Maybe I Just Had Bad Luck
I showed up at this place at 10:20 P. M. On Friday. Only two ladies were available, and I told Ingrid, who opened the door, that I just wanted a massage, no sex. Ingrid and the other lady there were not particularly attractive to me, but a massage is a massage, I figured. I paid the one-hour rate: 60 pesos.
Ingrid started off by pushing the top of my ankle into the edge of the massage table: Ouch! I like a soft massage, but she was on auto-pilot until I demonstrated suave, suave and re-instructed her about 8 times. Every once in a while I could feel her fingernails, something I do not like. But gradually I relaxed and accepted what I was getting.
At about 10:40 she starts asking me if I wanted to shower, and then she asked if I wanted relaxo with the hand. No, quiero la massaje, solo. Then she started telling me that the place closed down at 11:00 with the door locked, and then that she had to be somewhere at midnight after a long trip. I had to be firm as you must sometimes with the chicas and said I paid for an hour and I will get an hour. At about 11:05 I asked to take a shower. So I was out of there at about 11:15.
Given the many good reports on this place, my guess is that I just had bad luck, or that I went there too late. My feeling is that Ingrid should not have taken the one-hour rate if she planned on leaving in 45 minutes.
$110 and the chica wanted more money to take her clothes off!
I just left that place frustrated as hell. WTF?
This morning I was my usual horny self. But I wasn't really in the mood for the private apartment route, I didn't want to sit in a cafe or wait until night to go to a boliche, and I was ready for a change from my regular providers. And I was feeling a little lazy. So I decided to try something new and go get jacked off by someone who is really good at it, other than myself. I read all of the posts in the "Massage Parlors and Spas" section, and settled on Brisas Massage after reading Exon's gushing praise of the place (pun is most definitely intended) How could I not? Once I decided that I needed some rub 'n' tug action and I read Exon's:
"This time I went first class and had the $100 peso special for an hour an a half.
Which included a great massage and Sexo. This included "Candera" or what ever her name is stripping down totaly nude and Massageing me for an hour and by this time were both greasy as Hell from the "Creama".
Rather that Fuck Her which was offered, I chose a wonderful "Titty Fuck" for the finish and ended up shooting a big load all over her at the "Finish". Next the Sunna & we both sit in their reading drity mags sweating. Then a shower together. Well worth a $100 pesos."
So I just about ran over there, a hundred peso note wadded up in my sweaty hand. I chose a little dark skinned chica from Misiones with a hot body and a mischievous smile, "Isabella" or something. I told the recepcionista that I wanted the full meal deal, which she said was $110 for 90 minutes. Not the $100 that I'd read about. Little head said go for it.
I took a quick shower so that I'd be fresh as a daisy for whatever followed. I got on the table and she starts in with a pretty weak massage on my legs.
30 minutes later she's still fully clothed and I'm losing patience with my approach of letting her set the pace. At this point there had been nothing remotely sexual about the massage, no flesh on flesh, no glimpse of tits, ass or even fucking bra and panties. Nothing had transpired that would make me blush if my Grandmother happened to walk in, other than the fact that one of us was ass naked (me)
I ask her politely but firmly if she would please take her clothes off. She said that that would require more plata. Now I didn't want to fuck her, or have my dick sucked by her. I just wanted a handjob.
So. I am 110 pesos in the hole already, and that is a lot of money, especially considering that this is ostensibly for a manual release only and she wants more money take her bra off and maybe let a tit graze my face? There was no kissing, no anything, and I sure as hell didn't get a full meal deal.
Upsells are like kryptonite to my penis. And I have a strict policy of not letting anyone touch my dick unless the appear genuinely interested in doing so, or they are wearing a stethoscope and ask nicely first. So I said fuck it, just keep working on back, because my dick most definitely doesn't like you anymore (ok I only thought that last part)
Afterwords I spoke to the receptionist and she just backed the chica up and said that $110 was just for a massage with a release, everything else was up to the girl. They actually both seemed slightly amused at the situation.
As always YMMV here just as it will in all situations. But in my experience this place is a rip-off joint and should be avoided at all costs.
I will not be going back and I would encourage others to avoid this place as well.
My $.02
BTW my first introduction to the Buenos Aires mongering world was a first class tour with Exon to the Triangle and cafes and some very useful information on mongering here which I more or less tried to follow. I know that he knows a lot more about mongering and BsAs than I do. My point is that if you don't know exactly what you are doing in BsAs you can get screwed with quite a bit in this hobby.
So this is a heads up for the non-experts out there.