Strangers search for adventures and girls in Uruguay May-June 2010
Let me start with giving my gratitude for the members of this forum, having searched for info on south America in general and Argentina in particular I dumped on this forum, and what a wealth of info! To bad I can only access from time to time.
Second, my native tongue is not English so any typo or bad language is all do to the language barrier, not due to my lack of IQ or respect for you guys, hehe.
Third, everybody seems to be looking for working girls giving them the \"girl friend experience\", my take is that I give them the boy friend experience (BFE), works for me. And I like my girl's twentyish, fit and pretty, even more so if I have to pay for them.
After a trip to South-America in February including a short trip in BA (Black, and a independent I meet in a disco, trip rapport TBC), I went to Montevideo before I ended up in Punta del Este. Only spent one night in Montevideo but l enjoyed it and decided to come back, for good.
Being a refugee from Europe's taxes and big brother governments with no fixed address I been looking for my El Dorado for some time. Having my friends, co-workers and everybody talking about Thailand, Panama, Brazil, Columbia, and so on to relocate to, I decided that uncharted territory was Uruguay.
A country with descendants of Europeans, a communist government and economic turmoil (witch the government probably will magnify) it has to be a GREAT hunting ground for girls, or so I thought.
First warning sign I should have seen (I'm blond), is the lack of websites of good-looking working girls, looking at one of the once I found:
[url]http://escort.urusexy.net/[/url]
Not god! I should have been thinking; is that it? And THAT is after editing their photo and lying about their age? Shit even Hillary Clinton can do better in photo shop than that!
One more point to notice, the girls I eventfully got together with was not necessary my first pick, the amount of girls was not much, and I called LOTS of girls I did not get contact with, so few girls, even fewer actually are to get a hold of.
On my trip to Montevideo in February I went to quite a few of the private apartments, or relax that they call them, only one I have an address for is this one: Tacuarembo 1520 (beetween Colonia and Mercedes).
I walked and found about 5-10 just by luck and intuition, they all had 3-5 girls, non-I would pay for, and it was really low quality. (Don't remember the price but it was pretty cheep, but still not interesting, in my opinion).
I got online and started looking at the escort sites.
After a few misses I got on to come up to my room Saturday afternoon.
Called herself Alexia.
Here side is down now; maybe she decided to do something else.
[url]www.alexa.urusexy.net[/url]
19 years old (I looked at her ID), grate fun and a genuine nice girl. Body was OK, for her age, the thing about Uruguayan girls they seems untrained, meat diet and no training, veeeeel you get the score.
Price, Got the gringo tax, bugs me but no showstopper, paid 300 USD and well all in all I can live with that. (As long as I don't think about short, fat hairy Pepe getting here for about 25 bucks, hehehe).
Came to my hotel and I gave her my BFE routines, we had a few beer, listened to music and had a good time.
Alexia had a NICE personality.
Nice and sensual kissing.
GREAT blowjob (with condom, witch is fine by me), actually gave better head with condom than most girls manage without. Deep throat, eye contact and she really worked on it. Great sex. I was told she doesn't do anal, witch again is fine by me.
All in all the time were funny, friendly and no hurry.
Agreed on one hour but she stayed 3ish, probably would have stayed more if I asked her.
I would not mind going back to her, but like I said no longer listed.
After getting that out of my system I was ready to test out nightclubs/nightlife so off I went in search for miss right or miss right now.
SHIT! I was later told that Uruguayan girls are the most boring in South America, what about in the world? In Montevideo I found ONE decent disco/club, (I shit you not, ONE! Called Lotus, the rest of the places in town are dumps. And at Lotus if you don't know the bouncer you won't get inn on your own, and some weekends \"somebody\" has a private party and you can't get in PERIOD! I stayed tree weeks, went out with a few local guys I befriended, and expats living in town, they all agreed it is the most boring capital in South America.
So, then it was back to the working girls. Realized that the English sites probably charged me 2-3 times local rate I tried the local site;
[url]http://www.ururelax.com/index_1.htm[/url]
The girls didn't look as good, but knowing the other site was all photo shop anyway I worked my way down. Hit this one:
[url]http://fabiana.urusexy.net/[/url]
She came to my hotel and I did my usual boyfriend routine and she was on fire! Really nice tits, natural for those that care, me I don't give a shit.
