Ness

[b]Ness[/b] Suipacha 919 (near Paraguay) (in Centro) 4515-0225

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I have never been impressed by this place but once in awhile you run into some gems. I met Silvia here last year who has been reviewed well. Stormy and I popped in her on our way home after a night of mongering with Dickhead a couple of nights ago. Our last stop had been Cattos where the Dickster had quickly pulled one of his favoritas.

I immediately noticed a chica with shorter dark hair who seemed to stand out from the other chicas. She looked like a solid 7 to me, about 5´5”, with rack that seemed to be out of proportion to the rest of her slim body. They were literally popping out of the top that she was almost wearing. I assumed that they were enhanced. Wrong assumption.

Anyway, I waived her over and found out that her name was Nancy, that she was 25 and had been working at Ness for about a year in her spare time. The chemistry was there so we started the negotiations. She started at 200 pesos but quickly settled on 150 and off we went to my apartemento.

After some preliminaries, off come the clothes and the bra and wow!! Now I am not a breast man but these were real and spectacular. Nancy is a very passionate girl (YMMV of course). She really got into the session. The only reservation is that there was no BBBJ but that is not really an issue for me. She loves oral and came hard without a lot of effort from me. She had a couple of more during the session in cowgirl and doggie.

Overall a great session with a great gal. I would not hesitate to recommend her to my fellow mongers.

I made my first visit to Ness last night after hitting Catto's and Hook. Ness was more divey with fewer attractive women around but interestingly enough it felt like a more comfortable place to hang out.

I had a long chat with a seriously drunk Canadian female tourist trying to find a woman for her husband who I saw leave as I walked in. She, one of the girls, and I had some long and amusing conversation. I ended up taking the girl, a busty fair-skinned blonde from Paraguay, to Horizonte for a few hours for $150. Sorry, I can't remember her name, lol.

She was very enthusiastic. I wasn't totally into her physically as I'm not thrilled with the curvy latina body type but it was late and I figured why not lay back and have a little cheap fun before returning to my apartment to go to sleep. Afterwards, she kept telling me she wanted to see me again and that it would be less expensive and for longer time at my place, implying all night. She also wanted my number which I conveniently forgot. She lost serious points with me by giving me the same old story about having a mother sick with cancer and then the long dramatic pause to let that sink in. Of course, she said this immediately after checking with me to see how long I was going to be in town and whether I had a girlfriend. She stuttered a bit when she told me this. I even expected a hard luck story right about then. Sorry, señorita, you just lost your propina. Thank you for paying for half my time with the masajista later. I'm not buying the story and even if it's true, that's not what I want to talk about after a decent fuck. Like Charlie Sheen, I'm not paying them to fuck but paying them to go away afterwards.

Fuck Sheyla, part Asian but from Asunción, Paraguay. Really long dark hair, nice tits, can suck good dick, good attitude. I sucked on her hairy pussy for quite a while. Fuck Lorena with the red curly hair. Beware; she likes to bite. Do not pay 150 for these very good girls. Pay 120. Lorena does not want it in the ass. I don't know about Sheyla.

Do not fuck Lourdes. Do not fuck this set of two sisters: Agostina & Marissa; Karina & Julieta. If you have to fuck them go for Marissa and Karina cuz they have better tits. You could eat pussy with these gals but they are conniving types. Trust me. Ha ha.

Sheyla, What a wonder! See my posts and reviews from early last year before her popularity and rise to fame. There are so many and ....... it's great to see them do so well and climb that ladder. She will always have a special place ........
Lorena, the wild woman .... if you're lucky, she will give you the ride of your life ......... no limits with this one. Sorry DH.
New adventures and discoveries beginning 5/7,
An Aimless Mouse

[QUOTE=Dickhead]Fuck Sheyla, part Asian but from Asunción, Paraguay. .....Lorena does not want it in the ass. I don't know about Sheyla......
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Sheyla does. Also, likes to lick all over. Very good performance.

