So You Think Some Chicas Ask For Too Much Huh ?
Wow Man, she must be smoking something!
She wants $100.00 bucks! I can do girls back "home" for that amount. How about $500.00?
Shit yes, no problem. I'm sure you can still find a bunch of them for $20.00 bucks a fuck back home.
Let's try to think or look at it this way.
I absolutely invite the power of the Number's Boys to correct my train of thought.
Dickhead? Old Buddy. Not being facetious. You have a beautiful Mind.
Numbers not being my specialty. It's not my money.
Here we go.
The probability of getting Busted in 1 way or another in the Good Old USA just for trying to have a little fun.
FACT: In the U.S., prostitutes get busted more often than johns. And it's not even close. Every year in the U.S., between 70,000 and 80,000 people are busted for prostitution. (Which costs taxpayers $200 million, by the way.).
The breakdown of arrests: 70 percent female prostitutes and madams, 20 percent male prostitutes and pimps, 10 percent johns. That's nine prostitutes being arrested for every one customer.
So, if you want to play the odds, follow the lead of your wise elected leaders and make sure you're the one paying for sex, not selling it.
[URL]http://sex-crimes.laws.com/prostitution/prostitution-statistics[/URL]
Great odds. But what if?
Probability of getting busted in Argentina for having a good time?
You would really have to fuck up.
Average income per person in the USA? About 27k? 2015.
So how much can that $100.00 girl back home cost you compared to here?
Here is where I need some help Boys.
Minimum $27k. Right off the bat. Right?
Add attorney's fees.
Subtract from your life:
Job.
Wife.
Children.
Some relatives. Could be good.
House.
Car if trolling. That might hurt.
Lost count but remember the odds. Only 7k to 8k Johns get busted. Great odds.
I have only heard 1 Wise Gentleman in my life put things into perspective like this.
Personally $100.00 bucks or whatever down here sure sounds like a great deal.
Or 20p. If you like that sort of thing.
Go Cards!
TL.
None of that shit matters
Here's the only fact that matters.
Fact: We are not in the USA.
Ok here's another fact that matters.
Fact: Great sex can be had for 600 pesos (what the fuck are these dollars you're talking about).
So if you need to pay more, or can't hold down a price (for whatever reason) then that's your problem but please, please, fucking please, stop saying that 1600 pesos is cheap for pussy here because it's not. It's expensive unless the chick is physically perfect AND fucks like a pornstar or she spends a shitload of time with you.
We are not in the USA so stop comparing it to anything in the USA. Or Europe, or Asia, or anywhere, we are in Argentina where a pack of smokes costs a dollar fiddy not 10 bucks, where a really good dinner can be had for 20 bucks not 100, where rent is about 6-700 a month not 1200, you see where I'm going with all of this?
Some of You Missed The Point
[QUOTE=Jacknbox;446150]Fact: We are not in the USA.
Average Monthly Salary in Argentina in Administration / Reception / Secretarial: 4,461 ARS.[/QUOTE]I guess some of you missed the point.
Hopefully none of the Full-Time Hookers that you are ever likely to meet fall into the average monthly salary of $4,400.00 pesos.
I'm sure that would be disgusting.
I should have been a little more specific since the average person is very average.
So to be more specific:
In the city. Dirt roads don't count.
Sorry,I was not even thinking about Privados or an Escort Site.Foreign territory.
Excedra:likely to cost you at least $1200.00p to take out the trash.
Hook:minimum $2000.00p. If you are very lucky. That includes the $500.00 to walk in and buy your shit drink and the girl's colored water.
Newport: that's where the $200.00 to $500.00 Dollar wannabes are if you don't care. The moment that the Hooker tells you that she use to work at Madaho's or Black's is the moment that you better run!
Sure , there are a bunch of discount Chicas if you look. They just don't seem to jump out and grab you by the dick.
D'Lirio (New Hippo):Even higher.About a year ago it was $800.00p to go upstairs and $1000.00p for the girl's drink before you even said "Hola." Your very welcome to go and see for yourself.
But the point of the entire thing was being able to do the same shit in the USA for the same amount of money.
You can substitute all the X's and O's that you want.
Use any price for any Hooker for any service.
I told you that I personally don't care.
Your $37.50 Super Girls can end up costing you your life in the USA. So I would never say that I can do that back home.
The only thing that I was trying to emphasize is that you can't do what you do down here in the States unless you have nothing to lose.
So relax Boys. And show me the 600p 10/10's.
Please.
Thanks ,
TL.
*Actually I think that you should be able to Hook anywhere in the world for $100.00 Bucks.* Any of the 22 countries where Prostitution is legal.
Everybody likes my body somehow...how low can u go-
I think, Gandolf and me life in the "outbounds" of Capital, but happy, safe and lucky.
We, sometimes have a whole-night stand for the "off-sale-price" of "Crystal" (who is highly recomendable and cute and good and you spit of twice, if you are pleasant. Or smart).Gandolf and I we speak, I presume, perfect "chamuyazo" with our interesting accents. And we treat Paraguayan females and other girls good.
We pay, that they will leave. We won´t pay that they teach us Spanglish.
So we go out for other purchase as sbdy that does not care to ruin the "indoor-price".
In my arroundings (and TL knows them, as I see him as good old friend) you always will find a good bite for good money.
500...1000 for a bite or for a nite, depends on you.
If you don´t care about printed Federal paperload, spent it. But don´t ruin the "mercado real".
Dankeschön.