So You Think Some Chicas Ask For Too Much Huh ?

Wow Man, she must be smoking something!

She wants $100.00 bucks! I can do girls back "home" for that amount. How about $500.00?

Shit yes, no problem. I'm sure you can still find a bunch of them for $20.00 bucks a fuck back home.

Let's try to think or look at it this way.

I absolutely invite the power of the Number's Boys to correct my train of thought.

Dickhead? Old Buddy. Not being facetious. You have a beautiful Mind.

Numbers not being my specialty. It's not my money.

Here we go.

The probability of getting Busted in 1 way or another in the Good Old USA just for trying to have a little fun.

FACT: In the U.S., prostitutes get busted more often than johns. And it's not even close. Every year in the U.S., between 70,000 and 80,000 people are busted for prostitution. (Which costs taxpayers $200 million, by the way.).

The breakdown of arrests: 70 percent female prostitutes and madams, 20 percent male prostitutes and pimps, 10 percent johns. That's nine prostitutes being arrested for every one customer.

So, if you want to play the odds, follow the lead of your wise elected leaders and make sure you're the one paying for sex, not selling it.

[URL]http://sex-crimes.laws.com/prostitution/prostitution-statistics[/URL]

Great odds. But what if?

Probability of getting busted in Argentina for having a good time?

You would really have to fuck up.

Average income per person in the USA? About 27k? 2015.

So how much can that $100.00 girl back home cost you compared to here?

Here is where I need some help Boys.

Minimum $27k. Right off the bat. Right?

Add attorney's fees.

Subtract from your life:

Job.

Wife.

Children.

Some relatives. Could be good.

House.

Car if trolling. That might hurt.

Lost count but remember the odds. Only 7k to 8k Johns get busted. Great odds.

I have only heard 1 Wise Gentleman in my life put things into perspective like this.

Personally $100.00 bucks or whatever down here sure sounds like a great deal.

Or 20p. If you like that sort of thing.

Go Cards!

TL.

In 2013, the last year for which the number is available, the average wage in the US was $44,886.16; that is the number Social Security uses to adjust workers' wages to determine their Social Security benefit (not the number they use to adjust existing beneficiaries' monthly checks for inflation).

Hope that helps!

Here's the only fact that matters.

Fact: We are not in the USA.

Ok here's another fact that matters.

Fact: Great sex can be had for 600 pesos (what the fuck are these dollars you're talking about).

So if you need to pay more, or can't hold down a price (for whatever reason) then that's your problem but please, please, fucking please, stop saying that 1600 pesos is cheap for pussy here because it's not. It's expensive unless the chick is physically perfect AND fucks like a pornstar or she spends a shitload of time with you.

We are not in the USA so stop comparing it to anything in the USA. Or Europe, or Asia, or anywhere, we are in Argentina where a pack of smokes costs a dollar fiddy not 10 bucks, where a really good dinner can be had for 20 bucks not 100, where rent is about 6-700 a month not 1200, you see where I'm going with all of this?

Fact: We are not in the USA.

Average Monthly Salary in Argentina in Administration / Reception / Secretarial: 4,461 ARS.

[QUOTE=Jacknbox;446150]Fact: We are not in the USA.

Average Monthly Salary in Argentina in Administration / Reception / Secretarial: 4,461 ARS.[/QUOTE]Minimum wage is.

[URL]http://www.lavoz.com.ar/politica/el-gobierno-oficializo-la-suba-del-salario-minimo-vital-y-movil[/URL]

ARS 5,588.

But that's not average.

[QUOTE=Jacknbox;446150]Fact: We are not in the USA.

Average Monthly Salary in Argentina in Administration / Reception / Secretarial: 4,461 ARS.[/QUOTE]I guess some of you missed the point.

Hopefully none of the Full-Time Hookers that you are ever likely to meet fall into the average monthly salary of $4,400.00 pesos.

I'm sure that would be disgusting.

I should have been a little more specific since the average person is very average.

So to be more specific:

In the city. Dirt roads don't count.

Sorry,I was not even thinking about Privados or an Escort Site.Foreign territory.

Excedra:likely to cost you at least $1200.00p to take out the trash.

Hook:minimum $2000.00p. If you are very lucky. That includes the $500.00 to walk in and buy your shit drink and the girl's colored water.

