2008/09 New Year's Eve Party at El Queso's house
Greetings Everyone,
El Queso and I have decided to secure all the necessary provisions and weather out this year's [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?p=394294#post394294]Buenos Aires New Year's Eve Ghost Town Phenomena[/url] with a New Year's Eve party at his house. You are welcome to contact me if you're interested in attending.
Here are the details:
1. [color="#000080"][b]This party is intended for unaccompanied men[/b][/color]. However, guests are encouraged to bring their favoritas and / or similarly "enlightened" female friends. The party most definitely will not be a comfortable environment for serious girlfriends, wives, children, the elderly, etc.
In other words, please don't bring any women that the rest of us can't fuck too.
2. The party will [color="#000080"][b]begin sometime in the early afternoon[/b][/color], for those of you who might wish to [color="#000080"][b]lounge in the pool[/b][/color] or otherwise get their party started earlier.
3. The party is expected to remain lively until the wee hours of the morning (3am +-) although it is anticipated that some guests will crash at the house, and thus the party will continue into the next day.
4. There will be a limited number of beds, mattresses, inflatable mattresses, couches and similar spaces in which guests may elect to crash for the night.
5. We will be supplying [color="#000080"][b]lots of beer, wine, champagne, liquor, mixers, sodas, etc.[/b][/color] Other "mood enhancers" should be brought by the individual guests as they may wish.
6. We will be supplying [color="#000080"][b]snacks and other munchables[/b][/color], along with a large assortment of [color="#000080"][b]steaks, other meats and other dishes[/b][/color], all of which which may be consumed throughout the afternoon, the evening, the night and the next morning as the guests may desire.
7. We are planning to pay [color="#000080"][b]several chicas to attend the party[/b][/color] for the specific purpose of making themselves available to entertain the guests throughout the party, either privately in one of the spare rooms, of perhaps publicly in ways that might embarrass some individuals.
BadMan is in charge of procuring the chicas, so don't expect any $50 peso privado girls.
8. Transportation to and from El Queso's house in Pilar must be made by the guest(s).
9. To get to the party, guests may avail themselves of the "combi" van services that run shuttle buses to / from the city throughout the afternoon for $15 pesos. However, I doubt that any public services will be running after 6 PM.
[url]http://www.trebolexpress.com.ar/pilar.html[/url]
10. To return to the city, El Queso has made an advance arrangement with a local remis service to remain on call beginning at approximately 2 am to begin making runs back into the city as demand presents. The idea is that we will agree to pay a remis driver a fixed amount in advance in order to secure his services at this crucial hour.
11. Although several guests have cars, the party management cannot ensure their driving capabilities at any time, and specifically in the late hours of the night.
12. We are anticipating between 15 to 20 guests, plus chicas.
13. The "buy in" to fund the party's cost will be [color="#000080"][b]$300 pesos per male guest[/b][/color], which would include at least one (or possibly more) sessions with the chica (s) of your choice, plus all the food, the drinks, the next day's cleanup, etc. Everyone (including me) will buy in EXCEPT El Queso because it's his house.
14. In the event that the party's actual cost is less than the $300 peso "buy in", we will rebate the proportion of the unspent costs back to each guest, most probably as they are leaving the party. The only unknown cost is the price of the chicas, which is and will continue to be negotiated up until the day of the event.
15. To answer the inevitable question "Do I have to fuck one of the girls?", the answer is "no". No guest one will be forced to fuck any girls. (If you think that this is an odd question, you're right, but I know from past parties at the Vicente Lopez house that there are guys who will have exactly this concern.
[color="#000080"][b]Please RSVP by PM to "Jackson"[/b][/color]
Any questions, please call Jackson at 15-4048-2827
Transportation to El Queso's house
Greetings everyone,
Pursuant to several inquiries about how to get from the center of the city to El Queso's house in the suburbs, and having now made this trip several times myself, I thought I'd post a few notes on the procedure.
First, El Queso has written an excellent report on using these services which you may review at [url]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5077[/url].
