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Thank You Jackson
I hope to be down Fucking & Sucking in a couple of weeks
Exon
Heading back down in a couple of weeks and I was getting desparate that the board was down. Thanks for getting it back up in the nick of time.
Congratulations for getting W.S.G. overhauled and back up and running.
Last spring I was in the hospital for a long period, i had my lap-top and was entertained endlessly by this site. It was so popular that even a few of my nurses were reading with me everyday, and wanting to know more about the adventures of Dickhead,Andres,exon, Saint,capt.dave , etc. etc.
I thank you all for your great posts. I was very envious, but not jealous. Actually very amazed that one person could consume so much pussy. Dickhead your a machine.
I am very blessed to be healthy again and my surgery has healed very well. To the point of letting me once again do my chosen profession that makes me happy and brings in the all mighty bucks. I will be working with Beunos Aries in my mind everyday. God willing i will be down there in early October, for a extended period. Three to four months. My spanglish is so-so and am looking forward to mucho pillow talk with all Dickheads left overs. Until then comrade pooners , here is to stiff dicks and warm pussy.
I was in Newport last week (or the week before) and met a full 10 on the poontang scale named "Deborah," an absolute stunner, tall, thin, curvey, face to launch a 1000 ships, and maybe a notch more than 21 years old from Palermo. Oh my God gentlemen, oh my God!, oh, my, God! That said, when she wanted $300 pesos the hour, I passed, went home, and reconsidered; I´m weak that way... Fortunately though, I bumped into el jefe in the Jazz Club the next night and he reassured me that supporting inflation is the sure road to perdition and I´ve since had to settle for 9.5s and 9s.
Hey, I do my part and I'm still really Happy. I LOVE Buenos Aires.
Unfortunately, I had some plane issues and did arrive at my hotel in Buenos Aires until about 1:00 a.m. Showered, changed and off to Madahos. I have not been in a year and was happy to see almost entirely new girls working and several very attractive girls. The two girls I liked the most appeared to be taken as both were sitting with other gentlemen. I then went with my third choice a nice brunette about 21 years old. After agreeing to leave with her both girls I liked more became available, however, I stuck with my comittment.
As my friend correctly pointed out I need to exercise a bit more mongering patience. Left with my chica and had a wonderful time. She was excellent in every way and made it difficult to second guess my choice.
I will be here for a few more weeks so if anyone else is here and feels like joining up for drinks please shoot me a message.
Had a great dinner and headed off to Black. Despite my thoughts that Saturday would be a great night for mongering I am told that Saturday is slow and I believe it. I went to Black and was very impressed with the 6 to 1 girl to guy ratio. I doubt that I am exagerating but if I am it is only slightly and by honest mistake.
Despite it being only my second night (and first full night) I was sucked in by an old faithful. She is fantastic and for round 1 I elected to go with a sure great thing. I was on full make out status in the club and after a few drinks my friend and I elected to leave with our respective chicas. I do love Argentina. The thing about Black is the quality is only questionably better than Madaho and the price is twice as much (at least for me).
I have had a little to much to drink already but I am confident that round 2 will be superb and intend to update tomorrow. I am waiting for my friend and I think that we will return to Madahos.
As this forum really has been remarkably helpful to me and is the reason I learned of Buenos Aires I intend to give as much info as possible during this new stage. Please let me know if anyone needs specifics and I will be happy to help in any way.
Yesterday afternoon I jumped into a Radio Taxi parked in front of the Bella Artes museum on Libertador and Pueyrredon. Upon arriving at destination, the fare was $5 pesos so I handed the driver a $10 peso note which he immediately placed in his lap (thus I couldn't see it), and then the driver gave me a $5 peso note for change (which turned out to be counterfeit). Then the driver held up a counterfeit $10 peso note saying I gave it to him and demanded I give him a real $10 peso note. Fat chance! I got out of the cab (still not realizing the $5 peso note was fake), told the driver he was a crook, and copied down his license which I later reported to the police.
Taxi drivers like this park in front of places frequented by tourists and hope we will not recognize a fake note. Take care out there guys!
-Happy I only lost $5 pesos...
[QUOTE=HappyGoLucky]Yesterday afternoon I jumped into a Radio Taxi parked in front of the Bella Artes museum on Libertador and Pueyrredon. Upon arriving at destination, the fare was $5 pesos so I handed the driver a $10 peso note which he immediately placed in his lap (thus I couldn't see it), and then the driver gave me a $5 peso note for change (which turned out to be counterfeit). Then the driver held up a counterfeit $10 peso note saying I gave it to him and demanded I give him a real $10 peso note. Fat chance! I got out of the cab (still not realizing the $5 peso note was fake), told the driver he was a crook, and copied down his license which I later reported to the police.
Taxi drivers like this park in front of places frequented by tourists and hope we will not recognize a fake note. Take care out there guys!
-Happy I only lost $5 pesos...[/QUOTE]
There seems a lot of this going around. Thanks for the heads up. I guess there's no other cure except to carry lots of exact change.
Glad to find that Argentina is alive still! I could just imagine poor Exon pounding his keyboard because he couldn't log in!
I'm not sure this is the right place to post this. I would like to know if anyone has info on golf courses. I will be hanging my hat around the Recoleta district. Are there a few links in that area? How about green fees? Also are there any pooners here into golf? When i'm in Thailand , pooning and golf mix perfectly. Get up at 9 , breakfast , go do a round and come back and have a snooze and or massage and then go hit the town. I'm looking very forward to B.A. as I'm tired of asian chicks.
Thanks God or most likely thanks jackson, the forum is back!
I had a couple of nice experiences in the last 4 weeks :
Marey , Platynum
[url]http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Marey/Marey1.htm[/url]
Great XP with this lady, she works in her flat on MT Alvear 9xx, BBJ, great sex, the top of her body is exactly like the picture, the lower part is a bit less slim but she has a superb butt. 120Pesos the hour, one of the best ratio price/quality
Heidi, Areavip
it was my second time with her but the first time since her boob job. She is still the best hooker in Buenos Aires, 200Pesos the hour, a do-it-all kind of girl, her BBJ with lots of deep throat is like a vacum-cleaner. 200P the hour and she is worth every penny. I left her flat totally exhausted. She is a must-do for every monger who visit BA but you have to rush because she plans to move to Spain in April.
