Thank you for your suggestions. They are under consideration.
For now, I announce:
Hunt's Law Number Two: [b]Don't monger while drunk.[/b]
Commentary: One would think this to be self-evident, but while one drink may be permissible to loosen up an uptight monger, and perhaps two are sufficient to get a pleasant buzz, four or five or ten are definitely too many. Contrary to popular belief, you are not more charming or desirable to women when your liver is marinated in Beefeater Gin. Your ability to successfully negotiate a reasonable price for sex is diminished by an exponential amount with each additional drink you consume. The more you drink, the more you are apt to fall victim to "Sidney Syndrome," when an otherwise intelligent monger insists on screwing incredibly ugly chicas, and then boasting the next day about how beautiful they were (all the while nursing a hangover). Finally, there is the dreaded risk of "whisky dick," in which a normal, red-blooded monger has an inability to achieve an erection. It is reported that this malady is also observed in men who have been married for more than seven years.
So Hunt does this mean Exon's Beefeaters slows him down?
Hunt's Law Number Two: Don't monger while drunk.
"Commentary: One would think this to be self-evident, but while one drink may be permissible to loosen up an uptight monger, and perhaps two are sufficient to get a pleasant buzz, four or five or ten are definitely too many. Contrary to popular belief, you are not more charming or desirable to women when your liver is marinated in Beefeater Gin. Your ability to successfully negotiate a reasonable price for sex is diminished by an exponential amount with each additional drink you consume."
I have seen Exon become even more loose after 3 or 4 of his Beefeaters. Does this mean his hand looks better and better as the Beefeaters flows? LOL.
Coach
Candidate for Hunt's Law Number 3?
A basic rule of mongering that has served me very well over many years throughout the world that I learned in the Army is:
"Never try to eat anything larger than your head."
Trust me, this will keep you out of a lot of trouble and potential difficulties with the Chicas.
Good hunting Hunt, Shane