El Queso he gives a great overall description on using the "Combi" services, so all I'm going to do is make it as simply as I can for anybody (Exon?) To get to El Queso's house.
I use [url=http://www.trebolexpress.com.ar/pilar.html]Trebol Express[/url], largely because they have several stops in or near Recoleta.
Here are the step-by-step instructions:
1. Go to [url=http://www.trebolexpress.com.ar/plano5.html]this link[/url] to see Trebol Express's weekend/holiday schedule (SABADOS / DOMINGOS / FERIADOS) for the pickup stops for their van service to the surburbs.
2. Determine the pickup location that bests suits you. I personally use [b]Stop #5[/b] at the corner of [b]Las Heras and Billinghurst[/b], the last pickup stop on their list.
3. Determine what time you want to catch the van. The holidays timetable for stop #5 is: 9.05 / 10.35 / 12.05 / 14.05 / 16.05 / 17.35 / 19.35 / 21.35
4. [b]You must call them to make a reservation[/b]. This is not because they are usually full, but because to save time they don't stop at every stop, only the ones that they know someone is waiting.
Their reservation telephone number is 4774-5633.
You will need to give them your name and tell them that you want to go from "El Capital" to "[b]Tortugas[/b]", which is the stop near El Queso's house.
5. Be there a couple of minutes early as they appear to run an on-time service.
6. When their van arrives the driver will have a clipboard with your name, which he will call out. Usually there are only a couple of passengers waiting at the stop, so it's not a confusing scene.
7. Confirm with the driver that you want to go to "[b]Tortugas[/b]", and then take a seat.
8. The trip will take approximately 45 minutes an cost you 15 pesos, which you will pay to the driver when you arrive at yor destination.
9. If El Queso or I know when you are leaving, we will meet you at the stop, which is only about one kilometer from his house. I've walked it before and it's easy, but we'll come and get you anyway.
10. If we don't know your arrival time, then you will have to call us (15-4048-2827) to come and get you, which might not be easy if you don't have a cellphone.
Thanks,
Jackson
Try something new for once!
Sidney, you need to quit looking for excuses to not come! You and I talked, with my wife a few feet from us (for a few moments anyway, but she went into the makeup store right next to us and was still available;)) and I offered to let you ask her about the party and assuage your conscience! You declined and told me that everything seemed fine. :)
I have also done some research through the maids in the neighborhood as to how the neighbors are going to feel about a party. I was told it's a ridiculous thing to worry about because it's a holiday and all bets are off on holidays.
In fact, I have been the recipient of more noise and crap from parties than the neighbors have received from me by a long shot. Music blaring at 2:00 am for a 15-year-old party for chrissakes at our club house (less than a block from my house) fireworks and parties on Christmas eve until 2:00 am, the air so thick with smoke from all fo them for hours that it looked like the farmers were striking again and had set the whole campo on fire!
The only thing that would be a problem would be couples copulating in public, but I just don't think that that would be a problem and it's easy to stop if it does.
Come on y'all! Jackson's made it as easy as he can! Bring your favorite chica, talk Jackson or BadMan into banging one of their chicas, or come alone and come on out to drink some beer and BS at the very least and get to know the suburbs of Buenos Aires.
All you guys that are here, see a little bit of what's around for once. Get away from the city for awhile and party!
And don't worry about the trip out here. It takes about 45 minutes from the time you get on the combi (not two hours like Sidney said - and it's a private combi, air-conditioned and comfortable, not a regular "collectivo" bus) and either Jackson or I will come pick you up from the stop, which is about 3 minutes from my house. I can tell you when to call me (there's a toll plaza nearby) that times you getting out of the bus about right at the time I get there from my house.
Come on you pussies! What are you afraid of!
Sidney: Get your sorry-ass to the party!
Sidney,
Come on - Get your ass in gear, get some dark-skinned talent to the party. If you don't go and show the young pukes how it's done, you are going to bring shame to the old guy brigade!:-)
I've already sent my regrets to El Queso - I would make it if I were there!