Karen de 906090modelos
tall lady, late twenties, nice body, very sweet BBJ, sex was OK but nothing special, 150Pesos the hour, "servicio completo" but I did not try her ass.
150Pesos the hour, OK XP no more
Barbi, masage section of platynum
[url]http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Especiales/Barbi/Barbi1.htm[/url]
exactly like the pictures, tall, thin, sweet girl with long dark hair
50P the masage with relaxation manual and 50 pesos more for sex (cbj + sex) for one hour. very good XP with this sweetie.
Among the not so good XP was Aixa of platynum (also in escortsbaires).
[url]http://www.escortsbaires.com.ar/EscortsArgentina/Girl39/Girl39.htm[/url]
The first time I called her she quoted me 15Ous$!!!, I called back a couple of days later and then the price was 150Pesos (I guess my spanish skills have improved since my first call).
There is a lot of photoshop with this girl, she is much less tall and thin than the pictures. bad BBJ and very bad chemistry with the girl. I left after 15 minutes.
Finally I visited Nuevo Estilo last saturday and there was two stunners!! 2 tall thin blonde hair girls. 120P half-hour + 20P for the hotel (next door to the club). The lady was a bit cold so I decided to postpone my buying decision hoping that I would find XP on one of the local boards.
Cheers all
FRANS
Frans, thanks for the reviews. I noticed that some say they speak basic English. Is it basic enough to arrange an appointment or should elicit the help of a Spanish speaker to set up the appointment?
Only Heidi speaks english, for the other ones you would have to have someone (hotel staff,..) to set up the apointment and give you the exact adress of the lady.
FRANS
I just found out that the fee that Cafe Orleans charges for the chicas working in the cafe is going up now to 40 pesos a day, and soon to go up to 50 pesos a day.
I only mention this as they will probably ask every guy to pay that amount on top of whatever they normally charge. FYI.
Moondog
I guess everyone down there is only into eating,drinking, and pooning? Not that i am opposed to that, but this is predominately a american broad and to not find any GOLFERS seems a bit strange. I understand polo is the game down there. But i have this strange feeling that all you guys are so bagged out by the end of every evening that you are just replenishing yourselves for the next night. Okay, fuck golf. Didn't like the game anyways.
I found this and now i'm packing the clubs , this place keeps getting better. Unbelievable,i'm never going to leave B.A.by the sounds of it.
Description:
The best golf courses to play in the BA area would be the Jockey Club in San Isidro (combine a visit to the San Isidro town), the Buenos Aires Golf, the Olivos Golf Club further north and either Pilar Golf Club or Martindale C.C. in the Pilar area (35 miles north). These are the 5 top golf courses in the country. Even though they are private, they are open to public one day in the week. Usually Wednesdays or Thursdays. Don't expect to play there on weekends if you're not invited by a member. Fees are amazingly low and may vary from USD 8-15.
Equipment:
It may be difficult to find rental equipment at golf courses. Bring your own.
Website:
[url]www.aag.org.ar[/url]
Frisbeeace's Buenos Aires Page
Actually RC,
I really like playing golf and play practically every day in the spring and summer back home, but I rarely keep score in order to remain Happy,
(which pisses off some of my buddies whose lives seem to depend on keeping score in some kinda way...)
That said, mornings ARE particularly challenging in BsAs!
<It WAS the correct forum! Sorry guys. I was confused by all this golf talk>
I had arranged an appointment with Libia through Roxana and was really looking forward to it when I got back from work today.
However she cancelled but was considerate enough to call Roxana and she was extremely good at getting me a date with Ariadna who just left.
Thanks Roxana!
Ariadna is indeed the girl from the pics (you have to add some 10 pounds to the pics, almost nothing) and she is outgoing, talkative, funny and a good experience overall.
P$150 for 1 hr + $20 for the remis (which waited outside the whole time).
This was @ the Hilton in Puerto Madero. By the way, they told me I could only exchange up to US$100 per day here. I don't know if this applies elsewhere.
Ariadna appeared at my door very well dressed and she is very well mannered too (i.e.: no yells, no acrobatics, no ransaking the mini-bar, very understanding of my situation, having next door guests who are co-workers, etc.)
No BBBJ. Only CBJ although it started with a feat I had never seen before. She actually put the rubber in her mouth and then proceeded to cover err 'Butch' with only her mouth!
No greek was asked for. GFE to some degree (I guess she felt I deserved some kisses for the little gift I brought her).
I would repeat although it wouldn't be my first choice given the amount of babes in Bs. As.
She also said she performed duo with another girl from Platynum I can't recall her name (it started with 'D'). In any event she was going to call Roxana to let her know.
Tomorrow I am planning on hitting Madahos. I'll let you know.
Cheers!
B.
I like your style, I used to be competitive and grind the strokes outa opponents. But I still like a game , I used to be about a 14 handicap before surgery but I am about a 18 now. I love playing skins for a couple bucks. Not for the $$$ but to throw on the 19th hole drink table and have bragging rights. Hehehe.
[quote]I really like playing golf and play practically every day in the spring and summer back home, but I rarely keep score in order to remain Happy,
(which pisses off some of my buddies whose lives seem to depend on keeping score in some kinda way...)
That said, mornings ARE particularly challenging in BsAs![/QUOTE]
I just got back from Bs As and and thoroughly enjoyed it. My only other hobbying experiences were one night in Lima with a member from this board and two nights in Sao Paolo so not much to speak of. I don't think I have much new info to add so I will just post my impressions/opinions with a few facts.
By the way, I would like to thank L Duke for showing me around the spots and keeping me informed on pricing, etc. He was a cool guy to hang out with at dinner and at clubs.
The City
I spent the days exploring the city on foot, by subway and cab and it was quite enjoyable. I never felt like I was in danger and never ran into a cabbie who tried to rip me off. It was amazing how many beatiful women there were everywhere and I don't think I had one bad meal. I would definitely come back with friends/girlfriend even if the hobbying scene completely disapeared.
