Jejeje, THIS I have an PHD in!
Always tell them when you leave, and tell them that you won't be back for another 3-4 months, or never! Say you are tired of BA and are going to start going to Colombia or somewhere.
Also do not get too attached to your telephone number, you might have to change it regularly. I left for Sau Paulo for 3 days and had 257 unanswered phone calls when I came back. I DO have a attachment to my number by now because I have lots of lots of girls I like there and do not want to go to the hassle of changing again (I really HAD to once) , but it is tempting, I can not have my sound on at night because I have someone that will call me EVERY night just to see if I am there. One actually has managed to calculate when I arrive in BA and I get a phone in the taxi from the airport!
I think my 'best' stalking experience in the house was when one of mine waited outside the door for 4 hours since she knew roughly when I went to the gym. El Jeffe was under the impression that I was waiting for her and let her inn in the end, which was fun, not! (He now knows who she is and has stopped her from entering later, thanks for that Jeffe!).
A few time I have not opened my door to get my room clean because I did not expect anybody and thought it might be someone having let in one of my stalkers (I had two at the time, one heavily into voodoo, also great fun!).
All the post about sugar daddy and GFE do not know what you are letting yourself into. A lot of girls that suck dick for a living have serious issues, the most crazy are most fun in bed, obviously. And it is fun until you decide you had enough, and then you suddenly find yourself as lead star in a Stephen King novel!
Stranger
Forgot about the phone number
The house phone ending in 2006 has been well worth the entertainment value been getting a shitload of texts so your chica might be the next one I jizz on her tittys rub it in and send her back.
I told her I got off on it, she said it made her feel dirty and was not opposed.
I just hope its not the same crazy ***** that showed up last night, that would be my luck.