Bandy

Pull this chica out last night for two solid hours of sucking and fucking. Pretty face, great body, DFK, BBBJ (twice) DATY. I think she said she was from Paraguay. Viva Paraguay!

I highly recommend her.

OK yes can now confirm what Bandy says about Sheyla taking it up the ass and liking it. The first time I fucked her I was drunk and exhausted and put on a mediocre performance at best although she was still very good. This time I was not (very) drunk and was heavily viagrated so I figured why not try the back door for a change. Then I tried the front door and the side door and Beyond the Green Door. I had yellow fever real bad and although she is probably only 1/4 Asian she does have that real soft, fine pubic hair. It makes excellent dental floss. 125 pesos.

Now I have yellow fever even worse, though, and I may need some chocolate soon as well. Oh well; off to sex prison for a week or so. I'll probably get a mercy fuck or two up there but it won't be the same.

Last night started out with dinner at Kansas. Bife de chorizo (a punto) with coleslaw, two glasses of Malbec and I rounded it off with coffe and Cognac. It has been mentioned before, but that place is packed with very good looking women - employees as well as customers.

Cannot trace the thought process leading up to this, but somehow I found myself in Ness at around 1am. Very quiet it was! Maybe 6-7 girls and 4 potential customers.

Ordered a gin tonic and started to survey the scene. Before having made up my mind Sheyla was onto to me introducing herself. Well, one thing led to another and after having agreed that she could deserve further attention she got her drink and we moved upstairs. What a hot woman she is! Her tongue was down my throat before I could even take another sip of my GT. She got me so horny it was either finding a transitorio or doing her there on the sofa. The last alternative was not an option for her, so off to Tres Sargentos.

I did not regret that, she was extremely accomodating and it would be easier to list what we did not do rather than what we did do.

After two hour nonstop action time was up and we left. I stuck to her Ar$ 150 and when looking at the amount in the elevator coming down she said that the price was 200. No it's not I said. She smiled at me, kissed me and that was end of story.

I am not always keeping myself updated on the discussions on the board, so I did actually not realize that there was quite some info on this girls from prominent members. I really wanted to do the backdoor of this girl, but she said she hadn't done that for two years and was not into it. I realize after reading other reports that I have been lied to. She does take it up the backdoor and she likes it! Man that hurts!

Lesson: RTFF

Yeah but maybe your dick is too big for her. Console yourself with that. You're lucky cuz I was going to fuck her last night but somehow I got raped by Daniela from Jaz who used to work at Ness.

How does that make me lucky?

Because if I had been fucking her you wouldn't have been.

By the way do you know about other Asian (or part Asian) girls in BsAs?

Used to live in Asia and still have a soft spot for them.

I know of only two others. One is named Ángeles and works in Catto's from time to time. I believe she is Argentinean and 1/4 Asian. What flavor of Asian I don't know. The other is named Mónica and is a Peruana who works in Nuevo Estilo. A little chunky but sucks good dick. I think she is 1/4 Japanese. Ángeles is very good-looking but has fake tits (new, so I tried the before and after) which I don't like.

Hope that helps.

Went to Ness on Monday, a quite slow day (I was expecting a bit more action, but they told me that Mondays are slow) Chatted with blonde middle-aged girl who left and made it possible for Sheyla to come over. After some chatting and her continuous giggling I bought her a drink, we went outstairs, and after a while we went to Tres Sargentos (BTW: a good place; I paied AR$40 for an "especial" and everything was very clean, ample, etc.; so I'd also recommend it)

Sheyla does BBBJ without asking for, and, as Dickhead wrote, she liks it *all* over (including AR, which I am convined she does with her tongue covered - she's really skilled at hiding "forros" in his mouth and letting them go out as needed) Finished in her mouth (but again covered)

She's a good provider, but I wouldn't repeat her because of a non-convincing body, and because of continuous giggling and trying to fill in the silence with whatever comes to her mind.

Whenever I come to Buenos Aires, I always look for Sylvia from Ness. She is very pretty and the sex is hot.

