BA Seems so DIFFICULT!

I am coming from Brazil, where it's very easy to look things up online. It seems as though this website is the only thing out there that has resources pertaining to updated information about whorehouses. When calling these whorehouses, will whatsapp suffice?

Is there one or two whorehouses that is great? I am not asking for much.

In colombia, they have stripclubs where you can fuck, does BA have that?

Is BA worth visiting for whoring purposes. All the Argentinian women that I met in Brazil were dirty with nasty attitudes, are the whores going to act that way?

What's the best whorehouse, that's all I want to know and then I will rent an apartment as close to it as I can.

Thanks, I don't mean to come off negative but I am just frustrated searching for info on this town.

[QUOTE=TheWhoreMonger;447404]I am coming from Brazil, where it's very easy to look things up online. It seems as though this website is the only thing out there that has resources pertaining to updated information about whorehouses. When calling these whorehouses, will whatsapp suffice?

Is there one or two whorehouses that is great? I am not asking for much.

In colombia, they have stripclubs where you can fuck, does BA have that?

Is BA worth visiting for whoring purposes. All the Argentinian women that I met in Brazil were dirty with nasty attitudes, are the whores going to act that way?

What's the best whorehouse, that's all I want to know and then I will rent an apartment as close to it as I can.

Thanks, I don't mean to come off negative but I am just frustrated searching for info on this town.[/QUOTE]I'm sure that it is a lot easier to Monger in Brazil and Colombia and their Chicas are probably a lot less bitchy than the Argentine women but that's life.

If you come to BA you should stay in the Recoleta area as close to the cemetery as possible or in the Micro Centro.

Micro Centro probably has over 100 Privados . Maybe 200.

It's also home to Hook and X.

Across the street from the cemetery are Newport and D'Lirio.

Both Recoleta and the Micro Centro are surrounded by pussy.

Whatsapp will suffice once you get someone's phone number .

Pampita , aka Nuevo Estilo has onsite fucking Only.

But some of the Chicas are very hot.

Have a good time .

TL.

Take a look at this website: [URL]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts-acompanantes.htm[/URL].

If you read Spanish, you can see reviews on the girls by clicking on their picture, then clicking on "Busca de mi en el foro" in the upper right corner of their webpage above their info.

You might also consider a city tour with TL who can take you to the various clubs.

[QUOTE=TheWhoreMonger;447404]I am coming from Brazil, where it's very easy to look things up online. It seems as though this website is the only thing out there that has resources pertaining to updated information about whorehouses. When calling these whorehouses, will whatsapp suffice?

Is there one or two whorehouses that is great? I am not asking for much.

In colombia, they have stripclubs where you can fuck, does BA have that?

Is BA worth visiting for whoring purposes. All the Argentinian women that I met in Brazil were dirty with nasty attitudes, are the whores going to act that way?

What's the best whorehouse, that's all I want to know and then I will rent an apartment as close to it as I can.

Thanks, I don't mean to come off negative but I am just frustrated searching for info on this town.[/QUOTE]

I speak virtually no Spanish and have been having fun mongering in Bs As since 2007.

Option A: Find a chica on a website (e.g. Bairesgirls) and google her number and look for reviews here and on the local foro (quite easy to find if you start at bairesgirls). Don't waste your time with chicas that haven't been reviewed or have bad reviews.

Option B: Go to the sub forum on "Privados" and find one with generally good reviews. Go to the address, ring the bell. Go in. See the line up of chicas. Pick one or two out. Whip out your thing and get busy.

Option C: Go to one of the few still open chica clubs or bars and find a chica, negotiate a price and go back to your hotel or a telo and get busy.

I've done the trifecta (all three in a single day), on several occasions (when I first started coming to Bs As, I was on a mission...).

[QUOTE=WildWalleye;447410]I speak virtually no Spanish and have been having fun mongering in Bs As since 2007.

Option A: Find a chica on a website (e.g. Bairesgirls) and google her number and look for reviews here and on the local foro (quite easy to find if you start at bairesgirls). Don't waste your time with chicas that haven't been reviewed or have bad reviews.

Option B: Go to the sub forum on "Privados" and find one with generally good reviews. Go to the address, ring the bell. Go in. See the line up of chicas. Pick one or two out. Whip out your thing and get busy.

Option C: Go to one of the few still open chica clubs or bars and find a chica, negotiate a price and go back to your hotel or a telo and get busy.

I've done the trifecta (all three in a single day), on several occasions (when I first started coming to Bs As, I was on a mission...).[/QUOTE]Great information, thank you guys so much. Excuse me for my inexperience here but I can't seem to find the "Privados" sub forum, would anyone perhaps have a link. Again, thank you, I did not expect this much feedback.

[QUOTE=TheWhoreMonger;447418]Great information, thank you guys so much. Excuse me for my inexperience here but I can't seem to find the "Privados" sub forum, would anyone perhaps have a link. Again, thank you, I did not expect this much feedback.[/QUOTE]Use the "Forum" tab. Under "Finding Chicas" look at "Private Apartments" and "Massage Parlors & Spas" (because much more than a massage is generally available in Massage Parlors).

A number of establishments have closed recently, so look for the most recent posts.

Bob.

Here is the link to "Privados": [URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?759-Private-Apartments[/URL].

Be sure to share your experiences with the community, and don't pay more than local expats or you won't get any more help.

