE]Have you ever seen me leave beer in a glass long enough to notice whether the fucking head was lacing or not?

[QUOTE=WhiteCat;426222]Made my obligatory stop here today after a session with a 22 yo that looked 18 to me. No Dominicana bottom feeders as yet but it was early. Waste of time as usual. The best thing was the Chopp I had. Good strong head with a strongly laced glass. I saw one girl sitting by the door with bangs who looked like she had a bullet wound on her forehead. Another sitting at a table who was trying her best to hide her Krispy Kreme jellyroll waist and Opraesque butt. All in all a good visit.[/QUOTE]You are so damn picky!

[QUOTE=Dickhead;426273]Have you ever seen me leave beer in a glass long enough to notice whether the fucking head was lacing or not?[/QUOTE]LOL, no sir I have not. There has never been time for mold to grow in your glass my friend. Additionally a laced glass would only indicate where the previous beer had BEEN, not where the next beer would be coming FROM. Eyes fixed firmly forward my friend.

You heard it here first.

I spoke to a construction supervisor at Excedra yesterday.

He said the openong would be about Dec 2 or 3rd.

Would there be chicas? He said "maybe"

See ya there after 4 plus years of waiting.

Jackpot

[QUOTE=Jackpot; 429616]You heard it here first.

I spoke to a construction supervisor at Excedra yesterday.

He said the openong would be about Dec 2 or 3rd.

Would there be chicas? He said "maybe"

See ya there after 4 plus years of waiting.

Jackpot[/QUOTE]This is Argentina, when they say Dec. 2 or 3 you need to ask "Of what year?".

Walked by this afternoon and saw the outdoor awning superstructure.

Being worked on. The inside looks ready. Aisle ways were cordoned off to protect.

Furniture while moving in kitchen equipmnt and supplies.

Dec 2 or 3 looks good to me.

Jackpot

Exedra is definitely opening soon.

Last week the inside looked almost ready, but there was a bunch of grafitti on the outside. I thought to myself, they wouldn't open a brand new place with all that nasty grafitti.

Sure enough, I was passing in a taxi around 1am a few nights ago and saw guys painting the outside. Walked by today, the outside looks like new, all grafitti gone.

Any day now sounds about right, but I'll probably just miss it.

Hi Guys,

Any news on the opening of Excedra yet?

I will be making my 'annual pilgrimage' to Buenos Aires next week and it would be rather nice to enjoy the summer weather and a coffee there. (And HOPEFULLY check out the Chica's who will CERTAINLY flock there!)

Where is the current evening meeting place for us Mongers now? After Excedra closed it used to be over the road at 'La Mad. ' but when I was in town last year I did not find anyone I knew there!

I tend to be an 'early evening monger' as I generally have to be up quite early in the mornings for work so, apart from weekends, tend not to frequent the clubs a lot!

One final request. Any suggestions for a 'MUST DO' GFE playmate (Preferable with a bit of English) for me to try while I am there.

Have fun, I will certainly try to.

Hotman.

P.S. I should probably have posted this under the Excedra thread but, since the changes, have NO IDEA how to find it now!!!

[QUOTE=Hotman 666;430144]Any suggestions for a 'MUST DO' GFE playmate (Preferable with a bit of English) for me to try while I am there.[/QUOTE]If you want her to speak some English, then try these girls.

Denisse.

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Denisse_15-3159-9846_840.htm[/url]

Dominique.

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Dominique_15-5176-2837_763.htm[/url]

Elizabeth.

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Elizabeth_15-3144-3734_510.htm[/url]

Elizabeth speaks English fluently. GFE? Yes!

[QUOTE=Hotman 666; 430144]Hi Guys,

Any news on the opening of Excedra yet?

I will be making my 'annual pilgrimage' to Buenos Aires next week and it would be rather nice to enjoy the summer weather and a coffee there. (And HOPEFULLY check out the Chica's who will CERTAINLY flock there!)

Where is the current evening meeting place for us Mongers now? After Excedra closed it used to be over the road at 'La Mad. ' but when I was in town last year I did not find anyone I knew there!

I tend to be an 'early evening monger' as I generally have to be up quite early in the mornings for work so, apart from weekends, tend not to frequent the clubs a lot!

One final request. Any suggestions for a 'MUST DO' GFE playmate (Preferable with a bit of English) for me to try while I am there.

Have fun, I will certainly try to.

Hotman.

P. S. I should probably have posted this under the Excedra thread but, since the changes, have NO IDEA how to find it now![/QUOTE]Hola,

Have'nt seen you down here in a while.

Looked into X last night at 4am and the furniture is in place, the small curtains are in place (sort of like the ones in Orleans so nobody can see you in there! Let's pray!) , The "Quilmes" Beer Tap is lit-up, and some guy was watching the big-screen the night before so it's very close to opening.

The bar has NOT been stocked yet but that can be done in 5 minutes and you would NOT want to do it with "workers" still working.

Like always I know a few girls up my sleeve for you Buddy!

Mia 2. Porn Star Sex

Romina. A. K. A Hello, Kitty. You will have a great time.