Newport: that's where the $200.00 to $500.00 Dollar wannabes are if you don't care. The moment that the Hooker tells you that she use to work at Madaho's or Black's is the moment that you better run!

Sure , there are a bunch of discount Chicas if you look. They just don't seem to jump out and grab you by the dick.

D'Lirio (New Hippo):Even higher.About a year ago it was $800.00p to go upstairs and $1000.00p for the girl's drink before you even said "Hola." Your very welcome to go and see for yourself.

But the point of the entire thing was being able to do the same shit in the USA for the same amount of money.

You can substitute all the X's and O's that you want.

Use any price for any Hooker for any service.

I told you that I personally don't care.

Your $37.50 Super Girls can end up costing you your life in the USA. So I would never say that I can do that back home.

The only thing that I was trying to emphasize is that you can't do what you do down here in the States unless you have nothing to lose.

So relax Boys. And show me the 600p 10/10's.

Please.

Thanks ,

TL.

*Actually I think that you should be able to Hook anywhere in the world for $100.00 Bucks.* Any of the 22 countries where Prostitution is legal.

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;446154]I guess some of you missed the point.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;446146]Personally $100.00 bucks or whatever down here sure sounds like a great deal.[/QUOTE]Looked pretty clear to me, you're entitled to an opinion, and as another guy that lives down here mine would be different. 1600 pesos isn't a great deal. As a matter of fact pretty much anytime somebody converts the price to dollars and then says it isn't bad, it's usually because they know they paid a lot.

It could be one that somebody is satisfied with, but if a great deal with hookers is the same thing as a great deal in everything else, superior value for price, then I guess I have to disagree with you.

I tried to reply to TL's crack about "Show me the 600p 10/10s" . But the system seems to be screwed up. The truth is , more then $1200p for a girl in this country is EXPENSIVE! This place is loaded with great chicas for 400p to 1000 p with 600p being a average. Use your computer and work a little bit to find one or two or three and then your home free! But please dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining! If you want to piss your money away and spend more..... Go ahead, its your money. But that is NOT the normal or average price! Besides, most of the less expensive girls WORK for their money while the more expensive ones very often suffer from GPS or worse!

[QUOTE=Gandolf50;446157]I tried to reply to TL's crack about "Show me the 600p 10/10s" . But the system seems to be screwed up. The truth is , more then $1200p for a girl in this country is EXPENSIVE! This place is loaded with great chicas for 400p to 1000 p with 600p being a average. Use your computer and work a little bit to find one or two or three and then your home free! But please dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining! If you want to piss your money away and spend more..... Go ahead, its your money. But that is NOT the normal or average price! Besides, most of the less expensive girls WORK for their money while the more expensive ones very often suffer from GPS or worse![/QUOTE]I know that but I have no idea where they are and I have been here 10 or 11 years.

They don't seem to be in any of the places that I frequent or that I mentioned. Not in many years.

Not if you are a foreigner anyway.

That's why I specified in those certain places.

I know that where you are it would be outrageous to break the 600p mark.

But yes, a 10/10 fucks like a 5 and a 6 fucks like a 10.

I think we all know that Man.

GPS!

The whole thing was when somebody says I can do that at home but nobody ever pointed it out to me that you stand to lose everything if you do that back home.

It seemed like a very logical and unique way to look at things.

Thanks Again,

TL.

If you get busted for soliciting a prostitute in the US, and you are any kind of a white collar professional, or well-known in the community, or married, or breathing, you are totally FUCKED. I think that is what TL is saying.

In my case I would have lost my job, my professional license, and my ability to get another similar job. Plus, Panamá and Costa Rica have both tightened up on tourists with criminal records, and Canada has always been very strict.

The Schengen countries don't give a fuck but you can only be there 90 days out of 180 days. Now TL, I don't know what your rusty trombone queen Camila is charging these days but I doubt it is 1200 p. Of course, she is getting a little long in the tooth and a little broad in the beam. [B]I'm[/B] a foreigner and an extremely obvious gringo and I paid 600 or 700 pesos when I was here for the austral winter a few months ago. Were they 10s? No. Solid 8s and damn good at their jobs. Imported from Paraguay. I already posted contact info for one of them. The other ones advertise in all the usual places so it's not like they would be hard to find!