Now when I was there in March I was talking with Daniela there at Ness for a while, then I saw Sylvia (whom I had fucked the prior September) After a couple more minutes talking with her, I excused myself and went to Sylvia and we quickly left Ness for my hotel and great sex.

I went to Jaz earlier on this trip (prior to going to Ness) in the and found Daniela from Ness. I have never done her but have spent quite a bit of time flirting with her. She is cute and I would probably do her at some point-just too many chicas and not enough time.

In talking with Daniela with a friend, my friend asked her if she and I had fucked and she said said no, then hinted to me that we should. She then volunteered that Sylvia was no longer at Ness. Hmmm! Luckily I had Sylvia's phone number. The next day I tried her number and she answered. Lo and behold, Sylvia still worked at Ness and would be there that night.

I was shocked! Daniela had lied to me. It was a surprise that a chica would lie!

Finally got to Ness and there was Sylvia waiting for me. That hot dark-haired Paraguaya looked even better than before. I quickly took her upstairs and began exploring her tonsils. Even better since there was no one there, I took out one of her breasts and did a thorough examination just to make sure all was well. Of course, more tonsil examinations followed with my hand between her legs making sure she hadn't been to Sweden and had a sex change operation. I also had to check out her butt just to complete my examination. She was very helpful while I was going this, cleaning out my ear and making sure I hadn't been to Sweden for a sex change.

After about 30 minutes we returned to my hotel and had a great time. She has pretty good sized NATURAL breasts, soft and sweet. BBBJ, greek available and great sex.

She is on the menu for Friday, also.

Suerte,

Stowe

Visited a few boliches tonight - Hook, Ness, Catto's, Cutty Sark, Jazz - amazed how different atmosphere is at each place. I don't visit these clubs often, so I don't know if this is standard or not. Each impression is posted under it's tread. Time of events: 12:30-3am.

Ness - 10 chichas, 2-3 customers. Nobody really attracted my attention. One of the girls mentioned (to my surprise) that they get very few foreigners there.

Bad, bad, bad yesterday night. Just 6 girls, and I don't rememmber anyone tempting. ARS 15 the drink.

Maybe I have to realize that Monday is a day for calling a favorita and not for club hopping.

Andres

This club last night probably already too trashed - in retrospect this is the point in the evening I should have run home. Anyway - was buying drinks for a girl and an older friend of hers (not really a friend I gather but co-worker) came over and started doing the occasional translation.

Because I was pretty wasted I ended up buying her a few drinks too. All in all - I think bought my girl 4 tequilas and 2 beer, and the co-worker at least 3 tequilas.

Now, time for me to leave, but a black bottle of something catches my eye - looks like an Easter Island figure (the bottle) I ask the bartender for 3 shots of this - cool.

Turns out WHATEVER that stuff was - it was damn pricy close to 300 peso for three shots - maybe I was getting screwed but I asked him three times for the price and he just nodded apologetically. Live and learn. Anybody know?

Anyway - the older co-worker started asking me for a propina (tip I gather) and I was like kiddo, your tip is me having just gotten you drunk. She took her 100 peso drink and poured it out over the bar, no accidental spill here. She said she only makes 5 peso a drink or 5% a drink - something.

Of course that pissed me off but good, and I left the establishment. My gal came running out after me - but I just told her I wasn't going to take her after recieving that kind of treatment from her bar. The bartender saw the whole thing and didn't try to make amends.

Anyway - I won't be back to this club again, (but I'm sure I won't be missed either)

Boy, Sleepy. 300 for the shots plus another 5-7 chica drinks? Your bill must have been 500-600. No wonder you appreciate Oro.

Playing the devil's advocate, the girl's see guys come in, spend 75% of a teacher's monthly salary in a sitting, all because of their charm, wit and other alluring qualities, but are left with a mere pittance.

That said, management should have jumped in her caca.

FT

Man what the hell was that, spending all those pesos on drinks? I figured you must have spend 400 pesos on drinks. Are you for real man.