Agustina. Beautiful

Etc, etc, etc.

I even have some "Private Stock" to share with you.

Let's have a drink when you get to town.

Thanks,

TL.

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[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 430147]Hola,

Have'nt seen you down here in a while.

Looked into X last night at 4am and the furniture is in place, the small curtains are in place (sort of like the ones in Orleans so nobody can see you in there! Let's pray!) , The "Quilmes" Beer Tap is lit-up, and some guy was watching the big-screen the night before so it's very close to opening.

The bar has NOT been stocked yet but that can be done in 5 minutes and you would NOT want to do it with "workers" still working.

Like always I know a few girls up my sleeve for you Buddy!

Mia 2. Porn Star Sex

Romina. A. K. A Hello, Kitty. You will have a great time.

Agustina. Beautiful

Etc, etc, etc.

I even have some "Private Stock" to share with you.

Let's have a drink when you get to town.

Thanks,

TL.

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156 116 4254[/QUOTE]Hi TL,

I will certainly call you when I get into town.

I was more than happy with the little playmate that you organised for me at short notice last time. I think her name was Maia from Paraguay?

I also look forward to buying you a beer.

Hotman.

I walked past "X" earlier tonight.

Lights were on, drinks were on show, even food in the display cases!

I'm SURE they can not find much more to do now before it opens.

Hotman.

[QUOTE=Joe 23; 430146]If you want her to speak some English, then try these girls.

Denisse.

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Denisse_15-3159-9846_840.htm[/url]

Dominique.

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Dominique_15-5176-2837_763.htm[/url]

Elizabeth.

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Elizabeth_15-3144-3734_510.htm[/url]

Elizabeth speaks English fluently. GFE? Yes![/QUOTE]I would heartily endorse this list. I've read field reports about Dominique and Denisse doing fiestas which are quite compelling as well. To this list I would add Angie from.

[url]http://www.area-vip.com.ar/area/areavip.htm[/url]

Second best on my all time hit parade from a visual / technical standpoint, only big hit is she is somewhat of of a clockwatcher.

As I was told today, Cafe exedra / xdra will open tomorrow dayover.

As I was guest on their last day (feb. 29th 2008) will be there tomorrow as well.

[QUOTE=Spassmusssein; 430588]As I was told today, Cafe exedra / xdra will open tomorrow dayover.

As I was guest on their last day (feb. 29th 2008) will be there tomorrow as well.[/QUOTE]I will see you there!

TL

Sitting here waiting for my coffee with Stranger. Place looks great. Waiter speaks English. No working girls in evidence at 2:13 12/21/12, guess the Mayans were right, Exedra is open with no working girls. The end has come.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz;430611]Sitting here waiting for my coffee with Stranger. Place looks great. Waiter speaks English. No working girls in evidence at 2:13 12/21/12, guess the Mayans were right, Exedra is open with no working girls. The end has come.[/QUOTE]The REAL TEST will be after dark.

They all come out after dark!

TL

How much is a coffee there? 250 pesos?

I'm sure Cigar Eric would like to know are there any outdoor tables for the smokers. Even if there were, I assume no awning, right?

[QUOTE=Sportsman;430621]I'm sure Cigar Eric would like to know are there any outdoor tables for the smokers. Even if there were, I assume no awning, right?[/QUOTE]The outdoor tables and chairs should be in place by Sunday but the extendable awnings are already installed. The place looks very nice inside, soft earth tones close to Starfucks. There was what appeared to be a "working" girl in there at 7:30pm today when I was there. The waiter told me he does not know if there will be Chicas but he hopes there will be.

1 Liter of Stella is. $52. 00 pesos.

Iced Tea. Maybe $21. 00.

Coffees. Mostly around $39. 00 pesos but they must have been fancy coffees. I hope!

Hard Liquor. $38. 00 to $58. 00 for basice drinks.

$150. 00 pesos for an 18 year old, not bad but unfortunately that's for a Whisky and not a Chica like before!

Nice central air conditioning!

Empanada. $12. 00 pesos.

Table Service. $9. 00 pesos, so does that make an empanada cost $21. 00 pesos?

That's all I remember.

My waiter worked at Cordoba and Florida for a long time so he knows the Chica scene well, and the Chicas.

TL

Not a soul in the place.

2235 Obvious working girl strolled by and looked in.

0030 Three obvious putenyeros having coffee inside, no girls.

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 430622]Coffees. Mostly around $39. 00 pesos but they must have been fancy coffees. I hope!

TL[/QUOTE]Had coffee and snack tonight.

Cafe con leche was 19 pesos.

Toasted sandwich with ham and cheese plate. 4 triangles, was 30 pesos

[QUOTE=Mpexy; 430626]Had coffee and snack tonight.

Cafe con leche was 19 pesos.

Toasted sandwich with ham and cheese plate. 4 triangles, was 30 pesos[/QUOTE]Seems reasonable enough when you consider the location and investment required. Just a few pesos more than La Mad.

Central Air makes it well worth it.

The coffee that I glanced at must be spiked with booze or something good.

TL