The Clubs
My trip was as much for sightseeing so I only did five chicas in six nights/seven days. Now I would probably get killed for saying this but I didn't find the working girls nowhere as attractive as the regular girls I saw except maybe Madahos. But I am also different from many on this board in that I have no desire for kissing, GFE, etc. I only require attractiveness, covered sex and BBBJ so chicas can't make up for lack of physical beauty with other services with me.
The Triangle
L Duke and I went to the triangle once and I had no desire to head back there rest of the trip. There was nothing wrong with any of the three clubs per say (except for the tout for Cattos who gave us "free" beers and basically bearhugged me to get money when he saw us leaving from Hook) but I just didn't find the looks of the chicas very appealing. Even in my drunken state and suspect lighting, they looked average at best. I must say though that the one girl I pulled from Hook was no looker but certainly a trooper when it came to service. I paid AR$200 plus AR$22 for her drink, I don't remember what my beers cost. L Duke did mention that it was much better last year when he pulled six out of Hook.
Rio Cabana
I thought the place was basically no different than the triangle clubs except customers were mostly Korean and with better lighting/less smoke. The chicas were of same quality and the cab ride was about the same from Recoleta so nothing really special about the place. I didn't bother asking for price since none interested me.
Recoleta Clubs
I didn't bother with Black, no interest in paying US$200 for merchandise of similar quality that can be found at Madahos. Madahos most certainly had the best quality and priced accordingly. Couldn't get one to go lower than AR$300 even at 5 AM but then I only speak very basic Castellano. There is also the AR$30 entrance with one drink and AR$50 drink for the chica. So quite costly. The bartender tried to charge me AR$30 for my second beer so I simply gave the beer back to her. We went to Sodoma for the hell of it and it was horrendous. AR$30 entry with two drinks but I didn't even finish the first before leaving. No chica seemed to be under the age of 35 and most looked downright scary, especially the one I found in the men's restroom. Needless to say, I didn't bother asking for prices. I did like Affaire though, AR$30 entry with three drinks and AR$30 for chica drink with chicas going for AR$200. Once you fight off the first couple that try to make you buy them drinks, you can drink and choose in peace. I also liked the fact that they let me look first before paying on Saturday night. I went in, looked and left when I didn't see what I wanted. Maybe every club allows this, I don't know but I liked it.
Internet Appts
I had three arranged with the help of Roxanna and two turned out to be the best of my trip. First was Yazmin from AreaVIP but different chica showed up. It was ok because she was a cute little thing that looked better than the pictures and told me right away that she was not Yazmin. Her name was Ayi and a spinner at about 155cm tall. It was for one hour but she stayed over 1.5 hrs and we went at it twice. It was a good time overall. I paid her AR$220 including cab fare, she was more than happy. Second was Galea from Gemidos. I got her because L Duke recommended her and she looks better than the pictures. I somehow overlooked the fact that L Duke told me she doesn't do BBBJ so when she refused I sent her packing with AR$20 for cab. But if CBJ is fine, she is recommended. Last was Marisa from AreaVIP. She looks little better than her pictures with a pretty face and has fake tits now as well (not too big, just right). Stayed more than the hour and did it twice. Gave her AR$300 instead of the AR$270 she asked for, I didn't have change and she certainly earned the small tip. Both Ayi and Marisa provided excellent GFE so if that is what you are looking for, I highly recommend them.
Other options
I didn't try any apts so I have no idea what they are like. Went to Cafe Orleans and Exedra once each to see and based on the quality had no desire to return to either place.
I can't really rate Bs As because I lack experience in other places but I was somewhat disappointed with the overall looks. Maybe it was because I expected too much based on Argentinian girls I knew from school and the girls I saw around town or because I didn't come down for girls from Paraguay and Brazil. But I would be more than happy in Bs As if I can keep getting hot Argentinians like this trip from the internet and pull couple hotties from Madahos. At the end of the day, I would go back for sure.
This seems strange but Im not supprised.
I just got an e-mail this morning from one of my all time Favorites, Fabiana, asking for money. That in it self is not strange, but what she said was rather startling. She said she needed money because the Police were giving her problems and she could not work at Cafe Orleans.
fabiana was a fixture at Cafe Orleans and has many friends in their. I met her in their and have been doing her for over two & half years.
Im wondering if she owe's the Cafe money for past dates and has just not paid them.
Strange
Exon
Well, Anna (through Roxana) cancelled at the very last minute (always glad they actually call you) and it was too late to reach Roxana to schedule anyone else (I'm so angry at myself for not sticking with Libia!).
Immediately began calling Platynum girls and stumbled upon Faby.
Even though I speak perfect spanish, the constant number calling and filtering is very annoying so I recommend Roxana everytime unless you do have a regular or are planning on hitting the clubs, streets, etc.
She quoted me at P$150 per hr + taxi fare to come to me at the Hilton.
I should learn to be suspicious of cheap fees.
I wouldn't say she is NOT the girl from the pictures, but that girl has a near perfect body and very nice features.
The girl that came was not fat but had a protruding belly, smelled like smoke and had a terrible teeth issue.
No GFE (thank god!), CBJ only.
I was in & out in about 30 minutes. She was good at it, but I usually select girls on looks and not on service quality.
I would like to go to Madahos as I originally intended but I'm afraid it will have to be another time.
Be safe!
B.
Thanks for sharing your info. However, Seems that you may have overpaid quite a bit or else prices have risen since November. I have never paid more than P120 for Hook (usually P100), P150 Cattos (sometimes P120)or Affaire and this usually gets me 1.5hrs or in most cases more. In fact my normal rate last year for Hook was P100. I have not paid for a girl from Madahos in over a yr ago when the "old rate" was P150-200. Most platinum girls are P150 as well. Not sure why your prices were so high. BTW before you judge that perhaps I have taken less than desirables - in BA there is NO correlation of price versus quality or beauty.
This leads me to the following point:
All newbies to BA: Please do not drive prices up. Negotiate just a little, or better yet, flatter and charm them and they will be more apt to give you a regualr rate and not the "gringo" rate. This coming from a guy who has never studied a word of spanish. I learn it as I go and use it when I can!