[QUOTE=TheWhoreMonger;447418]Great information, thank you guys so much. Excuse me for my inexperience here but I can't seem to find the "Privados" sub forum, would anyone perhaps have a link. Again, thank you, I did not expect this much feedback.[/QUOTE]If you are new to Bs As (Buenos Aires) don't be shy of meeting up with some of the AP members who haunt Bs As. Old, young, whatever, they know the territory. If your goal is to get the best ass at a reasonable price, they will point you in the proper direction.

When I first started coming to Bs As, I was still married and very self conscious about every little detail. I learned with time to take the opportunity to meet a few folks and learn more. This is a very nonjudgmental (for the most part) group and secrets are secure with them.

As anyone who has met me will tell you, my Spanish sucks. That said, I have had more good times in Bs As than any other city on earth (and I am a professional traveler). One of my old favorites was 1633 Junin Apt 3D. I went there so many times, I can't count them all. I never met a chica or madam at that place that spoke two words of English. All you need to be able to do is ring a door bell, say "Hola", look at a couple chicas, chose one and get it on.

[QUOTE=WildWalleye;447423]
As anyone who has met me will tell you, my Spanish sucks. [/QUOTE]My Spanish also sucks. One piece of advice. If the chica says "AEY" when giving the direction over the phone, it is better to push on the button labeled "E" instead of the one labeled "A". For the life of me, I can't figure it out. :).

[QUOTE=BigBossMan;447424]My Spanish also sucks. One piece of advice. If the chica says "AEY" when giving the direction over the phone, it is better to push on the button labeled "E" instead of the one labeled "A". For the life of me, I can't figure it out. :).[/QUOTE]Its just how they pronounce "E" in spanish with a bit of a porteno accent. With out getting into a huge furrball over language, the porteno accent is quite strong and difficult to understand at times even to other spanish language speakers.

[QUOTE=Gandolf50;447428] the porteno accent is quite strong and difficult to understand at times even to other spanish language speakers.[/QUOTE]And vice versa. Was in Barcelona and Girona with an argie gal and they couldn't understand her at all. She couldn't understand them either. She sure laughed her ass over the 'Se Necesita Pinche' sign in the restaurant window. That and 'vamos a coger el tren.'

So when you have a miscommunication with a chica over the directions or if she gets a call from a regular in the thirty minutes between your call and the appointment, then for you it is no problem because you always have a backup plan. My backup plan always was a walk-in privado where I could view a lineup and have sex within thirty minutes of wherever I was going. I used Barby's in the past but they have moved and you may need to call now. [URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?7527-Florida-868-14-H[/URL].

Maybe a better option these days as a back-up plan is Spa Libertad which is on Libertad 478 near the corner of Corrientes. [URL]http://www.spalibertad.com/home.php.[/URL].

The back-up will not end up being your best day in Buenos Aires but it saves it from being your worst day. It helps you to say no to the chica at Hook asking for 3500P (???????) later that night.

[BLUE]Had to change it, couldn't stand to look at it one more day.[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=BigBossMan;447430]So when you have a miscommunication with a chica over the directions or if she gets a call from a regular in the thirty minutes between your call and the appointment, then for you it is no problem because you always have a backup plan. My backup plan always was a walk-in privado where I could view a lineup and have sex within thirty minutes of wherever I was going. I used Barby's in the past but they have moved and you may need to call now. [URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?7527-Florida-868-14-H[/URL].

Maybe a better option these days as a back-up plan is Spa Libertad which is on Libertad 478 near the corner of Corrientes. [URL]http://www.spalibertad.com/home.php.[/URL].

The back-up will not end up being your best day in Buenos Aires but it saves it from being your worst day. It helps you to say no to the chica at Hook asking for 3500P (???????) later that night.[/QUOTE]I remember the Florida location as a good one from a year or two back. Today, I tried the Florida Privado after some shopping, the guard stopped me and said it was closed. I then taxi'd over to Libertad 478.

And it has a red closed sticker across the door frame. I guess I will test drive a high mileage model at one of the bars in Micro-Center.

If anyone has a decent privado to reccomend, I welcome any short term advice.

[QUOTE=Elusive;447682]I remember the Florida location as a good one from a year or two back. Today, I tried the Florida Privado after some shopping, the guard stopped me and said it was closed. I then taxi'd over to Libertad 478.

And it has a red closed sticker across the door frame. I guess I will test drive a high mileage model at one of the bars in Micro-Center.

If anyone has a decent privado to reccomend, I welcome any short term advice.[/QUOTE]Hook used to be reasonable but not cheap. But the current price, 3500 pesos converted to dollars, is about the highest I have heard anyone pay in BA since I started going there around 2002 and 2003. I think the dancers at Hippo asked higher but I am only went with a sideline girl from Hippo once or twice. I am headed to Europe in August and I expect to pay that price in a couple of nightclubs but most are cheaper. Sometimes you just have to do it to say you have been there.

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Dear Mr. Head,

Many thanks for your advice - it helped a shy man such as myself, quite a lot.

You should know that the "3 for 2" special is a great deal. I am praying for ""skid marks" on at least one of them.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;447729]For those who find dealing with the escorts in Buenos Aires too daunting, I offer the following alternative:

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[QUOTE=Dickhead;447729]For those who find dealing with the escorts in Buenos Aires too daunting, I offer the following alternative:

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[QUOTE=Zappaman;447730] I am praying for ""skid marks" on at least one of them.[/QUOTE]If not, maybe at least some 'clitty litter,' huh?

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