If I am going to spend that amount of money I can take two sluts home with me. Let me give you a piece of advise, buy a bottle and drink at home and when you come in buy only one drink, FOR YOU ONLY. The pesos are for the whores, not for getting rip off like you did. Even in the states, you would not have paid as much.

Man that's some bar tab! If you have money to burn, feel free.

Just wanted to say that it's a common thing, "buy a drink for my friend!" Tell her her friend can go find her own gringo to buy her a drink. Two's company, three's definitely a crowd, and especially at those prices.

You want to drink, go to a bar, or for the equivalent of five bucks you can buy a nice bottle of wine you can share with her back in the apartment.

I made my nightly walk thru Ness last night with my fellow monger wingman and stopped when he found the particular chica he has been looking for this trip. After buying our drinks I sit down with them as he closed the familiar deal with her for their session. While waiting, she asked me to meet her friend Ada Liz. Since I had been very completely drained thru 2 nice lengthy sessions already yesterday, I did not feel UP to another challenge that evening. After finding out that Ada Liz spoke mostly no English, we had to resort to my limited use of spanglish! LOL.

After a few moments of talking and kissing I felt that familiar twinge starting to happen. Fearing a chance at not completing my mission that evening, I borrowed an ink pen and negotiated since we were upstairs, a Saturday afternoon session.

I am very pleased to have just finished that wonderful session. Ada Liz is about 23 or 24 yrs old, long black hair 5 foot 7 inches tall and very sexy. She has smaller than my average breasts, but more than makes up for it in her sensitivity of her breasts! Wonderful session!

I stopped going to Ness long ago. The night I stopped to visit a favorita, bought her a drink, didn't feel like one myself, gave the muzo a 50 peso bill and he came back and told me there would be no change because the barman was making me pay for a drink for myself anyway.

I raised hell and wouldn't back off and the barman finally came up with the 20 p, unlike the thugs at Rouge I might add.

Ask, ask and re-ask is my rule now. These people are not your friends, but employed by Hoover - the vacuum cleaner company.

Went to the trinagle last night around 12:30 am, a bit undecided where to go and let myself be pulled into Ness by the tout.

The place was packed. At least 30 chicas, 5 to 8 range. Maybe half as many male customers, a lot of them only after drinks (Argentine business types)

After a few minutes I was approached by a dark haired Paraguaya (forgot nthe name) maybe 5'6, a bit on the heavy side (the firm siort, not fat / flabby) A tits, cute face. I already considered sending her away (there were certainly more opptically appealing girls, fearing "house pig") but she soon got all over me - in a good way, kissing, her tongue in my ears and elsewhere, and I was in the mood for that. After about half an hour making out and finishing my beer and her chica drink, I took her.

Nothing to regret. Not GFE, just a good old fashioned fuck. Got extremely wet on DATY, then doggie and missionary, and a bbbj final. Likes it a bit rough. Repeat? -Yes, when I am in the mood for that. A$R 200. (I volunteered 150, and accepted her counteroffer)

Beer plus chica drink A$R 60,-. Ness is significantly better lighted than Catto's, where one often can hardly see that a chica's a chica. All in all, good experience.

Oh, btw. When I walked by Exedra, that also looked quite promising. Lot of talent.

El Alemán

This information from reliable friend. Two nights ago in Ness, he came in about 2:30 in the morning. After buying a chica and himself a drink he gave the waiter a 100 peso note. (a new, still crinkly bill) and the waiter shortly returned with an old ragged 100 peso note, saying that his (my friends) 100 peso note was bad, a counterfeit. My friend was well aware that his bill was good and insisted on the proper change and firmly and calmly said that they should call the police and in fact, he had a number they could call, a police official that he knew. Eventually they backed off and gave him his proper change and blamed it on the waiter who blamed it on the cashier, ect.

The crazy part of all this was that this same thing had happened almost a year ago in Ness to him, with the same result!

