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Hi, guys!
I will stay in BA for several months and expect to report regularly.
Instead of creating a long report in the Reports section starting in August and ending in December/January/Whatever, I deem more convenient to start this new section to add my reports and provide useful info. This initiative will also helps the BA newcomer to get updated info from my perspective and myself to post more easily.
In these months, I expect to cover:
- Pro action (probably not more often than twice a week).
- Semi-pro action.
- Non-pro action from Internet girls and other sources.
- Dining out experiences.
- Miscellaneous
Well.. at least this is my wishlist.
I provide you some traits of my profile so that you can understand my usual targets and see if my info fits your objectives:
- Buenos Aires native male, mid 30s, average looking.
- Not poor but not very wealthy either (I expect to spend mongering much less than US$1000 a month, so don't expect a complete assessment of the crew at Blacks).
- Busy (not many free afternoons to promenade)
That said, I encourage you to ask operational questions. Although I won't be touristing, I may search for some info of places, stores, etc, related to our hobby or services needed (except hotels, since I never used one in BA).
Hope this helps,
Andres
07/31 - My first Santa Fe 1707 experience
Wednesday's flight from Miami was hideous: Security alert requiring every passenger to leave the Aerolineas Argentinas plane and recheck security screening (2 hours delay), some amenities in the plane not working properly (no light, no movie sound), too many people too nervous, etc. That prevented me to sleep well and get my stamina for hobbying.
After my usual rush for killing errands as fast as possible, it was 5PM, so I continued walking my 4th mile around the city but now with hobbying purposes. I went again to 188 Uruguay St and confirmed that the place is damn dead. Also, the place at 271 Montevideo St is still alive, whose legacy entrance was changed for a fancier one. I will take a look inside soon, for sure.
Being 6PM and having a dining appointment at La Brigada, I perceived that I wouldn't survive awoke a full meat dinner with fine wine. Therefore, I took my chances of "discharging my load" before falling asleep after dinner.
Went to Affaire Pueyrredon by 6:15PM. The place continues changing ar$10 for the entrance, but they raised the chica prices: ar$80 for 30 minutes, ar$110 for 45 minutes and ar$150 for an hour. There were 5 ladies, 1 of them doable but not gorgeous. Her name is Yamila and has nice tits (but not huge), god figure and acceptable face. I felt that it didn't worth the try, so off I went to Santa Fe 1707 3º.
Going into the building was easy. There, a lady greeted me and commented me the prices: ar$60 for 30 minutes, ar$80 for 45 inutes and ar$100 for 1 hour, all convenitional (extras arranged with the girl). I thought that, with these prices, girls couldn't be good. Then, the presentation begun...
Gees! The girls were better than those at Affaire and of the same quality as Bonnefemme. Three of the 7 ones captured my attention: A brunette Paraguayan called Karen, an exhuberant blonde called Catalina and a third dark haired girl whose name I forgot. They had nice tits and legs and, although a little chubby, in good shape for anything. I had to ask for a second decision round before choosing Karen.
We agreed on ar$80 or 30 minutes and BBBJ. After a third careful look, her body didn't seem as good as before choosing her, but she scattered sensuality all over the place: Nice, charming, very attentive, great BBBJ skills and very good massages, all of them provided in a plain but very acceptable room. Toiltes were very clean. Karen told me that hte best time to arrive there is 3PM, when most of the girls are available.
I left the pace very satisfied, considering the place worthing a second visit.
Now, I'm full of meet of all sorts of meets and wine. I need urgent sleep.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/01 - Salsa class, wandering through Flores and second visit to Santa Fe 1707
I went to a salsa class at La Salsera (Yatay 961). I attempted to start my non-pro/semi-pro moves and esteemed that the place would be cozy for such activity. For ar$5, you get a 2-3 hour class and then the right to remain in the ballroom for the rest of the night.
Well.... I was wrong. Most of the patrons were either young couples or old couples with children. There were some single ladies, but these ladies could have dated FDR several decades ago. Although I spotted a shy but acceptable girl in the 20s coming alone, I wouldn't rely on the place as a point to get non-pro action.
By midnight, I decided to visit Flores. Left La Salsera and headed towards Envidia. Prices: ar$5 the entrance, ar$50 30 minutes, ar$100 1 hour. 25 girls, of whom a few doable. Not very different from my last trip. the place was full of mongers, many of whom came for drinking a beer, shout loud a whi;e and leaving in bunches. I met 3 or 4 regular patrons who told me that the area isn't that good as it used to be.
I left Envidia and wnet to La Fuente. Prices: ar$5 the entrance, ar$40 30 minutes, ar$80 1 hour. 15 girls, none doable. Bad, bad. Just drank my soda and left towards Dolys-La Nuit
Dolys continues charging ar$7 the entrance, but the girls prices increased to ar$50 20 minutes, ar$60 30 minutes and ar$100 1 hour. Did they upgrade the girls quality? Nope. Of al the 30 girls, jst the famous paragayan Judith was acceptable, and 5 of them were plain hipppopotamus taken from the African grasslands. Packed with boys, too much cigarrette smoke. Not for me.