I by no means can calim to be in the "Dickhead" category for pricing, but as an average middle class american guy, I travel to BA to pay "fair market" value
by Argentine standards. Furthermore, I have never had a girl go away unhappy with what she earned from me. Never.
To put it in perspective: P300 for a hooker is about what a teacher makes in a MONTH in BA.
I think the big problem Toronto experianced was trying to Monger on a Saturday night. Saturdays and Sundays are the worst nights. The chicka gringo ratio is way to high, Monday through Fridays there are much more chicks available. Considering two major economic factors 1. Basic supply and demand (more chickas better bargains) and 2. No marginal cost in pussy (thanks Dickhead) you can expect better prices on nights with more girls.
Personally I have always found the stratagy of asking them if they want to talk to 5 more guys and maybe strike a deal or leave right now with me for the price I offer to be a very good closing tool. It helps greatly to be polite and have good hygene but if you have found your choice and you can convey a compelling reason to sell, it should work in more than half of the time.
Oh yes I also tell them my dick is so small they won't even know they are fucking. That seems to help. I absolutly agree with One Tree though, there is absolutly no corelation between price and service. However He is off onbasic wages in BsAs. Minimum is now somewhere around 600 I think and a decent job pays 800. Hotel maids make more than 300 a month but not much. To put 300 pesos into perspective on the local economy, my friend there is a legal secretary and she makes around 900 a month for a 40 hour plus week.
I just found your site this morning. Was traveling 8 months ago in Bs.As. and met a really nice chica while having a Sushi dinner at Ichi Sou.(Venezula 2145). She and I started talking and one thing lead to another and she joined me for dinner. She wasn't a pro, more of a part-timer needing a little extra cash from time to time. She had been married to an real asshole I guess because it only lasted 3 years (no ninas,thank God). We went out 3 times before SHE made the first move! It was great and she was my steady thing for next 13 days and nights.
After sad good-bys at EZE and returning home we kept in contact via email/telefone. I live on my sailboat and she was really excited to come visit. It was impossbile for her to get a visa for the US, so we hooked up in Mexico. We spend the last five months onboard and sailing the Western Caribe.She loved every minute of it and here is the best part. She never asked me for a Dime! I did buy her buy here airfare! So gentlemen, always treat them like a Lady you maybe surprized! I am returning to Bs.As. in a couple of weeks and will be shopping for another fine Argentine Chica!!!
JIM
I paid the same amount as L Duke at every club and he spent 10 days last year in Bs As going out with a lot of the regulars posters so I assumed he knew what the going rates were. As for internet girls, I told Roxanna 150-200 but she couldn't get Marisa at that price so I really had no part in negotiations. I completely agree that price has no correlation with quality. I am 33, in shape and no issues with hygene/rudeness so those weren't reasons either. And yes, I may have overpaid at Hook but I would really like to see someone not living there get a girl out of Madahos for 200 (I am not independently wealthy so I had no desire to pay any more than I had to). Because if that is truely the going rate, I really need to take some classes on negotiations.
[i]Beleriand wrote:[/i] [quote]Even though I speak perfect spanish, the constant number calling and filtering is very annoying so I recommend Roxana everytime unless you do have a regular or are planning on hitting the clubs, streets, etc.[/quote]
Well put! In fact that is the [b]primary[/b] reason I use Roxana's services every time I come to town. No, I do not speak perfect Spanish, but I can quite comfortably ask a chica to come and give her directions on my own. However, given that every time I'm in town I only have a short window of opportunity, I leave the scheduling up to Roxana and save a lot of time.
Knuckhead (yes, yes...reports are coming!)
Plus the drink, and 10 pesos for a taxi. Trophy was taken in late October of 04 at about 3am. Minimal negotiations. Service included 2 shots on goal second was russian, BBBJ, and final frontier. Session lasted about 2.5 hours. Romina formally of Cattos, not the girl in the pic, once told Dickhead I eat pussy exceptionaly well so perhaps this one sensed that, I don't know. I'm showing this rear view picture because I didn't ask for permission to post them but the front was better than the back appears.
Daddy,
Could this be the same one? I think her name was Luna and YES, she was very accomodating.
Glad the board is back because I felt lonely when I was in BA late January.
MM
Someone asked me about english speaking girls (not fluent but well enough to understand and be understood).
In addition to Heidi of AreaVip (which I really recommend), there are at least two other girls that I know (I talked to them over the phone though I did not do them as they do not get good reviews on the 2 local boards).
Martina, 300Pesos, cbj
[url]http://www.areavip.com.ar/chicas/martina/pagina/espanol.htm[/url]
Ingrid
[url]http://www.areavip.com.ar/chicas/ingrid/pagina/espanol.htm[/url]
this one told me that the price is 300US$ for gringos and 300Pesos for locals!
Mickey!
OMG! Are those fakies or real?
Frans:
Also a few more English speaking girls: [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18050][red]Cari [/red][/url](Platynum-Great English), Libia (Argentina Private-Excellent English), Anna (Platynum-good English), [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18817][red]Alexa[/red][/url] (formerly of AreaVIP-Fair English, now bookable through Roxana), Valentina (Cattos-Good English).
Enjoy!
I think Knuckhead means Cari, not Cary. Cari, 15-5517-6365, speaks good English. But I had an appointment with her and she never showed. Never even called.
Bob
Not the same girl, mine has no kids and I think Michelangelo did her breasts because they were perfect, little bitty pink nipples, perfectly centered. Also she had an ass like a 14 year old boy, as one of my friends has described my preferance when it comes to asses. (legal disclaimer: I'm not into 14 year old boys I just like chicks with small firm asses)
Here is another one, from that October trip, again I had no permission to post so it's anon. 250 pesos, no greek, but excellent BBBJ two shots on goal very intelligent, I think she was sort of embaressed about her work because whenever she did mish she closed her eyes. Or maybe she thought I was ugly as hell, I don't know but she was hot. Bagged at Newport, no drink penelty there, I gave her an extra 10 pesos for the taxi. Very sweet would do her again.
Day two: My old Favorites!