That the waiters and bartenders in these joints are often sleazebags should come as no suprise. The best process is to carefully note the condition of your bill before giving it to them.

Went last nite. Super dark. But I pulled out 2 girls. (not bad at all)

150 Per. Stayed with me 4 hours.

Live music playing around 1am.

Drinks are 30 Pesos for liquor and 35 pesos for the girls drinks. However. Unlike other clubs they don't get commission. So get your girl and move on to another bar.

Regards.

OMG

I was there yesterday around 12:15, and it was dead. One girl, one guest. I left immediately and went over to Catto's.

I'm looking for this girl (see the picture) she used to work at Ness during my visit to Buenos Aires in September 2006. I remember I have a splendid night with her, she's in my top 10 best sex ever had!

I don't remember her name:(

I'll back for a couple of nites to Baires soon, I don't want to go into the Ness if I'm not sure she's still working on there, so did anybody who recently visit the Ness see her?

Thanx

Hey ST. I also frequent Ness from time to time and I'm pretty sure that I also nailed this gal during my October visit last year. I believe her name is Alla and she was quite the total package in the sac (however, a bit moody on subsequent visits) I'm pretty sure this is the gal cause I remember the tatoo. On my recent trip to BA I went to ness and she was no longer there or in any of the nearby boliches. Check out my post about Veronika from my most recent visit (Toymann's Adventure) Take her out for a spin and you should be pretty happy I'm guessing. Good luck. Happy Mongering. T

Hello,

After a fews months away I'll be back in Baires at the end of the month.

I'm wonder if anyone has gone recently to Ness and notices is the girl in the picture below (see 2 post above) still work there.

I'll looking foward your answers.

Thanx!

Ness is starting to look like something out of a David Lynch movie. Alot of fatties (though some with a very good attitude) and an even more decadent atmosphere than the usual boliche. If you are looking for a stout chica and trying to develop some ideas for an off the wall screenplay about the BA hooker scene, I would recommend a look see.

After a year away of buenos aires clubbing boliches I'm back for two crazy mongering nights this weekend.

Yesterday was the first of two.

I visited 3 boliches in a row: Catto's, Hook and finally Ness.

Catto's and Hook are very ok. Good selections and some dominicans gems. Nice ambiance, not a crowed place and many girls to choice.

But my review is about Ness.

I was there one year ago and at the time I found this boliche a regular one, even a good one depending of the night but now I have to agree with recents post in this thread: Ness has become a terrible place

Fatties girls not even pretty faces, oldies, dark ambiance, two or three sad mongers past 60 years old aged. Whatever, I get out of there as quick as I could drink my 30 pesos local label beer.

Tonight I will try Palermo's boliches

[QUOTE=Doggboy]Ness is starting to look like something out of a David Lynch movie. Alot of fatties (though some with a very good attitude) and an even more decadent atmosphere than the usual boliche. If you are looking for a stout chica and trying to develop some ideas for an off the wall screenplay about the BA hooker scene, I would recommend a look see.[/QUOTE]Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

Exon[/QUOTE]Ex,

Sounds just sick enough to be fun. I don't mind fucking fatties as long as they're shaved, but that combination of fat rolls and fur puts me off my feed.

[QUOTE=Exon123]Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

Exon[/QUOTE]Sounds better than your "Park Parties", but I think I'm glad I'm in sex prison!

[QUOTE=Exon123]Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

Exon[/QUOTE]Count with me. I'll invite two - Paula and Angeles, two girls that crossed over from Pippers. (by the way, both are great for threesomes if you don't mind the extra weight! Angeles also speaks quite good English)

Of course I would play to loose so as not to have to fuck my old friend "La Gallega"

I ended up with a friend of Erica upstairs. I can't remember her name though. It was late and I wanted the sure thing with no problems.

I think just about anything will go in this place. I got round one taken care of up stairs on the couch in the back corner while 2 other chicas were watching.

Crazy, even for me, but in a good way lol!

Stayed the night till noon banging all night for 150 pesos

Visited last night. Very unimpressive.