Crossed the street and went into Liza's. The new Liza's place at the corner isn't already finished, so it remains in the same old building. The place had the same girls quality as Dolys, but prices were much more affordable: ar$5 the entrance, ar$25 20 minutes, ar$60 30 minutes and ar$80 1 hour. A few girls were doable, among whom was the Dominican I did in my last trip. However, none of them called my attention so much to trigger the action button, so I left Flores for good.
Took a cab and went to Santa Fe 1707 to assess the quality of night girls. To my dismay, the girls at night ahave just a fraction of the quality of the daytime girls. The madam introduced 5 girls and none of them could excite a horny sailor. Same prices as yesterday. Left the place and came home empty-handed by 4AM.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/02 - VERY cheap experience
I was pretty tired yesterday night but it was convenient to assess the scene, so I decided to visit those damn cheap places to see if there were some gems hidden in the heaps.
First, I went to Oba Oba (Rivadavia St and Matheu St). ar$5 the entrance, ar$40 30 minutes and ar$60 1 hour. There were 10 girls, most of them dogs. However, a nice, very young Paraguayan (name forgotten) had a nice face, suggestive lips and pretty big tits (CCC cup or something similar). She doesn't provide BBBJ and wasn't very skilled in the matter (for the way she was dressed and the way she answered my questions, she seemed to be a newbie in the field). I fancied that she would be a lower than average experience, so I passed.
Left the place by 1AM and went to Montevideo 271. ar$5 the entrance, ar$30 30 minutes, ar$50 1 hour, 7 girls, only 1 of them doable. Also Paraguayan, her name is Marina, has an acceptable face, huge tits, suggestive lips but flat buts and ugly legs. She was being molested by a drunk patron who wanted to carry her towards the rooms in the back. This girl could escape his harrassment when we did eye contact. She promised to perform BBBJ, so I decided to give her a chance.
We went to the room (very poorly equiped, but not dirty), where I tipped her with ar$15. her BBBJ was mechanical but not that bad. Then, we did missionary and "ended" in that position. later, she told me that the BBBJ was a truly exception since I seemed a clean guy (go figure if it was really en exception...)
If you dream of a memorable night with a sophisticated, charming and educated woman, I wouldn't recommend the place. But for some pythoresque experience, it's OK. I'm afraid that cheap places are not suitable for very good experiences (let alone GFE).
Hope this helps,
Andres
Thanks for the valuable information Andres. You probably know the city of Buenos Aires better than any guy I know. I've enjoyed hanging out with you before and look forward to spending time with you again when I'm in BA.
Good luck amigo.
Hi, Andres:
Estoy re contenta de que tengas tu seccion en el Forum, asi no me siento tan solita en el medio de los gringos!!!!!
Let's translate for the gringos:
I'm very happy that you have you section in the Forum so I won't feel lonely in the middle of the gringos!!!!
Viva la joda y Viva la Argentina!!!!!
Roxana.
Roxanne:
Thanks! We can play the roles of Cesar Mazetti and Monica Cahen D'Anvers and lead a news series called "Telegato Investiga"...
Andres
08/05 - Tribunales/Barrio Norte apartments, Downtown clubs and action at Affaire Pueyrredon
By 6PM, I compiled a list of several private apartments to investigate and started my canvass.
Went to Larrea 882, published at Clarin (4963-8956). The place sucks: Just 3 girls, less than 3/10. I didn't bother to ask for prices. Another nasty surprise was a dobermann dog following me and the madam throughout the facilities as if I were his next tasty dinner. Avoid it.
Next, I decided to try a place often recommended at the local board as a very good ratio price/quality located at Montevideo 581 p1 H. DAMN! The place STINKS, even before the lady opens the door. I could barely breath and wondered how people can enjoy a nice time there without a gas mask. I don't know if it was the incensus or what, but it was annoying for sure (and you know guys that I'm not the pickiest guy in searching for places to lay down). The only girl seemed to have been attacked by a pack of assasin bees, so I didn't ask to see the other one. AVOID IT.
I returned to Barrio Norte and went to Cielo (4824-8822). I had called by 6PM and had been 8 girls available, but when I arrived by 7:45 there were 6 available and the 4 rooms occupied. I asked to see the ladies and come back later. Honestly, of all the girls available no one was better than those at Santa Fe 1707. I don't understand why they charge much more than SF1707 does, then. Anyway, the place is clean and cozy, but why spending ar$120/150 an hour when you can spend ar$100 an hour and have a nicer girl?I may return anyway to see if there was a stunner that I missed in the presenation.
After dinner, I resumed my search and went to Downtown, first to Hooks and then to Cattos. Both places still ask for the same prices as 3 months ago (HOOKS: ar$12 mandatory drink, ar$18 the girl drink, ar$100-150 per girl short term // CATTOS: ar$10 mandatory drink, ar$20 the girl drink, ar$100-150 per girl short term). Also, both places had the same girls as 3 months ago, with no one calling my attention. Hooks and Cattos had 20-25 girls each.