Started to give me a gringo price out of this world! Me, being drunk, horny and blond didn't give a fuck. And don't remember how much I ended up paying, about 400 USD for 2 hours I think.
Anyway, she was good.
Personality; hard to tell, I would not mind getting to know her better.
Blowjob, good, no condom, Fucking was really good, one thing in Uruguay was that all girls I went with wanted you to come on their tits, so rule of thumb is; never to suck tits of working girls there!
On the clock with is a turn off for me.
(She ended up texting me a lot later and had I stayed I probably would have gone back, but not for the price she charged that night!.
Next day I needed company I again called a few I would like to meet, tried all hot once but got no reply.
Like I said I like them in their early twenties, haven't dated anybody over 25 for years so why pay for old bags?
Anyway, worked my way down the list and finely got a reply from this one:
[url]http://www.ururelax.com/florencia/index.htm[/url]
This one was local, gave her 5 crisps 20 USD dollar bills (after my BFE) and she was pleased, shows how much the others overcharged!
Nice girl. Grate personality and friendly.
Shoved up at time, she called several times on the way to get the direction to my hotel.
Body; had a kid 6 months ago, so for me the body was a big turn off.
Blowjob without condom, reeeeely nice one!
Sex was good and she gave nice service. The girl can ride!
No messing about time, stayed a couple of hours but had to go back to here kid. Asked for the taxi fare and it was genuine so I gave her that, wasn't much and like I said she was a nice girl. Think she's pretty new to this.
Would not have gone back because of the body, but definitely worth 100 bucks.
One of the first I tried to get in contact with was this on:
[url]http://tiziana.urusexy.net/[/url]
She bailed out on me first week but gave me two of her friends pages, one of them being Alexia, and I managed to arrange another date next Saturday. We agreed to 300 USD.
This is one of the few that actually had an email, HEY CHICAS! ITS 2010!
So I could meet her in the end.
Not 22 but 26.
Studies and are a smart and entertaining girl, speaks decent English.
Body was nice
We partied and I got pretty drunk in the end.
Blowjobs don't remember with or without but decant one.
Fucking, relay god.
She is very orgasmic and enjoys sex, definitely no faking there!
One turnoff was she started to birch about taxi money I knew was unreal after the action. Also started to moan that I only paid for one hour, but she stayed for 3. Paid her taxi fare that probably would have got her to Panama! Would have given her top score if not for that and it pissed me off and would not go back,
Last stop was on my last day, was going back to work and knew I would not see a girls for at least a month, called and tried to get in contact with this one:
[url]http://emmily.urusexy.net/[/url]
Could not reach her, but texted Tiziana and asked her to get her to call me, and she did. Sounded nice enough and she agreed to come to my hotel at 8 that evening.
All was well and sorted, or so I thought. Got my last beers, getting ready and horny, and then at 1945 she calls and tell me she can't make it, but can come back tomorrow! WTF? I'm drunk, horny and going to Africa in a few hours. I curse and get online trying desperate to find some class company. But like I said earlier, Montevideo is not a place of many choices. Call my way down the list and get a hock on a nice one (relatively speaking), then I run out of credits on my mobile! Fuck!
Long story of running around Montevideo, or come to think of it, driving in taxi, to find a place to purchase credits. Funny thinking back on, but there and then it was not fun! Coming back to the hotel running down the list again, got this in the end:
Http: /nicol. Urusexy. Net/
I knew this would not be what I wanted, way to old and probably not to good looking, but I found nothing better.
Showed up on time and like the song goes then I saw her face.
Holly, shit! She should pay me!
Body, OK, but way to old for me.
Being quite drunk I decided to drink until the beer goggles made her look decent, I run out of beer before that happened.
Sex not bad. She knew I was out of here league and made a very good effort out of it, but she was so below what I'm used to in look and age, that for me it was not a nice feeling. To do something like that, not to mentions actually pay for it!
Did my dirty deeds, paid 150 or 200 USD, kicked her out and promised myself not to come back to Montevideo, then I realized I just filed for residency and officially moved over here.
Stranger