Friends, after some delay Knuckhead decided to continue chronicling the events of the second day of his completely unplanned and unanticipated fourth trip to your land of plenty. It is to be said that that in the meantime he has amassed an inexcusable debt to the forum in terms of reports. He has been to Moscow and back, and yet another time to Buenos Aires. However, the protracted problems with the forum had provided a comfortable and easy excuse not to post. The excuses are no more, and so we continue from [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344032&postcount=2137][red]where we left off[/red][/url] several weeks ago.
This was a Sunday, and as mentioned repeatedly before, the key to successful mongering on Sundays is previous planning. There were three appointments scheduled for today, and as it turns out, all were repeats for Knuckhead.
You may recall, in a manner quite atypical for this town, Knuckhead had gone to bed with wood a few hours earlier without his customary fourth (!!) session of the day. Not surprisingly, the situation was not different when he woke up to the tune of the alarm from his mobile phone at 10:15 am. He actually made it down in time for the (included) breakfast buffet in the hotel’s restaurant! Back in his room, he showered, shaved, and sat on the bed expecting the tried and true [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11762][red]Maria[/red][/url]. Indeed, given the “express” nature of Knuckhead’s trips, going without a shag in this town for a grand total of 15 hours was both unprecedented and rather embarrassing for him. He felt as though he had violated one of the commandments of mongering: “thou shall not go to bed with wood whilst on leave from Sex Prison”. He started to repent, and decided to confess his sins to Maria. He had no doubt Maria would find a way to “right this wrong”.
Right on time at 11 o’clock, Maria knocked on my door and greeted me with a DFK. I had seen her once during every trip to B.A. except for my very first one, and by now we felt very comfortable with one another. More DFK and a small amount of chitchat followed, but being with her in such a microscopic room, with a raging wood and not having had sex for 15 hours….well, you get the idea. Let’s say that the focus turned to the “problem at hand” and soon, the problem was no more! I have written a lot about sex with her in the past, and this time was no exception: very passionate, lots of DFK, excellent BBBJ with great eye contact, and finish in the cowgirl position. In short order, my mind began to clear, and I started to turn civil again. I asked her to join me for a cup of coffee and a few medialunes at one of the cafés nearby. After that I slipped her the $150AR with a $50AR for the cab (she lives way out there in the suburbs). I put her in a cab and returned to Art Hotel.
I showered, and contacted Dickhead who I had been meaning to meet for a long time. We decided to meet at a local steakhouse, Pipo’s. Given that there was only a short distance between my hotel and the restaurant, I walked and was there on time. Dickhead had arrived earlier and was waiting for me. We had a good steak lunch and discussed many subjects besides mongering. He is intelligent, articulate, well rounded, and a true gentelmonger. The handle “Dickhead” is truly self-deprecating, IMHO. I consider myself fortunate having met him, and I do miss his presence on this board. We said our goodbyes, and I was back on Santa Fe by about 3:30pm. During this short walk, in anticipation of a rigorous schedule for the rest of the day I consumed the remaining half of the Cialis tablet from yesterday (half tablet=10 mg).
Arriving at the hotel I discovered there was a problem. My key was not at the reception, as the room was being cleaned. Under normal circumstances that would not be a problem; however, [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19012&stc=1][red]Anna the Russian[/red][/url][s] (Area-VIP photo- "Sonia" on that site)[/s] was to arrive in a few minutes, and we couldn’t quite celebrate our re-acquaintance in the lobby! I sat in a chair pondering the possibilities, and after a few minutes I gazed at the reception desk, recognizing her by long blonde hair as she was registering at the desk. I walked up front saying [i]??????[/i] (hello!), calling her by the real name. Rather amazed, she turned around and all of the sudden brightened with a smile. She had no idea who the client was, and seemed to be rather pleased by my choice to repeat.
We sat in the lobby for a good 30 minutes, and made small talk. She speaks English very well, and dresses very conservatively, so there was nothing about us that stood out. Finally the key was brought back and we made a run for my room, being very careful to hide (as best as we could) my Cialis induced “wood”. No more waiting! As soon as we hit the room she went to the bathroom to freshen up and I slipped under the sheets. She came out in a nice lingerie and then the games began. Passionate DFK’s, long, slow kisses along the sides of her body, BBBJ for me, and DATY for her all seemed to be in a continuum and flowed easily from one to the next, and at the end, we were both “happy”! This was my third meeting with Anna, and it brough to light one advantage of doing repeats: if you find a compatible chica (or dyevushka as the case may be), the sex tends to get better after the first few sessions. In fact, it was so much of a “girlfriend experience” that at the end when she dressed and was about to leave, she had to hesitate at the door again. “You forgot something, [b]again[/b]!”, she said. Puzzled, I looked at her for a minute before realizing that after all, she [b]wasn’t[/b] my girlfriend. Indeed, I owed her $150 pesos plus cab fare, and that I had forgotten to give her the money just like I had done my last trip.
After Anna left, I showered and went down to the lobby to check my email. I then briefly left the hotel the get some cash from the corner ATM, bought a few bottles of soft drinks and returned to my room for a small snooze, recharging my batteries for [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5443][red]Irina[/red][/url]. You may recall from my previous trip reports that although I loved being with this chica, both times I had seen her I was unable to “finish” with her. This was bothering my psyche tremendously, and I had come up with multiple theories why this could be. I had even talked myself into believing there is such a thing as the [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=316089&postcount=890 ][red]“curse of the Irina”[/red][/url]. I was determined to finish the job this time.
Right on time at 6:30 pm Irina knocked on my door and entered the room enthusiastically. She was visibly happy to be there, as evidenced by her wide grin and flushing of the skin. We spent about 10 minutes talking about different things, including a mutual friend [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/search.php?do=finduser&userid=30506][red]Luv Ass[/red][/url], to whom I had introduced Irina a few months ago. After a few minutes of this, she planted a very warm DFK on me, and briefly retired to the bathroom. In a few minutes, she reappeared with a very tasty set of underwear, and jumped on me cowgirls style. After a few minutes of DFK and caressing, I reached for the [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11427][red]Pocket Rocket[/red][/url] and put it to use. I must admit that I am no Dickhead when it comes to the art of mesmerizing chicas with this little wonder, and soon I found the gadget to be more distracting than useful, so I put it aside. She proceeded with some good BBBJ, showing me that she was indeed making progress at this subject matter. I then took a look at her nicely trimmed female anatomy and remembered an old saying: “If it tastes good, eat it”! With that, my friends, in short order she was lifting her hip off the bed in a forceful and sustained orgasm. She wasted no time after her orgasm in mounting me cowgirl style, bringing herself to yet another orgasm in the process. We then rapidly changed between a succession of different positions, before reaffirming my long held view that with spinners of her size the best position is indeed the classic cowgirl. A few minutes more of seeing her little body go up and down on mine while her very tight instrument was hugging mine were enough to induce a volcanic eruption on my part. Home at last! Mission accomplished! The “curse of the Irina” was finally broken! Never mind that it took me three trips to Argentina to achieve this!