Later, I visited Affaire Pueyrredon. ar$15 the entrance (why the ar$5 difference at night?) and same girls prices as reported before. There were about 20 girls, mostly 6-7 with a few 8s. The place was packed with 30 unleashed guys, pestering all around. I spotted a girl called Sol, very petite but very charming. She promised BBBJ (very rare at that place) so we went up to the rooms for 30 minutes (ar$80).
She performed as expected: Excellent BBBJ, nice doggie style, poor massages. The girl fulfilled my expectations, although I won't call it a memorable experience. I may return to Affaire , but I don't like the smoke-filled atmosphere.
Hope this helps,
Andres
08/08 - Visit to different boliches (Rio Cabañas, New Area, Salomé)
Finally, I had the opportunity to meet Dickhead last night. We met around midnight at Rio Cabañas (5000s of Cordoba) with his friend "Viktor the Rumanian". DH was much more charming and discreet that I imagined before. We had a very nice time visiting places. Viktor is a "man of world" who knows the ropes pretty well. ar$10 the drinks.
We remained about an hour at Rio Cabañas, a place that seems to cater exclusively to foreigners: A few tables occupied, most of them with Asian patrons, girls cheering "hello" instead of "hola". Girls don't approach unless called. Rio Cabañas is perhaps the only place in which you won't smell cigarrette smoke but seems to be boring to hell. Viktor commented that a girl once charged him ar$150 for 1 hour (includes drinks and hotel). Girls were pretty but not outstanding.
After that, we went to New Area in Flores (JB Justo and Artigas). I read a report with positive comments about the place, so I gave it a try. ar$10 the drinks and ar$20 the drinks for girls.
Well... the place is not as good as commented. There were 8 girls, only 1 or 2 doable. Several girls approached us, of whom I liked a thin one called Nicole. She had acceptable tits and a nice face. Most girls ask ar$80-100 for 30 minutes and ar$150-200 for 1 hour. Too much for such a lame quality, although the place seems cozy.
By 2 AM we left towards Salomé. Same prices as before (ar$10 the drinks for men and ar$20 for women), with a crew of 20 + girls, few of them doable. I wanted to show my old favorita to the guys (Debora) but she was on duty. Dh and Viktor seemed to like the place and Viktor attracted a tall, beautiful girl who seemed to be a nice prospect for the night. I left the place by 4AM to go home.
Hope this helps,
Andres
OK Andres, but you are gonna be Monica Cahen D'Anvers!!!!
Kisses, Roxana
Andres,
Next time you visit Cielo ask for Florencia and Paola. They are the best looking ones (at 180 pesos). At Sta FE 1707 look for Analia, give a little tip before the session (20-30) and you'll be thanking me later. Also at 1707 Camila has an incredible pair of legs. Let me know what you think about these girls.
Dancesw/chicas
[QUOTE]Originally posted by dancesw/chicas
[i]Andres,
Next time you visit Cielo ask for Florencia and Paola. They are the best looking ones (at 180 pesos). At Sta FE 1707 look for Analia, give a little tip before the session (20-30) and you'll be thanking me later. Also at 1707 Camila has an incredible pair of legs. Let me know what you think about these girls.
Dancesw/chicas [/i][/QUOTE]
DWC:
I saw Paola at Cielo that time. She was quoted ar$150 as a "special girl" but she didn't outstand that much from the rest, IMHO. Perhaps Florencia is gorgeous.
Andres
08/09 - Visit to the undergrounds of Constitucion
Yesterday, I performed an exploratory visit to 3 boliches in Constitucion.
Overall, the area is sketchy but pretty safe for walking near the main avenues. Police is everywhere (at least until the elections) and only a few streetwalkers and boliches touts wander along the walkways.
I visited first the boliche at Garay Av between Salta St and Santiago del Estero St. Entrance w/1 drink ar$6. ar$15 for 30 minutes, ar$30 for 1 hour. Only 3 girls, all dogs. Not worthy.
The second boliche visited was onle located at Pavon St between Salta St and Santiago del Estero St. Same as before: Entrance w/1 drink ar$6. ar$15 for 30 minutes, ar$30 for 1 hour. Only 3 girls, all dogs. Not worthy.
Third and last was Calypso, located at Ciudadela Ct between Salta St and Santiago del Estero St. Entrance w/1 drink ar$6. ar$15 for 30 minutes, ar$30 for 1 hour. There were 9 girls, most Dominicans, only one rated above 4 (a Dominican girl called Judith with big boobs but somewhat chubby). Not worthy either.
Unless I hear about a nice, hidden place in the area, I won't come back there for hobbying.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Dear Andres,
Monger of all BA Mongers.
I'm curious about your take on the Crocodile Club?
Do you think all the chicas there are pro's?
Have you had any good experiences there?
Is it worth a visit?