Uruguay 252 5J (TribulanesVIP, Kronos Spa)
Uruguay 252 5-J
4371-2737/4372-2835
Massage was 50 pesos / hour plus tip for additional services.
Facilities weren't that great, but there was a small sofa in the room so I was able to have uncomfortable small sofa sex as opposed to uncomfortable massage table sex.
Pass on this one.
Uruguay 252 Piso 5, Apt. J (TribulanesVIP)
Uruguay 252 Piso 5, Apt. J Tel. 4372-2835
10am - 8pm Monday - Saturday.
You can see photos of most, but I do not think all, of the chicas here: [url]http://www.tribunalesvip.com.ar/tribunalesvip.html[/url]
$100 pesos for nothing but massage. Plus $60 for a happy ending, or $100 for "sex". I think that there is also a CBJ option for $80. No takeout option.
HOWEVER, I recommend use of the phone number above (4372-2835) rather than the phone number which you'll find on the web page (i.e. 4371-2737). Explained below.
At least some of the girls here are also on Masajes.Com appearing under "Masajes Terapéuticos". They are always pictured in street clothes. But DO NOT DISPAIR! Typical privado services are available here. However, a mamasan here told me that BN and BBBJ were not available. Also, in my experience, the girls will not shower with you. And there are no beds. But they use the wider massage tables similar to those at Croix ([url]http://www.croixspa.com.ar/[/url]) so coitus is possible but changing positions can be a bit precarious.
The photos of the girls which I have seen on the web are accurate. In fact I'd say that several of the girls are better looking in person than their web photos.
The building is old but elegant. The apartment is nicer than most privados I've been to. Pervy Sage compared it to Croix. I'd say not quite that nice but nicer than the average privado.
On my first visit which was on a Saturday I was shown only one girl. I think that her name was Jullieta, and she obviously was not interested in seeing a client; or at least not interested in seeing me. I know there was at least one other girl there because they had let another guy in right in front of me. The mamasan said something about being very busy. On a Monday at around 2:30 I was shown only one girl, but was told that if I returned at 3pm two other girls would be available. I think that reservations are the way to go here. But you've got to be able to make the reservation in Spanish because the mamasans I talked to don't speak any English.
I have repeated and will continue to.
(I am confused about the relationship this place has to Kronos Spa. If you ask for a business card here they will give you one which says Kronos Spa and which contains the web address [url]www.kronos-spa.com.ar[/url]. But the phone number on the card is 4372-2835 which is the phone number for this place (at 252 Uruguay) Once when I called the phone number from the TribulanesVIP web site, I. E. 4371-2737, I was given an address on Esmeralda. I have no idea what was going on. I could have miss-dialed of course, but what are the odds I've have gotten another privado? My Spanish is no where near good enough to ask about or understand the relationship between this place and Kronos Spa. I'd guess two names for the same place, except for the experience I had when I called 4371-2737.)
Also note that I once tried to make a reservation via email (the address is on the business card) but never got a response.
Thanks to Pervy Sage for inspiring me to try this place.
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Scratch one off the bucket list
I was here this week and can confirm that appointments are the best way to go. The masseuse I was with mentioned that they have a lot of Chinese and Korean customers. The number I called was 4371-2737. Address can be found in the previous post.
I reserved Morena for an hour, but was introduced to two other girls before things got going: Sol and Lucia. Pictures are accurate as mentioned in previous posts:
[url]http://www.tribunalesvip.com.ar/tribunalesvip.html[/url]
Place: Beautiful building. The bathroom was ample, clean, and had a shower. I was shown two separate rooms with each of them containing both a massage table and a love seat sofa.
Price: $100 for one hour massage only. $150 extra if you want "sex".
Service: I received a decent massage from Morena for about 20 minutes. She worked on the legs then my back. No BBBJ available from her. No DFK either (she prefers pecks on the mouth). The sex was ok. Other than that, Morena is a nice girl from Paraguay that seemed a bit shy at times.
I am conflicted on this place as a couple of the girls on the website look really cute and have the "typical next door girl" kind of look. But the place lacks the comfort of a bedroom: the massage table was hard and the sofa was too damn small. Next time we'll have to try doing it standing up? Anyway, my massage fantasy was accomplished.