We showered, and despite having wood again I decided to leave on a high note. She asked about what I was doing and whether we could go out together for a short while. As I had a previous engagement with Saint, I promised to call her the next day. I kissed her goodbye, and she left shortly thereafter.
I took a cab to one of Saint’s apartment near Junin and Puyeredon, greeted the doorman and went up to his door. It was a very tastefully decorated apartment with a large living room and a good-sized loft, which saint was about to lease to a non-posting monger friend who was present at the scene. In a few minutes, [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/search.php?searchid=343135][red]“HobbyInHouston”[/red][/url] joined us. Together, the four of us took a cab to the well-reviewed 1800 parilla in San Telmo, where a few months earlier “Sterling V” and I had had an outstanding lunch while pondering the philosophy of life and mongering. The discussion this time was more down to earth and practical, but just as interesting and enjoyable. I really like dining in groups of 3 to 6 people, as they seem to be the perfect size for sharing thoughts as well as the food! After a “parillada completa” which no doubt reduced my life expectancy by at least a few months, as well as a few bottles of excellent Malbec which in my wishful thinking should have reversed the above effect (!!), we decided to retire to our quarters sans team mongering. But the night had other plans for Knuckhead…
By this point it was 11:45pm, and “the need” was arising, both figuratively AND literally speaking. I reviewed the options, and in a moment of doubt (for which I have been thankful since) decided to call Bany from the night before. Yes, I forgave her for not showing up earlier this morning, as that was 18 hours and three chicas earlier, virtually an eternity for the trips of such short scale as mine. Besides, the thought of those [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16139][red]soft natural breasts[/red][/url] was driving me crazy. As soon as I called, she screamed and told me she has been trying to extract my number from sister Roxana, who has naturally and thankfully not been giving it out. Once again, fellows, this goes to show the professional manner in which Roxana handles her business. Knowing that my day was filled with “appointments” of all sorts, she did not want this chica to interrupt my mongering schedule. At any rate, Bany was invited to come over and enthusiastically accepted.
I took yet another shower and fell asleep, waking up in about 40 minutes to the knock on my door. Bany entered the room, planted a kiss on my lips, and apologized for not coming this morning, throwing in a lame excuse. What ensued from that point on was an entire night of pure sexual bliss…
Acting as though she had known me all her life, she excused herself to the bathroom and returned with just her panties on, giving me a full view of her wonderful rack. I sat on the bed, put my palm of the hand on her back, gently massaging her. This had a calming effect, and the fast paced scenario of the day before immediately turned into a slow, passionate one. Lots of kisses followed, as did a very slow, deliberate BBBJ. The preservativo went on, and a gentle, slow lovemaking session in the missionary position followed. After about 15 minutes of this and sensing that there is no leche left in Knuckhead, the two melons were called into action Russian style, and the task was easily accomplished. I felt relieved and satisfied. Having had my requisite fourth session of the day, I prepared to go to sleep as she excused herself to the bathroom.
Seconds later, she emerged from the bathroom, not with her street clothes, but nicely changed into lingerie. What is that? I thought we were done?! At this point she announced she is spending the night. I pondered the thought for a few seconds, and fully intending to get a full night of rest did not see any difference one way or the other. Sure, I said, you can stay. I turned down the light, she curled into my arms, and I thought we went to sleep.
I fell into a deep stupor in a matter of minutes. It wasn’t long before in my dream I was getting an outstanding blowjob. Somehow I was mistakenly assuming I was still in Sex Prison, and therefore it could only be a dream, so I tried really hard not to wake up and continue enjoying it!! However, in a sweet state between the pleasant dream and the moment of awakening, I recalled I was no longer in Sex Prison, and the blowjob was feeling amazingly true to life, so I opened my eyes. Indeed it was no dream, rather Bany working quite hard on my instrument. As soon as we locked eyes, a preservativo went on and she hopped on cowgirl style. Before I could gather myself and wake up, I heared a sigh on her part followed by serious contractions; seconds later I too “erupted”, even though in volcanic terms there was no longer any magma left to flow!
Still not having fully digested what had hit me, not even having completely woken up, I limped to the bathroom, cleaned up, and went back to bed. Again, she snuggled into my arms and I thought we fell asleep.
I had lost track of time, but perhaps about an hour later I woke up again and found myself on top of Bany in the missionary position. I panicked for a second as I had absolutely no recollection of how I had gotten myself into this position, let alone having “covered up”. Bany laughed and told me not to worry, as she had already taken care of it. I just realized at this point that things are going very smoothly. In fact, too smoothly! I turned on the light, and… OMG!… OMG! Houston, we have an “Exon”! Repeat, an “Exon”!
Normally, Knuckhead would elaborate a little more on such an incident, but after finishing this post I invite you to read [url= http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344751&postcount=1][red]here[/red][/url] to see why he didn’t this time. Back to that faithful night, being a trooper Bany had to finish the job. Her Russian assets came in very handy, and after some commotion resulting from the “Exon” situation, she returned her attention to my Junior and made him quite “happy”.
It is hard to say when this “day” ended and the next one started. I know that at this point we slept for about at least two hours, and as such I’ll use this as a natural breaking point to end this post. “Tomorrow!!” had an interesting encounter in store for the two of us.
Knuckhead
The Adventure begins today
The Last Day, and a Strange Reacquaintance!
