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[QUOTE=Dickhead;449350]The technology does not currently exist to manufacture a machine that could be calibrated in large enough increments to measure the difference between dominicanas and paraguayas in bed. Also, the probability distribution of quality fucks is platykurtic and negatively skewed in the case of dominicanas, but leptokurtic and positively skewed in the case of paraguayas. In laymen's terms, the average paraguaya will suck you bone dry and then clean your kitchen, whereas the average dominicana is a complete waste of skin.
I am now going to go jack off to pictures of Larissa Riquelme, while secretly thinking about Madame Lynch.[/QUOTE]Now that's funny stuff DH, your a talented writer. I actually googled platykurtic ,leptokurtic, Larissa Riquelme, Madame Lynch.
Larissa.. Oh yeah, Lynch.. Hell no.
As for platykurtic ,leptokurtic confusion, i gave up graphs years ago.
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You can find quality ass in Bs As any month of the year. You might just have to try a little harder (or pay more) during some months as opposed to others.