Also, I should point out that the "average" wage I indicated in my post is the mean and not the median. The median is much lower and for 2013 was $28,031.02. The median is, in fact, a better measure of the "average" in this situation, in my opinion. If any of the politicians get wise and start using median wages to determine Social Security benefits, benefits would be a hell of a lot lower.

So let's not tell them.

More then half of the girls advertising are from the down town or capital area. Most offer "complito" and many will host which cuts down your costs even more. Some have pics, others no. Most escort sights have pics etc. And most are in the 600 to 1000p range. If you are into the chase and like going to the clubs.... Well there are not too many options now a days. Hopefully that will change for the better in the new year. As for wanting a 10/10? Most I have tried were... How can I put it, maybe disappointing? Most dont want to work and most want way too much money. GPS all the way. Yes, there are exceptions. But if a member from this board were to find one of these, they will ruin them in one or two nights. It is also why most members here will no longer share info. Have fun all. Be carefull. Just dont tell me that 2 or 3000p is the new going price. Ill just get a new hernia from laughing so hard! :-).

[QUOTE=Gandolf50;446170]More then half of the girls advertising are from the down town or capital area. Most offer "complito" and many will host which cuts down your costs even more. Some have pics, others no. Most escort sights have pics etc. And most are in the 600 to 1000p range. If you are into the chase and like going to the clubs.... Well there are not too many options now a days. Hopefully that will change for the better in the new year. As for wanting a 10/10? Most I have tried were... How can I put it, maybe disappointing? Most dont want to work and most want way too much money. GPS all the way. Yes, there are exceptions. But if a member from this board were to find one of these, they will ruin them in one or two nights. It is also why most members here will no longer share info. Have fun all. Be carefull. Just dont tell me that 2 or 3000p is the new going price. Ill just get a new hernia from laughing so hard! :-).[/QUOTE]I guess ONLY DH was able to understand the post.

It was about losing everything back home.

In 1994, Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act was passed. Under this Act, it is illegal for a citizen of the United States to travel abroad with the intention of engaging in sex tourism. The penalties for breaching this act include a fine and/or up to ten years of imprisonment

In 2004, Hawaii passed Act 82 of the House Bill 2020, making “the promotion of travel for the purpose of prostitution a felony and grounds for revoking the license of an offending travel agent.”[



And this is happening as we speak globally.


In Sweden, the government has created a law that prohibits the purchase of sexual services. This law makes it illegal for men to buy prostitutes. By passing this law on January 1, 1999, Sweden was also helping to prevent the international prostitution and human trafficking. This law helped to stop trafficking in Sweden by arresting and prosecution the male purchasers not the female victims. There has been a reduction in the number of prostitutes in Sweden since 2004. Swedish citizens can be prosecuted for purchasing sexual services anywhere in the world if the country in which they did it criminalized it.

I clearly specified that I was not talking about Privados or the internet Escorts and I Never said anything about looking for 10/10's anywhere since I have no interest in them but a lot of the 1 shot visitors just want a Trophy or hood Ornament type as a memento.

But I do appreciate your advice. Always.

Thx All for the most part. I fully agree with everyone's input and opinions as they are mirrored in my own thoughts but That was not the intention of the query.

TL.

DH - The Deluxe Rusty Trombone Duo should be around $400p each for an hour but that was a few years ago.

I have not seen either one in a long time and especially not in a professional sense but I always keep in touch with anyone who has been kind, appreciative or attentive.

Thx.

I think, Gandolf and me life in the "outbounds" of Capital, but happy, safe and lucky.

We, sometimes have a whole-night stand for the "off-sale-price" of "Crystal" (who is highly recomendable and cute and good and you spit of twice, if you are pleasant. Or smart).Gandolf and I we speak, I presume, perfect "chamuyazo" with our interesting accents. And we treat Paraguayan females and other girls good.

We pay, that they will leave. We won´t pay that they teach us Spanglish.

So we go out for other purchase as sbdy that does not care to ruin the "indoor-price".

In my arroundings (and TL knows them, as I see him as good old friend) you always will find a good bite for good money.

500...1000 for a bite or for a nite, depends on you.

If you don´t care about printed Federal paperload, spent it. But don´t ruin the "mercado real".

Dankeschön.