You may recall from [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344752&postcount=34][red] my earlier post[/red][/url] that after a night of continuous sex interrupted by brief episodes of sleep, Bany and I were now finally getting a few uninterrupted hours of sleep courtesy of the “Exon” situation a few hours earlier. Once more I felt I was being awakened with a set of breasts draped around my junior, who instead of being courteous and thankful returned the favor by thoughtlessly splattering a pearl necklace on them. Good “morning”, or good “noon”, that is! What a way to start my last day!
We showered, and knowing it was my last day, I decided to get one last good steak meal. While we were exiting the hotel I gave Bany $200AR for the night, and she seemed happy. We took a cab to Puerto Madero, and the well-reviewed [url= http://www.laslilas.com/restaurantes/index.php ][red]Cabaña Las Lilas[/red][/url] caught my attention. Once inside this appropriately decorated restaurant, we sat at a nice outdoor table. We ordered an Ensalta mixta, a Medallón de Lomo, and a pasta dish, as well as a nice bottle of Malbec to go with them.
After a full night of sex and not much talking, the talking had to catch up. I explained to her that my trip is coming to a close in a few hours, and that I’m not about to head back to sex prison without another session. Implicit in that was a referral to her “Exon” situation. She had to make a decision! Either leave me, or accompany me to my next adventure! I asked if she has ever been with another girl before, to which she emphatically responded “No”. However, she mentioned there was only one girl she has ever been curious about. She said her name is Salomé, she is tall and has long black hair, and works in a privado…. [b]Wait a minute[/b], I said! Which one? Yes, sure enough she was the same Salomé of Güemes 3221, the same one I had seen on my very first trip and the same one who had shown up as “Camila” a few months later on my second trip without me recognizing her at first. What a small world! This girl, some may recall, was a perennial favorite of our now departed comrade Dickhead, aka “el toro rojo”. She goes by the name of “Salomé” in the privado, by “[url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19013&stc=1][red]Ailen[/red][/url]” on Platynum [s](Platynum Photo)[/s] and by “Camila” elsewhere. At any rate, Bany was quite surprised that I already “knew”:D this girl. Interestingly, through Salomé Bany had heard about “el toro rojo” too. It turned out that Bany had worked in that privado for a short period of time.
During the time we were discussing our mutual friend, the wait staff brought tons of accompaniments and different breads, and by the time we had finished the main meal there was no longer any room left for desert. The bill came up to about 120 Pesos. I paid and we left at approximately 3pm. Destination: where else but Güemes 3221 2ºA?!
Once more I had arrived there before a telephone call first, but I couldn’t care less. I had Bany talk to the “voice” over the intercom. Again, after what seemed like an eternity the fat Araceli descended the stairs and opened the door for us. For those interested, she is now a fake redhead. She was quite puzzled to see me there with a girl, but eventually let us in. We sat at the living room, and I noticed there has been some remodeling at the apartment. Salomé entered the living room having just stepped out of the shower, and was pleasantly surprised to see the both of us.
We went inside the room, and at this point I committed one of the cardinal mistakes of mongering: not handing the girl the correct change. The price I had gotten at that privado a year earlier was $120AR. I thus handed her two $100AR expecting the change back. The last time I had visited, without any problems $80AR had been returned at the end of the session, so I had no reason to expect otherwise.
After a little chitchat, we started a nice threesome session, with Bany starting a BBBJ and Salomé massaging me. The girls then changed positions, and Salomé stated one of her signature BBBJ’s. It was wonderful being expertly blown as the other girl was massaging my chest and playing with the two soldiers. Minutes later, Salomé took it upon herself to cover me up, and start cowgirl. Those who “know” this girl may recall that she is particularly good at this position too. At least Dickhead used to agree. All the while, Bany was massaging my two soldiers and caressing my back. I had forgotten how sexy Salomé was, and after a change to the missionary position and some hip grinding, I could no longer control myself and finished. We lay in the bed talking for a few minutes, and then I took a shower and dressed up.
And my change? Well, the fat Araceli felt free to keep the change, as there were” two of us”. Technically it was true. I didn’t know whether I was supposed to get a discount as I had brought in my own “help”, or pay double. I didn’t feel like arguing with the fat Araceli after such a nice session, so I let it go. I don’t like her :(, though.
We walked to the Alto Palermo shopping center nearby, and I did some obligatory shopping for the trip home. I also bought her a rather inexpensive gift, which she nonetheless appreciated. By that point it was 6:15 pm and my flight was leaving in about four hours. We decided to go back to my hotel.
Once in the hotel, I took another look at Bany’s wonderful rack. Yes, friends, I couldn’t resist. I simply grabbed the bottle of the KY “warming Jelly” (wonderful stuff, BTW), poured a generous portion on her breasts, and had one more Russian session “for the road”! Once she excused herself to the shower, I began to pack. She returned and started to help me, while I took my last shower. In a matter of minutes the “scene” was cleared of all the evidence. Oh, the debauchery that room had seen in the last three days and two nights!
We kissed passionately, and left for the lobby. The last pleasant surprise was that even though the hotel was supposed to charge me a full day’s rate for staying up to 8pm, they forgot to do this. My total bill was $130U.S. and some change for telephone calls, for my entire stay. The remis was at the door by 8:20 as scheduled, and I kissed Bany goodbye on the street before getting into the car.
The ride to the airport was uneventful. Quite atypical for me, I really didn’t feel like talking, so I closed my eyes and fell asleep. Half an hour and 40 Pesos later, he woke me up standing at the international terminal of Ezeiza. I really liked this ride; for me the ride back to the airport has always been painful, and this time I had simply slept through it.
I checked in, receiving my most favorite seat on the plane and proceeded through customs and immigration. This being a freebie first class award ticket, I was anticipating a good night’s rest on the plane. As always, by this point in the trip I was severely sleep deprived and ready to pass out minutes after putting my head down. This time was no exception. As soon as the boarding started I sat on my seat, and closed my eyes. About an hour later the flight attendant brought me some food, and I slept again skipping the breakfast as well at the end of the flight. Again, just minutes before the touchdown the same flight attendant was shaking me on the shoulder and asking me, I assume for the fourth or fifth time (!!), to straighten my seat as we were going to land in less than a few minutes. Indeed in a mere 2 or three minutes we were back in the Sex Prison :(. All that was left at that point was the sweet memory of this trip and the hope of going back soon.
Sexplorere
Great stories, love the two girl action and the dream. Nice to have met you a few months back.
Enjoy the life,
Moondog
[QUOTE=Quackup]Frans,
I will be going to BA in late August. You had mentioned Ingrid in an earlier post. Do you know how her service is? Is bbbj included? Thanks in advance.
Knuckhead,
Great post, I can't wait to live out my own adventure in Buenos Aires.[/QUOTE]Quackup :
I talked to her by phone, she told me BBJ but I did not visited her :
1. she does not seem very pro on the phone,
2. she does not get any good reviews on the local boards
3. she has a dual price structure : one for locals and one for gringos
FRANS
Hey a girl in argentina just told me that argentinas external debit was just pay off , so I imagine the argentian pesos will rise back up to what is was 1 peso for 1 US dolare.
Any body care to elaborate on that.
This is a crosspost of a report I postet in the Mexico City section, because it involves a girl coming from there, and general observations comparing both places.
It might remind us of the importance not to spoil prices or behaviour - BA is sort of paradise!
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I was in town (México, D.F.) 2 days, and wanted to spice up my evenings not with chilies but with chicas, and did so by calling some girls from [url]www.divas.com.mx[/url] . I selected them according to looks and their self ? description, which will be quoted to compare advertising and reality. All prices quoted are US-$
Divas appears to be a website with ads of independent escorts, the (cell-) phone no?s are those of the girls themselves.
Day 1:
Guliana. In her ad she describes herself:
Quote
Hola chicos, soy Giuliana y estoy aqui para conocer gente interesante y de alto nivel, soy muy caliente y me gusta mucho el sexo, quiero divertirme mucho contigo y pasarla super bien, me encantan los hombres y puedo ser la chica de tus sueños, quiero que realizemos nuestras fantasias juntos, y cuando estemos en la cama, se nos olvide el mundo allá afuera. El oral es totalmente a tu gusto, y me encantaria que tambien me hicieras el oral a mi, me encantan los besos y las caricias.
Unquote.
Translated :
Hi, guys, I am Guliana and I am here to meet interesting people of a high level, I am very hot and like sex very much. I want to have a good time with you and treat you very well. I like men, and I want to be the girl of your dreams, I want us to realize our fantasies together, and once we are in bed the outside world shall forget us. Oral is totally to your taste, and I really love if you would do oral to me. I love kisses and tenderness.
End translation.
Reality:
She looks good. Blonde Brazilian. Somewhere she writes that she does not show her face in her ad, but could assure that it was nice ? it is. To the rest of her promises:
No kisses.
CBJ with an industrial strength rubber ? so much about my taste.
DATY ? yes, but as soon as it started to become interesting ? nada más.
1 hour $ 250,-, and unlike the usual Mexican minute that can take anywhere from 3 minutes to half a day, a Mexican chica hour is an hour.
Day 2:
Auri. The ad:
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Hola mi nombre es Auri y me gustaria pasar un momento lindo y caliente con vos, me considero una chica abierta sexualmente tanto como una ninfomana adicta a los hombres lista para satisfacerte a vos como vos queras , manejo un delicioso e inigualable sexo oral en la modalidad que vos desees CON o SIN globito y tambien un sexo anal fabuloso y de primer nivel!!! , conmigo si podras acabar en donde mas te caliente y te guste!!!! asi que no dudes en llamarme y asi te cuento lo delicioso que la pasaras conmigo !
Unquote.
Translation:
Hi, my name is Auri, and I would like to spend a nice and hot moment with you. I consider myself a sexually open girl, just like a nymphomaniac addicted to men, ready to satisfy you as you like, I do a delicious and uncomparable oral sex the way you like it, WITH or WITHOUT condom, and fabolous first class anal!!!, with me you can come the way you like best and that heats up you most.
End Translation.
Reality:
The pics ar real. Argentinian (was no surprise after reading the ad ? vos ? and crystal clear when she answered the phone).
Kisses ? reluctant, and badly in need of toothpaste and ?brush.
BJ ? covered, despite the ad, and my explicit request of BBBJ.
During our session, her cellphone rang every 5 minutes. Very satisfying.
$ 300,- for an hour. Okay, 65 minutes.
In BA she would never get more than 200 pesos (USD 70,-).
Afterthought ? maybe it?s better the bad breath has been kept away from my dick?..
Conclusion:
I deliberately sampled the high end of the marked, because 2 days are very little time to explore, and last but not least because my main information source, this forum, is close to useless these days because of it?s technical problems. My impression was, what you get is what you see but just not worth the money, and the discrepancy between advertisement and delivery would bring the owner of any other business in most countries directly into jail. I have however to admit, that my expectations were high ? see my post in the Guadalajara section.
Some comments comparing Mexico City and Buenos Aires. Please no flame war of the sort ?If you like it down there so much, why you even bother going to Mexico?, I only compare personal experiences and information found in this board.
I had the impression, that the girls I met in Mexico where very busy. When I called Guliana, around 8:00, she told me that she would not be available until after 10 due to another appointment. And Auri told somebody in my presence (no, not while f**king me), to call her back in half an hour. Seems, they get several clients a day. In Buenos Aires, most chicas are happy to average one pop a day. This observation is further supported by the fact that there seem to be ten times as many internet escort sites in BA than MX, and the MX girls are often found on more than one site (ok, also true in BA). It looks like these girls make a LOT of money in Mexico, 5 to ten times what they could at home. And, as this is a seller?s market, they get away the way they do it.
BA on the other side is a buyer?s market, and that always makes the providers creative to get there share of business, and keeps prices within limit.
Mexico is a beautiful country, and Mexico City is a fascinating place, but I would not consider it a first rate mongering destination. There are much better ones on this planet.
One tiny bit more of info: Generic Vitamin V is not available at the pharamcy chain that sells Mexican made, generic pharmaceuticals at discount prices. When I asked the girl behind the counter for Sildenafil it earned me a broad grin, but she regretted not to be able to help me.
Be safe, and have fun
El Alemán